[comprehensive] superior skills

In the garden fountain of the Wang Mansion, two pairs of couples who looked extremely weird were standing opposite each other under the sky full of stars.

On the left is the new visitor and his girlfriend, and on the right is the owner of the house, Mr. Heishhui, the driver, and a beautiful beauty.

The starling staring at the big beauty's dress for a long time, suffocating his anger, frowned viciously when he felt that she hadn't revealed the secrets of the family, "Xiaomei, come with me, I have something to say to you !"

The girl called Xiaomei first glanced expectantly at the man beside her, and then she lowered her beautiful eyes in disappointment when she saw that he hadn't expressed anything, and walked away step by step.

Song Ci consciously stepped aside and watched the unhappy fellow countrymen who had been reunited for a long time go into the grove full of mosquitoes and whispered, and then turned to the old man who was still taciturn, "I didn't expect to meet again one day."

She didn't take the initiative to ask about the whereabouts of other players, and if the other player didn't intend to hide it, she didn't have to wait for others to speak.

Wang Ping lit a cigarette, and when the sparks were almost burning his fingers, he said, "I wanted to find you in the past, but it was too late. Later, I was stuck in Shanghai for several months and couldn't get out. I thought I would stay in Shanghai forever." Here. Until I met Xiaomei..."

After crushing the cigarette butts under his feet, Wang Ping picked up the goldfish in the fountain with his bare hands, "This is raised by Xiaomei. Like your companion, she only likes to wear skirts."

"I know what you want to say."

Song Ci put his hands together, "This is a game world, no matter what happens, it's not worth making a fuss about."

Wang Ping raised his watch, and the health value marked on it had dropped from the original full hundred to eighty, "You already knew?"

"Didn't I tell you, my nose is very good."

Song Ci raised his eyebrows, "Besides, it's not that difficult to tell if seafood is fresh or not, although the smell of salted fish is a bit stronger."

"It's good that you can hold on."

Wang Ping seemed to feel that the meeting tonight was not lively enough, so he brought up another topic worthy of attention, "The night Xiaomei fell from the sky, I also saw a fat man who was not human. Before he disappeared, he said the last sentence, 'Be careful with Qin Yi'."

"Qin Yi is also in Shanghai?"

Song Ci's heart moved, "So, Fatty and the others should have come back from one place..."

For example, she has been to Jiangnan alone before, and other players will randomly enter the new map. If she is unlucky, it can only be regarded as the end of life.

"Qin Yi is the third head of the Ax Gang, and his appearance has changed a lot."

Wang Ping went on to say: "He is fierce and powerful. I once saw him crush the skull of one of his subordinates with my own eyes."

"Sorry, I didn't want to laugh at such a serious moment."

Song Ci made a pause gesture, "There are rumors in the world that you are jealous of the third leader of the Ax Gang, isn't it just because of Xiaomei?"

If this is true, Wang Ping must have had some adventures, otherwise how would he fight against the tyrannical and rude Ax Gang.

Hearing this sentence, Wang Ping's usual indifferent expression twisted for a moment, "Jealous? I just saved a fish!"

"Understood, who would like a fish, it's not off-line."

Song Ci had a faint smile on his face, "I'm just curious, why would Qin Yi want Xiaomei?"

"He's gone mad."

Wang Ping nodded his head, "Have you heard of the 'Abnormal Human Research Center'? Qin Yi locked all the gamers he could find in, forced them to enter the game at the last time limit, and even let those foreign scientists Using the repair function of the system to do human experiments, the fat man died indirectly at his hands."

"Does he want to find out the secrets of the system for his own use, or replace the main god and become the real god? It's too simple to dissect a few living people and change the world."

Song Ci recalled the days when the original owner and Qin Yi teamed up together. At that time, Qin Yi looked more harmonious and loving, otherwise Lu Fengyun would not have loved each other.

Unwilling to give up the support he finally got, Wang Ping reminded him in another way: "I suspect that he wants to use these experimental data to do some shady things. Just imagine, if a group of people who don't feel pain suddenly appear in the stable real life, it's okay." What about super soldiers who repair their wounds automatically?"

"Probably going to be really interesting. But what does it have to do with us? It's not the end of the world."

Song Ci heartlessly patted Mr. Driver, who had a strong sense of justice, "You should first think about how to escape from the encirclement of salted fish, at least in my opinion, the 'beautiful fish trick' in front of you is better than not knowing what to do in the future." The big dark boss that will come at a time is much more difficult to deal with. It's important to save your life, man."

