[comprehensive] superior skills

When Song Ci opened his eyes again, he was sitting in a narrow aisle.

The surrounding scenes are like a frozen black and white silent film, busy workers, mottled walls, and a half-grown dog.

At the end of the aisle, there was an unmanned video camera facing her, and the dark lens seemed familiar.

There were too many people and it was inconvenient to do other actions. Song Ci rummaged through the pockets of the original owner, trying to find some useful information, but accidentally touched a button on the watch.

In the next second, the studio that could hear the needle drop immediately turned off the mute device and came back to life.

"Hey, who the hell, hurry up! Don't be lazy!"

"Director, what should I do if there is a shortage of people for the part-time performance?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?! Are you the director or am I the director? You can't do this little thing well, get out of here early!"

Everything seemed normal, but Song Ci's body possessed an uncontrollable chill, and even his clenched hands trembled slightly.

She looked down at the watch, and a countdown reminder appeared in the scarlet frame, [55:32].

If I remember correctly, before she touched the watch, the entire dial was dark green.

"Hey, the young people nowadays are not willing to endure hardships at all, unlike ours at that time, they were willing to kneel down for a bite to eat!"

Diagonally across the way, the big-bellied man who had been playing with lunch boxes came over with his flip flops, "I see you've been sitting here for a whole day, and if you have anything to worry about, you have to eat your fill first. If you really want to die, then die." Stay away, don't dirty my place!"

Song Ci didn't speak, and he didn't go to pick up the bento box with char siu rice on it. Seeing that she couldn't eat oil and salt, he threw the lunch box on the bench and left cursingly.

The foam packaging of the cheap lunch box was originally weak, but the lid collapsed after the impact, revealing the rosy, oily and fragrant char siew.

Song Ci still didn't move, but a downcast and unattractive man hovering near the dining car couldn't help it.

He tidied up his outdated suit and mismatched tie, wanted to pretend to be careless but couldn't bear the urgent pace, and slowly sat on the other side of the bench.

The man turned his head and smiled politely, "What a coincidence, you are also here to see the worker?"

Although he has worked hard to correct his attitude, his greedy eyes still involuntarily fell on the box of char siu rice, "Have you asked your name yet?"

Song Ci followed the barbecued pork rice and glanced at the man holding down the chopsticks, "What's the matter?"

The man swallowed wildly as he spoke, "My surname is Yin and my name is Tianchou. As the saying goes, helping others is the foundation of happiness. Although you and I just met by chance, it seems a bit embarrassing to make such a request hastily, but who made me a kind and considerate person?" Woolen cloth!"

As he spoke, he broke off the convenient chopsticks, "Let me try for you first to see if the char siew is burnt."

Yin Tianchou picked up the char siu with one hand, and carefully held it underneath with the other, "Char siew, oh char siu, are you burnt? Alright, it's just the last step, I'll do it!"

The man's salivating appearance really made people laugh, especially when he stuck out the tip of his tongue and rolled the char siu into his mouth, a small line of clear saliva really flowed out, and it even fell on the pattern of the tie along his chin.

Song Ci thought it was funny, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled into a gentle arc, but there was a voice deep in his soul screaming desperately, "Don't laugh, don't laugh!"

The sudden sound distorted Song Ci's face for a moment. She subconsciously looked at the watch and found that the numbers on it turned bright orange like a thermal imager.

"Could this watch be able to sense a person's mood swings?"

Song Ci recalled it carefully, from the countdown on the dial until now, the only variable is Yin Tianchou who came uninvited.

Yin Tianchou didn't seem to notice the changes in his neighbor, "I'll try again to see if this vegetable is cooked..."

Knowing that the other party was playing tricks, Song Ci didn't hesitate and put the lunch box on his lap directly, "If you like it, I'll give it to you."

Yin Tianchou gasped and shouted exaggeratedly: "It's not good to do this, after all, we met by chance..."

"You also said just now that helping others is the foundation of happiness!"

Song Ci patted him on the shoulder vigorously, pushing him back onto the stool, "Okay, I've got to think about something, you eat your boxed lunch, don't delay me in a daze."

After being rejected by Song Ci face to face, Yin Tianchou really calmed down. He didn't do those funny moves anymore, but concentrated on eating the boxed lunch.

He ate very seriously, chewing every grain of rice carefully, not even throwing away the ginger and spring onion in the dish.

After eating the boxed lunch, Yin Tianchou took out a handkerchief to wipe off the grease from the corner of his mouth, and took out a handwritten business card, "You invite me to eat the boxed lunch, and I will repay you."

