[comprehensive] superior skills

Because there were a few more women and children who were near death among the people traveling together, the journey was delayed. By the time Song Ci reached the boundary of Jiangnan, it was already approaching the seventh month of the lunar calendar.

She traveled to Jinshan that day, and in order to shorten the journey, she wanted to hire a boat to cross the river and return to Qiantang as soon as possible.

This is a trivial matter, but no matter how hard Song Ci searched, he couldn't find anyone willing to take over the business. The boatmen who rowed the oars would rather hang around on the shore than accept her money. .

"This is really strange. There is still a reason in the world to push money out."

Song Ci waved his fan and sat down on the stone steps by the bank, "I don't believe I can't find a boat to cross the river today!"

"My lord, no matter how good the money is, it must be worth the money!"

Under the willow tree, an old man who sells ginger candied jujube at a stall said with a smile: "You are a foreigner, it's not that these poor people don't want to make money to support their families, but that there is a big turtle in our river for some reason." , as long as there is a little bit of oily and salty smell from the passing boats, the boats will be destroyed by the mischievous bastards. After a long time, no one dares to leave on this river, even fishermen. I can only float on the shore and catch a few nets to make do with it.”

"Oh, there are other disasters."

Song Ci walked up to the old man, picked up a candied date, tasted it, and raised his finger to the magnificent temple on the hilltop in the distance, "The government is incompetent to allow such evil animals to harm the world. Why didn't the mage in the temple say to get rid of it?"

When the old man mentioned this matter, he could only sigh, "Well, the Jinshan Temple is full of ordinary monks, but there is an abbot Fahai who is very capable. It's a pity that the old man likes to travel around for many years. Who knows that there is a bully at the foot of the mountain." It looks weird."

Song Ci put down a few big coins with a smile, "Others are afraid that it will not dare to cross the river, but I want to try how powerful this turtle is."

After she finished speaking, she turned and walked towards the idle man lying on the bow basking in the sun, "Brother, I want to buy your fishing boat."

"Not for sale."

The idle man lifted the straw hat covering his face impatiently, "I'll sell you the food, who will my family depend on?"

"It depends on money."

Song Ci threw the silver ingot in his hand, "The river is not peaceful, you can survive for a few days just by fooling around, it's better to use the capital to change a job to live, it's better than fishing for three days and drying it for two days like now Internet cafe!"

Seeing the small silver ingot, the idle man's eyes straightened immediately, "Isn't the guest joking? Now that you have accepted the money, if you regret it later, you will not agree!"

"You'd better take the money and leave!"

Throwing the silver into the idler's arms casually, Song Ci jumped into the cabin lightly, "I'm not going to break up with you just because of this little money."

The idle man hurriedly bit the little ingot with a tooth mark, confirmed that it was genuine sterling silver, and immediately grinned and said: "This boat belongs to you, little one is leaving!"

Song Ci got into the cabin and first piled up the messy bedding and sundries on the shore, then waved to the old jujube seller, and paddled towards the center of the river.

When the small black-covered boat floated smoothly in the river, she was not in a hurry to use any strength. Instead, she put a copper stove on the bow of the boat, and picked some fishy seafood such as shrimps and scallops to boil. .

Before the water boils, the fresh fragrance of the seafood spreads far and wide, attracting the waterfowl flying in the air and can't help but fly closer and circle around.

"There has been no movement until now, it seems that the smell is not strong enough."

Song Ci not only fanned the hot pot with a fan, but also deliberately threw a handful of dried kelp and seaweed into the soup, "See if you can't help it now!"

After this sudden rush, the boat immediately became swaying, and even the surrounding waves began to grow terribly, pouring on the pitch-black canopy.

"Just in time!"

Song Ci kicked the hot copper pot off, "I'd like to see if you, a bastard from the bottom of the river, are worthy of enjoying the meal served by my grandfather!"

The red-hot copper pot fell into the river and fell into the tumbling vortex and disappeared. Song Ci used the trick of monkey fishing for the moon with his toes upside down, and plunged into the water to find out what was inside.

In the turbid river water, a bastard with a mountain-like carapace growing longer than a black boat is shrinking its head and devouring the sea materials in the copper furnace. Set off a huge wave.

"I'm afraid this alone is not enough to fill your stomach, let me add some good ingredients for you!"

Lifting his body up, Song Ci shook off the water stains floating on the surface of the clothes, took out the pot of broth that was poisoned by the wild spirits from the Qiankun bag, and poured it down, "Now it's up to you to see if you are lucky enough to benefit from it." !"

After a short tilt, violent and dense bubbles rose up in the center of the river, which was covered with big waves, like the tumbling magma.

