[comprehensive] superior skills

How does it feel to go up the knife mountain and down the oil pan?

Song Ci couldn't tell, but her current situation didn't seem to be much better.

He couldn't see, couldn't speak, his whole body seemed to be weighed down by a boulder, and even his shoulders were drooping as if they had been unloaded.

It's fine to be controlled by others, what's more terrible is that the whole abdominal cavity is still burning with pain.

"Could it be that the life-saving monkey hair of the great sage Qitian failed to hide from the eyes of all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and that's why he suffered this ordeal?"

Song Ci didn't have time to think about it, and hurriedly searched for the memory of the original owner, but it turned out to be blank.

She experienced this situation more than a hundred years ago, and it is still fresh in her memory.

"Could it be that……"

Thinking of this, Song Ci's heart sank, and he threw his arms and legs with all his strength, trying to break free.

This effort soon yielded results, and within a moment, she found that her body suddenly fell to the ground, and then swayed back into the air in front of the nearby ground.

"..."

Just as she was floating around by inertia, making Song Ci's head dizzy and dizzy, a sharp blade appeared out of nowhere on the tip of her left toe, and she rubbed against it tied to her right foot by feeling. Hemp rope for the ankle.

When her limp body fell to the ground with a plop, she used the same method to untie the coarse cloth tied to her upper body.

The moment he opened his arms, Song Ci felt that something was wrong, and then he lifted and pushed the black cloth covering his eyes, and he was left dumbfounded.

"Black and white flower wings, tender yellow feet, the original owner is an old hen!"

Song Ci only felt his eyes go dark, "Emotions are so tightly bound just to wait for the pot to make soup, right?"

If it weren't for the ring still on her left foot, she would really think that she was retaliated by Buddhism.

No, it can't be called the left foot now, it has to be called the left paw.

"I ask you how much you can be worried. It's like Marshal Tianpeng cast a pig fetus by mistake, and Taoist Xiaoyao got into a chicken coop by mistake. How can it be such a tragic word..."

Sighing and depressed for a while, Song Ci remembered to find a mirror to see his current appearance.

"what?"

A giant bird that suddenly appeared in the mirror spread its wings nearly ten feet long as Song Ci's mind flowed, and sometimes stared at its round eyes and tilted its head. Its clever appearance is really gratifying.

"Not an old hen? Very good! Very good!"

Looking at his new body back and forth, Song Ci thought happily, "Whatever it is, flying in the sky is better than walking on the ground."

If it weren't for the fact that the wings had been tied for a long time and drooped to the ground, I'm afraid it would have looked even more mighty.

Since it is not an ordinary bird like a domesticated hen, Song Ci somewhat understands the reason why the original owner was treated like this. It must be that the hunter in the mountain caught an eagle somehow, and he is afraid that the wildness will be unruly. tame.

"Who told you to meet me, you can only fetch water from a bamboo basket, and your busy work will be wasted!"

That's what she said, but she didn't dare to show it too much.

Although he has grown a pair of wings now, the original owner has been hungry for a long time, not only his throat is dry, but even his two sharp claws are so weak that he can barely support his body. It's possible to kill them.

"Let's fill up our stomachs first, and stay here to see if the people here have anything to do with the original owner."

Thinking of this, Song Ci staggered to the back of the closed door, and looked out through the window paper with a little sunlight, and found a cup of nourishing spring water from the ring when there was no sound of movement around. drank.

As soon as this glass of water was swallowed, the viscera that had been tumbling like magma immediately calmed down.

"Drinking water alone is not enough, what should I eat?"

Song Ci lowered his head and thought for a while, found two pieces of tender lamb meat, tore them into thin strips and ate them with egg liquid.

Barely eating half full, she was afraid that if someone came to find her, she hurriedly replaced the hemp rope and coarse cloth that had been cut with a blade with a similar style, and took the initiative to tidy herself up like the "eagle handle", Flapping its wings, it flew onto the scaffold hanging in the center of the room.

