[comprehensive] superior skills

The little donkey shook its head and shook its head on the road, while the frail little lady leaned cautiously on the carriage, gently rubbing the three-inch golden lotus under her hand from time to time.

Song Ci tilted his head and looked at the earrings dangling back and forth on his cheek, "Eldest sister is not a local, why haven't I seen it before?"

"Yes, I just came back to visit relatives."

The little lady responded shyly and timidly, "In the early years, my parents married me to a businessman in another city under the instigation of my brother and sister-in-law. Unexpectedly, my husband died of illness a year ago, and my parents-in-law felt that I was young and couldn't keep this place." I just drove them out. I didn’t dare to go home, so I went here to join my aunt.”

"Hey, no wonder people say that beauty is unlucky."

Song Ci murmured, "I didn't expect Eldest Sister to be a miserable person."

The little lady's eyes turned red instantly when she heard this, "So what's the fate, it's just a day to live and a day to fool around."

"Which family does the eldest sister and aunt belong to? You might as well leave me an address."

Song Ci said with pity all over his eyes: "It is fate to meet each other, and I can visit you at another time if you are free."

Hearing this, the little lady glanced at the young man driving the car timidly, and said in a shy and uneasy voice: "It's not a holiday, sorry for my aunt who left early, and now it's all due to the pity of my big cousin who put me in a small place. In the yard. It is suspected that the melon fields are under the plums, so the young master should not come to visit alone."

Song Ci gave a long sigh, and slapped the whip out of thin air, "I just said that the eldest sister's life is not good, so why have all the people around me who needed to be around gone! It's really a good person who doesn't live a long life and ruins the millennium!"

As soon as she finished saying this, the little lady's eyeballs seemed to be opened, and she kept crying all the way.

"Liu'er, where have you been today?!"

Before reaching the entrance of the alley, a young scholar who was looking forward to it ran towards the donkey cart, "I won't see you when I get home, so I passed out!"

"Don't worry, cousin."

The girl named Liu'er replied softly: "I was really bored at home so I wanted to walk around, but I accidentally sprained my foot on the way back from the temple. by my side."

"Thank you for your kindness, brother!"

The scholar's expression became better now, and he turned his head to the young master who was sitting on the shaft of the car with his legs propped up, and said, "I will definitely come to the door to thank you in the future!"

"What kind of kindness is this little thing between neighbors worth?"

Song Ci smiled and cupped his hands, "I still have family members to send, let's talk another day."

He said goodbye to the little lady, and drove the donkey cart towards Ning's yard.

"Brother Zhao."

Ning Caichen, who was hiding in the carriage, whispered through the door curtain: "The scholar surnamed Wang just now lives next door to my house, and he is also a scholar in our county. What about the banquet. I only heard that he disliked the noise at home, so he bought another yard study, but I didn't expect it to be used to hide the beauty in the golden house!"

Song Ci was amused, "Since you know him, why didn't you speak out?"

"That can't be done."

Ning Caichen said seriously: "The wife of his family is a famous tigress. If he finds out that I know about it and helps to cover it up, it will be no wonder that my yard must be overturned!"

"How dare you say it."

Mrs. Qiao couldn't help but replied in the carriage, "It's all your men's fault after all. You'll never be satisfied when you eat what's in the bowl and think about what's in the pot. I don't think there's anything wrong with Mrs. Li. If you didn't do it well, why did you turn into a queen mother who beats mandarin ducks in your mouth?"

"My daughter-in-law is right!"

Mrs. Ning glared at her son, "You only need to focus on two things now, one is to study, and the other is not to learn from Wang Sheng's vigor to do harm! If you are angry with those dubious women outside, your wife will go away." My dear grandson, let's see how I settle accounts with you!"

"Mom, look at what you said!"

Ning Caichen just felt wronged, "My son said earlier that he will stay at home and live a good life in this life, and he will never have ulterior motives!"

Song Ci couldn't help smiling when he heard it outside, thinking that you met Yan Chixia and me, otherwise the house would be so lively now.

After conveniently bringing the donkey cart into the yard and feeding the little donkey some good rations after working hard for a long time, Song Ci walked around Ning's house carefully, wanting to see how the next door is what the dull scholar said.

When she found the East Courtyard where she and Yan Chixia lived, she realized that everything in the world is really a coincidence, and there is only a small road between the residence of the scholar surnamed Wang and the East Courtyard, which can be passed by only one person. Walk directly over the courtyard wall.

