Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

"Barbara-Avril-Mengdie Bing'er sounds nice, but the name seems a bit long, and it's inconvenient to call it," the only serious person present at the moment - Mr. Jiang Gu Ling suggested euphemistically, "Should we shorten it? one time?"

"Well, indeed." Hagiwara Kenji rested his right index finger on his chin, "Then just call him the middle name——Elvie, how about it?"

"It's not Elvie, it's Avril." I corrected by gesticulating with my fingers in the air.

"What, hagi, can't you remember the name Qianli said just now?" Matsuda Jinhei put his hand on Hagiwara Kenji's shoulder, blushing from drinking, and said with his tongue out, "Vale, What a memorable name."

"It's not this one, it's Avril Lavigne." I corrected again.

"You guys, you didn't remember it seriously at all. Calling someone's name is the most basic respect." Squad leader Ida shook her head and said with a serious expression, "Right, Elvira?"

"...It's Avril!" I leaned back tactically, "Please, no one can read it right!"

Zhu Fu Jingguang sipped the wine glass in front of him, his blue-gray eyes raised, "Don't worry, I still remember, Elvy."

"Why are you back to Avril! It's Avril!" My cat was shocked and mad, "Is this a closed loop that never gets the name right?!"

Is there any magical power in this name, will the world end and the universe explode when you pronounce it?Or is it that the God of God is making the expression pack of [opening the textbook, during the exam]?

Facing the scene, Jiang Gu Ling was slightly taken aback. He knew that even if his contemporaries had excellent memory, even if they drank, they shouldn't all be able to avoid "Avril Lavigne" perfectly.Then, he caught a glimpse of the smile hidden in the eyes of his contemporaries.

Rei Fuguya immediately understood everyone's intentions - this was to use another method to persuade Natsume Chiri to change her name. (Jing Guling: So I'm not the only normal person!)

Therefore, the blond young man who understood the status quo in an instant also participated silently.He patted Natsume Chili on the shoulder beside him, and comforted him: "Don't be sad, it's not that everyone can't remember this name on purpose, Elizabeth."

I:"???"

——What Elizabeth, how on earth did you read Elizabeth from Barbara-Avril-Mengdie Binger!This is no longer a matter of mishearing or not being able to remember. This is simply the level of Arabic in the English listening test. It's all about guesswork, right?

You are the most outrageous! Damn it!It must be on purpose!

2,

In the end, I still didn't use Barbara-Avril-Mengdie Bing'er as the address for each other-this is indeed too long, and it is a bit convoluted.

First of all, you should be fluent in nicknames, right?Make everyone like it.

Although his cheeks were already flushed and he was drinking heavily, his habitual movements still did not stop.I took another breath, then rested my chin and thought of other names.

Hagiwara Kenji took the bottle to my side, and my eyes widened: "Wait, I haven't finished drinking yet...!"

"Well, if you still want to drink, just drink some of this." Hagiwara Kenji raised the corners of his lips, and he put the bottle of pure water in front of me, "I've had a lot of wine tonight, Chiri~"

"Is there any? I seem to have only drank a little bit." I tilted my head and pouted, "It's nothing, I can still drink it!"

The face of the half-long-haired man in front of me suddenly enlarged, and I was a few seconds late after being paralyzed by alcohol before I felt a slightly cold hand on my forehead.Hagiwara Kenji leaned over in front of me, and put his right hand on my face: "Well...it's already very hot, don't drink any more."

I raised my dark green eyes in a daze, and blinked slowly.

From such a close distance, he could even see himself reflected in the other person's eyes clearly.

Didn't hear my answer, Hagiwara Kenji thought I didn't hear, so he spoke again, with a magnetic and gentle voice: "Stop drinking, Qianli. Enough is enough."

I tilted my head slightly, and replied obediently: "...OK."

"I can see that Qianli's drinking capacity is not very good. You have already drunk enough." Matsuda Jinhei said from the side, and he still said with a big tongue, "I can continue to drink, so you should drink quickly. Cold water, Qianli."

"...Matsuda, with your appearance, you are obviously drunk." Zhu Fu Jingguang showed a half-helpful smile, "Just now you downed two bottles in one go, and now you are getting more energetic."

"I just told him to drink less and he didn't listen." Jiang Guling laughed happily.

"Okay, it seems that Matsuda is really drunk." Squad Leader Date nodded and said, he glanced at his watch, "It's almost time to eat and drink, and the time is just right, you can go to the front desk to pay the bill."

"I'll go to pay the bill." Zhu Fu Jingguang got up and left, and Squad Leader Ida caught him.

"No, no, I'll just invite you to this dinner party. I'm also the squad leader anyway. Let's celebrate a good thing."

Jiang Gu Ling also walked forward: "I'm going to get some sober medicine and plastic bags."

The three of them got up and left their seats, and went to the front desk to pay or get things. At this time, at the dining table, there were me, Matsuda Jinpei, and Hagiwara Kenji left.

After drinking too much, Matsuda Jinhei and I were still arguing childishly about "who is more drunk".