If Qin Yi died young and died directly in the game, he would be considered lucky. If he accidentally passed the level and succeeded, Song Ci really couldn't help but send him a tear-jerking elegiac couplet in advance.

In the grove, the negotiations between Starling and Xiaomei have also entered a critical moment.

Hiding in the shadows, the starling finally took off the disguise of entering and exiting the human world, waved a fresh octopus claw with excellent jumping ability, and scolded: "What's so good about Wang Ping, who doesn't even have a foot! Xiaomei, I beg you!" See clearly, okay, he is Wang Ping, not a prince! It's a lot worse by one word!"

No matter what the starling said, Xiaomei refused to let go and go home, "I don't care, I like Wang Ping. I want to stay and help him cook and wash clothes, and take care of him like an ordinary wife."

"I still cook and wash clothes, and my wife!"

Mynah held a mouthful of ink in his mouth and wanted to vomit, "Do you have to be mad at me to be reconciled, or do you want the teacher to invite you in person before returning to the island?!"

Don't doubt, the small island he was talking about was the so-called deserted island without even a single dead fish. Mynah thought he was quite quick-witted when he told this big lie, but now he is powerless when he sees the little mermaid who is obsessed with ghosts.

"Even if you tell the teacher, I'm not afraid!"

Xiaomei stared at the man by the pool who was neither handsome nor unrestrained, but he couldn't take his eyes off, "Master herself also said, 'If the relationship lasts for a long time, how can it be day and night. 'I don't want to miss the past like my wife staring at a portrait all day long, I want to be a fish that grasps the future!"

"I want to hold you right now!"

The starling rolled up Xiaomei, who would rather die than surrender, and climbed up the fence, "I will take you across the sea and go home right away while there is no one on the street! I don't believe that the master will put the safety of the whole family at risk and support you to fall in love with humans!"

Seeing this, Xiaomei's face paled immediately, and she exclaimed: "Mynah, be careful, you can't pass people on the wall!"

"It's no wonder I believe what you say!"

Mynah muttered while driving the eight arms and legs to meander up, "I knew I would leave so soon, I wouldn't bring so much salted fish to sell, maybe I would have to pay less for that miser, the renter..."

"Hey, why are there so many wires wrapped around the wall for no reason?"

As soon as his tentacles touched, he was sucked by a strong electric current, and immediately danced uncontrollably.

"Help... help..."

In the blink of an eye, steaming white smoke came out from the lively starling, and Xiaomei, who was wrapped in his arms, was not spared.

"What is the taste?"

Song Ci, who was waiting not far away, sniffed, "Is your servant preparing supper for you?"

"Oops!"

After reacting, Wang Ping immediately ran to the outer wall surrounded by the electric grid, and knocked down the two trembling fish with the stick placed by the gardener.

"Why did you make it look like this?"

Song Ci, who followed closely behind, knelt down and poked the starling's red and curly arms and feet, "It's so familiar..."

Wang Ping picked up the unknown mermaid, slapped her face, and asked anxiously, "Xiaomei, are you okay? Answer me!"

In the next second, a light curtain automatically popped up on his watch, "【Please note that the host has detected abnormal mood swings. You still have [-] health points to evacuate safely.】"

This is the first time Song Ci felt the stripping of life intuitively, although it only took a few seconds, "Did you make a mistake?"

Her tone was unusually serious, "They're just NPCs, they have no feelings! Don't tell me that your three chances were all wasted on Xiaomei!"

Wang Ping's expression was even more unbelievable, "How could this happen? I thought the first two times were just accidents..."

"One accident or two accidents? I personally suggest that you temporarily turn off the continuous opening mode."

Song Ci dragged the scorched-skinned and rotten meat starling and threw it into the icy cold water, "Before getting rid of Xiaomei completely, you should think about how to reasonably avoid accidents."

Wang Ping twitched the corners of his mouth, and said sadly, "I'll take a shower first, and you can take care of Xiaomei for a while."

"You still have the mood to take a bath. I think the most important thing for you is brainwashing."

The mermaid's body is stronger than imagined, Song Ci threw Xiaomei into it to be with mynah, and the burnt skin and scales of the two of them floated to the surface of the water, "Don't say I don't know how to care for endangered animals, it's okay to do it as soon as possible." Going back to my hometown will save everyone trouble."

"What is difficult to do? Who will do it!"

The starling who jumped out of the water as soon as he regained consciousness panicked: "Which one jumped on the street to frame me just now?!"