"Traveling all over the iron shoes will find nowhere to be found, and it won't take much effort to get it."

Song Ci hid on the old tree in the courtyard and looked towards Wang's other courtyard. Immediately, he saw Wang Sheng and Liu Er, who were still called cousins ​​on the street, walking into the house while kissing and hugging each other. Before entering the room, the man hurriedly tore off the water-red apron on the woman's chest.

"Guai Dao can faint in a hurry, judging from this situation, it is indeed a matter of great urgency!"

Unintentionally looking at a pair of wild mandarin ducks sitting in the open air, Song Ci easily jumped down from the big tree, "I just have pity on Mrs. Li, I'm afraid she will be a widow in a few days!"

Now that she has found someone, she is not in a hurry anymore, and when she returned to her study, she set out some food and wine bought in ordinary streets, and specially picked a large piece of sauced beef to send to Ning Caichen, so that Ning's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law could add vegetable.

At night, Song Ci was leaning on the couch, listening to the wind and admiring the moon and cracking sunflower seeds, when Yan Chixia, who had been running around all day and hadn't seen anyone, came into the house angrily.

"Damn it, Grandpa almost died of anger!"

He didn't care whether the tea or wine was on the table, he picked it up and poured it into his mouth, "I met a literati dressed as a scholar at the market during the day, and I saw that he was haunted by evil spirits, and he was about to die, so I kindly made a point, who Knowing that the guy who didn't know what to do promised well, he turned his head and ran away from the back door of the tavern under the pretext of going to the latrine, and even cheated me of a sum of money for the drink!"

It was rare to see Yan Daxia look deflated, Song Ci spat out the melon seeds that almost choked his throat, and said with a smile: "Is the scholar you saw in your twenties, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a very organized speech?" ?”

"Could it be that my brother has clairvoyance?"

Yan Chixia said bitterly: "The sour scholar probably regarded me as a bandit who robbed houses, thinking that I deliberately used this shady method to deceive and ask for money! That's why he first tricked me with good words, turned around and took the opportunity to escape! "

"Brother, why bother to get angry with these idiots who are stupid in reading."

Song Ci cleaned up the husks on his body and sat up on the couch, "It's a blessing that he was lucky enough to meet you, but it's fate to let the good fortune he got slip away. He is destined to be robbed, how can manpower alone be able to restore it."

"That being said, I'm still not reconciled."

Yan Chixia wiped the wine from her beard, "Firstly, I was tricked by such a thing once when I hunted geese all day long, and secondly, I always felt that the monster that appeared in the town at this time might have something to do with that Yasha ghost. Get away Scholars are trivial, so where should I go to find Yasha ghost after getting rid of it?!"

"I can't get away, I can't get away. Going around, God still let us meet him."

Song Ci waved to Yan Chixia, who was still angry, and pointed at the faint light on the opposite side of the window, "Brother Yan, look there, the scholar and Yasha ghost you are looking for are now having a good time in the yard next door!"

Yan Chixia was both surprised and delighted when she heard the words, "The dog is so evil, it dares to run in front of Grandpa's face, let's see if I don't kill it!"

"Hey, Brother Yan, why should you be in a hurry."

Song Ci pulled him to sit down at the wine table, "Today I accompanied the Ning family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to burn incense in the temple. On the way back, I met a young lady who was pretending to be injured. I could tell at a glance that she had no popularity on her face. I knew that she must have malicious intentions in doing this. It was only after hearing Ning Sheng's explanation that the scholar who was seduced by her happened to live next door. Tell me, how can there be such a coincidence in this world? If you say I don't think it's strange that this woman is a Yasha ghost pretending to be, but she found it so easily, why didn't she find Ning Sheng, whom she had been thinking about for a long time, and hooked up with other scholars instead?"

Yan Chixia hesitated for a while, "You mean, there are other things going on here?"

"My little brother just had a sudden feeling in my heart. Brother Yan has to help figure out whether it is true or not."

Song Ci said to pour him a glass of good wine, "Brother Yan doesn't know something, but the old lady of the Ning family asked for one in the temple and signed it, saying that there should be a precious son in the womb of Qiao's womb. The faces coincided with each other. The little brother couldn't help guessing that the Yaksha ghost has been registered in front of Lord Yama's palace and will be arrested and tried sooner or later. Don't think it's just a couple of days when it's happy and happy, big brother Would Yasha ghost be willing to die?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid it's cheaper to lose your soul!"