"Obviously you are more drunk than I am!" I also complained on one side, "Speaking is so sticky, your tongue has turned into jelly, right?"

"Whispering! I don't have it!" Matsuda Jinping frowned, put his arms around my neck, and leaned over carelessly, "Look, I don't seem to be drunk. But, you are the real one. Are you drunk?"

"I'm so stumbling in one sentence, and even said that I'm not drunk, the language system is broken! I'm much better than you, soft Matsuda-kun." Having such naive interactions, I, who was also drunk, had double images in front of my eyes. , wanting to push away the other party but has no strength.

"Huh? Who is the limp Matsuda-kun!" The curly-haired man who was even more drunk blushed, and his body limply slumped down with gravity. The half-helpless half-amusing onlookers looked on.

In the process of sliding down, Matsuda Jinpei subconsciously didn't let go of his hand, which caused my top to be pulled down, revealing my smooth skin.

"Hey, let go, Matsuda, you're already so drunk, why do you still have such strength...!" I tried my best to save my clothes, "Wait, can you still hear me? Hey, don't sleep now Ah, why are you still pulling it down, I'm going to be pulled down by you!"

Corset, I'm still wearing a corset inside! !

With an instant "shua", the corner of Matsuda Jinpei's clothes was pulled out!At the moment when I was slightly dazed, the open clothes had been closed by a pair of hands - it was Hagiwara Kenji.

At this time, the purple eyes of the man with half-long hair swept aside without knowing where to put it. He lifted the clothes I had pulled down and fastened them tightly!

"Ah, thank you, Hagiwara." I flicked my tongue awkwardly.

"..." Hearing my words, Hagiwara Kenji suddenly realized as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, he let go of his hand instantly, and took a step or two back.

Matsuda fell asleep when the array was smooth on the ground.My mind was also dazed, but I still remembered raising my hand to straighten my collar, and buttoned the button where it was torn open, and finished it thoroughly.

Kenji Hagiwara turned his face, showing a bit of hesitation: "...Xiao Qianli." He only said my name, but then he hesitated and didn't know how to speak.

I raised my dark green eyes and chuckled lightly: "Well, have you been discovered yet?"

"..." Hagiwara Kenji's expression also became complicated, he looked at me.

"In that case, I won't pretend anymore!" The corner of my mouth curled into a dragon king smile, "That's right, I have a spider tattoo on my chest. In fact, I am the famous master of mind power, the silver-haired son of the inherited killer family, and the Phantom Troupe." Member, Chili-beat the enemy!"

Hagiwara Kenji: "???"

Kenji Hagiwara: Wait, don't suddenly jump to the channel of "Hunter x Hunter" at such a serious and heart-pounding moment!

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——Because of such an interruption, the atmosphere just now has completely disappeared!

Seeing the silver-haired young man's natural posture, Hagiwara Kenji's guess and conclusion just now began to waver.

Natsume Chili's cheeks were still rosy after drinking, and the other party lowered her eyes, blinked lightly, and said in a low voice, "...Sorry." The silver-haired young man grabbed the clothes on his chest, "There are some things that I didn't tell you. It's just, I think it's better to hide it with a bandage."

"..." Facing the other party's gesture and the word "bandage", Hagiwara Kenji couldn't help but change his original guess—is it a wound?Or scar marks or something, about certain shadows from the past.

Kenji Hagiwara looked at the person in front of him.

Indeed, the other party never went to the public bathhouse with them, and they wore impermeable and relatively thick clothes on weekdays.Natsume Chiri doesn't seem to like showing herself.

The reason for wanting to cover up the scars of the past is much more realistic than a woman disguised as a man.Hagiwara Kenji wanted to knock his brain at this time - yes, this guess is correct, when he glimpsed the inside, why would his first reaction be corset and disguise as a man!

That kind of thing is completely unrealistic, it just exists in a novel! (System: If there are monsters, what reality are you pursuing!)

Besides, they all came in through the physical examination, and Qianli's voice was that of a boy. (System: Chiho Ri not only knows how to be a male voice, but also can grow up)

Hagiwara Kenji put his original thoughts behind him. (System: Isn't this the perfect rule out of the correct answer!)

It's probably a scar, or a shadow from the past, under the bandage, he thought.Maybe the other party lacked a sense of security in his childhood, so now he is trying to get in touch and interact with everyone more.

Kenji Hagiwara smiled reassuringly, and he stepped forward to pat the other person on the shoulder: "...it's okay."

The silver-haired young man raised his face and blinked his eyes: "Are you okay?... Can we continue to get along like this in the future?"

"Of course." No matter what happened to the other party in the past, it will not affect their current relationship.If it is a shadow, it needs to be healed.

Hagiwara Kenji lowered his eyes with gentleness: "Just get along with the way you like, Xiaoqianli."

——And he will pay more attention to Qianli, and when necessary, have more intimate contact to give the other party a sense of security.

Me: Okay, then keep posting!

4,

after that.

Hagiwara Kenji (thinking sublimation): Wait, is it really a woman disguised as a man! !

Hagiwara Kenji (recalling the past, pondering): ...I am responsible for you, Chiho Ri.