[comprehensive] superior skills

Originally thinking that it would not be difficult to find a suitable family to entrust a small bean bag, but who knew that Song Ci realized that this task was far more difficult than imagined.

Walking and stopping, picking and choosing, she walked through most of the county town. She was afraid that the child would die badly if she met someone who was not kind, and she was also afraid that she would ruin the family property if she met someone who was generous and selfless, and would make the family tired. Snack bran pharynx.

Even if the husband and wife have no children, she is also worried that what will happen if another relative is born and sold.

There was suspicion in my heart, and no one thought it was malicious.

Looking at a village that occupies a large area in the distance, Song Ci sighed while hugging the fat boy who was getting fatter in his arms, "Li Zi, Li Zi, I hope God will bless you, so that you and I can be relieved."

Near the head of the village, Song Ci saw a group of people chaotically surrounding the spacious grain drying field, beating gongs and drums, and slaughtering pigs and sheep. It was as lively as a festival.

She stepped forward and patted the shoulder of the person on the outermost side, "Brother, what are you celebrating, but someone is celebrating?"

The man ignored him, only squinted at him, and then snorted coldly as an accusation.

"Yo, this is really amazing!"

After receiving all the courtesy in Che Chi country, it was the first time Song Ci met a boy who dared to be rude even to Taoists.

She patted the person next to her again, and still asked the same question, but she didn't expect that not only did she not get an answer, but she even gave her a white eye for nothing.

"I'm new here, did I provoke you?!"

Song Ci didn't give up, looked back and forth, and found an old mother who was sitting alone under the wall and weeping, "Old man, what kind of wedding is going on in this village? Why is no one paying attention to me when I ask questions?"

"happy event?"

The old mother cried even more fiercely when she heard that, "After feeding pigs and sheep to feed people's lives, is this also called a happy event?!"

She cried so much that Li Zi, who opened his eyes to see the strangeness, also burst into tears, and Song Ci hurriedly coaxed, "Old man, what do you say? But if there is any difficulty at home, you might as well tell me." Listening is also easy to resolve."

"Whoever asks someone to forcibly dig out his heart and liver, even if he eats dragon meat, he won't be able to make up for it!"

The old mother cried while pointing at Li Zi, beating her chest and stamping her feet: "My little grandson is only half a year older than this child, but he has to take it to the temple to worship the gods!"

Song Ci frowned after hearing this, "Which god is so vicious and domineering, who eats human flesh even after begging for pigs and sheep?!"

The old mother cried again: "The Taoist priest came from the main road, didn't he come across the Tongtian River? It must be the inspiration in the river. The king wants the village to donate a pair of boys and girls every year. If he doesn't follow, he will cause trouble to the place." .In order to beg for food, I can only reluctantly give up my flesh and blood."

"Who I thought it was, it turned out to be him."

Song Ci sneered, "This monster is so rampant, why didn't the elders of the Zhuang Nei tribe submit to the government office to report to the national teacher, so that the three gods can kill the monster?"

This is the advantage of having a backstage, even if you eat up all the boys in the world, it will not delay their return to the heaven.

In comparison, how sad the situation of the original owner's family is!

"Why didn't you ask for it?"

The old mother cried so hard that she couldn't breathe, "When the king of inspiration first came to Tongtianhe five years ago, the old and the young in the village raised a lot of silver to donate to the national teacher. Who knew that in the end, I only hoped for a sentence, 'The destiny cannot be violated! 'It actually made us wait for our lives to die!"

Song Ci hugged Li Zi tightly in his arms, "So, the village has already donated five pairs of boys?"

Now she somewhat understands what those people did just now, since they can't be blessed, why should they follow and fear the Taoist like ordinary people.

If it wasn't for the sake of his own life and he didn't want to cause troubles, it would be light to fight outside the village.

The old mother cried and wiped her red and swollen eyes with the back of her hand, "No more, no less, exactly ten dolls, and it's my little grandson's turn tonight!"

At this time, although Song Ci had a plan in mind, he didn't know whether it would be as he wanted in the end.

She was afraid of making the old man happy for nothing, and also afraid of offending the king of inspiration, so she could only give up with a few soft words of comfort.

When it was time to inquire clearly about the sacrifice, Song Ci hurriedly Yujian to find the owner of the opposite stall in the county seat, and only said that there was something urgent to do, and he paid them to close their business for a few days to take care of the plums.

This side was made clear, and she ran to Chenjiazhuang before sunset to hide behind the temple gate, and only waited for the people who kowtowed to pray for blessings to leave before clicking on the acupuncture points of the two boys and hiding them in a hole Buried in the nearby coffin, he hid in the temple of inspiration with his cat body.