Seeing this, Song Ci couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. Originally, she was worried that the soup would leak out and poison innocent people, but now she didn't need to look at the situation to know that all the delicious broth had been swallowed by the greedy turtle.

Seeing that the huge waves at the bottom of the river were about to come up, Song Ci hurriedly and luckily drove a small boat to avoid them, so as not to have nowhere to use them when fighting.

On the other hand, her plan is foolproof, who knows that God just doesn't follow the rules.

Somehow, with this wrong eye, a two-story ship floated down from the upper reaches of the river, and it just happened to be heading towards the center of the tumbling river.

"This place is dangerous, go back quickly!"

Song Ci stood on the black poncho and waved to the boatman, but the boatman misunderstood her and thought she was asking for help, so he yelled at everyone to speed up the boat.

At this moment, there was a terrifying roar from the middle of the river, followed by a monster with the head of a bull and the body of a turtle surfaced along the boiling water, smashing the black-covered boat under Song Ci's feet with one end.

This time there was no need for anyone to give a special warning, all the boatmen on the big boat tried their best to retreat to the shore, but it was a pity that they woke up too late, and the heavy hull had already been caught in the waves, unable to advance or retreat.

"Good bastard, you pay me my money!"

The boat was wrecked and there was nowhere to go, so Song Ci simply floated on the water. With one hand, he carried the spider silk to hook the bull's horns to prevent Wang Bajing from escaping, and with the other hand, he carried the sword and pierced the bull's eyes.

Although her morality is not deep, fortunately, the Wang Bajing has also been poisoned by the monsters now. The next time he was poked and blinded.

The giant turtle, unable to see with both eyes and maddened by pain and annoyance, was left with a disorderly animal instinct, and soon died on his back in the river.

Seeing the monster killed by the river subdued, the people who were watching from afar and the main furniture on the boat all cheered and shouted to the expert who subdued the giant turtle.

The kindness is hard to refuse, and now there are still spirits under his feet who need to be taken care of, Song Ci hooked the corpse of the giant turtle with a spider's thread and jumped onto the big boat, and returned to the shore with them.

"Brother is really a rare hero in the world!"

As soon as she landed, a well-dressed and handsome young master hurried up to greet her, and said eagerly: "My surname is Zhang Yutang, and I am from Hangzhou. This time, it is all thanks to the rescue of a hero to save my life. Dare I ask you for your name?" name?"

"Hey, I can't be so praised by the young master."

Song Ci arched his hands, "My surname is Zhao, my name is Tianyou, and I am from Qiantang. Today, I found out about the water monster in the river by chance and wanted to eliminate harm for the people, but I almost missed Mr. Zhang's family. I really can't afford a thank you."

"So it's Brother Zhao!"

Zhang Yutang stared at the snow-white spider silk in her hand with high spirits, "Yutang was originally ordered by his father to welcome his uncle's family to the south. If it hadn't been for a lucky encounter with Brother Zhao, I'm afraid we would have already become the belly of that strange turtle." In the final analysis, it is thanks to Brother Zhao's chivalrous heart!"

The two of you came and went modestly for a long while, the big boat beneath them had already leaned against the edge of the river embankment

The old jujube seller limped up to meet him, "The guest officer is really a good trick, and he turned this into a beast in the disaster town in a short time. But why did the monster body of this giant turtle become so weird?"

"This time is really a coincidence."

Song Ci dragged the monster to the shore by the horns, and let the local people look at it in surprise, "Earlier when I was passing by Jinhua, I took a teahouse opened by the monster to cast spells on passers-by, so I was able to follow the way of that monster. Give it back to him. Otherwise, I'm afraid it will take some effort just by relying on my skill!"

"Speaking of it, it's the benevolence of the guest officials that makes this reward."

The crippled old man said with a smile: "It happens that half of my house has collapsed and I'm short of a support. Why don't I exchange these three dates with you?"

After the old man finished speaking, he threw the jujube, picked up the horn and shouted: "You don't know what to do, you bastard, just follow me!"

Which song is this good song?

Song Ci was holding three heavy jujubes in a daze, but he saw a white smoke rising from the ground out of thin air, carrying the lame old man and the giant turtle, and they flew into the vast clouds.

"God descends to earth!"

She didn't react until the people around her knelt down on the ground, screaming over and over in her mind: "Could it be that I accidentally hit and killed the immortal's mount? My God, It can’t be changed that someone will ask me to pay for my life tomorrow, right? What if they don’t have to pay for their life and insist on riding me to the sky?!”

Thinking about it this way, Song Ci didn't even bother to say goodbye to his new acquaintance, Mr. Zhang, and hurriedly put the dates in his hands to hide his face and ran away.