Don't look at Song Ci pretending to be cute here, but he didn't forget to leave a way out for himself. Not only was there a slit enough to see things in the blindfold, but there was even a silver needle with medicine hidden under the wings. , just waiting to escape in case of danger.

In this way, she practiced the spirit beast exercises that she had begged from Mrs. Bai in the early years, while pricking up her ears to listen for the movement outside, and slowly endured until the sun went down.

It was also at this time that there was a sudden sound of chaotic footsteps in the quiet courtyard.

I only heard a man in the middle with a shrill and strange voice say: "Our Lord ordered that these two Haidongqings will be presented to the Lord Long Live. If there is a slight mistake, I'm afraid you and my brains will not be enough to wear it together." Knife!"

"Don't worry! Don't worry!"

The man accompanying him said in a rough voice: "The young family has been an expert in boiling eagles for several lifetimes, and it will never delay Lord Baylor's important event!"

As soon as the chains hanging outside rang, a big eunuch led two young eunuchs and a commoner man holding a tray in order of status, and came to the scaffolding to look left and right.

"It looks a little more peaceful than a few days ago."

The head eunuch who was wearing the mink's neck touched the scaffolding with the bong in his hand, "Don't go too far. If you lose your energy, the emperor won't be happy when he sees it. You have to let him pounce on a rabbit or catch a bird." You're playing tricks!"

Seeing that the hooded Hai Dongqing didn't even make a sound, and only held onto the scaffold with his paws, he asked again, "How soon can I feed it again?"

"Three days!"

The cautiously accosted man continued: "The eagle boil also depends on the time, if it is shortened it will not have a long memory!"

"Who are you talking nonsense with?"

Song Ci sneered in his heart after hearing this: "I still need to feed it once in three days, the intestines are almost boiled by gastric juice, not to mention three days, even if the life is hard, it will last more than thirteen days!"

"Yes, I'll just give you a word of advice, as long as you know what's in your heart."

The slick eunuch said again, "Yujia is about to arrive at the Rehe Palace, and we have to hurry to catch up early tomorrow morning, so that we can use these two treasures to plead guilty for Babeile."

Want him to say that no matter how good his mother is, she will die, so he shouldn't follow the living ones?Who told the old man to be a filial son who has everything in the sky and nothing in the earth, he gritted his teeth and refused to listen to persuasion, this time even Fujin's words were not easy to use.

Sighing secretly, the eunuch dropped his words and walked out, "Isn't there still a male? You can show me to have a look again, so you can sleep more comfortably at night."

How did the four of them come and go, it was really waving their sleeves without taking away a cloud, and it made Song Ci who was standing on the shelf very angry.

If she didn't know anything about her situation before, there is still something she doesn't understand now, and if she connects the keywords of Babeile, Rehe Palace, and Haidongqing together, wouldn't it be a famous man in history? What about the dead eagle incident?

The most hateful thing is that it was so easy to revisit the old place and go back to ancient times for vacation. She didn't even get along with a famous court lady and passers-by, and she became a dead bird that had nothing to do at the beginning.

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix.

Although Song Ci lived a lot longer than ordinary people, and at least he ate a lot of salt particles, he really didn't dare to boast that he could play with those nine elder brothers who were only close to putting their wings on their wings and making trouble in heaven.

Now that he is fused with the original owner's soul, there is no hope of fighting wits.

Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, if we can't fight wits, we can still fight bravely.

No matter who is the mastermind behind this eagle killing incident, his ultimate goal is just to fight for reserves.

Thinking of the shiny foreheads and the long braids hanging down the waist of the visitors just now, Song Ci counted the emperor's lifespan with his paws, "It's the 53rd year of Kangxi, and there are still eight years left. years available."

She puffed her cheeks and blew a few times like a dove, "Hehe, don't they all want to fight for power and position, I just let Kangxi live for a long time, let's see what you do!"