Song Ci nodded indifferently, and clamped the card with the address of the actor training class between his fingertips.

Watching Yin Tianchou walk out of the narrow alley, Song Ci rubbed his numb legs and stood up, avoiding another man who wanted to strike up a conversation in time.

She stood still in front of the big belly man feeding the dog, "Old man, where is the toilet?"

The big belly man waved the towel casually, "That's the innermost room."

The toilets on the set were naturally not very clean, but Song Ci didn't have time to be picky, so he directly chose the small room that was usually used to store cleaning tools and toilet paper and jumped in.

At this time, the hands on the wristwatch had reached [42:19]. Song Ci didn't dare to delay, and immediately began to search the memory of the original owner.

Lu Fengyun is a high school history teacher in a coastal city. He has been living alone in the small apartment left by his parents because he lost his orphans as a teenager and his temperament changed drastically.

On the night of the accident, she checked her mailbox as usual, but she was dragged into the so-called game world by a spam email that could not be deleted.

Lu Fengyun had also heard students mention some real-life virtual games and the space of the main god during class, but he never thought that he would fall into such an absurd nightmare.

Although there are no so-called deadly ghosts and terrifying killings in this world, it is even scarier than real horror illusions, because all players rely on the emotional spectrum to judge the outcome.

According to the game, each player is equipped with [-] initial life points. Only when the theater mode is turned on a thousand times and the life value is positive can he be eligible to return to the real world.

When the player enters the theater mode, if he can't keep absolutely calm, he will lose ten points of life because of sadness or joy.

Based on the calculation of one hour per game, there are only [-] health points in [-] hours, which means that you can only lose control once every [-] games, which is quite a harsh condition.

Therefore, players will try their best to choose the theater mode when they are most confident, and the rest of the time not participating in the mission will be automatically converted to the life mode, which can be arranged at will.

But as long as the performance starts, no matter what I choose to say or do, I will not be NG. The only requirement is not to laugh or cry.

Together with Lu Fengyun, some players who are new to the game thought that there is no time requirement and they can delay for a while, but unfortunately their thinking is too naive. Only when the first victim appears will the lucky people wake up. Staying in the life mode for ten days will automatically deduct ten points of life until it is cleared.

This also means that as long as you enter the game, whether you are actively participating or passively resisting, you will face a countdown to death.

Of course, the game is not all punishment items.Although in the eyes of ordinary people, the conditions for obtaining rewards are more difficult than reaching the sky, but there is finally a glimmer of hope left.

The system stipulates that one supernatural attribute or game item can be rewarded after ten consecutive theater modes, including golden eyes, mind reading skills, animal body separation, wind ears, and foreseeing the future. Second pause, 20 seconds quick freezing.

Among the same group of players, the one with the highest life value who completes [-] missions first will return with rewards, and the survivors ranked last will stay in the game to fill up the natural consumption of NPCs even if they are still alive.

And every time a player turns on the theater mode, those who are forced to stay in the game and repeat the repertoire will do their best to be funny, trying to make the player fail to pass the level, or dare not end the game so as to repeat the same mistakes.

Generally speaking, in order to increase the probability of survival, players choose to pair up in pairs at the moment when the initial conflicts are not too sharp, and jointly resist emergencies.

This was the case with Lu Fengyun in her previous life. It was midnight when she entered the set, and unfortunately, there was another senior gamer who was on the verge of death and wanted to use violence to force her to donate half of her health.

In the critical state of being too busy to take care of themselves at that time, others would like to have a few more cannon fodder at the bottom, so they would not be willing to rescue potential competitors, and even deliberately stayed on the scene waiting to catch the leak.

There were wolves before and tigers behind. Just when Lu Fengyun was about to despair, a man with excellent skills suddenly fell from the sky and helped her drive away those malicious players.

Although the plot of the hero saving the beauty is a bit clichéd, it still makes Lu Fengyun's heart skip a beat.She's just a bit cold-tempered and doesn't know how to express herself, she's not a muddleheaded person who doesn't know what to do.

After escaping from danger, Lu Fengyun immediately wanted to donate some life points to the other party as a thank you gift, but the man with justice in his heart was unmoved, and stayed not far away to guard her until dawn with the kind intention of saving people to the end. .

So far, Qin Yi's actions have completely softened Lu Fengyun, who was cold-faced and warm-hearted. After the other party offered help without asking for anything in return, she offered to form a team with her to share her life.