Unexpectedly, it was raining all night when the house leaked, so she ran for her life, but a commoner monk with white eyebrows and beard stood in front of her with a golden bowl.

"Master, do you want to ask for alms?"

Song Ci hurriedly took out a handful of silver beans from his purse, "A few mortal things, I would like to add some incense to the three treasures in the temple!"

After giving the money, she took a diagonal step and was about to bypass the old monk and enter the alley, but to her surprise, the old monk followed him unhurriedly.

"Amitabha, good is good."

The old monk's voice was like a bell, and he said slowly: "The poor monk does not beg for fate, but only converts people. The old man thinks that the donor has a destiny with my Buddha, why don't you follow the poor monk into the temple to practice in order to get rid of the suffering of the six realms of reincarnation!"

"what?!"

Song Ci was taken aback for a moment, and then he looked squarely at the kindly-looking commoner monk in front of him.

She had no intention of entangled with others before, and she didn't look carefully at it, but now the golden light from the old man Yintang pierced her eyes with pain.

"It's broken, this is meeting a high-spirited monk!"

Song Ci hurriedly turned to cover his face, and waved his hands in panic as he walked quickly: "Don't let it go, don't let it go! I'm thinking that the mortal world will never change, and I'm afraid that the absurd words and deeds will tarnish the holy place of Buddhism. The master stays, there are important things waiting at home I'm going to cook, farewell, farewell!"

Hearing the words, the old monk no longer entangled, raised his hand and recited the Buddha, "Those who have gained will also lose, and those who have lost will also gain. Amitabha!"

The monk was still standing far away at the end of the alley, but the Buddha's name in his mouth followed Song Ci like a shadow, which made her ears rumble.

With two pairs of eyes staring at the sky and the earth, Song Ci didn't dare to act ostentatiously, so he had to jolt back to Qiantang County step by step in a donkey cart rented from a street shop.

Xu Shi lost her soul with shock and fright along the way. She had just brought back the two children from Sister-in-law Li's house with a heavy gift, and fell headlong in her own yard, honestly enjoying the feeling of being ill like a mountain. .

Yan'er was angry at her for only wandering outside and didn't know how to return home, but now when she suddenly saw that her heart was ill, she didn't know what to do, she shed two big basins of tears from her heartache.

It was Song Ci himself who knew it well, knowing that his illness was mostly caused by a demon, and didn't take it seriously. He just lay on the couch all day and was served by Yan'er serving tea and water. On the contrary, the child was tired and thin.

Waiting for the anger in his heart to dissipate and his waist and legs to regain strength, Song Ci sent Yan'er away on the pretext that his illness was getting better, and secretly pondered the origin of the three Buddhist beads in the room.

She is not fooling around these days of convalescence. Through careful study of Buddhist classics and folklore stories, she finally figured out that the immortal she met in Zhenjiang that day was most likely Tieguai Li from the Eight Immortals.

As for why the good gods guard the riverside and watch the monsters do mischief without restraint, according to Song Ci's little knowledge, it is very likely that the big turtle used to have an old relationship with him, so he is willing to give it a change. good chance.

Just like the demons and ghosts Tang Seng and his disciples encountered along the way, anyone with a little background can return to heaven without incident as long as they are willing to bow their heads and confess their sins.

"However, based on this calculation, this monster does not seem to have a master. Otherwise, how could it be my little monster's turn to act chivalrously?"

Song Ci laughed at himself, "Perhaps it was enlightened because of its good life, which was willing to be driven by others when the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, just like I had sought shelter in the Earth Temple earlier."

Song Ci no longer cared about Da Yuan's life experience, but the three Buddhist beads in his hand were particularly puzzling.

She still remembers clearly that what the fairy threw over were three ruddy jujubes, how they turned into Buddhist beads with a faint sandalwood fragrance when she came home to see them.

Also, when chatting by the river that day, Song Ci swallowed a jujube unintentionally. If the four of them came from the same place, wouldn't it mean that there is also a Buddhist bead rolling back and forth in her stomach at this moment? ?

Thinking of this possibility, Song Ci immediately couldn't sit still, changed into the outer shirt he was going out, and ran to the newly opened security hall of Xu Xianggong's house.

Because of the strangeness of this matter, it is not appropriate for outsiders to know about it, so she jumped into the backyard of the pharmacy when no one was there, and happened to meet the Green Snake Spirit who was directing the cattail fan to watch over the medicine stove.

Hearing the sound of falling from the corner of the wall, Xiaoqing scolded without waiting to turn around: "Where is the little thief who dares to act wild in front of my aunt!"