After a while, the sky was completely dark, and a cloud of colorful clouds rolled up on the Tongtian River and rushed towards the gate of the temple.

The wind stopped for a while, but I saw a red-faced monster with protruding eyes and sharp teeth in golden armor standing at the door, looking at the utensils on the altar in puzzlement.

Now the altar table was empty, not only the boys and girls who were usually placed in the alchemy plate disappeared, but even the pigs, sheep and wine were replaced by a black lacquered porcelain jar.

Not only that, but there was also a handsome little Taoist priest sitting cross-legged on the futon, chanting with his back to the door.

The monster hesitated and did not dare to enter, so he only asked in front of the door: "Which priest is this year, why are the boys and girls missing like the offerings and fruits?"

Hearing his question, Song Ci turned around and said: "Your Majesty is very polite, Xiaodao is the disciples of the three national masters, Hu Li, Lu Li, and Yang Li, and I am here to offer it only because I respect your majesty's prestige!"

The monster asked again: "Since you have come to offer gifts, why do you prevent me from offering?"

"Your Majesty, forgive me!"

Song Ci invited him to come to the table to take a closer look, "It's just because the two treasures of Xiaodao are not worldly, so I drove away the old and the young in Chenjiazhuang without authorization, and it has nothing to do with others. Besides, the king has lived in the world for a long time, don't you know 'I would rather taste the fairy peach , do not eat a basket of rotten apricots?"

The monster didn't know what was going on, so it just replied in a muffled voice: "I don't know that there are better treasures than virgins in this world. If you give it to you, it's fine. If you don't use it, you will have to make up for it!"

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

Song Ci begged Rao again and again: "The first treasure presented by Xiaodao is called 'Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.'"

The monster looked up and down the unremarkable black jar, "What do you mean by that?"

Song Ci raised his hand and opened the lid, "As the saying goes, 'The altar opens with meat and meat fragrances wafting around, and the Buddha heard the abandonment and jumped over the wall.' Can the king smell a strange fragrance in the altar? Just this altar has all the ingredients selected from all over the world. The best delicacies, not to mention there is an amazing condiment in it!"

The monster couldn't help sniffling, its bulging eyeballs rolled around, "What's so great?"

Song Ci said with a smile: "Your Majesty, do you know that there was a monk who went to the West to learn scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in China? He was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he was reincarnated by a good man of the tenth generation. How can his flesh and blood be added to this altar? ?”

The monster was shocked when he heard this, "There really is Tang Monk meat in this altar?!"

"It's true!"

While talking, Song Ci led him to look at the red lacquer alchemy plate that was supposed to hold boys and girls, "Please look, my lord, there is a corner of Tang monk meat in each of the left and right alchemy plates. I kept it here because I was afraid that the king would not be used to Buddha jumping the wall." Yes. It’s only because the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who escorted the holy monk to the west is too difficult to deal with, and Xiaodao worked so hard to get such a little trick, and it was so easy to hide it from the master, King Wanwang don’t blame it!”

The monster's eyeballs were barely stuck to the blood-stained tender flesh at the two corners, "I knew that monkey grandson was powerful, but I never thought that I would have the chance to have today! If I am lucky enough to live forever, I will be worthy of your brother , Share Chitose!"

"Xiao Dao has a mortal body and dare not be greedy for treasures."

Seeing that the demon king was happy, Song Ci took advantage of the situation and begged, "It's just that the people in Chenjiazhuang are afraid that they will break the old rules and lose faith in the king, so please let me intercede on their behalf. If the king forgives them, Xiaodao is willing to find Tang Seng to cook another altar for the king. Buddha jumps over the wall!"

The demon king embraced the black altar with a beaming smile, "Now that there is Tang monk flesh, who cares about those two boys and girls, besides, I'm really tired of eating these few years, just as my brother said!"

He was anxious to see if the Tang monk's meat was really as magical as it was said in the legend, and he only told the little Taoist priest that if he really found someone to learn the scriptures, he must be ushered in the Tongtian River, and then he took the wind and whirled back to the cave.

As soon as the monster left, Song Ci placed the offerings and animals that had been collected earlier in order, and put the two children who had lit the sleeping holes back into the alchemy plate, and rushed to the capital of Chechi Kingdom with the sword in a hurry.

When the city gate was close in front of him, Song Ci found a secluded place and rolled over on the spot. He rolled his hair in a good taoist robe like a bastard begging, and then filled his face with water. With two traces of tears, he limped towards a few Taoist priests who were supervising work on the beach in the distance.

"Hey, senior brother, look!"

One of the little Taoist priests wearing a crown asked suspiciously: "Could it be that the Taoist Youfang came over there? Why is he in such a mess? Could it be that in this Chechi country, there are still people who dare to disobey their master's orders?!"

