Scumbag Whitewashing Guide[Quick Transmigration]

Lu Cong Tonight: Why are you still padlocking that scumbag?

Yuanyuan Shancen: Do you think I'm stupid? I'm just doing laundry.

Lu Cong Tonight: Just don't put yourself in it.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, as expected, I am a scumbag, with some tricks.

Cen Chen refused to accept, how could he put himself in it.

Cen Chen controls the little loli Hua Xu to run around in the game with nothing to do. When he goes online, he either takes pictures with Wan Fengyechou to see the scenery or is taken away. Zong, after some deliberation, he decided to join the team.

I manipulated the character to enter the dungeon, and when I came in, I found that there were enough Huaxu people, but the captain still let him in for some reason.

Wiping the sweat off his palms with a paper towel was a little nervous, this was the first time he was writing a book by himself, before Wan Fengye took him along.

His dungeon is not good this week, so he will use his strength to prove that he can pass the level by himself in a wild team!

The Clan Difficulty of Flying Snow Fort dungeon is newly opened recently, and many novices even stumble on the Heroic Difficulty. They are confused about the boss mechanism. Before opening the boss, Ye Qiu asked everyone to stand outside the air wall and wait for his People only come in after the character opens the boss. Although everyone doesn't understand his mysterious operation, they still follow suit after knowing that he is live broadcasting.

The bosses at the Clan level of Flying Snow Fort not only have a higher blood bar attack than those at the knight level, but the most difficult part is that the boss is controlled in full screen and comes with a shield, which will continue to lose blood while teammates are outputting the shield. Hua Xu's lightness skill It is possible to cover teammates with shields to withstand damage, but it also creates a problem. When the output is too much, when the shield is broken, although the shield is broken, and then when the next shield is broken, the milk cannot keep up. The output is not enough to break the shield, and finally the group is destroyed.

Five shields one after the other with no detente time.

When the shield is broken, either several output skills are handed over to the next shield and you can only watch the CD bar and wait to die, or it is a few Huaxu who did not discuss the shield together, and then you can only watch your teammates pick up the next shield one by one. One fell, and the tacit understanding between teammates was very bad.

Ye Qiu asked his teammates to turn on the audio, and patiently explained the Bell Ringer's skills to everyone, including which skills to output when breaking the shield, and which Hua Xu used skills when.

In the first shield, Ye Qiu called one by one and everyone's blood bar was full when the shield was broken. Everyone cooperated smoothly, and the boss' shield was successfully broken without anyone dying.

After the fourth shield, it took a long time for Huaxu to break the third shield, and the continuous damage caused the blood bar to bottom out. He used the control skills in advance to milk himself, so that when the boss took full screen control, it was his turn and could not be released. Although Cen Chen, who was in the next round of her, noticed the mistake and made up for it in time, some people still lay down because the boss's full-screen skill damage was too high.

Professional breeder: Wishing you old Shan Cen, I didn’t see the boss was about to hit the bell, and he couldn’t even do a light work. He got old Parkinson’s?

It was the first time for Cen Chen to be scolded in the game, and he was at a loss while holding the mouse.

Hua Xu, who was supposed to jump the shield, saw that this person was spitting hard, so he deleted half of the apology, and pretended to be dead in the team in fear.

Professional breeder: If you jump early, you will be done. You have to wait until someone is dead before jumping to see how comfortable others are lying on the ground?

Professional breeder: Playing dead, won't you apologize, won't you be resurrected?

Congshan Congyu: No need to resurrect.

Looking at the live broadcast room, Ye Qiu didn't do anything to kick people out of the team.

The moment Ye Qiu spoke, someone accidentally resurrected the professional breeder.

Congshan Congyu: You don't need to nurse him, you can fight with 9 people.

Sure enough, the role of the professional breeder in the back lay down again because there was no milk, so he could only lie on the floor helplessly and furiously.

Cen Chen blinked, something fermented in his heart, he seemed to know why some people fall in love with another person through the screen.

The live broadcast room exploded because of this.

Moon: "This Wuyue is both disheveled and irritable. I didn't control myself and was hammered to death by the boss, so I dumped the nanny."

Dangdangdang: "The anchor's 109 blood bar is not as thick as his, and he didn't die. I blame others for my food."

Just call Lele: "Obviously it's that old city's turn to dance but he didn't dance, alas, he will be scolded for taking the blame for nothing, this Hua Xu is too miserable."

Classmate A Shu: "The host is too merciful. Little Lolita should have revived him all the time and then beaten him to death!"

I ignored the proposal to kick people out of the live broadcast room, and the next dungeon lost an output, but it also passed the level smoothly.

[System: Congratulations to the young hero from the mountains and from the jade belt team to refresh the master level of Feixue Fort to clear the customs. It took a total of 17 minutes and 19 seconds. 】

[Missed: I am dazzled, the 109th level led the team to break the Flying Snow Sect record? 】

[Er Ying: Congshan Congyu, the anchor of the confession, took me, a waste, to record, I also have my own statue hahaha. 】

Click on the profile picture to add friends.

