This traffic cp is poisonous

After She Yue's speechless self-introduction, the program team broke the awkward atmosphere in time, assigned tasks to the guests, and told them to prepare for a rest.

"Right here?" Meng Jiaojiao was a girl after all, and she couldn't help questioning after seeing that the program crew was not going to take them to a new accommodation.

"How do you rest here? Sleeping on stones on the floor?"

The footage of them was shot one star at a time, and even She Yue showed a surprised expression. Under the faithful record of the camera, he could be seen secretly reaching out his hand to Hu Lu's side while being surprised.

When the cameraman was about to continue shooting, the director waved his hand because he had already collected enough surprise emoticons, and said with a human face, "Of course we won't let everyone just sleep like this!"

After finishing speaking, several staff members quickly set up a simple tent behind the guests. When they opened the tent, they found that there were two sleeping bags inside. What was more troublesome at this time was that the program team seemed to be making trouble, although the sleeping bags were for each person. Enough, but there are only three tents.

Hu Lu looked at the director team, and sure enough, the directors had innocent and miscalculated expressions on their faces, as if they were saying——Oh my god, we just prepared three tents just thinking of three groups of friends!Who would have thought that this time there would be a group of guests who were a combination of men and women!

Hu Lu: Believe in you.

Regardless of what kind of relationship Meng Jiaojiao and Matt are in the end, there may be any relationship, but in front of the camera, it can only be a pure friendship.So Meng Jiaojiao stood there with some embarrassment and a little shyness. Matt, who originally wanted to be a CP with her, naturally wanted to be a qualified gentleman, and offered to give up the tent to Meng Jiaojiao to live alone. Ways to solve their own accommodation problems.

Although it is summer now, the wind in the canyon is strong, facing the water, separated by trees, at night, the temperature is low, and it is easy to sleep unsteadily.Originally, the correct approach was to ask the staff to borrow a tent for use, but this would not be a hot spot, so Matt had an idea and asked the director: "Director, the Hu Lu team was late before, and this tent does not have their share." Bar?"

Of course he knows that saying this and doing so will definitely cause many Hulu fans to attack him after the show is broadcast. Even from the perspective of passers-by, his current behavior is a bit deliberately targeted.But his character setting is straight-hearted, such a person is easy to become popular, black red and black red, and the best thing is that he is also easy to wash white, as long as he does not deviate from the character setting, cooperate with Hu Lu several times in the next few issues, plus The operation of the company, how hated he is now, the more people will turn around and think he is not bad.

Of course, the director team is also happy to have guests create conflicts and topics for them. This saves a lot of money for the editor and saves a lot of publicity for the coordinator. How can a good reality show be popular without one or two thorns? !

"You're right." The director nodded after pretending to think about it.

In this way, the big tent originally belonged to Hu Lu and She Yue belonged to Matt.

The only humane thing is that he also knew to take out the two sleeping bags inside and hand them over to their owners.

Before leaving, Matt knew that he should pave the way for the whitewashing in the future, so he asked the two awkwardly and arrogantly: "If you ask me well, maybe I can let you come in and squeeze, anyway, I'm very thin. "

Hu Lu: "No need."

She Yue: "Okay."

Hu Lu: "..."

She Yue: "..."

Matt: "..."

Hu Lu grabbed She Yue's shoulders, smiled and said to Matt: "No need, we are late, we should be punished, thank you."

Then he turned his face to She Yue with a threatening look on his face: "Are you still a brother! It's the same as what we agreed on!"

She Yue refused: "No, you seem to be missing the previous sentence."

Matt ignored him when he saw the two chatting, and went into the tent with a snort.It seemed that his good intentions were betrayed and he was unhappy, but in fact he was almost scared into a cold sweat by She Yue's unconventional response.

He doesn't want to sleep in such a small tent with these two people!Just ask politely ask politely!Fortunately, Hu Lu still has some emotional intelligence and knows how to reject it.

At this moment, he heard the emotionally intelligent Hu Lu happily say to She Yue outside: "That's great! Now there are only two of us left!"

Matt: "..."

The guests all entered the tent. After a while, the two seniors Cao Ye came out and gave each of them a nightcap, saying that they were afraid that they would suffer from a headache at night. After a while, Meng Jiaojiao also came out and gave them some warm babies. After thanking you, it was soon time to rest.

The hats given by Cao Ye and the two old people are nightcaps specially made for real old people. They are made of wool and are thick and soft.Hu Lu doesn't like to wear hats. This is something that everyone who knows him knows, but everyone doesn't know the reason. It was once said that Hu Lu's idol is too burdened and cares too much about hairstyle.

Now holding these two hats that will definitely destroy the image, the director team is also staying up, looking forward to seeing what Hu Lu will do, wear it, it's too ugly, if you don't wear it, it's another kindness to the senior respect.

Director group: Do things, do things!

She Yue was not that particular. He picked out a dark blue one and put it on his head, while persuading Hu Lu: "Hurry up and put it on, the wind is evil in the mountains, don't blow your head tomorrow, I didn't bring a needle for you."

Hu Lu just laughed at the way She Yue was covering her tightly: "Do you have any youthful firepower, so early in the morning, you can maintain your health like an old man."

