[comprehensive] superior skills

"No, say it again."

Song Ci, who originally sat upright in the hall in order not to lose his aura, couldn't help but stood up and asked, "What official offense did my Qiuyue and Tie Zhu commit?"

Under the hall, a middle-aged man wearing a satin gown with an arrogant and indifferent face waved: "Qiuyue Liang and her husband Meng Tiezhu had a dispute with the suffering master who caused the disease because of selling unclean food, and confronted the county government in the hall. The eldest master is behind, and has been detained by the Fengqing County Yamen for the record. My father didn't plan to get involved in such scandals, but because of the same origin, let the younger nephew come and pass it on. I'm afraid the county master will investigate soon Come to Liangjia Village to get someone."

"So, the old woman has to thank the patriarch for kindly reminding me?"

Song Ci sneered at Liang Shan who was hiding by the side with his head shrunken: "Hurry up and send off your brother with the same surname. Thanks to Qiuyue's crime of not committing treason, otherwise it would be the old woman's crime to implicate the village! "

"You, hum!"

The person came with an expression of distaste for summer insects, "You guys have to take care of yourself, don't talk too much and offend the old man!"

In a blink of an eye, the angry man left the yard, and Liang Shan asked cautiously: "Mother, should I tell the third child about Qiuyue?"

"You still dislike your brother for not dying fast enough?!"

Song Ci immediately pulled his face and scolded: "You dare not even fart to the bastard who came to the door to provoke you just now, but now you are very capable! Let me tell you Liang's second son, if you dare to tell the old man about this The third made him angry and angry, and my mother dared to drive you out to beg for food!"

"Mom, I didn't mean that."

Liang Shan quickly argued, "I'm just afraid that if something happens to Qiuyue, the third child won't even be able to see him for the last time. The magistrate of Pojia County is not just kidding..."

Song Ci squinted his eyes, "Have you ever heard of the broken-down old lady in this world?"

Liang Shan didn't sound like a good word, he shrank his shoulders and was about to run away, but the old lady stopped him and dared not move, "Come back!"

Seeing that he was being honest, Song Ci slowed down and asked, "Have you heard of any movement on the iron pillar recently? Don't say you don't know. My old lady knew about your fancy intestines when you were just born. pass!"

"Actually, I didn't pay much attention to Qiuyue's house."

Liang Shan said with some embarrassment: "I just took a look at it when I was going to water the fields. Usually, I don't think there is anything special, but recently there is always a smell of oil in the yard, which smells very greedy."

"The dead girl will feel uncomfortable if she doesn't toss around for a day!"

Clutching his forehead and leaning on the edge of the table, Song Ci said in a deep voice, "You know what happened today, and if anyone asks you, you will say that the clan came here to arrange for the labor to open the canal in the rainy season."

"Row."

Liang Shan agreed and felt wrong, "Mother, do you mean to pretend that you don't know?"

Although he asked this question, he didn't dare to really think that way. In recent days, he always felt that his old lady seemed to be a different person, and all the care and love she usually had for him had been transferred to the third child.

If he hadn't noticed it at first, he still didn't understand when the third child was injured.

Although Liang Shi is also a person who is about to have a grandson, but as long as he thinks that his old mother has shared the remaining patience with other brothers, he always feels sour in his heart.

"I'd be more than happy, do you think it can be done?"

Song Ci couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "The magistrate of that county is so easy to offend, if he doesn't want to follow the clues and search our house clean, I will take your surname!"

As she spoke, she got up and went to the cowshed to pull the donkey cart, "I'll go to the acquaintances in the town to find out what's going on first. You can watch the movement at home, don't let the quick-talking women in the clan scare your sister, do you know?"

Liang Shan patted his chest and agreed: "Mother, don't worry, I will take care of the family!"

Song Ci also knew that the second child would not be able to turn the sky for a while and didn't care about him, so he turned around and drove the donkey cart to the small courtyard of Meng Tiezhu's house.

If you say that this cultural person knows more about taste than ordinary farmers, in addition to the vegetable field in the yard, there is also a place specially opened up for planting flowers and plants, and a few simple and elegant landscape paintings are pasted on the walls of the house.

Song Ci took a stroll and looked at it from the inside to the outside. Apart from the eye-catching double bedding in the bedroom, there were also many cookies fried in peanut oil in the kitchen.

