Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

The policeman on the left wears a pair of glasses, has a gentle expression, and looks very easy to get along with.He continued to ask in a friendly manner: "Your police academy students, are you about to graduate now? Does Natsume have any favorite destinations?"

"Me?" I rubbed my chin, thought for a moment and replied, "I want to be a bomb safety handler in an emergency."

"This is?"

"A job similar to this incident. I think this is a very useful career that can realize the value of life (fishing to survive)."

I gave a thumbs up.

"It's just waiting by the side on weekdays. When an accident happens, I can turn the tide and throw out the bomb that suddenly exploded!" After a pause, he said cheerfully, "Or throw out the comrades around me! "

The policeman wearing glasses was silent for a while, and said sincerely: "...Don't lose your comrades in arms, I'm afraid they will be more seriously injured than the explosion."

System: [Additional psychological shadow. 】

Me: "How come, I will control the intensity!"

The stern, stubbled policeman on the right coughed and drew attention.He lowered his eyes and said, "However, accidents are rare, and the police officers in our explosive ordnance disposal squad are also very good, so there must be no need for such post assistance."

"It's precisely because they are so good that I don't want such a person with an infinite future to be compromised by the inconsistency and self-righteousness of some villains." I raised my dark green eyes and said seriously.

"——I hope that everyone who goes out on a mission can live well and return safely."

Police officer Hu Zhu was slightly taken aback, and there was a rare smile on his serious face, which softened his whole face: "Yes, we also hope that more people will survive."

"That's why we found you, I hope..." The bearded policeman didn't say the second half of the sentence, because the policeman wearing glasses on the left interrupted him and took out two pieces of paper first.

What's this?I looked down.

"Natsume-san, can I trouble you to write this questionnaire first?" The police officer wearing glasses had a gentle and friendly expression, and he handed over the paper and pen, "Use the knowledge in your mind."

"Okay, no problem." I glanced roughly, took the paper, and started answering the paper.

System: [It seems a bit too serious at this time (vigilance)]

Me: "Funny comics are serious for less than a few seconds (convinced)"

2,

The content of this questionnaire is actually a test in disguise.In addition to the observation of on-site incidents and the opinions of the instructors of the police academy, there is another relatively direct consideration.

Half an hour later, the bespectacled policeman and the bearded policeman took over the questionnaire from Chili Natsume.

"Is it finished so quickly?" The policeman wearing glasses was a little surprised.He knew that the above questions were not so easy to answer. Generally speaking, the respondents were given one to two hours.

And now only half an hour has passed.

"Well, I'm done." I nodded calmly, "It's not difficult."

Seeing my expression, they all looked down at the questionnaire with anticipation and mixed feelings.

In the front, there are some general knowledge questions for police school students. Natsume Chili answered them very well, which shows that the basic skills are very solid. From this point of view, it is normal to answer the questions so quickly.

(The real answerer System Learning Machine: Thank you, thank you for the compliment.)

Both police officers had expressions of satisfaction in their eyes.

Then there are open questions that can be answered flexibly, which is also the part they most want to test.

The two officers continued to look down.

【1. Question: You are walking on the night road at this time.There are very few pedestrians on the street, vehicles are parked on both sides, and an abandoned building is next to it.You have noticed that there is someone following behind you, at this moment, how do you get rid of him?

Answer: It is easy to get rid of it, just run it.But I'd rather run back to see who was following me and hit him with a sap from behind!Unexpectedly, haha, the situation is reversed! 】

Police officer: "...?"

System: [Reasonable!Has the demeanor of knocking on sap with gin (bushi)]

next question.

[2. Question: You are trapped in an empty house.The room is located high above the ground, and the doors and windows are firmly locked. The only tools in the room are a pair of pliers and a thin wire, but there are sensors in their positions, and you don't know what the result will be if you touch them.How do you get out of this room?

Answer: Stay away from those things and open the door. 】

It seems that I am worried that such a simple answer is not enough, so I will expand and add a sentence below.

[Just open the door.As long as you use your strength, there is no door in the world that cannot be opened!If it won't open, try harder! 】

Added a sentence at the bottom.

[Or tearing down the wall is not impossible. 】

Police officer: "..."

System: [Very reasonable!There is no door in the world, just punch a hole! 】

【3. Question: There is a bomb in front of you at this time, and the next explosion point will be displayed three seconds before the explosion.What is your choice?

Answer: ...Who asked this question. I almost made a mistake when I glanced at ptsd. I almost thought that I had traveled to the future (all the fronts were crossed out and turned into an invisible mess).

Sitting next to the bomb and waiting for the address to be displayed in the first three seconds, and then dropping the bomb in the sky at the last second. 】

Police officer: "..."

System: [It's perfect!Like Kexue football, go to the sky and stand side by side with the sun! 】

Me: "The system's complaint skills are getting better and better (Phantom Rose)"

3,

The two police officers glanced down.

