This traffic cp is poisonous

Early in the morning on Friday, the official account of Hu La Tang Satellite TV posted a Weibo - "My Best Friend" guest list has been confirmed, quickly see if there is any silhouette you can recognize.At the same time, there are also necessary Jiugongge pictures, all of which are black silhouettes of people, but this kind of cover-up is almost non-existent. Let alone fans claiming their idols in a second, even passers-by can tell three things. Come four, five, six.

After the pretentious performance without any suspense, Hu La Tang TV officially announced the guest list. They are all classic configurations of reality shows. The big names are used to support the standard, and the idols are used to attract traffic. The three generations of old, middle and young people each have a representative Well, if three stars invite their good friends over, it is equivalent to six stars appearing at the same time, and the starlight is enough to shine.

Of course, it is impossible for Hu La Tang TV, which is famous for its cooking, not to keep its true nature. Even if it announces the list, it still reveals half and keeps the other half. Netizens are also very humble with the familiar and eye-rolling gestures. While complaining, they began to discuss the identities of these three "good friends" along the lines of Hu La Tang Satellite TV.

Among them, the most discussed one is of course the traffic representative Hu Lu.This little fresh meat is only 19 years old this year, and he is just young.And his appearance can also be said to be in line with everyone's fantasies about a young boy.Fair skin, lean body, 183cm tall, coupled with a handsome appearance, excellent and recognizable appearance made him attract much attention when he first appeared in last year's hot talent show, and was on the show made his debut in one fell swoop and stood firmly in the C position.

And Hu Lu's idol road is also going very smoothly.Because of their high popularity, Hu Lu and his teammates released a single within a month as soon as they formed a group. Later, because of their performance in the MV, they were spotted by a certain director, and they tried a few tricks in the film industry. Met a lot of seniors.At the beginning of the year, a youth idol drama about Hu Lu being the No. [-] male was released. Because of the outstanding lines in the drama, it also caused a large imitation frenzy, and it was completely out of the circle. The term "nonsense".

However, although the plot of the idol drama at that time was shabby and the logic was dead, there were still a lot of second-line florets.Combined with the time he spent in the film industry, Hu Lu also met many seniors in the film industry in just one year.So, who is the good friend that Hu Lu invited?Fans of Hulu, referred to as "lost", want to bald their heads in order to guess the correct answer.

In the eyes of fans, my brother is a heartthrob, kind, hardworking, upright and likable, supported by seniors, respected by juniors, more modest than the main male stallion, only those who are not worthy of being friends with brothers, no brothers Not good enough.In the state of "I won't tell you" on Hulatang Satellite TV, the lost people's brains are wide open, and their thinking signals can replace satellites to fly to outer space. As young as 7-year-old child stars with amazing talent, as old as There is no old movie star in his 70s who has just won the Lifetime Achievement Award that has not been mentioned.

As a result, when a 3-minute trailer was released the day before the program started, the fans were all dumbfounded, passers-by and sunspots jumped up and started a mocking party——

"Don't you dare to say it? It turns out that your family can't even invite an [-]th line, so you can only find amateurs?"

"What do the show crew think, this kind of thing is also signed to do variety shows?"

"Please don't question the program group. They know how to save money. What's the price for an amateur? What's the price for an [-]th-line boy group? You're too economical, okay?"

"I saw xxj bouncing around so loudly, so I wanted to ask if I slapped him in the face? I'm still looking for the actor."

"Hulu, I'm confused~"

"Hahahaha, the annual face-slapping NO. 1 has been released!"

"Eh? Why are there really not many fans coming out to wash the floor, isn't it a little late to know how to face?"

……

The sunspots have won the world, but they keep making trouble, everyone is full of energy, and they can laugh at a stand-up comedy show with their mouths, but even a stand-up comedy must have an audience, but there is no one who comes to challenge them. A fan, and all of them have low combat effectiveness, just a few words.

Maybe this is the loneliness of a master.The sunspots withdrew from the Bauhinia Summit, where there was no opponent.

And Hulu's fans have already set up a stronghold, building one after another high-rise buildings on their own land-with my static 2.0 and dynamic Maybach vision, why do you think the amateur brother is a bit handsome?

The big fan in the building said: "You are cute, I am cute, they are both Lulu's little babies. Everyone should trust Lulu, everything will be known when the show starts tomorrow."

The fans were appeased, and they bought the Hulatang Satellite TV membership one after another. When it arrived at [-]:[-] noon, they didn't even have time to eat and entered the "My Best Friend" sub-column. After refreshing the first issue, they immediately opened the video Start watching.

At 6 minutes and 21 seconds, the camera finally turned to Hu Lu's face. He greeted everyone with a smile, and he still looked like a shy boy in the sun. A branch was opened.

In the lower left corner of the video, the question that everyone is paying attention to is marked - who is the friend you invited?

Fans are nervous: here we come!

Hu Lu smiled again: "His name is She Yue."

Fan: Who is She Yue?

Passerby: Who is She Yue?

Program Team: Wait for me to ask.

Hu Lu looked puzzled: "My good friend."

Program Team: ...Why does it feel like this question is so stupid to ask.

Then the program team asked another question-why invited him/her?

Hu Lu's expression was full of pity as if he was caring for mentally handicapped children: "Didn't you ask me to invite my best friend?"

Program group:  …

The fans cried loudly: Hey my silly son!There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that you are an upright person, but that is a human design!We don't take it seriously why should you take it seriously!

There are still a few fans who are pretending to be strong: It's okay, our brother's good friend must be an excellent man with a high degree of education, strong skills, wealth and versatility, and is not at all the same as the group of people in the entertainment industry!

As if to suffocate the fans, the program group really asked such a question-introduce your friends?

It's rare that Hu Lu didn't answer right away.

The fans were terrified: You can think about it and say it!My Suxiao Jiuxin Pill is not enough!

Then they saw Hu Lu pull one corner of his mouth, laughing at the bad intentions between bad friends, ruffian, not pure at all, and very contrived!

Fans yelled: I can, I can!Sunshine can be handsome!I can still admire my brother's appearance for 1 years!

At this time, their good brother said: "He, She Yue is trash. He hasn't graduated from high school yet, and now he squats in his hometown every day practicing feudal superstition. I really can't stand it, so I brought him to a big city to expand Vision, who is my good friend, it really breaks my heart."