She also couldn't taste whether it was taro mash or sweet potato mash. She just felt that there was a special aroma in her mouth when eaten with five kernel stuffing.

Thinking of the Lingquan water in Liang Qiuyue's hand, Song Ci shook his head helplessly and said, "This is to attract repeat customers."

She didn't believe that Liang Qiuyue would be the kind of person who ran a black-hearted workshop. She was afraid that the so-called unclean food was just food that ordinary people had eaten that contained spiritual spring water and had a detox effect, which made them feel that they had been fooled.

"Damn child, it's useless not to mention taking the time to have a romantic relationship with your newly married husband! Do you really think that for the general's mansion, a merchant woman who shows her face is more popular than a farmer woman?"

Now that he understood that no matter where he stayed, he couldn't stop his ambition, so Song Ci could only sigh and bag the remaining cookies in the pot.

Instead of leaving this snack mixed with baby here and ruining it in vain, it is better to take it home and feed it to Liang Laosan, and Liang Qiuyue will not be able to see the clue when the wound heals faster.

As for the small pancake that Song Ci took a bite out of, Song Ci gave it to the general who had been shaking his head anxiously since he smelled it, so that he also felt the charm of a golden finger.

I don't know if it's because of her good foundation or other reasons, Song Ci and the general ran all the way to the county, not to mention detoxification, and she didn't even make a sound in her stomach, which made her wonder if the body of the local aborigines was too natural to be healthy. It was such a big reaction when I tasted the food for the first time.

For the sake of convenience, Song Ci didn't go directly to the county government office, instead, after entering the city, he turned a corner and went to the bookstore where his eldest grandson worked.

In his early years, Liang Dong was only interested in studying and did not consider the issue of starting a family. Therefore, when his mentor was about to marry his only daughter and his disciple before his death, Liang's eldest son would call someone.

But in accordance with the old saying that a good meal is not afraid of being late, although Xu Nianmei had only this pair of twin brothers in her life, the two children were more dexterous than the other and behaved decently.

Hopeful and Youshan studied with their parents for a few years, and when they realized that they might not be able to fulfill their grandfather's last wish, they took the initiative to go to the county to find two light and not tiring jobs.

At present, the eldest grandson works as a bookkeeper in a bookstore and also copies books to earn some refill fees, while the second grandson works as a cashier in a long-established pharmacy, doing calculations and taking care of patients every day.

Because the work in the store is easily inseparable from people, Song Ci has devoted himself to it for so long and only met them once on the rest day last month.

When she came, the boss had already gone home for a lunch break. In the small shop, Liang Wangwang was the only one sitting on the seat behind the bookshelf, gnawing sesame seed cakes and tidying up the pages of the book he had written in his spare time in the morning.

Song Ci quietly went over to take a look, and saw that the only good grandson of the old Liang family had only a cup of coarse tea besides plain sesame seed cakes, and his heart ached.

"Hopefully, do you usually eat this to fool people?"

Song Ci took out a piece of smoked chicken leg wrapped in oil paper from the bag, "Usually you always say that you have enough food and clothing in the town, and you are coaxing grandma to play together!"

"Grandma, why are you here!"

The thick-browed and big-eyed Liang Wangwang smiled and narrowed his eyes when he saw the old lady, "It's not because I'm afraid that the pages of the book will get dirty, so I deliberately eat something simpler. It's not like this usually."

"Whoever believes in you will be a ghost!"

Song Ci handed the chicken leg to the eldest grandson, and said angrily: "It's thanks to the old lady who came over to take a look at you quietly, otherwise I might let you hide it for a long time! Hope, you are only ten years old! Five, do you want to be so frugal? In the future, you will be like your father and faint when you hear some big and small things, how can the family expect you!"

Regardless of Liang Wangwang's mouth saying that he was not greedy, he still couldn't help but took a bite of the oily chicken leg, "Grandma, my second brother already said that my father was weak because he sat in the study all day without seeing the sun." , how old am I!"

"I do not care!"

Imitating old lady Liang's domineering spirit and staring, Song Ci made a final decision and said, "The old woman still expects to see her great-grandson's face before she dies. How can she marry a daughter-in-law if she is not healthy? If you dare to fool me like this in the future, I will Just let your father come to deliver meals to you every day, just to let him stretch his muscles!"

