This traffic cp is poisonous

After the equipment was fully equipped, Zhong Qi, who had rich theoretical experience, worried again: "Where is the altar to be opened?"

She Yue said: "In a martial arts battle, the one with the tallest altar wins. Naturally, the higher the altar, the better."

So he took the lead, and with a big wave of his hand, he led everyone up to the rooftop.

Little K, who was forgotten by everyone, was carrying a strong rooster, and felt the cold of being abandoned on the way back.

Little K:?

Probably God couldn't bear to see him silent in loneliness, a phone call came in and dispelled Xiao K's loneliness.

"Hello, hello. This is Dongcheng Police Station."

Little K kept the phone away from his ears, and after reconfirming that it was indeed showing the Dongcheng Police Station, he took the phone back in a daze.

"Hello, hello."

The police officer on the other end of the phone had a very good attitude, and he didn't care about being put on hold for nearly 2 minutes. He told him earnestly and kindly that the artist under your command was suspected of participating in a cult party. Please go to the rooftop as soon as possible to cooperate with the related party. Work.

Xiao K's mobile phone slipped from his hand with a "swish", and just hit the chicken coop, and hit the little head of the brave rooster that the boss boasted that he could be a fighting cock.

And the rooster with the reputation of "fighting cock" on the head let out an angry rooster, activated the skill "quick pecking", and quickly pecked at the weakest part of Xiao K's phone - the camera that can capture the beauty of his artist's flourishing age. .

Little K thought indifferently, this is probably God's will.

This group may never use his lens again.

why!

Little K stomped heavily and rushed towards the roof of the building. The speed represented his eagerness, and the power of stamping came from his anger.

why!

He rushed to the roof door sullenly.

Why can't you cause less trouble, you bastards!

There is no shame in feudal superstition!I have to get it to the rooftop!

He pushed the door angrily and went in, just in time to hear a teenager standing not far from the door telling the police how he became an enthusiastic citizen who maintained the city's appearance and discipline.

"At that time, I was debugging my drone. The product just arrived yesterday, a new product just developed by AIR, the world's largest drone brand. I heard that this time the function is far beyond the past. On the system..."

The policeman interrupted him with a smile, "Shall we talk about what happened today?"

The young man smiled shyly, "I'm sorry, I tend to become talkative when I encounter things I like. I'm not usually like this. Don't look at me as lively, but I'm actually a very introverted person in private. I My friends say I'm hot on the outside and cold on the inside!"

Still smiling, the policeman quietly listened to the boy's introduction of his character and introduced about five hundred words before returning to the main topic.

"Then I went out and tuned my drone."

Little K: As a result, you have been talking for so long, and the progress bar is still stuck at [-]%.

"I have to say that AIR's new product is really good this time. I've waited so long for it! The drone flies very steadily. I wanted to test the altitude, so I let it fly all the way to the top of the building, and I just saw this A few people were gesticulating in strange costumes, very similar to those dancing masters on TV. I thought, isn’t this just engaging in superstitious activities?! The school teacher repeatedly emphasized..."

After that, Little K didn't listen any more. This kid is really good at talking. Could it be that his friend was forced by him to say his evaluation of being hot on the outside and cold on the inside?

Knowing the cause of the incident, Little K went straight to the fools on the other side of the rooftop.

Before I saw anyone, I heard the criticism and education from the policeman.

"Good guy, as soon as I received the report, I saw you gathering here to make trouble. What's the trouble, huh?"

"Scared the child who was reported by others, crying loudly, crying so that people panic, you said you are too much but not too much!"

Coincidentally, the young man’s proud and satisfied voice could still be heard from the position of Little K—“I saw something bad, and the justice in my heart made me choose to call the police without hesitation! It’s nothing, this is my duty as a member of the Communist Youth League, It's just a trivial matter!"

Little K: ...

Boy, have you forgotten that the person who is listening to your nonsense is also the insider who you once cried?They all belong to the same institute. What have you done, people don’t know?

The criticism and education from the policeman didn't stop, but the closer K got closer, the more he heard the uncontrollable smile in his voice?

"I don't blame other people's children. Look at what you are wearing. It is open to all rivers! There are Taoism, Buddhism, and Christianity in China, as well as Japanese and Indian ones. The most handsome friend, which sect are you from?"

When Xiao K heard Hu Lu's voice, he probably died of complacency.

"He and I both belong to Taoism, but I became a fairy after attaining Taoism."

The policeman also cooperated, "Oh, so I'm still the patriarch. It's amazing, it's really disrespectful."

Little K was speechless, and at this time, he also walked around the small garden on the roof, and saw a few naive people being trained behind the bushes.

Confirmed the image, well, it was the wrong person.

He doesn't know any of these guys who are the same as the extras who came out of the third-rate crew!

Just as Little K was trying to reverse the car calmly, his whereabouts were also discovered.

The police officer waved at him, "Is it the guarantor?"

The troublemakers who turned their backs to Little K turned their heads instantly. When they saw these faces with expressions of shame, joy or indifference, Little K calmed down and was still handsome.

He is indeed an artist!

Let's get to know each other one by one.

So he put on a professional smile and stepped forward to talk to the policeman.

"What punishment do they need for this matter?"

The little brother looked at a few people again with a smile on his face, "Teach them verbally, take them away, and let them pay more attention to the influence next time."

Little K didn't expect to be treated lightly, "You are so wise that you didn't misunderstand that they are carrying out superstitious activities!"