Yan Chixia ate a mouthful of fried peanuts, and said angrily: "With its body full of sins, it will be difficult to return to the human world unless it goes back and forth to those [-] levels of hell!"

"Since that's the case, why does it stay near the Ning's house, neither fleeing for its life nor seeking revenge?"

Song Ci opened a page of strange talk that was originally meant for people to read, "My little brother heard that a woman is pregnant for ten months, and only the day when the fetus is formed is the time when the soul is reborn. Is it possible that this Yasha ghost is eyeing Qiao? Do you want to use this reincarnation to escape punishment?"

"I've heard what you said too."

Yan Chixia didn't bother to eat after listening to the wine and food, "When I was traveling among the people, I once met a Yuanwailang, who was reluctant to part with his wife who died young, so he bought the bull's head and horse noodles with a lot of money, and exchanged it for another familiar old ghost. Reincarnated for his wife. Although the incident failed three years later, his wife could no longer be reborn in a good family. No wonder the Yasha ghost still didn't forget to coax the scholar to absorb his life at this time. It must be thinking Taking advantage of Takako's time to fight for luck with him! The damn beast has such a vicious mind to come up with such a method!"

If it really succeeds, there will be no life left for the young and old of the Ning family in the future.

He got up and took out a tattered sword pouch from his luggage, "I can kill countless monsters with this thing, and it's easy to ward off evil spirits! I'm going to hang it in Ning Sheng's bedroom right now, so that I won't let that monster make trouble if I don't check it for a while." !"

"Brother is too impatient!"

Song Ci hastily stopped him, "Right now Ning Caichen and his wife have already fallen asleep, don't tell me that you rushed there in such a hurry that it is obviously suspicious! With you and me on watch tonight, why not be afraid of that monster? You might as well wait until the rooster crows Let's hang this thing up when we brothers are killing demons, so that the ghosts and ghosts of Yasha will not rush to jump over the wall and hurt innocent people!"

"That's all."

Seeing that what she said was reasonable, Yan Chixia did not insist on her own opinion, "Let that Yasha ghost have another night of fun, and you and my brothers will go and take off its dog's head in the future!"

Both of them are very good people, and they are not afraid of drinking. After sitting down again, they ate, drank, talked and laughed at the open window all night. They didn't leave the study until the sky was bright. Then he turned around and went straight to the other courtyard of the Wang family.

When they entered the house where there was a night of obscenity\langyu yesterday, the two of them did not intentionally make a noise to disturb the ghosts in the house, but they stuck to the window as lightly as springtails on a blade of grass, wanting to investigate the Yasha ghost and What a state Wang Sheng is in now.

Song Ci quietly looked through the small hole the size of a needle's eye, and saw a screen embroidered with four-color landscape pictures in the middle of the bedroom, and the big bed behind it was hung with thick curtains. I don't know if there is anyone in it. .

Instead, there was a young woman in tulle sitting in front of the dressing table on the other side of the screen, who was drawing something on the table.

At this time, a hand suddenly came out from the curtain of the bed, followed by Wang Sheng's voice, "Liu Er, what are you busy with early in the morning, come back to bed and let's keep warm."

"coming!"

The little lady who couldn't see clearly responded, and Jiaojiao scolded: "It's because your enemy almost ate me raw, which forced him to get up early in the morning to apply the medicine! You are not allowed to come out, did you tell me earlier?" I would never see anyone with makeup on!"

She turned her back to the bed, showing half a ferocious grimace with green hair and black face, and then put the thin, white and tender human skin on her body, and the moment she turned around, she turned back into that beautiful Liu'er, shaking her hands tightly. The waist goes behind the screen.

"Good Liu'er, let me see where you are hurt!"

Wang Sheng also showed a gloomy face as he spoke, staring at the little lady's wanting to reveal her body with salivation, "You and I will have a good time these few days, when my hag returns from her mother's house, I dare not come here every night!"

"Hmph, I knew you men would be unreliable."

Liu'er leaned on his chest, "I don't dare to make you and your cousin's house restless, but how can I live alone in this empty yard all day? Anyway, a husband and wife, you Find a place for me too!"

"place?"

