[comprehensive] superior skills

As it was getting late, the remaining loyal servants of Mr. Gao's family all hid back in the side room tremblingly, leaving only two old masters who were over fifty years old to accompany the Taoist priest in the garden to drink and watch the moon.

Although the food and wine at the banquet were extremely sweet, the old lady who was going to be able to support her sick body out of bed was restless and unable to eat.

She hesitated a few times before tentatively opening her mouth and said, "This little Daoist..."

"Hey, don't call me Daoist!"

A young woman who was seated next to the old lady replied with a smile: "The old man may have misunderstood it. The person sitting in front of you now is the distant niece of the Gao family. Her maiden name is Qin Niang. Came here to visit your second elder."

When Taigong Gao heard the words, he responded again and again, "Old lady, you can pretend to be drunk and unwell later and keep silent, and don't call out the Taoist master's blindfold in front of that monster!"

"You still have the face to talk about me!"

The old lady, who has managed her husband well for many years, hummed softly and glanced at the old man, "Aren't you shaking your arms out in a daze!"

"It's time to fight, it's time to fight!"

Grandpa Gao pretended to say hello to his face twice, and then looked at the sky, "Don't say anything, I'm afraid the monster is right in front of you!"

Sure enough, in less than half a cup of tea time, a black cloud came from the far horizon, and was involved in the small courtyard where the young girl of the Gao family was locked among the flying sand and rocks.

The goblin wrapped in the black cloud just entered the lady's boudoir, and the three people sitting not far from the wall heard a strange grunt: "My dear sister, you just follow my old pig!"

Before he could finish his words, he was followed by a burst of scolding and crying in a blink of an eye, and there was a lot of excitement about throwing pots and bowls.

The old lady couldn't bear it when she heard this movement, she burst into tears and said, "Cuilan, my son! I've suffered so much for you!"

"Old man, don't rush to cry."

Song Ci saw that the confrontation in the Xiulou gradually subsided, and quickly signaled the elders of the Gao family to cheer up, "Don't forget that we still have business to do."

In the end, it was Taigong Gao who could hold his breath. He raised his wine glass following the topic of the Taoist priest, and sighed: "Ms. Qin, you have seen it now, but it's not uncle. I will not let you and Cuilan meet unreasonably. It's beyond words!"

"Hmph, I don't believe there are such bastards in the world!"

Song Ci first smiled knowingly, and then Liu Mei yelled coquettishly: "It doesn't matter that he is a genius, there is no reason not to worship his parents-in-law when he enters the house! It must be that uncle and aunt are too generous, which makes him more flamboyant! And let me meet him for a while!"

After she finished speaking, she got up and came to the gate of the courtyard and shouted: "Pig Gang! Pig three, come out and meet your grandma Qin!"

"Who? Who is not afraid of death and calls me an old pig!"

The goblin who had been tortured by the lady earlier rushed out disgraced, and yelled angrily: "Don't think that my old pig never makes trouble because I'm afraid of you, I took the initiative because of Sister Cuilan. Give in!"

"Oh, so, if you see me, you will have to kill me?"

Song Ci took a step forward as he spoke, "Say! What do you mean?!"

When the pig-faced monster with a long nose and open mouth saw clearly the beautiful girl in front of her who looked like a fairy in the moon wearing a gauze and white dress, she immediately became fascinated and stared blankly at the beautiful girl who looked like a fairy in the moon. The lady also has a pretty face that is a hundred times more beautiful, and she smiled with her face and said: "Hi sister, my old pig is very polite!"

He may have thought that the previous marriage was ruined by revealing the truth, so he hurriedly wrapped the floral cloth towel around his neck to cover half of his face, revealing only a pair of squinting eyes and a thick face. Piercing brain gate.

Hearing the words, Song Ci turned around the coloring\ghost-reincarnated pig demon, looked at it and said, "You don't look like that bastard who doesn't know how to behave, how can you do such a shameful bastard?" Forcibly shut my sister Cuilan in the courtyard without seeing the light of day!"

"Sister, sister, please listen to my old pig!"

Zhu Ganglian groaned and retorted: "It's only my father-in-law's mother-in-law who hates the poor and loves the rich, and hates the ugly and handsome, so she insisted on separating me and Ms. Cuilan. My sister didn't know this, but we worshiped under the witness of relatives and friends that day. What's more, my old pig not only saved the young lady's life, but I'm not the villain who caused trouble in the village. Just because I look a little ugly, his Gao family will regret the marriage, how can there be such a reason!"

