[comprehensive] superior skills

The previous life was destined to be a good marriage, and the color box Xin will pass on the post; the private exhibition Luan book steals a smile, and I am the same year as me.

In the imperial city, the Lanxun Palace, which is only separated from the current empress dowager's residence by the Renshou Palace, exudes joy everywhere.

Inside and outside the majestic palace walls, there is not a maid on duty who is not walking on the road with a smile, and even the little eunuchs who shuttle to and sweep the lake pavilion on the embankment are no longer bored in the past. Grass leaves.

The reason why all the palace people are so happy is because Tianyou Diji, the master of Lanxun Palace, is about to usher in a big day, and will come to the mansion to marry the new champion man appointed by the emperor.

As the daughter of the former emperor and the younger sister of the present emperor, Tianyou Diji has been loved by thousands of people from the moment she was born. It can only be seen that when she was young, the emperors who advocated frugality for generations spent huge sums of money to build ground outside the palace. It is evident that the little princess can see the legendary Jiangnan Chun\color when she wakes up every day.

Outside the closed gate of the main hall, two court ladies whispered to each other.

"The time has passed, why hasn't the princess woke up?" asked the woman in the red shirt who spoke first.

"You forgot again. Eunuch Liu just brought back the poems of the son-in-law from outside the palace last night. In the past, the princess always had to savor the poems carefully at this time, so it was inevitable that she would sleep late." Another court lady covered her mouth and sneered answer.

"That's right, the princess is in the year of her marriage and met such a god-given match. I don't know how happy I am!"

As soon as the two finished speaking, there was a romantic silhouette in the silent inner room, accompanied by the sound of clothes and rings, falling on the screen of the four gentlemen of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum standing in front of the couch, and then stepped out slowly from the side. A charming woman in an apricot yellow dress.

She tilted her head slightly, her oval face without makeup was even more tender than rouge. The beauty tip on her forehead was lined with a pair of distant mountain black eyebrows, and her black eyes seemed to be full of clear water, and her long eyelashes drooped slightly like A precarious drop of dew seemed to be about to slide down from the cheeks of the almond-eyed peach.

Coupled with the petal-like delicate cherry mouth, I really feel pity.

The woman raised her foot and took a small step forward, standing in front of the carved bronze mirror that was as high as a person, dancing lightly.

"Tsk!"

Looking at Huang Tongtong's blurred mirror with disgust, Song Ci dug out a large piece of full-length mirror from the ring, and finally saw the original owner's face clearly.

"As expected of the royal blood, she really is a rare beauty."

Touching back and forth the pretty face that will be with him for the rest of his life, he lifts up his skirt to look at the slender thighs that are finally out of the child's height category, even though Song Ci has received the original owner's sad reminder, Song Ci feels that this is enough.

The object of this commitment can be said to be the most tragic golden branch and jade leaf in history.

During the reign of Emperor Renzong of the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhao Youyi, the Emperor of Heaven who had been doted on by his father and brother for 18 years, moved into the princess mansion and married a talented and beautiful Jinke champion. It is a good story.

Who knows that the good times will not last long, the illusion that a talented man and a woman are a match made in heaven was broken by a village woman who brought her children to Beijing to find relatives.

Only then did Tianyou Diji know that her son-in-law, who was married to her, had already married a wife and had children in her hometown.

The series of events that followed were like a nightmare that would never wake up. First, the son-in-law who tried to kill his wife and son in order to cover up the truth was punished with a guillotine by Bao Zheng, the ruthless governor of Kaifeng. The flesh and blood were sad when they met their own father, and the mother and queen in the palace were exposed by another mad woman who went to Beijing to sue.

The final ending is self-evident. Concubine Li Chen, who has been silent for 20 years, is once again in charge of the harem in a glorious manner. Empress Dowager Liu, who lost her personal eunuch, can only rely on the kindness of raising the emperor to escape the death penalty. remnants of life.

Even Concubine Liu, who has been called mother-in-law for decades by Jinshang, has fallen into this situation, not to mention Zhao Youyi, the daughter of an enemy who is regarded as a thorn in the flesh by Queen Li.

The gloomy Tianyou Emperor Ji only lived in her thirties and followed Liu Hou who passed away early. The remaining child, who was regarded as a disgrace by the royal family, lived alone in the world with difficulty, and was finally relegated by Concubine Li's grandson to Chen Zhou never set foot in the capital again in his whole life.

"Princesses are always playing with concubines. Why did you lose your position when you came to your place, and you were deceived so miserably by the shameless Phoenix man?"

Squeezing the original owner's tender little face with baby fat, Song Ci grinned strangely, "You can faint from beauty because of such scum, and it's enough to write a book of laughter to warn the world."

Now it's her turn to take over from the original owner, so naturally she won't spend a lifetime of happiness and time to fulfill Bao Zheng's selflessness and Qin Xianglian's loyalty.

Doesn't the Qin family want a family reunion, so let her be fulfilled.

But when it comes to Chen Shimei, that cheating marriage scumbag, Song Ci couldn't help but think of another noble lady who was miserably deceived, that is, Wang Rouer, Wang Chengxiang's love.

