I'm in trouble with the BOSS [Unlimited]

Xia Yan wanted to make people go away, but when he touched Yan Ming's face, he didn't say the fierce words for a while. This person is obviously so good-looking, but his brain is really sick. Even if he is lying, let's make it up. It's nothing. Who can be fooled?

He silently walked to the door and opened the door, and said indifferently: "Thank you very much for helping me teach the bad guys a lesson, but now, please go out."

Xia Yan has already suppressed his temper very much, otherwise he would have scolded him for being crazy and kicked Yan Ming.

Yan Ming: "I..."

"Get out!" Xia Yan interrupted him, showing a fierce expression: "If you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will beat you!"

Yan Ming: "..." Silently walked to the door, two stars seemed to be extinguished in a pair of star-like eyes.

Xia Yan's heart trembled uncontrollably, he didn't know why he could see the grievance under the expressionless face on the other side, the distressed feeling flashed by, he could hardly grasp it so fast, but it still made people feel Very uncomfortable.

The two stood at the door for a few seconds, Xia Yan was sorting out his vocabulary, he felt a little strange for a while, he felt that it was not good to continue to be aggressive with each other, but it would be even more wrong to be gentle.

As a result, Yan Ming seemed to have thought of something, and spoke first: "You said before that my bottom is big and I like it very much, do you want to see it now?" The tone was quite hopeful like offering a treasure.

Xia Yan: "..."

Xia Yan: "..."

He really didn't react for a while, and then his eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Damn pervert!" He closed the door with a bang.

I'm pissed off I'm pissed off!Xia Yan's face was once harassed in the real world. Although the other party didn't take advantage of it, it still made Xia Yan disgusted. With the lessons learned from the past, when he was offended in that respect, he instinctively became more angry.

Xia Yan muttered to himself, how the hell did he feel like he saw a ghost just now, that he would soften his heart to that man?It must be because of color control, right?

He silently warned himself in his heart that that man Yan Ming was useless except for his face, and he was brought here to play games because of committing a crime. Facts have proved that he is a pervert!

Xia Yan decided to stick to Yan Ming all night tonight, pretending to be a ghost and never leaving him, scaring him to death! !

The man who was locked outside the door was stunned for a moment. Sure enough, he was not very familiar with human beings. What he said was true, so why did he provoke the other party to be so angry?

Xia Yan didn't go out again all afternoon, he lay on the bed in the room and swiped his phone for a long time.

It wasn't until night that Yan Ming knocked on his door again. Xia Yan opened the door and said coldly when he saw someone coming: "What are you doing?"

Yan Ming handed over the food box in his hand: "It's time to eat."

There is nothing to show affection... To be honest, Xia Yan's first reaction was that there was poison in it, and after the poison stunned him, he took the opportunity to plot evil.

But the other party was kind on the surface, and he couldn't point to his nose and scold him, so he continued to say coldly: "Sorry, we really don't know each other well, please don't do such strange things in the future."

Xia Yan slammed the door shut again.

Yan Ming had no choice but to take the food box back, and silently ordered a takeaway to be delivered.

Half an hour later, Xia Yan was stunned when he received the takeaway meal. The takeaway was packed very tightly and was delivered by a commissioner. It was the same person as the brother who ordered takeaway in the morning, so Xia Yan naturally would not doubt it. Poisonous, just double-check that the other party sent it correctly?

The takeaway brother assured that the address is here and his name is the same, and the delivery was correct, but the mobile phone number is unfamiliar.

The first thing Xia Yan thought of was the lunch box that Yan Ming gave him not long ago, and he guessed that it might be his handwriting...

Anyway, it can't be those two fat and thin brothers, right?

Xia Yan rubbed his stomach, forget it, let's eat first, the big deal is that someone will find a takeaway later and then compensate them.

But until late at night, no one was looking for takeaway.

Xia Yan took a hot bath comfortably, and after putting on her pajamas, her mind became active, Yan Ming!Get him!

……

In a bright room not far away, Yan Ming, who was being naughty by Xia Yan, was sitting on the sofa, holding a book in his left hand: "A Thousand Skills of Coaxing a Lover" and reading it seriously, with paper and pen in his right hand Taking notes.

1. Give your lover what you want, and the other person will be happy. Reference objects: money, jewelry, real estate, etc.

2: Give your lover's spiritual needs, and the other person will be happy. References: companionship, travel, making//love, etc.

3: Show off your own advantages to your lover, and show your abdominal muscles and chest muscles when appropriate. Some body parts that the other party likes can also please your lover.

……

He wrote down a large page of handwriting eloquently, and it took a long time before he put down the books, pens and paper in his hands. Looking at the time, it was already dark, so he got up and walked to the bathroom unhurriedly.

When Xia Yan entered through the wall, he happened to see the moment Yan Ming closed the bathroom door, he showed a smirk, and the good show was about to begin.

The lighting in the bathroom was very bright, and the white tiles on the floor and walls looked even paler. Standing in front of the mirror, Yan Ming reached out and poured a handful of water on his face. When he looked down, he saw a swollen face in the pool.