The little brother couldn't help laughing, and said: "I wish I could wear all the world's famous religions on my body. What kind of superstitious activity is this? I think they love each other very much, and they are not fascinated by any belief at all. Cosplay It’s not that we haven’t heard of it before, although it’s the first time we’ve seen the one with a religious theme. Alright, let’s take it away.”

Little K woke up like a dream, and the gods and gods that had been circling in his mind before were washed away, and he never mentioned any feudal topics, and he promised to take a few people away after he would definitely be educated strictly.

Brother Rooster, who had been silent for a long time, flopped twice at this moment, attracting everyone's attention.

The policeman's face changed slightly, "Big cock?"

Little K was very guilty, and after realizing the confusion he committed before, he regretted it even more, and now he didn't know what to say to deal with it for a long time.

Little K's silence made the policeman feel suspicious, he looked back and forth between the two groups of people, and when he was about to say something, She Yue spoke.

He asked Little K: "Is one rooster not enough?"

Little K looked at She Yue nervously, and heard She Yue say again: "Forget it, just order more food in the chicken pot."

Little K: ...

Hu Lu, who knew that his future identity would belong to the master chef, felt a little troubled when he saw the real chicken, "I don't seem to know how to kill chickens."

He asked the others for help with "Which of you will?" eyes, and everyone backed away.Finally he landed on the only figure in the room who was rooted in the ground like a young white poplar.

Policeman: "Huh?"

I come to educate you, but I also have to be responsible for killing chickens for you? !

……

The big rooster stared at the black bean-like eyes, the bright red comb lightly raised, and the breast bulged after being grabbed by someone's wings is so strong, it is a good chicken, maybe it is a handsome chicken among the chickens, it will be caught People remember that the passing of life will not be meaningless!

A big knife shining with silver light was raised high, and the instinct of life made the rooster start to struggle violently in fright. The chicken feathers flew up, shaking left and right in the air and slowly floating.

When it landed, the light chicken feathers fell to the ground with blood.

The moment the knife was raised and dropped, people hiding in every corner jumped out to cheer for the little brother!

The silence was broken, and the breath of life poured into the original picture of only one person and one chicken.Chef Hu Lu was put on an apron by his assistant She Yue, Xiao K accompanied the boy to buy fruit drinks outside, and several other members of the K group were ordered to pack side dishes.

Everyone was busy, except for the two policemen who had nothing to do.

One said: "At any rate, you still bear the heavy responsibility of killing chickens."

Another said: "I didn't expect that they could really keep the chickens until we came back from get off work to kill them."

Two people: I don't know what they were busy with before?

Probably only She Yue can help them answer this doubt, what are you busy with?Naturally, they are busy with secondary education.

After returning to the apartment, Little K felt the most deeply. He said to everyone: "This kind of thing is not allowed to happen again in the future!"

He frowned again and looked at She Yue, "You're talking about changing your luck..."

She Yue sat on the sofa, "It's ready."

Little K was surprised, "When?"

She Yue: "Usually."

"What do you mean?"

Seeing that everyone was sitting down, She Yue said: "Our future is uncertain. Bad luck is to increase the possibility of bad results, but it is only a possibility. No matter how bad luck is, it will not make the possibility change." For inevitability, that is to say, you will not go [-]% to BE, there is always [-]% vitality. What we can do is to use wisdom to infinitely magnify that vitality. These cannot be accomplished overnight, It’s like there are precursors and processes for bad things to happen, so I said, Kung Fu is normal.”

"As long as we are fully prepared and wait quietly, the turning point will appear soon." She Yue took the tea handed by Hu Lu, took a sip, and said, "Look, it's so scientific."

Xu Xie, who lost his master, took the lead and said angrily: "You still have the nerve to mention science?! Isn't it you who took the lead in engaging in superstitious activities like doing it?"

She Yue: "I didn't propose the method."

Zhong Qi was startled, "That's why you talked about changing your luck first!"

She Yue: "That's right, I'm talking about changing luck through science."

Bai Ruoxu grabbed hold of his words, "Why didn't you correct the topic when it went astray? And you said you didn't do it on purpose?"

She Yue sighed, "You interrupted me at first, right?"

Little K recognized this hat, and it was true that She Yue had just mentioned changing luck, so he interjected and took the atmosphere away.

She Yue asked again: "Did I also secretly refuse later on? For example, the rooster and the hen do it differently, or if I don't have a magic robe, I can't do it?"

Zhong Qi took the biggest pot and silently lowered his head.

"However, I thought, since you believe in this, it's not impossible for me to do it. At least it can calm your mind. Without being attacked by comrades in the police, you can sit calmly and listen to me. Don't worry, just wait for the news. good?"

Little K thought about it. If this was the case at that time, he would probably be the first person who couldn't sit still and wanted to jump.

In this critical moment of life and death, let him do nothing quietly and just wait?It's just a joke.

"Since you said to be more scientific," Little K knew to retrieve the main thread of She Yue's conversation this time, "then how do you judge that your luck will be changed tonight?"

She Yue smiled slightly and reminded Little K: "Tonight is the time when "Friends" is on TV."

Little K was puzzled, "Because of the previous friendship, the program team will not edit randomly, but what can they do?"

Hu Lu thought of it, he said: "The last issue happened to be stuck at lunch to discuss the script, so maybe this issue will have scenes of other two groups of guests communicating in private?"

She Yue praised Hu Lubi, "That's right. I wish the actress and Bai Boss' objective speech on the film and television industry, can you calm down the netizens?"

Little K's eyes lit up, "Maybe it's feasible."

"Besides, love and hatred will always pass, and only benefits are eternal." She Yue looked at Xiao K, "What does the businessman think?"

Little K was startled, and immediately stood up, "I'm going to make a phone call."