Because Tianyou Diji was favored since she was a child, the first emperor chose many daughters of famous families to accompany her in the palace when she entered school.

Zhao Youyi, who was raised and raised by others, is not a fool even though she has a sweet temper. Among the savage ladies wearing all kinds of masks, she only takes a fancy to Wang Rouer, a kind and weak girl by nature, as a handkerchief.

The two girls who grew up together had a deep relationship, and only Wang Rou'er was willing to visit her in the deserted Princess Mansion during the most difficult days of Tianyou Diji.

It's a pity that good people are not rewarded. Wang Rou'er was also deceived by Zhou Qin who pretended to be the number one scholar. In the end, she only ended up collecting the body of her husband who committed suicide with a big belly after asking for help.

Every time a dog is slaughtered by justice, it is mostly a scholar who bears his heart.

The royal princess and the prime minister's noble daughter were destroyed by the two champions one after another, which can be regarded as a legendary story through the ages.

While making complaints about the author, Song Ci turned his head and complained about the idiot of the cheap mother.

In her opinion, Guo Huai was not cruel enough. Since she suspected Concubine Li at the beginning, she would just kill the grass and root out the grass. If she hadn't let her pretend to be crazy and escape the successive temptations, there would be no disasters in the future.

Although the cheap mother is not a good person, who made Song Ci devote herself to becoming her daughter? Since she can't do righteousness and kill relatives, she can only say a stewed hen to the original suffering master.

After sorting out his thoughts, Song Ci coughed lightly, and called the palace servant outside the door to come in and serve him.

The maid who came in after hearing the sound carried the copper pot and mixed the warm water in the basin, and gently cleaned the princess's face with clean soft satin.

The rest of them also performed their duties to tidy up the mattresses, clothes and jewelry. It wasn't until Song Ci finished her makeup that the palace maid who helped her put on the exquisite hairpin asked cautiously: "This morning, the imperial dining room sent a broiled quail. Preserved meat, has been warming in the small kitchen, I wonder if the princess wants to try it?"

Song Ci, who can even be regarded as floating clouds by the emperor, naturally wouldn't feel ashamed of being served, she nodded arrogantly like the original owner, "Come on, the oriole bream yesterday was delicious, and Is it?"

"Of course I do. I know the princess likes to eat this. The queen mother specially reserved it for you to eat at noon. She was even jealous when the emperor came to pay her respects at night!" Yifang, who had the liveliest personality, said with a smile.

The four court ladies in front of me, named Xunmei, Nongyue, Yifang, and Lingshuang, are all personal maids who have served Zhao Youyi since childhood, so they naturally know how to speak and act to suit her.

"Cheap mother, can you not be biased, just this one's own baby when you are busy." Song Ci silently slandered in his heart.

After chewing slowly and eating the first meal after coming to the Northern Song Dynasty, Tianyou Diji, who had already changed the core, walked towards the Wende Hall with the maid.

The eunuch Chen Lin who was guarding the door hurriedly bowed to salute her when he saw her, "This old slave has seen Di Ji!"

"You don't need to be courteous," Song Ci raised his hand to help him, "Is the emperor in the palace?"

Chen Lin replied in a warm voice: "The emperor has just come down from the morning court and is resting inside."

Song Ci scrutinized this old man who was familiar with the past, and said with a smile until he felt hairy all over his body, "If you have a laborer, let me know that God bless has something important to report."

"Princess, wait a moment, Chen Lin will go in and report." The old eunuch said quickly.

But after a while, the little eunuch who had been waiting in the palace ran out to read the oral order, "The emperor has a decree, proclaiming that Tianyou Diji will see you!"

Leaving the accompanying maid outside the door, Song Ci calmly walked into the main hall burning with tranquilizing incense, "God bless, see Your Majesty!"

"Why do you need to be so polite, Yumei?"

Zhao Zhen, who was originally sitting behind the long case, smiled and stood up to meet her, "Could it be that there is something wrong and I want Brother Huang to help you excuse it?"

"Tianyou really has an extremely important matter to report to the emperor, and please ask the emperor to step back first." Song Ci looked at the little eunuchs around him and said in a low voice.

"You ghost!"

Zhao Zhen, who was used to the younger sister's mischievous character, smiled and nodded her forehead, and waved away Chen Lin and the other palace people who were eager to speak, "Can we talk now?"

In the hall where only the two brothers and sisters were left, Song Ci spit out a shocking thunderbolt, "Tianyou has taken a fancy to the sixteen prefectures of Yanyun, and asked the emperor to give them to Tianyou as a fief!"

Looking at Yumei's smiling eyes, Zhao Zhen couldn't help being slightly lost in thought, and then walked into the sudden thick fog.

Half an hour later, the emperor who re-summoned the palace servants to serve in the palace gave another oral order, and Chen Shimei, the number one scholar in Xuanxin Division, entered the palace to have an audience.

In the imperial garden, Song Ci, who was guarding the Guiyun Pavilion, finally waited for the Zhuangyuan Lang who came in a hurry.