The old Taoist standing next to him heard the sound and felt suspicious, so he quickly stepped forward and saluted: "Where did this gentleman come from? Why is he in such a desolate state? But on the way, he met a bullying villain." ?”

"The Taoist priest is polite..."

As soon as Song Ci opened his mouth, two tears fell, "Xiaodao has ended up like this, I am really ashamed to say it!"

The little Taoist priest was sent to the Taoist temple by his parents to enjoy the blessings from birth, and he had never seen the miserable wind and rain outside, so he took it for granted: "What can't be said, that is, our brothers and sisters should not speak lightly for fellow Taoists, and there is my family in the Golden Temple." Master is sitting in town!"

"Junior brother said yes!"

The elder Taoist nodded, "Fellow Taoist, have you never heard of the prestige of the three national teachers?"

"The two Taoist priests don't know something. It is precisely because Xiaodao has admired the names of the three national masters for a long time that he brought treasures from thousands of miles to offer them. How could he think..."

Song Ci raised his tattered sleeves to cover his face, weeping uncontrollably, "Before I even got to the front of the temple, I was forcibly snatched away by the strong man who occupies the land as the king!"

"It's not bad!"

Surprised, the little Taoist priest's watery eyes stared almost out of his sockets, "Brother, if this matter is not reported to Master, it will be spread in the future, who will take my Taoism seriously!"

"That makes sense!"

The elder Taoist also had an angry expression on his face, "Don't be afraid, sir, just follow us to visit Master and discuss this matter with them in detail!"

The two didn't delay, they just handed over the monks who were still shouting and working hard to the yamen servants, and took the down-and-out Taoist to the Sanqing Temple with its splendid temples and majestic towers.

It's just that it's not appropriate to publicize the matter, after entering the Guanmen, the two Taoists and the visitors bypassed the hundreds of scattered people who were doing their own business, and went straight to the three masters who were chanting sutras in the Qizhen Hall.

These three national teachers are not as easy to fool as young and ignorant Taoist priests. When they saw the wandering Taoist, they first asked their masters and where they came from, and after studying several Taoist classics, they asked angrily: "You mere mortal, Even if there is a little subtle skill to protect the body, how can it be against the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and planned Tang Monk flesh under his nose?"

"Respectful and respectful!"

Song Ci made a bow neither humble nor overbearing, "Just because Tang Sanzang is a merciful person who can't be counted, Xiaodao served him with tea and water all the way, and he didn't forget to give kindness to the people to help the people. In order to make friends with old friends, this soldier took advantage of the night to win. As for the Sun Xingzhe, even if he has a variety of methods to kill monsters and fear gods, how can he guard against people's hearts!"

"Xiaodao was afraid that the Tang monk's meat would be useless due to the long journey, so he exhausted all the delicacies and boiled an altar of Buddha jumping over the wall. But when he reached the border of Chenjiazhuang, the king of inspiration in Tongtian River somehow smelled the fragrance. For this altar of longevity treasure, he It actually gave up the offerings of the year, even the boys and girls offered by the farmer with painstaking efforts!"

"Hey, I'm really angry!"

The Great Immortal Yang Li with two long beards was so angry when he heard this, one Buddha came out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, "I said before that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, but my senior brother insisted that he only occupied one Tongtian River and there is no harm! Now Fortunately, the cooked duck just flew into someone's mouth!"

"Brother, can you bear this bad breath?"

Immortal Lu Li followed suit, "Even if you can bear it, I still have to see what kind of magical powers that Great Inspiration King has, he is so domineering and rude!"

"Second Junior Brothers, be safe and don't be impatient!"

Great Immortal Huli thought for a while, "There is no basis for what you say, we will wait until you and my brothers go to the Tongtian River to debate the truth before making a fuss."

Before leaving, he told the little Taoist priest who led the way: "Apprentice, please invite this wise Taoist priest to the wing room to rest for a while, and prepare some good vegetarian dishes to serve. Don't neglect."

Song Ci knew that he must have suspected that he was deceiving him with cunning words and was only waiting to go back and settle the matter. He was probably still thinking that if this happened, he would have to plan another day.

No matter how far-sighted the national teacher was, Song Ci just pretended not to know, and after bowing down and saluting, he followed the little Taoist priest gratefully.

Taoist You Fang, who was robbed instead of presenting gifts, went with his little apprentice, and the tiger, deer, sheep and three immortals flying in the clouds came to the Inspiration Temple of Tongtianhe Realm in the blink of an eye.

The brothers and sisters went into the temple hand in hand, and when they saw the various fruit sacrifices on the altar table that were not as good as the entrance, and the boy and girl who were curled up like a cat sleeping soundly in the altar plate, they believed in it first.

