[comprehensive] superior skills

"What, you say that Chen Shimei is crazy and not human?"

Hearing this, Song Ci, who was enjoying the life of the second generation of the emperor in the princess mansion with soft pillows and studying funny stories, quickly threw away the apricot plum meat in his hand, and asked the old eunuch who smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into slits: " Did the father-in-law see it with his own eyes? Could it be that Chen Shimei pretended to be crazy and foolish in order to escape responsibility for the crime?"

As a time traveler who is familiar with the cause and effect, she can't believe that that cowardly and ignorant guy will really be defeated by this setback.

Back then, when Qin Xianglian sued the Kaifeng Mansion repeatedly, Chen Shimei was able to quibble quietly despite the serious crime of deceiving the emperor, but now she just didn't marry the princess, so she was as obsessed with phlegm as Fan Jin.

"Can this kind of thing be faked? This old slave saw it with his own eyes!"

Liu Yan raised his eyebrows and said: "The Empress Dowager, Your Majesty is so gracious, and the princess is also a merciful person, so I can avoid the death penalty of that sour scholar. But the old slave deeply hates that thief Chen who lied to the princess, so he asked him to help him in the past." The little eunuch is always watching the thief's every move, thinking about when to make him suffer more."

"Who would have thought that the little eunuch came to report in a hurry last night, saying that the sinner Chen Shimei suddenly became dancing and uttering crazy words, and even dared to disrespect the late emperor during the conversation! The old servant was afraid that the villain would come up with a new trick to trick the princess into softening her heart. Went to investigate, and found that Chen Shimei was indeed suffering from distraction."

Speaking of Chen Shimei, that traitor, Eunuch Liu, he hated and regretted in his heart. While he hated the Chen family for tarnishing the royal family's reputation, he regretted even more that he shouldn't have secretly brought things outside the palace to his master in order to let her know about the son-in-law in advance Words and deeds.If it weren't for the princess who didn't know the pain of lovesickness when she was young, I'm afraid she would have spent her days with tears and sorrow, so how could she still be smiling like she is now.

Recognizing that the old eunuch in front of him was the loyal servant who avenged the princess and died in memory, Song Ci asked in a good temper: "How did the father-in-law know about it? Did you seek treatment from the imperial physician?"

Hearing what he said, that scumbag seemed to have invested some money.Although there are many ways to pretend to be crazy, if you can't even cover up the simplest veins, it would be too boring.

"Why do those thieves need to work as an imperial physician!"

Liu Yan said with a sneer: "The old slave only needs to look at it carefully for a while, and then finds the guards of the Zhuangyuan Mansion to pass a piece of horse dung wrapped in green grass as food to the crazy man who is squatting under the tree root and digging a hole." Han, within a short while, Chen Shimei swallowed the horse dung with a smile, if not really unconscious, who can eat it?"

Earlier, for the sake of the princess, he had come into contact with that thief Chen a few times, and he had even seen how that person used a pair of three-inch tongues to lobby for the same year at the banquet in the Zhuangyuan Building, so he refused to believe this kind of People who are used to playing tricks and pretending to be noble will become so unbearable.

This time, God opened his eyes to let the wicked man suffer retribution, and save himself from adding more sins.

After listening to Song Ci, he just thought it was funny, eating a piece of horse dung is nothing, remembering that King Wen Jichang even dared to swallow the meat soup made by his own son after he had minced it to survive, which shows how terrible a person's desire to survive is. .

But since we already know about the farce of the Chen family, wouldn't it be a disappointment to Eunuch Liu's kindness if we didn't go to watch it on the spot.

Thinking of this, Song Ci said with a smile: "Since the father-in-law has this inference, I will go to meet the number one scholar who has written countless good words with eloquence."

With her pair of eyes, you can tell if it's true or not.

"Princess is going to see Chen Shimei?" Eunuch Liu was so regretful that his intestines turned green immediately, "Princess must not! If the villain offends the princess with evil intentions, wouldn't the old servant be blamed for death?"

What he is most afraid of is that once Tianyou Diji is deceived by the ostentatious Chen Shimei's clever words and seduction, the good marriage will not have another twist.

Even though he disdains Bao Heitan's inflexible toughness, Liu Yan has to admit that the newly selected son-in-law by the queen mother is more noble than the champion man selected by the previous imperial pen. He really doesn't want to mislead the princess because of his own mistakes .

"Eunuch, don't worry."

Song Ci looked at the little old man who turned frowning in an instant and said with a smile: "I went to see Chen Shimei just to confirm whether he is really sick. If he is really crazy and unconscious, why should he let such a disaster happen?" Bringing down the reputation of the palace in the capital will also prevent the common people who don't know the inside story from thinking that it is the result of royal persecution."