In order to be able to return to the real world alive, under Qin Yi's suggestion, the two revealed their hearts without reservation, telling each other the most painful past, so as to avoid danger at the most critical moment.

Completing a thousand cruel trials in this game world full of life traps was more difficult than imagined, but Lu Fengyun and Qin Yi still walked to the end side by side.

It is only natural for a young man and woman to fall in love with each other after going through the test of life and death together. When the time of return is approaching, Lu Fengyun doesn't even resent the legendary Lord God so much anymore. Beloved.

"As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world."

In front of the few remaining players who survived by chance, Qin Yi conjured 99 roses with his bare hands, and begged on his knees, "Feng Yun, give me a chance to love and take care of you forever, okay?"

At that moment, Lu Fengyun only felt clusters of exploding fireworks ringing in her ears. She smiled and shed tears, and threw herself into Qin Yi's embrace.

Maybe it's because the feeling of happiness is so good that it's easy to make people dizzy. It wasn't until he was teleported back to the apartment where he had been away for many years by the main god, and looked at the empty space on his wrist, that Lu Fengyun realized that his infatuation was just a joke in the eyes of others. It turned out that the covenant of oath she thought was the last trial game.

Bored in the room alone and cried a lot, Lu Fengyun was going to ask Qin Yi for clarification.

These years of game life have already made her stronger than before. She may not care about those rewards, but she is not willing to be played like a monkey.

But before Lu Fengyun finished his resignation procedures, several bizarre murder cases spread on the Internet, and the dead were all survivors who had returned from the game world without exception.

Lu Fengyun knew that it was Qin Yi who was clearing away the obstacles that might leak the secret, and she didn't think she could hide from a strange person with supernatural powers, so she simply stayed at home and waited for the evil person to come to her door, and she would die like a ghost.

The final ending is not difficult to imagine. Like the previous players, Lu Fengyun, who was doomed, became the object of comments from bored spectators, and disappeared in the apartment building full of warm memories.

Except for Qin Yi, no one knows what she experienced before she died, but now there is another Song Ci.

"Lord God, what a magical world..."

Song Ci shook his head and smiled wryly, took out a set of clothes from the space that came with the watch and changed them on, "Silly girl, why would a man who really cares about you let you sit in cool pajamas all night long."

No wonder she felt top-heavy and cold all over when she came here, her feelings were cold.

"Is there anyone? Come out!"

Halfway through the clothes, the thin door panel was knocked violently, and a loud voice shouted roughly outside: "Are you stealing toilet paper inside? Be careful, I will call the police!"

“[26:07], it’s not easy to endure until now.”

Knowing that the visitor was not kind, Song Ci was not polite and threw out the unwanted slippers, "What are you shouting for? Have you ever seen squatting on toilet paper thinking about life?"

She kicked the door open, and raised her fist at the cleaner whose eyes were staring like copper bells, "What are you looking at, I'll hit you again, eighth woman!"

The cleaner pursed her mouth, twisted her eyes with her fists curled up, and tears flowed like a floodgate, "Why do you bully others, I'm just begging for food!"

"Forget it, don't cry."

Song Ci walked over and patted her on the shoulder, and inserted a banknote into the ridiculous butterfly headscarf, "Take it to buy ice cream."

The landing place this time is different from the past. In order to avoid unnecessary losses, she doesn't plan to use the ring. Anyway, the things in the watch are enough to live on.

The cleaner took down the banknotes and looked at them, and immediately burst into a smile. The snot and tears from before were really itchy, "Then I'll let you in for another hour?"

"Next time."

Song Ci waved his hand without looking back, "You also know that it takes an opportunity to understand life! Alas, the opportunity must not be missed, and it will never come again..."

She wanted to go to the set to make up for today's work, but as soon as she got out of the toilet, she bumped into a handsome face that made her hands, feet, and teeth itchy.

"Fengyun, are you alright?"

Qin Yi looked over worriedly, "You have been in for so long and haven't come out, I'm afraid you will be in danger."

Although his appearance is different from the masculine men nowadays, he does not have a slightly feminine and neutral atmosphere, more like an ancient figure who walked out of a painting. It is no wonder that the original owner looked at this extraordinary hero with special regard.

"Afraid you are still guarding the door?"

Song Ci sneered in his heart, and replied blankly: "Last night, Lin Lai had a bad stomach, and my reaction has always been slower than others, and now I feel it."

The corners of Qin Yi's eyes twitched, and even his body leaned back slightly as if he smelled a strange smell, "You are in a bad situation now, you should stay with me, the two of you can take care of you."