"You! How can you be so unreasonable, you pighead!"

Grandpa Gao shook his fingers and cursed angrily: "When did my Gao family dislike your ugly face? It is clear that you showed your true form on the wedding day because you were greedy for drinking and scared away three relatives and six relatives, which ruined the marriage!"

The old lady also wiped away her tears, "You don't want to inquire, who in these ten miles and eight villages is willing to marry a monster! You don't want to force our family to die!"

"I don't care!"

Zhu Gang turned his back to the old couple, "Is it easy for my old pig to marry a daughter-in-law? Without sister Cuilan, where can my old pig go to find a good wife! If I let the young lady go, I just need You pay me a wife again!"

As he spoke, he secretly glanced at the charming little lady, "It must be more handsome than Sister Cuilan to count!"

"Uncle and aunt, don't worry."

Song Ci softly comforted the two Gao Taigongs, "In my opinion, this marriage is nothing more than a blunder, a trick of good fortune. According to this pig son-in-law's method, if he insists on using force, I'm afraid Sister Cuilan will It won't last until today. Why don't we just match him up as he said, and just marry him back!"

"Oh, that's easy to say!"

Grandfather Gao sighed repeatedly: "In a while, where can I find a girl who is willing to jump into the fire pit!"

Looking back and forth at the sad-faced elders of the Gao family, as well as the itchy pig demon who was flirting secretly, Song Ci smiled softly and said, "If uncle doesn't mind, I'm willing to solve this disaster for sister Cuilan!"

"Qin Niang, this marriage is not a joke!"

Before Mrs. Gao could persuade him again, Zhu Ganglu staggered the old man, and hurriedly leaned against his body, "My good sister, are you telling the truth? Are you really willing to marry me instead of Miss Cuilan?" ?!"

Flicking the handkerchief on that idiot's face, Song Ci turned and sat back on the chair, sipped the wine and said slowly, "It's not difficult for me to marry you, but my family's customs are quite different from other places. I'm afraid you can't bear it."

"Can bear it! Can bear it!"

Zhu Gang grinned and savored the scent of a daughter just now, and agreed with a silly smile: "As long as my old pig can marry Sister Qin Niang as his wife, even if I go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, I will be fine!"

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome."

Song Ci turned the handkerchief in his hand and said with a smile: "There is only one thing to keep in mind: if you enter my house, from now on, the man will be the master of the house and the woman will be the master of the house, and I will ignore the trivial matters in the house. You alone will bear it. Can you bear the pain?"

"Eat well!"

Zhu Gang slapped his chest loudly, "Speaking of it, I'm not afraid of my sister's jokes, but my old pig is not afraid of anything, but..."

Seeing that he was shy and refused to open his mouth, Song Ci asked in response, "What are you afraid of?"

Zhu Gangli shyly put down the flowered handkerchief, twisted his fingers like a big girl and hummed: "I'm afraid I don't have a wife..."

Rao old man Gao and his wife had had enough of suffering from this pig demon, so they couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard this.

The shame is enough, the pig rolled his eyes, and stretched out his hand to pull the little lady, "This marriage has been settled, Qin Niang, why don't you go to my house! When the bridal chamber ceremony is completed, I will come back and invite you out." Miss Cuilan, I apologize!"

"slow!"

Song Ci slapped his salty pig hands off, "Without a matchmaker and no employment, how can you and I get married? Besides, you want to enter the house before you have eaten my family's door-to-door meal. It's too beautiful! It's better to wait until tomorrow morning when you and I go on the road together , so you can go thousands of miles away to meet your parents."

"Then how many days will be delayed before the head?!"

Zhu Gangli stomped his feet anxiously, "Good mother, good sister, you should pity the poor old pig! Let's make a coincidence and let the old father-in-law of the Gao family be a witness, can we get married first and then go back to our mother's house?" "

Seeing that the pig-faced monster was so anxious that his forehead was sweating, Song Ci coughed lightly, holding back his belly-knotted smile, "That's all right. We don't know how many colds and heats you and I come and go, and it will definitely delay Sister Cuilan's youth. It's up to you."

As she spoke, she got up and walked towards the stove, "Sit down for a while, I'll go to the stew pot and give you something to eat."

"Sister, slow down, be careful not to hurt your hands!"

The pig just yelled a few times, then turned around and folded a flower branch from the tree and put it in his sleeve, "Now, my old pig is lucky. If I really want to marry such a good wife, who cares about the person who learns from the scriptures?" Is the monk short of errands?"