She condescendingly examined the man kneeling in front of her, "Raise your head, let Ben Gong take a good look at this face."

Chen Shimei trembled all over when she heard the words, and raised her jaw according to the words, but she still didn't dare to look directly at Di Ji's jade face.

Song Ci walked around him twice, seeing this sanctimonious hypocrite thoroughly, "Chen Shimei, I had a strange dream last night for no reason, but it was related to you."

She paused as she spoke, "Do you know what Ben Gong dreamed about?"

Chen Shimei's heart skipped a beat again, she bowed her head respectfully and said, "Students don't know."

Song Ci chuckled, "I dreamed that after you and I got married, the husband and wife loved each other and played harmoniously. Within a year, Lin'er was born. That child is very cute, and he smiled at me when he was born."

She was talking about the former owner's son.Xu is a mother-child bond, the newborn child laughed just as soon as he landed in order to comfort the lonely and helpless mother, which made Zhao Youyi hurt to the bone.

Chen Shimei's dark eyeballs turned to Diji's body, and she pretended to say: "Could it be a blessing from the heavenly official and the auspicious omen of Guanyin giving birth to a child?"

Song Ci smiled at him, "I thought so too at the beginning, who would have thought that after a good dream, it would suddenly change."

"What happened?" Chen Shimei asked casually, "But something happened to our child?"

"The boy hasn't changed, but his father has."

Song Ci sighed quietly, as if he was really immersed in an old dream and said: "The son-in-law, who was supposed to have no father, no mother, no relatives, and no reason, turned into someone else's husband overnight, and there was a woman holding him in his arms." The tablet asks Ben Gong to hand over the position of the original wife."

Speaking of this, she suddenly slammed the kneeling man's arm with the willow branch in her hand, "Chen Shimei, do you think this dream is strange?!"

Chen Shimei, who was already guilty of a crime, couldn't help being taken aback by this blow, "Princess, you don't talk about strange powers, how can you take mere dreams as real?"

Could it be that some villain is behind my back because of jealousy and hatred for me?Thinking of this possibility, Chen Shimei lowered her eyes and bit her teeth hard.

When the uncooked rice is cooked into cooked rice in the coming day, he will definitely peel the skin and cramps of the person behind him to dispel his hatred!

"Then you just said that Ben Gong's dream is a good omen?" Song Ci asked, who knew that the scumbags would not easily compromise.

No wonder Phoenix Man was able to coax Zhao Youyi into submission after he had fooled the emperor.

"The student is afraid that the princess will become ill from her worries, so she persuades her with kind words, and asks the princess to forgive the student for being deceived!" Chen Shimei said and kowtowed.

The man who was firmly on the ground kept comforting himself, a man can stretch and bend, Han Xin can still bear the humiliation of his crotch, as long as the princess can change the lintel, this grievance is nothing.

"Forgive me? I should repay your kindness!" Song Cixu nodded his hair, "Chen Shimei, I will ask you one last time. Are you really never married?"

Chen Shimei raised her head abruptly when she heard the words, and lamented in a humiliated tone: "Your Majesty's sincerity towards the princess can be learned from the sun and the moon!"

He then raised his right hand and swore to Tianmeng: "Heaven is above, today I, Chen Shimei, sincerely marry Tianyou Diji as my wife. If there is any violation, both men and gods will abandon it!"

The wisdom of the ancients is really not to be underestimated. Song Ci couldn't help but smile brightly when he heard this vow of secretly changing concepts, "Okay, since that's the case, I will wait for the day when you come to marry me!"

At that time, she will definitely return a huge surprise to this unkind, unfaithful, unfilial, cheating marriage scumbag.

The author has something to say: Huang Zunxian in "Bride Poems"

Song Ci: Because I think the word Di Ji is very emotional and it is just a joke, so the scumbag author borrowed it in advance.In history, there are two versions of the civet cat for the prince. Here, Concubine Liu is chosen for the prince, so the eighth prince and his wife can rest. =, =

In addition, there are many introductions about the characteristics of clothing, food, housing and transportation in the Northern Song Dynasty on the Internet, so I won’t go into details here. If you are interested, please call Du Niang.

Mr. Irrigation~~

The following is a happy little theater:

―――The daily conversation between Tianyou Diji and Bao Heitan.

Song Ci: "Master Bao, do you know Moon Hare?"

Bao Zheng: "This government has never heard of this person."

Song Ci: "What about Naoko Takeuchi?"

Bao Zheng: "Same as above."

Song Ci: "But she is likely to be your brainless fan!"

Bao Zheng: "Why did the princess say that?"

Song Ci: "Because the Sailor Moon in her novels all have bullet screens on their foreheads just like you!"

Bao Zheng: "What do you mean by that?"

Song Ci: "Look at my actions: on behalf of the moon to destroy you~~→)"

Bao Zheng: ...

Song Ci: "Can't you get used to it? Then I'll change the way: I'll beat you to death!" (╯‵ ′)╯

Bao Zheng: ...