Then I found the river and saw that the waves of water boiled like boiling oil, sometimes frozen for thousands of miles, sometimes turning the river and stirring the sea. I felt that the monster that snatched the treasure must be subduing the immortal flesh, otherwise how could it be? I can't hold my supernatural powers.

"Too deceiving!"

Immortal Yang Li yelled loudly, smashing the boundary marker of Tongtian River with a sword, "I told you, a monster who knows no good or evil, to destroy my practice and take away my offering!"

Great Immortal Lu Li even angrily scolded: "Brother, since this monster has eaten Tang Priest's meat, we might as well capture him to drink, and it will still be good for us!"

Immortal Hu Li replied: "When I write it, I will draw the thunder talisman, and ask for the help of the father and mother of thunder!"

The three of his senior brothers made a noise and made disturbances, some soldiers and crabs patrolling the river had already reported to the owner of the cave about the troubles of the provocateurs coming from above.

Just in time for the king of inspiration to vent his anger and not knowing who to vent his anger on, he broke through the water with his weapons and went straight to the three national teachers on the shore, shouting infamy, "Why are you destroying my boundary monument and ruining my reputation for no reason?!"

The three brothers sneered in unison: "I don't know who is this demon king who has occupied the Tongtian River. It turns out that it is just a minotaur! Today I will let you be a ghost! I am Huli, the national teacher of Chechi Kingdom Daxian!"

"Immortal Luli!"

"Immortal Sheep Power!"

The three national teachers showed their magic weapons together again, "You insulted my Taoism first, and took away my treasures later, and now the suffering master dares to shout in front of his face, how can we wait for you, brothers and sisters, to tolerate you!"

The King of Inspiration was surprised and angry when he heard this, "No wonder I have never had any hatred for that little Taoist priest, and he even made a pot of Buddha to jump over the wall to destroy my real body. You are here to harm people! You three shit The Taoist must be afraid that he won't be able to defeat me, so he asked someone to use evil things as ghosts to strike first! Such a vicious method!"

"Pooh!"

Immortal Yang Li scolded: "You have taken Tang Monk's meat and you still have to act like a good boy, and eat me for a good fight before you make a theory!"

In an instant, the three of them were entangled in one place and fighting in a dim light.

Although the King of Inspiration took advantage of the landlord, he was no match for four hands in the end. In addition, he had a stubborn illness, so he was suppressed and shrank back to the cave in a few strokes, leaving only bowl-sized broken scales and the corpses of countless little demons Floating on the water, it looks so bleak.

"Brother, that monster has escaped!"

Immortal Lu Li, who stopped in mid-air, proudly said: "I knew this monster was so careless, and I should have killed it when I arrived at Tongtian River at the beginning of the year!"

"Junior brother, come and see!"

Immortal Hu Li waved his sleeves and picked up a few broken scales that floated to the shore with the wind, "The monster is a bull's head, so where did the scales come from? Thinking about how beautiful the Bull Demon King is, he can't even stand the slightest smell of water , this matter may be strange!"

"Brother, don't worry!"

Immortal Yang Li stroked his beard and muttered, "Let me call Zhuangtou and ask him carefully, so that I can find out what happened."

Thinking that the farmer of Chenjiazhuang is not a half-dead person who is deaf and blind, how could he not know that a few gods gathered together and almost overturned the sky.

Before the three of them could inquire, the boy who heard the wind and rain came running to explore the way, and suddenly learned that the national teacher had come to subdue the demon in person, and immediately led by Zhuangtou, men, women and children came out to greet him and kowtowed to thank him.

Brother Huluyang didn't covet the filial piety of the people in the countryside, he just waited to find out the origin of the monster in the river, and then ordered Zhuangtou to demolish the Inspiration Temple and rebuild the National Teacher Temple, if someone makes trouble again, burn incense and pray immediately, just punish him if he comes no reply.

Threats intimidated the monsters at the bottom of the river, and the three national teachers took advantage of the wind to return to the Sanqing Temple, calling repeatedly to ask the apprentice to find the wandering Taoist priest who was in trouble, so that he could explain in detail what it was like when he saw the king of inspiration that day. appearance.

Who knew that after waiting and waiting, only when the dejected little apprentice asked again carefully did he find out that the Taoist priest who had been sleeping in the wing room had disappeared, and only a neatly folded Taoist robe was left in the closet.

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: Avalokitesvara found a fish basket and picked up the Minotaur.Confused Face.jpg

In addition, girls, do you still remember the animal making in Liao Zhai? The heroine overheard the spell and put away the crutches, and used it to subdue the bastards in Zhenjiang.

Reunion, round, okay~~