Now that he knew that he had come to a low-risk world, Song Ci was not in a hurry to run away, but wanted to see what those karmic creditors looked like.

At the moment when An Xin was sleeping soundly, a few vague faces appeared in her mind, "I don't know if Sister Lin's family is still here..."

Perhaps it was because there was no burden in his heart, and he slept very soundly this time. When Song Ci opened his eyes again, he was already staggering on the road, and was moved from the scaffolding to an iron cage covered with blue silk.

The cage is not too small, but if you add a Haidongqing who is about the same size as her, it will be a big deal.

"Hey, wake up, wake up!"

Song Ci raised his foot and fiddled with the dear friend who was lying beside him with his eyes closed, "Do you still remember where we two came from?"

She had been busy for a long time, and the man only hummed one word from his nose, "Hungry..."

Of course, people speak bird language, but who can tell Song Ci to understand.

"You also ordered someone to boil the eagle to death?"

Song Ci reluctantly took out a small porcelain plate and poured half a bowl of meat paste into it, "Eat it, at least you can hold on. Follow my sister and me, and I will surely have a good life for you. Let's see who dares not to put Bird life is serious!"

As soon as he smelled the aroma, Hai Dongqing, who was still half dead, immediately stretched out his head and pecked fiercely, and even licked away the soup dregs in the plate with his mouth tilted with his small tongue.

"Hey, almost done!"

Afraid that this silly bird would swallow the plate, Song Ci hurriedly took the things away, "I can't eat too much if I'm hungry. Did I ask you just now, where did we come from, and where is our hometown?"

"I don't know you!"

Mao Se looked at the not-so-clean Heiyu brother and said stupidly: "Where did you hide the meat paste, why did it disappear?"

Song Ci's head was full of black lines when he heard this, "You don't know me, but you still eat so happily?"

"My mother said that everyone in the world is brothers!"

Hei Yu struggled to turn over so that he could face the beautiful female in front of him, "Do you know magic, just like in the legend? My mother said, many, many years ago, we Haidongqing also lived The divine bird in the sky fell to the ground to save mankind."

"Cough, let you see it."

Song Ci didn't feel embarrassed at lying to a little bird, "Then your mother must have told you the story about the fairy descending to the earth, yes, I am the Haidongqing who descended to the earth! Just now In order to save you, I had no choice but to show my supernatural powers. You must not tell other birds about this, or I will have to return to the heaven immediately!"

"I will never betray my friend!"

Hei Yu patted his chest and assured: "Our Hai Dongqing is the most loyal God of Eagles, how can we do such evil things like revenge!"

"very good!"

Song Ci patted his younger brother on the shoulder, "It's still the same sentence, follow my sister to eat meat. Listen to me, if someone comes over later, you will pretend to be dying, understand?"

Heiyu suddenly tilted his neck, stuck out half of his tongue and asked vaguely, "Is that so?"

Song Ci took a closer look at Hai Dongqing's foaming mouth, and exclaimed, "I found that you are very talented in acting!"

"what is this!"

Hei Yu withdrew his tongue and cooed: "When I was in my hometown, I often bet with my friends to pretend to be dead. Whoever loses will go to the Heishui River to catch fish for everyone to eat!"

"Keep it up!"

In order to reward the younger brother, Song Ci fed him another thirst-quenching fruit, "Do you know why you were told to pretend to be dead? Because we were inadvertently involved in a terrifying conspiracy. In order to find out who is behind the scenes, we have to carry forward the principle of humiliation, humiliation, With the spirit of enduring humiliation, I followed the emperor of the world back to the Forbidden City to find out."

Hei Yu asked while eating: "Where is the Forbidden City, is it fun?"

"Well, it should be regarded as the richest place in the world."

Song Ci waved his wings, "There are endless delicious food and endless beautiful scenery, and it is also the place that all human beings yearn for the most!"

"Then I'll go!"