After educating the eldest grandson, who was always smiling no matter what, Song Ci handed over the donkey cart parked at the door to him to take care of, and went to the Fengqing county government office with the burden on his own.

After a few lifetimes, Song Ci has also been to many yamen, so he naturally understands the principle that if you don't have money, you can't enter the door.

It's a pity that although she is not a high-ranking princess in this life, she is no longer the little Yinhuan who dare not even offend the little master in order to abide by the rules of heaven.

A few steps past the bored yamen servant standing at the door watching the wind, Song Ci followed the guidance of the flying insects in the mansion and directly found the county magistrate who was enjoying a maid's massage.

The county magistrate, who was lying on the official chair and humming a ditty, suddenly saw the old woman from the countryside who had pushed in the door without being notified, and immediately resumed his official and inviolable manner, and sternly shouted: "Who are you?" How dare you trespass into the important place of the government office!"

Taking advantage of the moment he opened his mouth, Song Ci raised his hand and popped a pill into the county magistrate's mouth, then waved to the maid who didn't know what to do, "It's none of your business here, go down."

Seeing that the maid who was about to be promoted to the ninth concubine actually obeyed the old woman's words and walked out, the magistrate, shaking his moustache, was trembling with anger, "Bold! What an ignorant slave , how dare you leave without opening your mouth?! Come on, hurry up and arrest this tricky slave and the village woman! If I don’t teach them a lesson, my lord, who will take Huanghuang Tianwei seriously in the future? !"

"Hehe, I think the elder should save his energy."

Song Ci randomly found a chair that looked pleasing to the eye, sat up, and said calmly: "Let's make a long story short, the old lady came today for only one thing. I heard from the patriarch of the Liangjia Village that my eldest granddaughter died because of trafficking. You accidentally offended the master when you were eating, and since you can even scold and offend her, you might as well let me take her home and discipline her."

"A joke! It's a big joke!"

The magistrate of the county barely broke his favorite white porcelain teacup after hearing this, "The county doesn't know yet, when the case will be decided in court, instead of relying on the law, you, a vulgar village woman who came out of nowhere, will have to decide Already! The master is not afraid to tell you clearly that today I will not only punish Liang Qiuyue for contempt of the court, but even you, an old woman who trespassed in the government office and planned to assassinate the imperial court official, will never escape the Huihui Skynet!"

As he spoke, he raised his feet and walked out, "Where is the guard! Come and take down this vicious man with me!"

No matter how the magistrate of Renna County yelled, Song Ci still sat in his seat and said, "The magistrate really deserves the name of Qingtian, and he saw the old woman's thoughts when we met. But please forgive the old woman for not being able to plead guilty, because although I stabbed I gave you a hand, but you are still living well now."

She took out her pocket watch from her skirt and looked at it, "If I were you, I wouldn't take another step forward, but find a stable and comfortable place to lie down."

"What do you mean by that?"

The county master stopped his steps, "Are you threatening me?"

"No, I'm just stating a fact."

Song Ci walked slowly in front of the magistrate, raised his foot and gently touched the soles of his feet hanging in mid-air, "At this moment just now, did the elder feel his chest beating so hard that it seemed to explode?"

The face of the magistrate who subconsciously covered his chest changed instantly, "How did you know?!"

Song Ci withdrew his foot, and said slowly: "Because the old woman always likes to be polite before the soldiers. From the moment she entered the door, the old woman served the magistrate to take the unique secret medicine. This medicine is colorless and tasteless. It melts in the mouth. From the moment Chuchu took it At the same hour every nine days, the viscera and six internal organs of the person taking the medicine will be painful, and the only way to relieve it is to lie motionless on the bed and pass through the dead body."

These words are absolutely no exaggeration. The two copies of the most poisonous poison in the world and the fly ash in the sky in Song Ci's hands were both prepared from her own silver ring snake venom and the venom provided by Xiaoqing's friendship when she was bored in her previous life.

The former moves along with the meridians of the poisoned person and can make people feel so painful that life is worse than death, while the latter is a mysterious existence that is more environmentally friendly than corpse water, and can turn a living person into fly ash like catkins in the blink of an eye.

"I don't believe that there is such a magic in the world! I want... ah!!"

Before the magistrate could finish his rhetoric, he fell to the ground, twisting his body like a silkworm chrysalis on a flame.

"I told you not to move, it's so ugly."

