This traffic cp is poisonous

When the two returned to the apartment slowly, it was almost 10:[-], and the apartment that was supposed to be quiet was still very lively.

"Here's a new guest?" Hu Lu asked, looking at the tall and burly boy in the living room.

Little K rested his forehead irritably, "If this continues, the dormitory will become a guest house."

Bai Ruoxu's veins bulged, and he pointed at the boy sitting at [-] million and shouted, "Hurry up! The assistant has booked a hotel for you, don't be annoying here!"

The boy said in broken Chinese, "I, don't go! You, brother, accept me!"

Bai Ruoxu threw a pillow at him, the boy caught it with his face, and said angrily, "I won't give it to you!"

"I don't care!" Bai Ruoxu brought another pillow from the side with his eyes wide open, "Shall we go?"

"I, help you! You can't, let me go!" Then, the boy picked up the bag that was thrown on the ground, took out a few bank cards from it, pointed to Xu Xie and asked Bai Ruoxu in English, "Yes He robbed you of your appearance? Brother, don’t be afraid, I brought a lot of money, I will support you! Push him out!”

Half of Xu Xie's face was black, "Can I understand you?!"

Bai Ruoxu was so angry that his hair was going to explode, "I'm not a badass! Who wants that!"

Xu Xie got angry and stood up, "Who are you calling a boy?!"

As a result, the next moment, the boy also stood up. He was 1.8 meters tall, but his size was even more shocking than ruthless. His shaved hair added a lot of evil spirit, almost as soon as he stood up, he could feel his deterrence.

He walked up to Xu Xie and said fiercely: "Since you can understand English, it's great, I warn you, don't be disrespectful to my brother!"

Xu Xie has always been a stickler for the soft and not the hard, and suddenly he really got angry, "Do you still want to fight?"

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more dangerous, Ruoxu stood between the two of them without saying a word, and when he was about to persuade the fight, Bai Ruoxu kicked the boy onto the sofa with a side kick, and the blackness in his whole body was about to materialize.

"You've got a lot of skills, Williams, are you going to mess around?"

The boy changed his fierceness just now, and said weakly: "No, I just want to scare him, I am very law-abiding."

She Yue and Hu Lu watched such a big show as soon as they entered the door, and they were still a little confused about the situation, so they asked their playmate Zhong Qi, "What's going on?"

Zhong Qi explained to them roughly, and when they heard that this tall and burly Serena Williams was only 14 years old, several people fell silent.

In the living room, the 14-year-old boy was still pestering his brother to call him by his name, "Brother, don't be angry, and call me Alan, okay?"

Bai Ruoxu gave him a huge white eye, turned his head and went back to the room.

The brother control naturally has to look like a brother control, and followed his brother back to the room, but he gave a warning with fierce eyes when passing by every member of the K group.

When he passed Hulu, he paused, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and compared them carefully.

"Hu... Road?"

Hu Lu nodded.

Alan's gaze instantly became fierce, "English?"

Hu Lu nodded again.

Alan secretly breathed a sigh of relief thinking that no one saw him, and became fierce again, saying in English: "I heard you are C? Just wait, my brother will pull you down soon!"

Hu Lu nodded again.

Alan snorted, and then swaggered away.

"Children."

Several people in the living room shook their heads and sighed.

……

Although Alan unilaterally challenged the entire team on behalf of his brother, it was a pity that Hu Lu had no choice but to be a coward who escaped, because the last filming of "Friends" came.

At 5 o'clock in the morning of the next day, Hu Lu and She Yue boarded the car sent by the program group under the half-light sky.

In the past, the director who was very worried about the lack of luggage of the guests in this group, this time it was rare that he did not talk too much.

"This program group is going to have a big one."

After a short drive, according to the requirements of the program group, the director Hou distributed black blindfolds to the two.She Yue, who was about to fall asleep, felt like she had found a treasure.

They had just put them on when the car door opened, and four men in black stepped forward and dragged them out of the car with their arms crossed.

Director Hou, who had already talked about the process, was not worried about any emergencies, but faced with these two very calm guests, he also felt a headache.

Dramatic!

You play a little bit!

Probably because He Hou had connected to the intranet, She Yue immediately understood, stretched out her hand to look back, and called out in a flustered tone, "Where are you going to take me? Officers!"

Hu Lu has always been She Yue's golden partner, and he immediately caught the spark in thousands of classic dramas. When his voice changed, he really had the taste of Teacher Liu Xiaoyun, "My lady—!"

"Officer—!"

Director Hou: These two people acted recklessly because they couldn't see the strange eyes of others!The problem is that we have to accept the scrutiny of the masses!

Even the business skilled workers who "hold" many celebrities are rare to feel the existence of shame, and the helplessness under the sunglasses is clearly visible.

Director Hou, who felt he couldn't afford to lose that man, signaled the bodyguards to bring the two of them together.

As soon as he got close, Hu Lu stretched out his hand and groped in the air twice, accurately grasped She Yue's hand, and asked tentatively, "Ma'am?"

But it's a pity that She Yue has always mastered the steering wheel of changing the topic, and she just opened her mouth, "Aha?"

Everyone who went through the scene swallowed their saliva one after another, and then swallowed the tune that was about to burst through their throats.

They would rather circulate "Bai Suzhen under the Qingcheng Mountain" in the brain than be brainwashed by "The Temptation of Lang" for a whole day, okay?

But obviously, Hu Lu doesn't really want to be a human being, he's just an emotionless Divine Comedy reading machine.