He still didn't forget to pay respects to the former Yue's family, "Thanks to my father-in-law's blessing today, I hope to get married anyway. When we become relatives, my old pig will take care of Ms. Cuilan as my own sister, and I will never let anyone else Bully her!"

At this time, Grandpa Gao still didn't know how the Taoist chief would punish the pig demon, so he dared to talk casually, so he just dealt with it with a few words.

Just because he was anxious to eat the door-to-door meal served by his wife, Zhu Gangli only wandered around the garden with his hands in his pockets for a while, and looked at the moon gate leading directly to the stove from time to time.

Fortunately, God loves the fool, and before he could see through the autumn waters, the graceful and charming girl had just returned with a small copper pot.

"Qin Niang, let my old pig do this rough work."

Zhu Gangli hurriedly took the copper pot, and shouted affectionately, "What delicious food did the lady make, I can smell the aroma from a long way away!"

Song Ci lifted the lid of the pot, revealing a dozen small white and tender balls, "This is a native product of my hometown, An Chundan. This product looks inconspicuous but is very rare, and can only be eaten on the day of marriage."

"It's my sister's kindness, then I, the old pig, don't hesitate!"

While talking, Zhu Ganglian swallowed Bai Yuanzi in three mouthfuls, and even drank all the soup in the pot.

At the end, he smacked his lips, and said with a playful smile: "Although the taste is a bit bland, but for some reason, my old pig tastes very sweet."

Song Ci smiled and nodded, "I'm at ease if you can benefit from it."

"My lady said this, if such a beautiful job is not taken by anyone, then there is no good thing to talk about in this world!"

Zhu Gang held the flowers and began to move his hands and feet again, "It's getting late, come and rest with me."

"That makes sense."

Song Ci turned to Taigong Gao who didn't know what to do, and said: "Uncle, please ask someone to ask the old lady Wen to stay at home, so as not to panic when things come to an end."

"My niece, where are we going to find Mrs. Wen in the middle of the night?"

Grandpa Gao waved his hands again and again, "Besides, since my family suffered this disaster, no matter whether he is an idler in the market or a peddler in the streets, he is not willing to come to the door easily!"

"How good is this!"

Song Ci also imitated his frown, "I'm afraid my lord will suffer!"

"What are you suffering, the old pig has rough skin and thick flesh..."

After hearing these nonsensical words, Zhu Gangli became suspicious, and suddenly felt the pain in his stomach was unbearable, so he couldn't help crying out in pain: "Ouch, Ouch! I think I was so angry just now! Don't blame Qin Niang, let my old pig go and come to the bridal chamber for convenience!"

"Don't act rashly!"

Song Ci stopped him and coaxed him softly: "Lang Jun, quickly follow me to the room to rest, so as not to frighten the baby in the womb!"

"Mrs. Qin, don't try to scare me!"

Zhu Gang grinned from the pain, and his belly swelled up in the blink of an eye, "I'm a dignified man, and I haven't had anything to do with anyone. How can I get fetal gas!"

"Didn't Mr. Lang forget those ten Anchun Pills?"

Song Ci helped him to sit firmly, "Then An Chun Dan is also called Song Zi Dan, and it is just a treasure to be taken for the purpose of conceiving offspring!"

"what?!"

Zhu Gangli panicked when he heard the words, "How can my old pig be able to accept this baby that is pregnant with heirs?!"

"What is the meaning of this, sir?!"

Song Ci put on a pretty face, "Before I made the marriage contract, I explained to you that the old customs in my hometown are different, and men have to take care of the elderly. Now that we even have children, why don't you admit it?!"

"I can't, I can't!"

Zhu Gang screamed in pain, "I thought I would be happy if I cast a pig fetus by mistake, who would have thought that I would have to wait for today! I really want to let those more than ten fetal eggs grow up, my old pig's belly How can I stand it!"

"You monster is so rude!"

Song Ci stood up with a sneer, "You are the one who wants to get married, and you are the one who wants to regret the marriage. How can you take all the good things in this world by yourself! If it weren't for the fact that you are strong enough to withstand the pain of pregnancy, Why should I find such an ugly gentleman like you!"

After quarreling for a long time now, the unstoppable pig demon has long since become so soft that it doesn’t matter. Let me save it..."

The old woman who watched the whole incident couldn't help but stepped forward to persuade her: "My niece, if there is a way to abort, you can spare the life of this stupid son-in-law. If you really want him to give birth to a dozen or so Ugly piggy, maybe in the future I will go to trap some other girl."