Song Ci sighed, and squatted beside the county magistrate who was almost unconscious but had to stay awake and endured the cruel torture, and ordered acupoints to make him freeze, "Master, bear with it first, an hour will soon pass."

The magistrate with a dead face opened his mouth and moaned profusely with sweat: "What do you... want?"

"Didn't the old lady tell you before that she wanted to take Liang Qiuyue home?"

Song Ci simply sat cross-legged next to him, "The old woman kept her duty all her life, but she didn't want to give birth to such a proud girl like Qiuyue. In order to have a peaceful life at home, the old woman had to come up with a Such a stupid way. As long as you hold your hands high and don't embarrass the old woman's children, the old woman will naturally not embarrass you, the elder."

The magistrate endured the pain and said loudly, "Are you willing to give me the antidote?"

"There is no cure for this medicine."

Shaking his head regretfully, Song Ci added a promise full of threats, "However, the old woman promises that she will never use poison pills on your offspring again, and will prepare a special one for you that can make people fall asleep in their sleep. Avoid the drug of pain."

She hadn't planned to let this unclean magistrate survive. Naturally, Mrs. Liang would not waste the antidote to prolong her life. As for the fact that the drug is only effective for people who take it for an hour, there is no need to explain. up.

The magistrate who had almost lost his life for a while gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I promise you, give me the drug!"

Song Ci tilted his head and looked at the county magistrate, who had long been unable to maintain his dignity from head to toe, and then looked at his poisoned eyes with a smile, "Don't even think about seeking another famous doctor, the old lady dares to guarantee her life here." There is no one in Yuanguo who is more proficient in medicine and medicine than the old woman. Besides, since the old woman can feed the old man for an hour without knowing it, she will naturally be able to feed the nobleman above him to take more effective tonics .Compared to the Elder Master, I am afraid that the nobleman who is still standing on top of you knows how to cherish his life!"

She just pretended not to see the green and white face of the magistrate, raised her hand and put a snuff box containing a small bottle of emerald green plaster near the Yingxiang acupoint of the other party, "Here is the dosage for three months. When the time comes, the old woman will naturally put it Send the rest of the serving."

The county magistrate lying on the ground only felt a good-smelling fresh air go from his nose to his forehead, which made him confused in an instant.

When the magistrate fell into a coma, Song Ci stuffed the snuff bottle into his waist purse, closed the door and went to the county government cell.

Using the same method to instruct the yamen servants to lead the way to the cell where the men were held, Song Ci saw Meng Tiezhu who was a little downcast but still stood out from the crowd at a glance.

Although Meng Tiezhu, who endured his anger and locked up with the local gangsters for a night, was very surprised that the Liang family came here so quickly, he also knew that this place was not a place for chatting, so he temporarily suppressed his doubts and silently followed Mrs. Liang and turned to the woman. Supervisor.

The two thought that this time it would be smooth as well, but they didn't know that Liang Qiuyue didn't spend the night here at all when they arrived at the women's prison.

After accepting a small dime from Mrs. Liang, Mrs. Xing pointed in the direction of the county yamen house and said, "That little lady yesterday was really not an ordinary person. Not only did she come in for a long time without crying and begging, but she borrowed the help of the woman who gave her food. I caught up with the eldest wife of our county lord."

"The magistrate's wife?"

Song Ci frowned, "Isn't that a straight-headed lady who has received orders, why should she bother with such a village woman who has offended officials?"

"I'm not sure about that."

Mrs. Xing stared at Mrs. Liang's burden with sly eyes, "But Mrs. Fan said, it seems that the young lady told the lady a secret recipe for the lady's interest, so she picked her up overnight. Keep your name."

Song Ci didn't understand when he heard that Liang Qiuyue, who dared to be a lover, had already taken a one-day trip to the county government to climb up to the female family member of the county magistrate, and at this moment, he was probably being treated as a guest of honor by others.

Turning his head to look at Meng Tiezhu, who also looked unhappy, Song Ci suddenly realized that it was nothing to be busy here, and he was afraid that the child's hard life was yet to come.

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: Since Lingquan water can detoxify, no matter how you operate it, the effect should be the same. =, =

In addition, here is a spoof version of the most poisonous in the world. If the white lady is willing to donate the venom, it will definitely be better than the flying ashes outside the sky.

In the end, this story is also a short story like the live broadcast life, and it will not exceed ten chapters.

Dreams come true, okay~~