"Sister Qing!"

Song Ci said in a panic, "Little sister has something to see, is Sister Bai in the store?"

"Who am I? It turns out to be you little fairy."

Xiao Qing lazily lay back on the rocking chair, "Miss is in front of the doctor, so I don't have time to entertain you."

"Good sister!"

Song Ci stepped forward and pulled his sleeves and begged: "This matter is related to my family's life, please trouble me to invite Sister Bai to meet me!"

Xiaoqing raised her pretty face, "Okay, for your pitiful sake, I'll go and invite the lady. But let's make an agreement, my lady is pregnant now, so don't be alarmed, don't take it Troubled her with endless trifles!"

"A big monster who has practiced for thousands of years can give birth to a child?!"

Suddenly hearing this unexpected news, Song Ci felt that his mind was suddenly filled with exclamation points, as if he hadn't woken up from the muddle in his mind since he met Immortal Li.

Until Xiaoqing helped Bai Suzhen with her swollen belly out, she was still in a daze.

"Sister Bai, are you really pregnant?"

Song Ci stared at the other person's stomach in disbelief, "But that's not all about transvestites..."

"How can those incompetent people compare with my lady!"

Xiaoqing asked Bai Suzhen to sit down before she said bluntly: "Sister, she was enlightened by Master Guanyin and given the elixir by Emperor Zhenwu. Naturally, she can bear children for Xu Xianggong like an ordinary couple!"

"Xiaoqing!"

Bai Suzhen smiled shyly, "Yinhuan, what are you embarrassing?"

Even counting the love of giving medicine when they first met, only for the hard-to-find Tianshan snow lotus, the kindness between her and this simple-minded little monster has already been offset by two places.

If you add the recent catastrophes, you will benefit even more.

Song Ci raised his hands and straightened his waist, and asked eagerly, "Sister Bai, can you please help me see if there is anything abnormal in the abdomen?"

"In the belly? Could it be that you married someone after you left for so long?"

Bai Suzhen cast a spell on the waist and abdomen of the little snake spirit, and took a closer look, "It's still fine!"

"Really?"

Song Ci didn't quite believe it, "Is there any undigested debris in it?"

"how could be!"

Hearing such childish words, Bai Suzhen smiled helplessly, "No matter how low your magic power is, it is not comparable to ordinary snakes, and even their bones that can easily corrode can't help you!"

"Not bones."

Song Ci spread out the round Buddha bead in his hand, "It's a bead."

"This bead!"

After seeing this thing clearly, Bai Suzhen was surprised and said: "How did you get it?"

"A few days ago in Jinshan..."

Song Ci told the story of how to fight against the giant turtle and be rewarded by the immortal without any concealment, "Little sister is afraid that the swallowed jujube will cause trouble in her stomach, so I come here to ask my sister to help check."

"You, you must be too careful."

Bai Suzhen said softly: "Before you didn't have an inch of merit, how could the immortal reward others at will? Naturally, what you ate were ordinary jujubes. And this Buddhist bead is just a method of changing shape. People have multiple appearances. What you saw at first was Jujube meat, what you see now is just a jujube core. What is hidden in this Buddhist bead is a pill that has transformed from jujube meat. Although this thing is not as precious as the detoxification pill bestowed by Emperor Zhenwu, it is also a panacea that is rare in a hundred years. The immortal must be afraid that you will not be able to protect the treasure, so he kindly helped you relieve your worries. This is not only the grace of the immortal, but also your good fortune. Yinhuan, put the beads away quickly, and don't show them casually like today before people."

"Thank you, Sister Bai, for your suggestion!"

Seeing that Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing were envious but not greedy for anything, Song Ci immediately put the beads into the Qiankun bag and secretly moved them into the ring when they went home later.

She still wanted to take advantage of the rare opportunity to say congratulations to Da Yao Bai, but suddenly remembered the old monk who was chasing after her.

Reminiscent of the words of gains and losses in his mouth, Song Ci couldn't help but sink in his heart, "Anyway, he is an eminent monk, so he wouldn't want to become a monk just because he took a fancy to my Buddhist beads."

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: Scumbag authors still prefer naughty and cute young girls~~

The following is a whim of a small theater. _(:зゝ∠)_

Xiaoqing: Elder sister, this bald donkey Fahai is always against us, why don't you let me kill him!

Bai Suzhen: Xiaoqing, no!We will ascend to become immortals in the future, so we can't kill evil by virtue of additions!It's better for me to reason with him.

Zhao Yinhuan: It doesn't make sense, Fahai is so unsophisticated, there is only one truth: because of Fahai, he doesn't understand love!

It's so beautiful~~