Hei Yu was busy spitting out the fruit core in his mouth, "The big deal is that I'll go home and brag with my brothers when I've had enough fun!"

"Then you have to listen to my arrangement and don't wander around on your own, lest someone get hurt and have nowhere to reason!"

Song Ci threatened with a few threats and saw that people were well-behaved, and made a thin piece of crushed ice to wipe the head and tail of the black feather back and forth, and did not forget to roll the rest of the melted cold water on his body, and then he and his younger brother Keep a posture crooked on the bracket.

Just when the two of them were ready to play tricks, they felt that the galloping carriage slowed down a few steps, followed by a galloping horse approaching the carriage, and a hand full of calluses stretched in through the ventilated window.

Although the man couldn't see it, he groped the cage carefully until he had taken care of the two "dead birds" that were chilling all over, and then he covered himself with a silk cloth and went carefully.

"I know him!"

Hei Yu, who was still drooping half of his tongue just now, yelled angrily, "It's that bad guy who starved me for half a month and still didn't make the bird sleep! I'll never forget the smell on his body!"

"Don't be angry, don't be angry."

Song Ci quickly covered his little brother's sharp mouth, "If you listen to me, just wait and see, this person will definitely die within a day."

She still didn't believe that the subject, who dared to curse even her biological father, would have the heart of a bodhisattva, leaving such a handle that could pierce the sky dangling in front of people.

Since someone has come to check, at least it means that the old emperor who is as sad as his brother is not far away.

Song Ci's expectation was not bad, and less than half an hour later, the carriage drove into a lively town, surrounded by people and businessmen everywhere.

"This is also a group of shrewd people, and the business has been done in front of the emperor."

Grinning, Song Ci turned his head and lay down on the bracket, only to see that Hei Yu, who had been silent for a long time, actually fell asleep.

"It's really embarrassing your little brain to be able to drag the sick body for so long."

The little brother can sleep, but she is waiting to see the emperor, but she dare not close her eyes. Right now, she can't lift her shoulders or lift her hands, and she doesn't even have any skills. Who knows if there will be some mistakes in the middle.

For a while, Song Ci was like the hijab-covered bride, who just asked people to send her back and forth, all the way from the bustling crowd to the solemn and silent Huanghuang Palace.

"Yo, why is your kid here?"

Liu Jinzhong, the deputy chief executive guarding the palace, heard someone report that it was Eighth Prince's confidant eunuch Gao Hong who brought a gift to the emperor, and casually gave a few orders to the little eunuch who was waiting for the errand, and then went up to him, "I have to Look at what kind of wind is blowing outside today, it can bring you all the way!"

"Hello grandpa!"

Gao Hong nodded and bowed to accompany her with a smile, "I wish you well, little one!"

"Don't mind! You are hurting me!"

Liu Jinzhong cupped his hands in the direction of the Forbidden City, "In the whole world, except for the descendants of the Aixinjueluo family, who would dare to be such a master!"

"It's all because of the little clumsy mouth and tongue that lost its sense of proportion. It should be hit, it should be hit!"

Gao Hong had been a good boy, and took advantage of the opportunity of patting Liu Jinzhong's waistcoat to secretly hand over a thin purse behind his back, "Our master is very ashamed that he can't serve Long Live with him because of his mother's taboo! The guards sent a pair of Hai Dongqing. I said, Eunuch Liu, I’m not just bragging, I haven’t seen such a handsome condor since I was born, I’m sure Long Live Lord will be happy to see it!”

Liu Jinzhong put away his purse slowly, "According to this, I have to see it well!"

"Don't, Eunuch Liu!"

Gao Hong hastily stopped people from lifting the cage cloth, "Shen Ying has a strong temper, if he misidentifies the master, how can the little one explain to the eighth elder brother!"

"You don't follow the rules!"

Liu Jinzhong smacked his lips in embarrassment, "Isn't it true that the donated objects have been inspected three times and six times, and they are presented in such a careless way. If something goes wrong, you and I can't bear the responsibility!"