She Yue was still getting into the sleeping bag. He hadn't slept with this stuff much before, so he casually replied in the middle of tossing: "I'm not as professional as the old men. I'm a buddhist health-care practitioner, and I can take care of it no matter what I do."

Hu Lu said: "Then I also keep in good health. I am a Daoist to keep in good health. If I don't keep it, I keep it."

While speaking, She Yue had already got into the hole, and he closed the zipper from the inside, and her whole body was as immobile as a wrapped silkworm chrysalis.

"Quick, quick! Gourd!" He yelled with a stiff face, "My hair is in my eye, please push the hat up for me."

Hu Lu was also in the sleeping bag at this time, but he was obviously much thinner, and he was used to the constraints of the sleeping bag, but his long legs had no place to rest.Hearing She Yue's cry for help, he nimbly leaned over, stretched out his hand, put one arm on the ground, and leaned against She Yue's face, and gently and slowly pushed his hat up a little with the other hand, and then He smoothed out the broken hair that was pressed down by the hat for him.

She Yue could see Hu Lu's full-scoring face close at hand, and the light from the bonfire hit his side face, which was generally warm and cold, but there was the same tenderness in his eyes.

She Yue shuddered.

So he said affectionately: "The road, you—block the light, lie down!"

Hu Lu laughed so hard that he almost twitched on the spot, "Do you feel the pressure from my body! Let me tell you not to be jealous of my muscles!"

She Yue had no expression on her face: "Yes, yes, just now your male hormones almost made me faint!"

Hu Lu happily moved to She Yue's side, urging her to bury her chest, "Really! Hurry up, hear more!"

"My old swan!" She Yue looked like a girl who was being bullied, and her whole body was showing resistance, "Hulu, if you do this again, don't blame me for being rude!"

The staff had already stopped their work and were watching the farce of the two of them from a distance. Their eyes were shining when they saw Hu Lu messing around without any idol airs, but now they heard that She Yue was going to be cruel. Hands are full of anticipation.

Under the eager anticipation of all the staff, She Yue calmly entered her part of today's scene: "Monster, the poor monk sits like a bell without moving, and walks for a while... Amitabha, don't disturb the poor monk's cultivation."

Everyone felt bad.

Sure enough, in the next moment, she heard She Yue's singing standard, enunciating words clearly and playing a song for everyone - "The Great Compassion Mantra".

The kind that comes every [-] minutes.

The kind that everyone hadn't finished singing before falling asleep this night.

The staff who are good at working overtime went to bed early for the first time in recent days, and they had peace of mind and fell asleep peacefully. When they woke up the next day, everyone was full of energy.

Only the director looked unhappy.

He hates it!

This guy She Yue is poisonous!Obviously brought Hu Lu to break through so many images!After providing so many scenes that will definitely burn and explode after release, it turns out that there is a religious belief propaganda at the end?

All the ingredients are gone!

She Yue didn't know the director's thoughts, he only knew that when everyone was in high spirits because of a good sleep, only he was aching and depressed.

The photographer who took pictures of Hu Lu especially liked the stories and experiences of She Yue, and always wanted to find an opportunity to hear more from him, so he paid special attention to She Yue.Seeing his gloomy face early in the morning, I secretly asked him before the director said to start the machine: "Is an outsider like you not used to sleeping?"

In his heart, a person like She Yue should be an expert who lives and sleeps in the open without changing his face, and who is skilled in fighting demons and slaying demons.

She Yue glanced back at him leisurely, "Times are advancing, technology is developing, and the reform and opening up of the motherland for so many years is not to make my children suffer."

Photographer: ...Sorry, Motherland.

She Yue, a comprehensive talent who you say he is superstitious, he talks about Marx, you talk about metaphysics, and he talks about science.

After the other guests woke up one after another, the show entered the filming session again.After a brief hello, a hot breakfast was served.Of course, the director said that there is no free breakfast in the world, and it takes effort to eat it, so he asked the guests to play a small game.

The small game is not complicated, but after tossing people early in the morning, everyone was quickly whetted by the amount of activity. When they saw the porridge and side dishes provided by the program group, they didn't have any opinions, and they ate deliciously. .

As for Hu Lu and She Yue, because they were late last night, they were fined not to have breakfast, and the two of them had no objection. When everyone was eating, they wandered to the creek, took a plastic bag from the stone next to it, and put it on. The bonfire, which had not been extinguished, was slowly roasting.

Soon, the smells of cumin, allspice, salt and even honey floated out. Of course, the most alluring smell is the smell of meat, from which you can almost tell the type of meat.

Mutton skewers, pork belly, chicken wings, kidney...

The other two groups of guests looked down at their porridge and suddenly couldn't drink it anymore.

It's unreasonable, those who are punished eat better than those who obey the rules!

The chief director himself was still gnawing on the bread, and when he smelled the barbecue, his saliva was almost drooling.

"No, your punishment today is..."

"Canceling the meal supply for the day, right?" She Yue shook the meat skewers in her hand, the mutton fat was bursting out, and the smell was even worse, "We don't bother the program team to supply the ones we bring."

The chief director glared at his nephew angrily, and director Hou smiled wryly: I winked with you a long time ago and you just refused to answer!