Song Ci looked down at his dial, "No need, our time is out of sync."

Qin Yi covered his watch uncomfortably. He also saw Lu Fengyun enter the theater mode by mistake before. He wanted to take this opportunity to watch it up close and gain some practical experience, but he didn't expect that the other party would not be accommodating at all. .

"Obviously it wasn't like this last night..."

Qin Yi was dissatisfied, but still had a smile on his face, "I found a few gamers from the same batch, and they want to form a mutual aid team together, what do you think?"

"not so good."

Song Ci narrowly missed the entangled white pigeon, and watched the little thing leave a puddle of warm souvenirs on Qin Yi's head, "You... I think you should stay away from me, time Getting out of sync is really dangerous!"

Qin Yi touched the mucus on the top of his hair in surprise, and when he saw the foreign object on his hand clearly, the smile on his face immediately cracked like a spider's thread.

Song Ci hooked Qin Yi's shoulder, pushed and pulled it, and kicked a piece of banana peel on the ground to the bottom of his shoe, "Hey, watch out for your step!"

Hearing her shout, Qin Yi, who had just been recruited, took a step back subconsciously, stepped on the banana peel impartially, and fell hard on his back.

"Look, I told you that time out of sync is dangerous!"

Song Ci helplessly squatted next to Qin Yi, who was making a fool of himself in public, "In order not to hurt the innocent, I still don't go to the newcomer party."

Not to mention that the original owner didn't like those competitors with their own schemes, even Song Ci didn't need to form a team with strangers, so she didn't give Qin Yi a chance to speak again, and walked directly into the church that was being filmed .

This shoot was a shootout scene, a female star with a wire hanging from her was flying around in the hail of bullets and was completely unscathed, making it quite lively.

At this time, the countdown of the watch still has the last 3 minutes. Song Ci stood behind the crowd and watched the show, not forgetting to observe the enemy's situation, secretly searching for NPCs who might come out to cause trouble.

As she expected, a blood-stained priest suddenly staggered out of the dead cannon fodder, and writhed his body with mechanical dance steps and struggled to the death.

Song Ci rubbed his chin, "It looks a little familiar, it seems to be the guy who cheated on the box lunch in the morning!"

The priest was still dancing, but the dead man stepped on by him couldn't bear the pain and groaned.

Song Ci sharp-eyed saw a burly man with a distorted complexion, even if that man only showed half of his face, she would not mistake him for the villain who wanted to violently kidnap Lu Fengyun.

"If you want to get a bargain, it depends on whether I am willing or not."

Song Ci squeezed forward, and at the same time walked along the paperclip on the drama clip and straightened it. When he came to the front, he pretended to be unsteady and threw himself forward, stabbing the dead man's laugh point.

"It's so funny, I can't stand it!"

After a wild laugh, a veteran player who hadn't expected that tragedy could turn into comedy exploded on the spot without warning.He is like a floating dandelion, flying to every corner of the set.

Seeing this extremely horrifying scene, another hidden player immediately drew out his dagger and stabbed it in his thigh.

"Cut!"

The director shouted impatiently, "Don't waste so much blood! That whoever, quickly move him to the pile of dead people and find a more eye-catching place!"

The staff was busy setting up the scene, Song Ci patted the dust on his clothes, walked out.

A person followed up, "What a coincidence, we meet again!"

Song Ci nodded and kept walking, "It's a coincidence."

Yin Tianchou was still wearing a blood-stained black robe, "I was in a hurry and forgot to mention that I am actually an actor."

"I can tell."

Song Ci put his hands behind his back, and the dial had already returned to dark green, "Your acting is very good, very contagious. To be honest, I remembered the priest who died in the scene just now."

"I'm really as good as you say?!"

Yin Tianchou turned around excitedly, and suddenly asked: "I acted so well, why don't you laugh?"

Song Ci walked further and further away, gradually leaving the bewildered priest behind, "I'm laughing."

Yin Tianchou raised his eyebrows upside down, "You're lying."

Song Ci raised the corners of his mouth with his fingers, turned around and said, "I didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, look, eight teeth, how white!"

"I'll make you laugh!"

Yin Tianchou shouted stubbornly: "Hey, you haven't said your name yet!"

The woman who disappeared far away at the gate of the studio waved lazily, "Let's talk about it after you make me laugh out loud!"

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: Here comes the domestic version of Xishen~~_(:з」∠)_

In addition, if there is really infinite comedy, Master Xing should be the well-deserved main god~~

Finally, the integrated world~~

Flying wheel, okay~~