"Eunuch Liu, the rule is that the dead are alive, so please be considerate of Brother Ba's filial piety!"

Gao Hong raised the bong in his hand again as she spoke, "I know you like this one too, but it just so happened that someone from my family honored Eighth Brother with a cuizui bong, and the old man rewarded me again. Gai'er returns to the capital tomorrow, and the younger one will be sent to your residence..."

"You treacherous bastard, talk like I'm thinking about that little thing of yours!"

Liu Jinzhong nodded at him and smiled, "Okay! I'm a certain character, and I dare to stop the emperor from being filial! It just so happens that the Long Live Lord feels that he is in good shape, and he is going to have a banquet in front of the officials!"

He raised his hand and beckoned a little eunuch who looked like a thin monkey, "Shun Liu, quickly lead your Eunuch Gao there!"

"Order!"

The little eunuch in short boots was also very happy to have the opportunity to show his face in front of the Holy Master, and supported Gao Hong's arm with a smile on his face, "Elder-in-law, please come with me!"

Even though the leader was just a little eunuch with no rank, Gao Hong didn't dare to take the big one.

Why do things in this world are so evil, if they are not in front of them, who knows which cloud will rain in the future, which son and daughter will be able to raise a mother!

The little eunuch walked ahead, and Gao Hong followed behind with the birdcage. When he arrived at the garden where the Manchu nobles and Han ministers held the emperor's banquet, he asked the imperial guards to go in and report. The eighth elder brother presents a pair of Costin.

Now it's not the turn of the little eunuch to lead them into the garden again. Gao Hong wiped the sweat from her brow, held her breath and walked to the step where the tigers captured by the older brothers had just been shown, and knelt down with a plop. Called: "Slave Gao Hong kowtowed to the emperor, long live my emperor!"

Sitting high on the throne, the emperor wearing the oil-green brocade gown with dark patterns of dragons and dragons squinted his eyes and put down the jade in his hand, "Your name is Gao Hong? Did Yinhu send you here?"

"Report to the Lord Long Live!"

Gao Hong lowered her head to answer, while raising her arms to lift the birdcage up, "Brother Ba asked the servants to come here all night, one is to greet Jun father on behalf of the master, and the other is to offer a white feather and a black feather sea dongqing. !"

Wei Zhu, who was accompanying him, looked at the emperor's face, and saw that he didn't look angry, so he hurriedly said, "I have seen a lot of things with the Lord Long Live, but this is the first time I've heard of Bai Yu's magic." Eagle! Long Live Lord, why don’t you feel sorry for this slave, so that this old slave can also open his eyes!”

"You old bastard! How dare you accuse me of my crookedness in front of all the courtiers!"

Emperor Kangxi waved his finger at the prince who smiled apologetically at the table, and said loudly: "Have you seen it? This is the difficulty of being a master! If it is serious, people will say that you are mean and ungrateful; "

Gao Hong, who was kneeling below, listened to the laughter in the room, and the anger in his heart was also vented, and he hurriedly raised his eyes to look at the chief executive standing next to the emperor.

With a smile in Wei Zhu's eyes, he took a few steps down the imperial steps and took over the weighty birdcage, "With the words of the Lord Long Live, this slave will have the courage to be proud of you!"

Emperor Kangxi didn't bother with him, he only lifted the sapphire blue cage over it with his own hands when the Diao Nu put the cage in front of his eyes.

The moment the divine eagle revealed its true face, all the laughing princes and relatives were as silent as a fat duck that was choked.

It was true that there were two crests in the cage, but the black-feathered one was lying on the bracket with its legs tied up, obviously dying; the remaining white one could barely stand, but it was a female.

Seeing the appalling silence in the courtyard, Gao Hong had no choice but to look up boldly, but was so frightened that she fell to the ground on the spot, saying incoherently: "This, how is this possible..."

