Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

"Hey hey hey... I can look at these abs for a year... Chi Nian is gone and I will have endless aftertaste... Hey hey..."

I paused for two seconds, then said suddenly: "Why, am I not Chi Nian? Why don't you look at me?"

system:【? 】

System: [What are you doing, Chiho Ri! 】

Me: The strange desire to win is ignited!

2,

The cat-like creature raised its cat head and looked at me: "You are not Chi Nian, you are a pretty sister."

Me: Can you tell my real gender?It is worthy of being an unscrupulous monster on another set!

However, I am very satisfied to hear the praise from the beautiful sister.Just as he was about to say, "Small mouths can really speak with honey," they saw red saliva dripping from the mouth of the cat-like creature.

I:"."

Me: "Sure enough, it's still disgusting."

The cat-like creature looked puzzled: "What's so disgusting?"

I forcefully wiped the mouth of this cat-like creature with a handkerchief: "Take it away, the saliva is really disgusting. Speaking of which, you can't do this at all, how can you let others bathe in your saliva, and make people want to expose you?" Give me a beating to teach me a lesson."

"I'm not slobber!" The cat-like creature twisted its long, noodle-like body, "It's the essence!"

I stopped wiping my mouth, and said with that expression: "This, then you are too...too fast."

Cat-like creature: "?"

I clenched my fists: "And this is even more disgusting! Accept the punishment of my profound iron fist!"

"Wait, wait!" The cat-like creature felt a powerful demon force condensed on the fist of the person in front of it, and it was so frightened that it retracted the second half of the water pipe, "It's not saliva, it's not strange It’s just flowing out in this way, it’s actually my demon power essence, it can treat bruises, and it’s used to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis!”

I:"……"

Me: "You, are you the safflower oil cat essence?"

Cat-like creature: "?"

3,

After I raised my fist, the cat-like creature's noodle body withered completely, like boiled noodles.I expressed a little guilt: "Sorry, I misunderstood you-but you are so scared."

Cat-like creatures: they just can’t do it, they just love to cry.jpg

I loosened my grip on the nape of its neck slightly, and the cat-like creature's eyes lit up, and it was about to run away in an instant, but was caught by me again: "Wait, don't rush away - there is another problem. "

The cat ears of the cat-like creature get down on its knees.

The dark green eyes of the silver-haired youth narrowed slightly, and he said slowly, "Even so, you are spying on others taking a bath without permission, right?"

The body of the cat-like creature froze, and it stuttered to explain: "Ah, isn't this the only time to treat them with blood circulation and blood stasis? Actually, I am a decent cat, really!!"

Me: Look, do I believe you!

Seeing my dead fish-eyed expression, the cat-like creature simply put away its pitiful look, glared at me and said, "Aren't you also mixed in?" Under my awe-inspiring and unmoved (?) momentum, it went on to Softened, "Well, if this Zhu Fu Jingguang is your wing, I won't bother you next time."

I raised my eyebrows: "So you plan to peek at other people taking a bath?"

The feline creature twitched its cat ears.

"I'm sorry, they are all my wings, and none of them are allowed to peep. If you want to do good deeds such as treating bruises, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, you are welcome in the infirmary." After a second pause, I added emphatically, "The whole school They are my wings, you are not allowed to look at them."

Cat-like creature: "Are you a human with wings? You have a human with wings!"

Me: "Why, there are also Archangels with Thousand Wings!"

Cat-like creature: "...at least leave a few for me, monsters are boring!"

"Demon students are boring?" My expression became serious, "That's because your thinking is not in place, your ambition is not up to the mark, and you haven't established a more ambitious heart to contribute to the demon world and mankind!"

"Come on, let me assign you a task first. This week, I read the "Communist Manifesto", "1844 Economic-Philosophical Manuscript", "German Ideology", and write an 8000-word reading report. Format, mark the references at the end. Next week prepare a 10-minute ppt presentation, and there will be a defense session."

Cat-like creature: "???"

System: [DNA awakened! 】

"Learn new ideas and strive to become new monsters," I patted the head of the cat-like creature, "I am your keynote speaker for this issue and the next issue, Natsume Chiho."

Cat-like creature: "Wait, why did I arrange it without saying anything!"

My expression changed, and my eyes became sharp again: "Why, do you want to sublimate yourself in another way? Your noodle cat body absorbs water so well, it can be used as a towel to compensate for those warnings that you have seen lightly. School youth!"