Wang Sheng straightened his face immediately, "Why, have you taken a fancy to someone else?"

"What are you talking about? If I really like others, I can have your share?!"

Liu'er blew a breath of fragrance into his ear, "I think that the Ning family who kindly sent me home that day seemed easy to get along with. Instead of being bored at home like a thief, it's better to hang out with the left and right neighbors. Although I don’t want their help, at least there is someone to talk to relieve boredom.”

"You mean his house."

Disdain appeared on Wang Sheng's face when he said that, "Ning Sheng is the most pedantic and boring person, and even dared to shirk the grand master's banquet. I didn't expect that he was still a man who knew how to be sympathetic."

"Who cares what the scholar is like?"

Liu'er then begged: "I'm a housewife, of course I only deal with female relatives. If you don't like Ningsheng's character, I won't go to see his head office!"

"It's not difficult for me to introduce the Ning family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law for you."

Wang Sheng's hand slowly slid down Liu'er's pink neck, "As long as you obediently let me hurt you again!"

Seeing that the two of them were going to do the same thing in broad daylight again, Yan Chixia, who couldn't bear it, burst in through the window and yelled, "It depends on whether you, Grandpa Yan, agree or not, if the dog wants to enter the house! "

"It's you old ghost again!"

Liu'er pushed away the panic-stricken Wang Sheng, stared at the haunted knight with drooping eyebrows and resentment, and said with a sneer, "Yan Chixia, the heavens and the earth are big, you and I have no complaints in the future and no worries in the present." Why do you just stare at me behind me? And the little beast beside you, when you were in the teahouse at the foot of the mountain earlier, the store was also serving delicious food, why did you have the heart to kill and kill the old woman and her family! It's you If you don't come to me, how can I not avenge this murder!"

"There is a lot of nonsense, let's see the real trick!"

Yan Chixia pulled out the sword on her back with her backhand, and said in her mouth: "The world is boundless, and the universe uses the law; the law is born from the heart, and life is endless. Taiyi Tianzun, hurry like a law! Zhong!"

As he shouted anxiously, the demon-slaying sword turned into a shining white blade and rushed towards the Yasha ghost who was showing a fierce look. All he could do was grab Wang Sheng who was shaking and stand in front of him.

"return!"

At the moment of life and death, Yan Chixia didn't want to hurt people in vain, so she had to recall the Demon Slayer Sword halfway, but don't look at him hesitating for a moment, it was enough for the shining sword energy to stab Yasha Ghost's flesh.

"what!"

With a howl, Yasha Ghost struggled away from the hot skin like a flame, gritted his teeth and fled in the direction of the Ning family.

Seeing that the monster was heading towards the place where the sword pouch was arranged when it was dying, Yan Chixia snorted coldly and followed closely, "This will make it hard for you to fly!"

The rest, Song Ci, was not in a hurry to leave one step behind. Instead, he slowly picked up the piece of human skin with all five senses with his toes and kicked it into the arms of Wang Sheng, who was scared stupid or refused to face reality. Yin is the compensation for the damaged items in the house, "There was a lot of trouble before, I will leave now, and I dare not delay Wang Xianggong and cousin Liu'er's affection."

When she arrived at Ning's house, the Yasha ghost really failed to escape Yan Chixia's many schemes, and was beheaded by a sword.

Naturally, such a big commotion couldn't be hidden from the three members of the Ning family. Now not only the old lady turned pale with fright, but even Mrs. Qiao felt pain in her stomach. Ning Caichen was so panicked that he hurriedly sent him back to the bedroom to rest.

Now only Song Ci, Yan Chixia, and the Yasha ghost who still had a little bit of energy left remained in the courtyard that was turned on its back.

The evil spirit's head barely stood up and took a look at the zombie not far away, then turned to the little beast standing in front of him and asked: "I and Yan Chixia are not in the same way, and I can't wait for today's end." He. But I can't figure it out, obviously we are all from the same place, why do you want to help him?!"

"You ask me why?"

Song Ci lowered his eyes and sighed quietly, "Actually, I can't explain clearly, if you want to blame, blame me for giving birth to a heart!"

"People's hearts?"

Yasha ghost let out a weird smile with unknown meaning from his severed throat, closed his eyes and murmured: "So that's how it is..."

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: There are still two chapters to end this story. Has anyone guessed who the precious son in Qiao's belly is?

Prosperous, huh~~