Wei Zhu got closer, and saw the master's trembling fingers at a glance, and didn't dare to talk too much because of the old year's affection, so she took a step back silently, looked at her nose, nose, nose and heart, nodded her head and stood still.

No one in the whole garden dared to speak up, so it was convenient for Song Ci to remember the appearance of these people in his heart.

She also focused on observing Emperor Kangxi, who was only an arm's length away from her. Seeing that he was still the same as when he first arrived in the Red Mansion, only with a different hairstyle, he turned to look at the elder brother who was kneeling in a row.

Passing by the familiar and unfamiliar faces, Song Ci couldn't help feeling emotional: "This can be regarded as a reunion of old friends..."

She was regretting not being able to see the thirteenth elder brother who had teased King Yinjiao, and a civil official wearing a crystal crown came out tremblingly from the seat below, knelt down and kowtowed: "Your Majesty, this dragon is dead!" Fengsheng is really a big taboo, since ancient times the folks... ouch! Who pecked at me!"

Everyone looked around after hearing the prestige, but saw Baiyu Haidongqing who was squatting in the cage like a quail just now, somehow rushed out of the cage door, and slapped the nonsense old man hard, tearing the court clothes on his shoulders .

Song Ci, who had mastered flying skills for the first time, did not get entangled with the old pedant when he succeeded in every move, and flew back to the emperor's banquet by the wind, kicking his little brother who was still sleeping soundly, "Wake up, it's time for dinner! "

"Huh? Where is the food?"

Hei Yu fluttered and sat up, first saw the leader standing outside the birdcage, and then saw the venison placed nearby, and even the dumbfounded Chief Ouchi and the emperor didn't care.

Wei Zhu put his hands in his hands, really not knowing what to do with these two eagles who dared to forage under the emperor's nose, so he could only ask aloud: "Your Majesty, look..."

Emperor Kangxi rubbed the emerald green finger on his thumb, and said in a deep thought: "Yinhu has made contributions, and I will reward Yu Ruyi with a handle. Then pass the word of mouth, and let him burn incense for my good concubine."

As soon as the imperial decree came out, not to mention how the hearts of the other older brothers were turned upside down, but whether or not this drama, which can be called a twist and turns, was fooled by God, the nine or twelve elder brothers touched each other's shoulders and whispered He said: "When did the starlings train such a pair of live treasures? How could they even keep it from you and me?"

Elder Brother Ten wiped his nose, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Ba is not righteous, no matter how much you guard against others, you shouldn't let Brother Ninth chill your heart!"

After discussing with each other, the two felt that this matter should not be left as it is, and since the eighth child didn't come, the "hawk-handling style" of training the eagle should have followed, right?

Before the banquet was over, the two of them slipped away one after the other under the pretext of urinating, trying to catch that capable man before anyone else could speak.

Unexpectedly, they found the lower court where the deacon servants lived. The eagle trainer who came with Gao Hong went the wrong way because he was a newcomer.

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: The heroine is about to start her non-human journey again~~

In addition, this story takes the route of joy and escape, as long as it is not a scumbag, the author guarantees that everyone will be happy~~_(:з」∠)_

Finally, all methods of domesticating animals are cruel and unnatural, especially boiling eagles.The scumbag author once heard that there are hundreds of dead souls behind every eagle standing on the owner's arm, which is really miserable.

In the end, the scumbag author is stupid and always likes to simplify complicated things.

The historical eagle killing incident, the scumbag author feels that neither Kangxi nor the eighth elder brother did it. No matter how much the former dislikes the eighth elder brother, he will not suppress his parents and children by cursing himself; the latter will not choose such a stupid one. Ways to win sympathy and attack dissidents.

It can only be said that the eighth elder brother was hit by someone else's plan to kill two birds with one stone, but Kangxi just took advantage of the trend.

"If you want to know who wants to harm you, think about who benefits from your murder."

The scumbag author believes that Father Faria's words are enough to explain everything.

Fly, fly, what~~