Since someone passed the steps, Song Ci followed suit, "It's fine if you want me to save you, but you have to do three things."

Zhu Ganglian hummed weakly, "As long as I don't let my old pig give birth to pig babies, let alone three, even three hundred pieces are fine!"

"Don't talk too much, lest you regret it later!"

Song Ci asked Grandpa Gao to find a pen and paper, "This is the first one, you have to take out Cuilan respectfully, and you are not allowed to disturb me again!"

Zhu Gangli hurriedly responded: "Mrs. Qin, don't worry, since you don't tell me, Lao Zhu won't dare to see the woman from the Gao family again!"

Song Ci said again: "The second thing is that there is a Baihu Ridge thousands of miles west of this place. If you pass by this place in the future, you must give me a spine from the old monster Zhenshan!"

I heard that it was just a matter of dismissing the ghosts, Zhu Gangli didn't take it seriously, "It's easy to say, easy to say."

"As for the third item..."

Song Ci smiled and pushed the deed over, "God's will tricks people, although you and I can't be a husband and wife because of fate, at least we got to know each other once, and I hope you don't want to hate my little sister!"

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

Zhu Ganglu hurriedly avoided those frightening jade hands, and signed and pledged: "Please hurry up and make the soup for my old pig's abortion, and if you delay for a while, I'm afraid the children will be busy coming out to call daddy." I'm calling my mother!"

After collecting the deed, Song Ci picked up the copper pot and said with a light smile, "Don't worry, sir, my little sister is going to boil medicine for you."

A small cup of white water as clear as egg soup was brought from the back. Song Ci was not in a hurry to let the pig drink it, but coaxed him to release the young lady who was locked in the small courtyard first, and then brought the potbellied pig monster in to help .

At first, the pig just wondered why there is such a strange thing in the world, if someone intentionally tricks him, he has to think about it.

When a mass of bloody lumps leaked out of his stomach, he secretly felt terrified, thinking that it was a pity that he didn't get married to Mrs. Qin, otherwise there would be endless suffering in the future.

A good marriage turned into a disaster in a blink of an eye, and Zhu Ganglu, who had been reckoned with, just felt ashamed and left after hiding his face.

Unexpectedly, when I came to the door, I was called over and over again by the former mother-in-law. She only said that it was a miscarriage that hurt her body, and she had to take good nourishment before she could go on the road.

After all, this pig demon is still a little foolish in his nature. Seeing that there are people serving him with delicious food and drinks every day, and he can't bear to part with the two beautiful and beautiful girls of the Gao family, so he just pushed the boat to live.

He ate and fed in the yard for a month, and those outside who saw Gao Cuilan's mother and daughter knew the news that the son-in-law of the Gao family married someone else because he couldn't impress the young lady.

At the beginning, some people were dubious, until the black cloud that fell into the Gao family on time and did not appear for more than a month, even the old woman at the entrance of the village couldn't bear it and brought her grandson over to ask.

When the Gao family gradually resumed walking around with their relatives, the plump Zhu Ganglian also quietly returned home.

One night in the middle of the night, in a secluded place by the back door.

"Qinniang, Cuilan, old man Gao, mother-in-law..."

Zhu Gangli called the family members who were seeing him off one by one, reluctantly said: "My old pig is going now."

"Bah, who is your mother-in-law!"

The old lady reproached and said: "If you don't learn to be good, be careful to meet a powerful daughter-in-law who will let you have a baby in the future!"

"Mother-in-law is here to shame me again!"

Zhu Ganglian shook his head and flapped his big ears, "My old pig doesn't believe there are so many places waiting for men to give birth!"

"Don't be careless, sir."

Song Ci heard the words and pointed to the west, "There is a Xiliang women's country far away, and they have a son-mother river that runs through the border. No matter men, women, old or young, they will conceive. If you are lucky enough to pass by Here, please remember not to drink the water in the river."

"Mrs. Qin, don't worry!"

The pig just tipped its toes, and floated up on the cloud, "No matter who says it's going to be broken, I, the old pig, will never set foot in the Xiliang women's country!"

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: Zimu River, Women's Friend.jpg

Also, no one will doubt the name An Chundan this time, the scumbag author really didn't just pick it up casually. _(:з」∠)_

Finally, the parents-in-law in the article is not a slip of the tongue. After connecting, we can see that the difference in the customs of the hometown mentioned by Qinniang refers to the female Zunguo who is used to marrying men.

Peach Feast, okay~~