If the person surnamed Chen has really fallen into a situation where he needs to take rat poison to return to a normal life, then simply let Qin Xianglian bring her in-laws and grandparents back to her hometown, and she can take this opportunity to completely break the relationship with the Chen family for the original owner. Not the best of both worlds.

Liu Yan saw that the princess's words were very organized, and that Tianyou Diji had never been unable to do anything she had to do since she was a child, so she could only obey the orders and arrange carriages and horses to travel with the Lord.

Because this matter should not be known to everyone, Liu Yan did not let the mansion put on a princess-like ceremonial appearance, but only used two four-horse carriages to quietly carry the master and the maids who were serving them towards the consort who was not far away. Go to the government.

When Song Ci walked slowly into the inner courtyard with a winding skirt under the protection of many palace people, Qin Xianglian, who had already changed into coarse plain clothes, was serving her sick husband for dinner.

"Shimei, you should eat more. You see, Dongge and Qiumei know how to eat by themselves. As their father, how can you not set an example?" Qin Xianglian persuaded, holding back her grief.

The messy man who looked like a beggar suddenly grabbed the grass on the ground and muttered, "Yan Ruyu, the golden house, Yan Ruyu, the golden house..."

"Shimei, wouldn't you rather live in your own delusions for the rest of your life than take a sober look at your flesh and blood relatives!" At the end, Qin Xianglian's tears finally fell like beads with a broken thread In that bowl of meal that has been completely cold.

It was only now that she had to admit that even if the princess hadn't intervened by force, the kind and considerate husband back then would never come back.

If she had known this, why would she travel thousands of miles to Beijing to find relatives? Even if she lived alone in her hometown, at least she could still maintain the dream that would never be broken in her heart, and she was still the Chen wife who was full of expectations no matter how difficult life was.

I was fortunate enough to witness a bitter scene with my own eyes. Song Ci raised his hand to stop Eunuch Liu, who wanted to scold the sinner who had no dignity and had never saluted, and walked towards the couple with his skirt alone.

"Qin Xianglian, do you feel that you have resentment in your heart? You might as well say it out and let Ben Gong listen."

Suddenly seeing a crowd of palace people behind her, even though she hadn't really seen the golden branch and jade leaf who almost replaced her as the first wife, Qin Xianglian immediately realized that the delicate beauty in front of her was the current Holy Majesty's younger sister Tianyou Diji.

She stared intently at this opponent who had never put herself in the eye, from the elegant and luxurious clothes from head to toe, to the delicate and beautiful appearance of the man, until her eyes became astringent. Slowly knelt down on the ground, and said sadly: "The woman has met Her Royal Highness, Your Highness Jin An."

Song Ci also kept looking at the nightmare that had entangled the original owner's life in the previous life, and said with a faint smile, "Why do you avoid answering my questions?"

After pondering for a long time, Qin Xianglian lowered her eyes and replied: "The women don't dare to complain."

"It's a good one not to dare!"

Song Ci took a few steps closer, and raised his foot to touch the Zhuangyuan Lang who was still talking nonsense under the astonished eyes of Eunuch Liu, "If today, an innocent woman of your status was deceived by Chen Shimei, would you Will you put on the posture of a big woman and let her kowtow to you and pour tea, and consider herself a concubine?"

"If Bengong didn't break off the engagement with Chen Shimei by mistake today, would you sue the imperial court and make the world famous, and let everyone know that the dignified princess is willing to demean herself and snatch her husband from a village woman? "

Song Ci looked at Qin who was still hiding unwillingness in his eyes and said with a light smile: "Qin Xianglian, don't say you can't. It's understandable for you as a married woman to want to reunite with your family, but you shouldn't value your husband at the same time. You have insulted the pride of this palace!"

She then raised her voice and scolded: "As the only daughter of the late emperor, my younger sister has always been willing to win the wind and the rain. It can be said that the world's rare treasures are no more than within the grasp of this palace! If not Someone deceived you first, but why did I make things difficult for you, a village woman, and snatch a man who already has a wife and son? Do you think that Bengong is the kind of brothel girl who is willing to be lowly and shameless? "

Recalling all the grievances Zhao Youyi had suffered, Song Ci kicked the scumbag on the ground fiercely as he spoke, and said with a sneer: "You still think that your husband is a star descending from the sky, but anyone who has a relationship with him Can a woman be transformed into a celestial being?"

From the actions of Qin Xianglian in her previous life, it can be seen that the seemingly innocent village woman in front of her is actually a Hedong lion who would rather be broken than tiled.

After she came to Beijing and learned that her husband married another princess, she neither secretly met with Chen Shimei to recount the past and seek a way out, nor did she regard her husband as the god and seek perfection like ordinary women and children. The tablets of the parents-in-law are directly placed in the battle of the inviolable status of the wife's original spouse.