Yan Ming: "..."

This is Xia Yan's illusion, he even excitedly imagined that the other party was frightened to the point of shit.

But one second and two seconds passed, and Yan Ming stood there motionless.

Xia Yan was puzzled, did he get scared?

Before he could continue to think about it, Yan Ming left the place like a normal person, reached out and slowly unbuttoned his clothes, and walked towards the shower room.

Xia Yan: "???"

He froze in the corner for a long time, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, his illusion couldn't possibly fail, right?Yan Ming should have seen the terrifying dead face of the thief, right?

Weird, try again!

The other party was almost undressed at this time, and he was in good shape. Xia Yan was too embarrassed to look at him, his eyes were flickering, and he always felt like a voyeur...

"He is a pervert, a pervert, a pervert who appeared in the game..." Xia Yan muttered a few words on his lips silently, suppressing the restlessness in his heart, and continued to use illusion.

I saw a mass of long black hair quietly oozing from the ceiling, and it continued to grow longer, entangled with the bottle of shower gel next to it.

Yan Ming paused when he turned on the shower, and continued to take a shower as if nothing had happened.

Xia Yan: "..." Are you blind?

He continued to manipulate the illusion in disbelief, making the black hair dance in front of Yan Ming.

Yan Ming: "..."

The man still didn't respond, which made him very skeptical about life. Could it be that his illusion really failed?

Xia Yan was silent for a moment, frowned and walked away through the wall, why not go to someone else to try?

What he didn't know was that after he left, Yan Ming raised his eyes and looked straight at the place where Xia Yan was standing just now.

……

After Xia Yan went out, she walked straight to the room of the brothers.

When he entered the room quietly, the skinny monkey was eating supper and didn't notice anyone coming. There was a sound of splashing water in the bathroom, it should be the fat man taking a bath.

It happened that Xia Yan had only dealt with Shouhou during the day, so he turned into a white-clothed female ghost and floated towards Shouhou.

"Ahhh-"

The scream sounded again, and the food in the thin monkey's mouth fell directly on the ground. The whole person leaned back and fell off the bench, but ignored the pain, got up and ran towards the bathroom.

"Ghost! There is a ghost, brother! Brother!!!"

Xia Yan admired the frightened appearance of the thin monkey for a second, and then became puzzled again. Since his illusion was fine, why wasn't Yan Ming frightened?

"What's the name of the ghost? You can't even take a bath, and you beat you up during the day, and now you're doing this? I'm really not afraid of beating!"

"Brother, I didn't. I really saw a ghost. I didn't lie to you."

The fat man had already put on his pajamas and walked out of the bathroom. He yelled at the thin monkey, "Where is the ghost? Did you lie to me? Are you talking about a ghost?"

Xia Yan has already left silently at this time, no longer caring about the quarrel between the fat man and the thin monkey, since the illusion is no problem, he will continue to scare Yan Ming.

At this time, the man also walked out of the bathroom, came to the closet, untied the bathrobe, and changed into pajamas leisurely.

Xia Yan looked around, thinking how to be scary.

He glanced at the TV, and the classic image of Sadako immediately appeared in his mind.

Hey, you can learn from it.

He immediately floated in front of the TV, humming softly: "Sister Sadako~ I'm here~"

Xia Yan tried his best to be realistic, and used the trick of piercing the wall to get out of the TV, but he was only halfway up, and suddenly he couldn't move?

Turning his head, he saw that the TV set in the rental house was a bit small, and his butt was stuck in the frame...

"Ah?" Xia Yan murmured unconsciously, vaguely remembering that the guy who taught him the little spell said that electromagnetic waves are a kind of magical thing, if the spell is not proficient enough, it is likely to be affected by the failure and show the original shape or something...

This is the first time he has officially discovered this problem!Xia Qing turned pale with shock, quickly looked down at his illusion, and then heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his long-haired Sadako style didn't fail.

It's really embarrassing to have the butt stuck in the TV!Xia Yan twisted twice, but still couldn't pull it out.

Yan Ming looks expressionless, but his muscles are tense and stiff. He has always been able to see through the essence of things. Whether Xia Yan's illusion is successful or not has no effect on him. Xia Yan in his eyes will always be his own appearance. , so it was impossible for Yan Ming to be afraid in the bathroom not long ago.

But at this time the other party appeared in front of him again, Yan Ming suddenly remembered the love skills he had just watched not long ago, and showed his own advantages to his lover, showing his abdominal muscles and chest muscles when appropriate, and some body parts that the other party likes can also be obtained Lover's favor?

He felt that he liked everything about Xia Yan, including his body, so this technique should be right.

Yan Ming paused for a moment, and approached Xia Yan step by step.

The latter is getting more and more anxious, and he still can't get his ass/butt out!what to do?what to do!

Not long after, Yan Ming came in front of him, Xia Yan just wanted to raise his head with Sadako's make-up on his face and show his teeth and claws to frighten him, when he suddenly pulled down his pants.

Xia Yan couldn't help but suddenly opened his mouth wide: o0o! ! !

Is this something normal people can see for free?