"No one framed you, it was you who wanted to run away and ended up crawling onto the power grid."

Song Ci found a fishing net and threw it over his head and face, "Brother, I think you look better in a skirt."

"Ah, my dress! This is bad!"

The starling wrapped his body in a hurry, embarrassed and anxiously said: "What are you going to do to let us go?!"

"It's not what I want, it's what you want!"

Song Ci surrounded Er Wang, who crawled out of his backpack because of the strong seafood smell, "It's so fun to be a fish freely in the sea, why can't you just come ashore? Make such a big mess! Starling, Xiaomei You found it too, please take her back as soon as possible, okay?"

"You think I don't want to, who told this silly girl not to give up!"

Mynah circled his chest and made a negotiation gesture, "Otherwise, if you help me again, we'll each go our own way, OK?"

"Not OK!"

Song Ci rubbed her forehead with a headache. She suddenly realized that the person she met this time was much more difficult than the Ouchi spy. "I have enemies to deal with myself, so I don't have time to mess around with you."

Seeing that the mynah was still entangled, Song Ci simply took two talismans and put them on him, "Ordinary people only need one. Since you are a rare species, I will give you double. It's interesting!"

The starling with the talisman paper on it is like an upside-down umbrella, and can only float on the ground with its tentacles raised, staring and threatening.

After calming down, Wang Ping changed into a set of black pants and a white shirt and walked slowly, "There are people from the Ax Gang guarding the door. They have been looking for opportunities to take Xiaomei away, and they are also looking for opportunities to kill me."

"Axe Gang?"

Song Ci looked up, "I only saw two hawkers selling marinated eggs."

"I mean them."

Wang Ping looked down at Xiaomei who was still in the water repairing the fish's tail, "I don't know where I found this raw face. It looks very inconspicuous, but it has a stealthy skill. If it wasn't for blocking these two guys, I don’t have to go out of my way to put an electric grid either.”

"Oh, then I'll see and see."

As Song Ci spoke, he volleyed across the courtyard wall and landed in front of the peddler who thought he was a master of disguise, "How do you sell the marinated eggs?"

In terms of size alone, the fat peddler, who was enough to outnumber three, subconsciously looked at his partner, a thin peddler with a vicissitudes of life.The latter calmed down, forced a smile and said, "It's very cheap, ten cents each."

"This little brother looks very familiar."

Song Ci raised his head and thought for a while, "I wonder if you've heard of Salted Eggshell Superman?"

"Salted Egg Shell Superman?"

The fat peddler smiled foolishly, "Is he the brother of Braised Eggshell Superman?"

"Hey, you have a great sense of humor!"

Song Ci raised the knife, and two even slices of marinated eggs were caught in the fat peddler's eyes, "My friend's family happens to lack a cook who can tell jokes, why don't you try it?"

"it's not good."

The fat peddler suddenly became a little scared, and tried to get his partner to cover his fat body, "We haven't sold out our marinated eggs yet..."

"Isn't it boring to just sell a pot of marinated eggs back and forth all day? The soup is so salty!"

Song Ci put his arms around the shoulders of the two, "As for the rest, I will take care of it."

The two peddlers only felt a blur before their eyes, and moved from the street to the fountain in the garden, staring at the strangely shaped mermaid in dumbfounded.

"Hey, now the biggest secret of this century has been broken by you. If you are sensible, you should know how to do it!"

Song Ci picked up a big octopus skin and threw it into the peddler's arms, "What's the name, tell me."

Holding the fishy octopus skin, the skinny peddler said dumbly, "My name is Xingzi."

The fat peddler seemed to be frightened, and kept stuffing marinated eggs into his mouth, "My name is Fat Boy."

"A Xing and A Fei, right?"

Song Ci smiled kindly, "Can you guess why Qin Yi sent you to monitor this house? It's because he has a lot of secrets that he doesn't want outsiders to know, but dealing with you is no more difficult than throwing garbage."

Xingzi dripped a drop of cold sweat when he heard the words, "Give me a chance, brother, we will definitely do things well!"

Song Ci pushed the man in front of Wang Ping, "You have found the wrong man, he is the real big brother."

Wang Ping lit his second cigarette tonight, but this time he smoked very slowly, "I'll give you 1 yuan to help me send people to sea."

Fatty was so surprised that the marinated eggs spewed out, "1 yuan, is it true?"

Wang Ping turned his back and pretended not to see Xiaomei's wet eyes, "As long as you are willing to work hard, after the work is done, even this house can be given to you."