If it wasn't for Qin's attempt to force the royal family to bow their heads and recognize her as a wretched wife, how could Chen Shimei make the big mistake of killing his wife and son in order to avoid the crime of deceiving the emperor.

It was precisely because Qin Xianglian was unwilling to be suppressed by the princess that Chen Shimei made one wrong step and finally fell into an irreversible situation, which in turn caused the tragedy of the original owner's life.

No matter how unfair the Qin family is, can it be more noble and inviolable than the innocent suffering royal princess?Isn't it more whimsical for a village woman to want to be the first consort of the court's son-in-law than Chen Shimei, who wants to cling to the emperor's relatives?From this point of view, the two couples are really the same way.

If she is willing to take the overall situation into consideration, she shouldn't let Chen Shimei fall to death even for the sake of a pair of children. Isn't it glorious to have a father who is a death row prisoner in this ancient times where innocence is extremely important.

In the previous life, Chen Shimei didn't bring her child back to her hometown until Chen Shimei asked to kill Qin Xianglian. It can be seen that in her heart, she would rather have a memorial tablet that can be kept than her husband's beautiful wife and beautiful family members in a place where she can't see.

Thinking of this, Song Ci walked around the Chen family couple with ease, "Although I disdain to mention Chen Shimei, I still want to thank God for having eyes and returning your precious husband to Zhao. Now that He has already been punished by God, and I don't know what to do, and I don't want others to think that the royal family is too harsh, so I will give you 200 taels of silver, which will be counted as the way back home."

Qin Xianglian, who was flushed with embarrassment from the princess's previous questions, suddenly raised her head and said in surprise, "Princess, are you willing to let our family go home?"

In the previous reprimand, she acted like the royal family finally couldn't help but want to get rid of her husband and wife, the sinners who can be called the stains of their lives. She thought that today was the time to die, but who knew that there would be a sudden turnaround.

"Naturally, do you think that this palace will still be reluctant to part with your wolf-hearted husband? Or do you also fall in love with the clean life in the son-in-law's mansion and don't want to go back to your hometown to suffer?"

Song Ci said indifferently: "The palace made such a decision because the case of Chen Shimei's deception had nothing to do with the Chen family who was kept in the dark. As long as the imperial brother doesn't invent the decree, your two children will still be in the dark." As a good citizen with a clean family background, it is not difficult to have a chance to make a difference in the future if you teach him well. In this way, are you willing to return to your hometown?"

With the hint just now, no matter what the seemingly abnormal Chen Shimei's original intention is, she can only be a fool who doesn't know what to do and who doesn't know what to do, because he owes Zhao Youyi this.

But the child is innocent, as long as Qin doesn't bother her anymore, she will be doing good for the original owner's child.

"Women are willing!"

Thinking of the unhappy faces of the two children who were getting thinner day by day, Qin Xianglian finally bowed down with tears in her eyes: "The woman thanked His Highness Hong En on behalf of the whole family!"

Song Ci saw that she was interesting, so he told Eunuch Liu who had been guarding the gate of the courtyard: "Give her the silver, and I will personally send Mrs. Chen out of the city and back to his hometown!"

With great reluctance, Eunuch Liu took the small bag of broken silver from the palace man who had prepared it, and sent it to the old man Chen and his wife who had heard the news and watched by. You have to think of her kindness, and don't feel resentment in your heart!"

"Don't dare! Don't dare!" Old man Chen tremblingly hugged Yinzi in his arms.

Although he only heard a few words, at least he understood that not only his son's scandalous deeds would not be a drag on his grandchildren, but also that the whole family could return to their hometown, which would be regarded as the blessing of the Bodhisattva and the good deeds of the ancestors.

There were palace people to help pack their luggage, and the Chen family, who felt hopeful in life, soon came out of the city under the guard of the guards of the princess mansion.

Looking at the donkey cart that was drifting away, Song Ci silently said in his heart for Zhao Youyi, who had passed away: "Chen Shimei, Qin Xianglian, I hope we will never see each other in heaven and earth!"

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Song Ci: Chen Shibao and his wife are taking a curtain call, the heroine can let herself go with peace of mind.

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The following is the happy little theater

————The daily life of passers-by thousands of years later.

On a certain day of a certain year, a certain history museum exhibited a special issue of cultural relics "Dreams Back to the Song Dynasty".

Passerby A: "Hey, why is there a kneeling bronze statue here, Chen Shibao? What a strange name."

Passer-by B: "You don't know about this. According to my neighbor's second concubine and third uncle, this person was originally a eunuch in the palace. He was poured into a kneeling bronze statue because he offended the princess of the country because of his poor service. world."

Passerby C: "So cruel? How scary!"

Passer-by Ding: "... What the hell is it that I met my great-grandfather's twin brother after a rare shopping trip?"