[... Give him a punch. 】

【...Pull up the big tree on the street and hit it as a weapon (the loss of public property during the mission should be okay?)】

【...Catch up with the speeding vehicle, and force it to a stop. 】

【...Throw the hostage out of the window, and then run below to catch it. 】

The answers that followed were similar. The questions that were originally full of contradictions and difficult to make a decision were all answered in one paragraph, which was simple, rude and direct.

——The key is to think about Qianli's physique, and feel that these operation methods seem to be very reasonable! (System: No, no, don't follow Chihori's train of thought!!)

Me (supporting the wall with one hand): Even if the question is twisted and twisted, it can be made into a straight line with absolute force!

The two police officers looked at the answers to the subjective questions later, and their expressions, which were as plain as water, gradually became magical and ferocious (?).

The police officer wearing glasses pointed the test paper at the silver-haired young man, tried to maintain a smile and said: "This question, [if the police send you to a certain organization as an undercover agent, what would you say when you meet them], why would you... ... answer this?"

On the white paper, it was written impressively: [Hello, comrade, I am an undercover agent sent by the police. ]

I blinked: "Isn't this a verbal deterrent first?"

"There's no way you'd expose yourself the first time! You're going to be an undercover agent, an undercover agent!" Police Officer Hu Stubbs had a thick voice, and he spoke beside him uncontrollably, "Do your best to hide yourself, and don't let him suspect that you are an undercover agent!"

"That's right, no one will reveal their true identity on the first face. This is inertial thinking." My eyes sank, showing an unfathomable expression, "And I just took advantage of this thinking."

"There is no undercover who says he is an undercover on the first side, so I say that I am an undercover. They think I am definitely not an undercover, but in fact I am an undercover!"

System: [Tongue twisters are not around! 】

Police officer wearing glasses: "...What kind of nesting doll is this?"

Me: "That's right, it's the idea of ​​reverse nesting dolls."

The silver-haired young man raised the corners of his lips: "As long as you add the sentence "I'm a little nervous when we meet for the first time, I'm just kidding" after the self-introduction just now, you can pass the level perfectly!"

Police officer Hu stubble: "...This is a joke that ordinary people can't afford."

"Okay," the police officer on the left pushed his glasses, and continued to ask, "Then what if he reacts greatly to this joke and then suspects you."

"Then I'll say things like 'Hey, you're in a hurry, you're in a hurry', 'Oh, I can't afford to make a joke', and further anger him."

Police officer: "?"

I clapped my hands hard: "Then, when he attacks me, I can defend myself and fight back!"

Police officer Hu stubble: "Nonsense, the other party must have a gun!"

"It's okay." With a smile on his face, the silver-haired young man shook his fingers, "You can't beat me with a gun."

The end of the other party's words rises, mixed with youthful playfulness, but it also contains self-confidence from the bottom of the heart, with a solid weight.

"All fear comes from the lack of firepower." I nodded slightly, "And I am the Huolishaonianwang! Don't be afraid, just a, there is nothing I can't solve with One Punch Man! If it can't be solved, then give me another punch."

Police officer: "..." I always feel that something is wrong, but suddenly I feel that everything is right.

System: [Oops, the Chihori virus has begun to enter the body! 】

However, the two policemen in front of them were veterans after all. They quickly came to their senses and judged based on this: Natsume Chili has outstanding abilities, but it seems that she is not suitable for participating in resourcefulness.

Me: If you can use your hands, why use your brain.jpg

The bespectacled policeman and the bearded policeman in front of him actually belonged to the Public Security Department of the Metropolitan Police Department. They were originally optimistic about Natsume Chiri's advantages and wanted to send him to the organization codenamed the winery.

But now it seems that I don't know what kind of chemical effect will be caused by putting this person in... and obtaining information from that organization requires some wits.

Therefore, perhaps it would be more appropriate to place him in another organization based on force.

Or, just let him stay in the Metropolitan Police Department, and punish ordinary criminals.

Specific decisions need to be discussed behind the scenes.

At this time, the policeman wearing glasses spoke again, intending to ask first: "So, Natsume-san, are you willing to fulfill your duties as a policeman, shoulder the expectations of the people, and fear hardship and death to take up a great position?"

I blinked: "Do you mean to let me be an undercover agent - no problem."

I held up three fingers: "Three months, watch me kick the green dragon with my feet, kick the white tiger with my right, become the top leader, and then start a side business to earn a lot of money, and provide Modo Modo funds to the Metropolitan Police Department!"

Police officer: "...that's not necessary."

The bearded policeman looked serious, and he said: "Although we will try our best to cover up your personal information, the possibility of being discovered is not ruled out. So..."

"I can change my appearance." I continued, tapping the palm of my right hand with my left hand, "Well, how about I dress up as a man?"

system:【? 】

System: [Good guy, back to the original starting point! 】

I (dog head): The two rabbits walk side by side, can you tell me whether I am male or female?