Moon: "Why did the anchor only add that Hua Xu?"

Little one: "Yo Xi, this is not the prelude to love."

Ye Qiu coughed and explained, "Slippery hands, don't make guesses."

Cen Chen looked at his own statue happily and took a photo to commemorate it. As for the statue of the man with a bad mouth next to him, he automatically ignored it.

It was inconceivable for Lu Cong to see the system announcement tonight. Is this still the good-for-nothing friend he knew?

Lu Cong Tonight: Wow, you can have statues!

May Gu Shancen: Low-key and low-key, basic operation.

Ye Qiu logged into his tuba from a place he couldn't see in the live broadcast room, and the live trumpet regrouped and invited the tuba.

Late Maple Leaf Sorrow: Join the team, Flying Snow Sect.

Cen Chen resolutely refuses, Yuan Gu Shan Cen who just joined the game is dead, and he is now Niu Hulu Yuan Gu Shan Cen.

Wan Fengyechou: Do you really think that anchor is very good?

Wishing Gu Shancen: Otherwise, someone with a lower level than you will set a new record!

Wishing Gu Shancen: Not only that, but the anchor’s voice is also good, the person is good and the skills are good, it’s more than enough to throw you eighteen blocks away!

next second.

Congshan Congyu: Join the team and brush the Flying Snow School.

Could it be that from Shan Congyu's experience to the fact that he was overwhelmed by Mount Tai and did not change his face, he realized his personality charm, how could he refuse the invitation of the kind-hearted anchor.

(Wan Fengye shouted in her heart: one word more than him, so she is beautiful and kind-hearted!)

Cen Chen watched 2/10 join the team, so he couldn't die. This 2 was his cheating love affair that he refused to join the team.

Question, is there anything more embarrassing than just rejecting the invitation of the former love one second, and joining a team the next second?

The people in the team just now, except the professional breeder of Wuyue with bad mouth and Huaxu Jiucheng who pretended to be dead, were invited to join the team again.

Ye Qiu explained while sending a message: "I'm afraid you haven't learned it, so I'll form a team and play it again."

Moon: "Are you sure you're afraid that we won't be able to learn?"

Little boy: "Are you sure you didn't vent your anger on the cute little Hua Xu?"

Shiny: "Don't expose the host above, the love of the gods has been knocked over."

Classmate A Shu: "Why do you still eat dog food while watching a live broadcast?"

Fortunately, the team was assembled soon, and Ye Qiu's tuba was still short of one person. Ye Qiu used Congshancongyu @望古山恩 to see if he had any friends to fight, and Cen Chen kept blah blah The way to pull into the team from tonight.

Cen Chen looked at the familiar people in the team, and thought to himself, could it be that he was venting his anger for him, a little shy.

Lu Cong tonight [whole team]: Is this the kind-hearted anchor you just said?

Wish old Shancen [private chat]: Shut up!You sent the wrong channel! ! !

Lu Cong tonight [full team]: I sent it to the wrong place, just now I was watching a female live broadcast with my friends and dancing hahaha...

The atmosphere in the team became cheerful for a while.

Ye Qiu grinned sullenly on the microphone, and corrected, "Honey, he is handsome and kind."

This tone was like coaxing someone, and Cen Chen's ears were numb.

Silence, silently finished the copy, even Congshan Congyu's nice voice couldn't pull him back.

While typing the copy, Ye Qiu explained the reason for doing so to the cutie in the live broadcast room.

"Under normal circumstances, opening a boss at level 135 is level 135. If I use level 109 to open a boss, its level is 109."

"Why is the 109 monster boss level 122? Maybe it's because there are 135-level characters in the team who didn't get out of the air wall, and all the higher-level people have to get a copy..."

"When the shield is broken, the captain pays attention to the skills output by each shield, and the nanny must jump in order..."

Moon: "Learning is useless, learning is useless."

Classmate A Shu: "I announce that I have already met, the anchor will stop talking!"

[Congratulations to the young hero Wan Fengyechou for leading the team to refresh the master level clearance time of Flying Snow Fort. It took a total of 13 minutes and 14 seconds. 】

Because of Ye Qiu's bragging operation, more and more people were attracted to the live broadcast room, and the number of fans increased by 2w in one night.

Ye Qiu played the game seriously for two hours, and earned 3500 yuan from tipping that day, which was more than the original owner's monthly income.

A good schedule is the best way to keep in shape, and he doesn't want to look like a dead chicken when he sees his partner.

Decisively turned off the live broadcast and went to sleep.

Cen Chen specifically logged out of Congshan Congyu's live broadcast platform, clicked in and found that the anchor had already taken a break, but he felt very happy watching the replay, especially when he saw those people cracking candies in the barrage.

It turned out that I only added him as a friend, what about hand slippery!