"With me, Youwillnotgethurt."

Director Hou who has seen Hu Lu’s English ability can [-]% swear to God that Hu Lu’s mix of Chinese and English is definitely intentional!

"Hu Lu," Director Hou was afraid that he would be able to recite the entire lyrics, so he could only remind him, "Do you still remember that you are an idol singer?"

After finishing speaking, he guarded against staring at She Yue's sophistical mouth, and was relieved when he found that he just pursed it lightly and let out a "boo".

But, again, he was too early.

Soon, the same "bobo" sound came from Hu Lu's side. Yes, this onomatopoeia is very realistic, and he replied with double love.

If it wasn't for the inappropriate occasion, the director waiting would have opened his mouth: You are so SAO!

In the end, the turmoil of the past few weeks has made you perverted!

Gradually, he felt that he couldn't keep up with the evolution speed of these two people, and the director waited decisively to instruct the bodyguards to quickly pick them up and send them to the boat.

When the sun completely lit up the entire sky, the group of them finally got on the yacht arranged by the program group safely.

Long water marks marked the direction on the sea surface, and the two guests who were sleeping soundly in the ups and downs of the sea with their heads leaning on their heads were heading to an unknown place.

Desolate waters, wild and dense forests, when they wake up, step on the ground, take off their blindfolds, the destination is a capitalized "island".

"This issue! Our theme is Survival in the Wild, Point, Harmony Edition."

The chief director sat on a rock, letting the scorching sun by the sea pour over his shiny head, deliberately creating the cruelty of big capitalists devouring people's flesh and blood, but unfortunately, considering the broadcast effect, he had to compromise a bit.

"In the previous issues, we have witnessed friendship in daily life, friendship during travel, and friendship in the exchange stage, but friendship, like all relationships, can withstand plain water, and can also withstand stormy waves. We can share joys and sorrows together. Therefore, the theme of our last time is a test."

"Three days and two nights of desert island life, get ready!"

After pouring chicken soup and chanting slogans, the chief director came down from the rocky high ground, very much like a leader who only talks about spirit before the conference and doesn't talk about practicality.

Next, Director Lu, who is in charge of the old friends group, is responsible for explaining the program process.

"First of all, because of the kindness of our program group, we have prepared three sets of survival plans for the three groups of guests, and the guests can negotiate and choose."

Each group of guests sent a representative to watch.

The programs given by the program group are divided into three types: difficult, medium and easy.In simple mode, the program group will provide guests with various portable camping props, such as tents, camp lights, lighters, and even an iron pot. From the list, as long as the food problem is solved, you can easily spend three days .

The medium mode is for the program group to provide a clean straw shed to keep out the wind and rain, but it is not as practical as the simple mode for daily utensils, only a mention of toilet paper and a large tin kettle.

Hard mode is way too much.The only thing provided by the program group is a set of A4-sized drawings and a toolbox. In addition, there are only two sleeping bags that are standard in all modes.

After seeing what the program team provided, Hu Lu had nothing to say. No matter how you look at it, it should be their group who chose the difficult mode.When the remaining two groups were allocated, the friends group gave up the easy mode to the girlfriends group.

Queen Zhu smiled and said: "As I get older, I still feel that a fixed house is more secure. Besides, there is still a labor force on my side. If there is anything that is not enough, just let him do it."

Bai Huashan also agreed: "Yes, you two little girls, pay attention to safety and don't worry about us."

Wang Chun said with a smile: "We are still little girls. How about this, let's go and see your house, and if conditions permit, we will put up a tent there, and we will help each other."

Queen Zhu: "That's fine."

Bai Huashan turned his head to the two of Hu Lu and said, "You two poor and white people, come with us and see if we can make do."

Although She Yue also guessed the arrangement of some program groups, she and Hu Lu still followed the footsteps of the big team.

The first problem came up quickly.The program group gave too many things to the simple mode. There were three or four big boxes, which were not easy to move into the woods.

Bai Huashan took out the tent inside and looked at the specifications, "It happens to be for two people, and it would be too much to squeeze one more."

Zhu Yinghou glanced at him and said nothing, and the girlfriends group was also unsure, so they decided to go to the medium-sized straw shed to see the situation.

The thatched shed was probably temporarily built by the program group. It has a wooden frame, bamboo walls, and thick thatch covered on it. Although it is not very beautiful, it looks okay.

Walking in, there are two bamboo beds inside, which are located at both ends of the house. A fire pit was dug in the middle and built with stones. On the top is a gifted old-fashioned tin kettle. water intake.

Looking at it this way, the condition of the house is not bad. Although the daily necessities are seriously lacking, but there is a room, so I don’t panic.

Coming out of the hut, the terrain here is slightly higher, and there is a small river next to it. It is very convenient to fetch water and fish, but unfortunately, there are not many flat places, so it is not suitable for tents.

At this time, everyone came to their senses in regret, and the program team was not prepared to let them survive together, otherwise how would they test the affection of the two friends under adversity?

The program group reappeared at this time, and after revealing their true purpose, they stopped hiding and asked the directors of their respective groups to take the guests where they should go.

This is also for the safety of the guests.The survival points set up for the guests are the safe areas that the staff have cleared and checked in advance, and they are also the places that are most conducive to the survival of their respective modes.

Hu Lu and She Yue were assigned to the periphery of a lake, where there was a flat land, backed by woods, and the trees were thick and thin.

The program team handed a thick stack of strategies to She Yue, and handed Hu Lu a large toolbox.

"You can choose any survival style you like from these strategies, come on!"