Fat Boy shook his friend's arm excitedly, "Xing Zai, you heard me, we have developed!"

With the example of the Ax Gang first, Xingzi dared not promise easily, "I don't know where the elder brother wants us to send these two... new humans? If it is too difficult, I am afraid I can't do it..."

"Then send it to the Persian Gulf."

After Song Ci finished speaking, he laughed first, "Don't be nervous, I'm just kidding. But I remember the mynah said that there is a deserted island in the sea, why don't you go and build a hut for a few years, okay?"

She threw away the jade seal that she got from Zhu Xier before, "This is a deposit. Don't look at it as ugly, if you sell it to a foreigner who doesn't know how to do it, it will be enough for you to live comfortably for the rest of your life."

Xingzai held up the precious jade made of top-quality Lantian jade, and said with a fluttering heart: "When are you leaving?"

He thought that at least there would be time to pack his luggage, but Wang Ping gave an unexpected answer, "I'm leaving tonight. The boat has already been prepared, but I haven't met anyone I can trust."

At this moment, Xiaomei, who was crying silently, finally cried out, "I won't leave! Wang Ping, didn't you say you would take care of me?"

"Little sister, it's just a joke, why do you take it seriously?"

Song Ci helped her wipe away her tears, and put on a dozen talisman papers before Wang Ping's mood fluctuated to mute the sound, "Don't cry, myna feels distressed. Remember, if you are looking for a man, you must find a man like him. He has a good character." I also value friendship. It’s so rare to come here to find you! Besides, the human world is full of dangers, so it’s really not suitable for you!”

Fatty, who hadn't entered the mood yet, lightly touched the little mermaid whom I still felt sorry for, and said disappointedly: "The story also said that the tears of mermaids will turn into pearls, so it's all a lie."

"So what if you lie to me? I'm not used to it yet."

Song Ci stood opposite the starling who didn't know whether he was happy or worried, and said earnestly: "Mynah, you gave me a ride back then, and now I will give you a ride too. Please remember to walk your own way in the future, and don't come to me again Already. OK?"

Everything was ready, Wang Ping personally drove Starling, Xiaomei, and two newcomers to the Huangpu River Wharf, while Song Ci sat cross-legged on the roof of the car due to severe overload.

The pier in the middle of the night was quiet, only a few strands of dim light came out from the warehouse containing valuables.A piece of dark sea, dotted with fishing boats drifting with the waves.

Wang Ping pointed to a high-powered sailing fishing boat in the corner and said, "I have someone remodel this boat. As long as there is no storm to cross the sea, there is absolutely no problem. There are still supplies in the cargo hold that can guarantee food for half a year. Xingzi, you If you want to live the rest of your life in peace, wait until you run out of things before returning. Trust me, I won’t hurt you.”

Xingzai touched the jade seal in his arms and nodded heavily, "Brother, I believe you."

There are countless young people in Shanghai who are waiting to work hard every day. Who would pay such a high price to frame a gangster with no head or roof?

The waddling fat boy hugged the slippery and soft starling and discussed: "If you have something to say, can you get on the boat and talk about it? It's really hard to serve this fish!"

"I won't go up..."

Wang Ping wanted to touch the cigarette case, but realized that he left too quickly and left her at home, "Mr. Lu, please help me see her off."

"Don't worry, I won't let my little sister suffer."

Song Ci hugged the tearful Xiaomei into the cabin, "Okay, just take a rest and you'll be fine soon."

Song Ci secretly tore off his talisman paper when passing by the starling with cold eyebrows, "We met once, don't say I don't value loyalty, such a good opportunity is cheap for you."

The starling flinched, and said guiltily, "Hey, I'm that kind of person, I'm just worried about those two delivery guys being dishonest."

"I know you're not that kind of person."

Song Ci blinked, "You are such a fish! I'm leaving, take care."

"Hey! Wait a minute!"

The starling chased out of the cabin door, and coyly said: "There are still a few salted fish in the corridor, don't forget to collect them..."

"OK!"

Jumping onto the pier, Song Ci waved his hand towards the fishing boat that was gradually going away, "This time, everything is really over."

"One more person."

Wang Ping stretched out his right hand, "Wang Ping, the active instructor of the Special Operations Force, please help me, Miss Lu, to keep the extremely dangerous Qin Yi in Shanghai forever."

Song Ci smiled, gently put his hands together and said, "It's a great honor."

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: I don’t know what will happen to the people who come back from the world of Gods like Infinite Horror, but I hope they are the Nobel Prize winners~~_(:з」∠)_

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