Facing the fate of being turned into a rag, the cat-like creature shook suddenly, and immediately replied: "From today on, I will be a new monster! Speaker Chiho Ri, beautiful sister, hello, I will definitely study hard, work hard, Sublimate yourself and become a new era new monster that contributes to the demon world and the human world!"

Me: "I can't hear you, do it again!"

Cat-like creature: "I want to learn new ideas and become a new monster!"

Me (satisfied): "Okay, very imposing."

4,

Me: "System, are you still recording the screen?"Remember to change it to become a column of "Zoo ○ Ke Xue". 』

System (in shock): [You still remember this!I think this can be uploaded to "Change ○ Ji"! 】

I (rejoiced): "This idea is very good, learn to infer other things from one instance, system." 』

5,

I'm used to carrying a small notebook and pen with me, and it just came in handy at this time.

Subconsciously in my mind, there was a method similar to Natsume Takashi’s book of friends contract, so I got it done proficiently, and then said to the cat-like creature: "Then you are the first student in my Chiho University lecture hall, you What's your name?"

The brown eyes of the cat-like creature looked at me tremblingly: "Are you going to make some vicious contract?"

"What kind of vicious contract, I am so kind, I decided to make a friend account... um, it should be a student account, and then I will return your names to you when you graduate." I shook the notebook in my hand, "Most of the time, use In order to remind you to learn new ideas, of course you must also pay attention to practice, I will arrange a few practical tests, such as letting you assist in the eradication of evil and the like."

The system paused, and then said: [Chihori, are you...? 】

Me: "It's too troublesome to defeat the winery in the normal way. Just leave the brain-burning operations such as wits and martial arts to Jiang Lai's studio. Of course, my sand sculpture studio must not take the usual way to deal with those trafficker crows!" 』

System: [Who is Jiang Lai... and don't make jokes from God's perspective! 】

Finally, under my patient (wu) heart (li) persuasion (wei) guidance (xie), the cat-like creature, with tears of joy (?), became my first student.

Its name is Wuyidong.

Me: "Uh, so you not only look like noodles, but you are really called noodles (Japanese pronunciation is udon)!"

Cat-like creature: "It's not noodles (うどん), it's Uいどん (ういどん)!"

Me: "It's so cute, Noodles."

Then I wrote down Wu Yidong's name in the notebook.

Wu Yidong: "You on purpose! QAQ"

6,

Since then, I have subdued this perverted cat and cat, and the current noodle...ah no, Wu Yidong, is already a monster of a new era!

Wu Yidong's body, like a face, can be rubbed, contracted and stretched at will. At this time, it has become a cute yellow and white cat bracelet, which is wrapped around my left wrist.

I asked curiously: "Can others see you?"

"It will be seen by ordinary people if it is condensed to the bracelet state, but it will not be the case if it returns to normal." Wu Yidong replied.

"It's amazing, but you don't need to buy jewelry." I am very satisfied with this.

Before I walked out of the bathroom, I helped Zhu Fu Jingguang repair the light bulb that Wu Yidong broke (stepped on the stacked stools and other objects). These small furniture repairs are now mastered by me by analogy up.

After finishing it, I carried my toolbox and walked back to the room. When I opened the door, I saw Zhu Fu Jingguang fidgeting inside.

"...Qianli!" Zhu Fu Jingguang was still wearing the coat I gave him, and when he saw that I had returned safely, a concerned look appeared on his face, "Are you all right?"

"It's okay, it's done." I smiled and comforted, "No one will bother you to take a shower in the future - I also repaired the light in your bathroom by the way."

Although I said I was fine, Zhu Fu Jingguang didn't seem particularly relieved.Probably because I accidentally fell and scratched my arm after repairing the light bulb just now. At this time, my left arm still has obvious signs of injury.

Zhu Fu Jingguang's eyes moved to my left hand. While seeing the wound, he also keenly noticed the extra cat bracelet: "This..." He wanted to remind me that he was worried about the hidden danger left by some monster.

I blinked, and raised my wrist to reveal the dragon king's smile: "This, this is actually my century-old soul ring!"

Zhu Fu Jingguang: "?"

7,

System: [What what!What are you talking about, Dou ○ Dalu! 】

The author has something to say:

Chiho Ri: The Sand Sculpture Studio did not take the usual path to solve the winery. Fighting wits and fighting is the Jianglai Film Studio!

Chaos into the moment の Jiang Lai:?

System: It is forbidden to make complaints about silver-style dramas from the perspective of God!