Boss, I was wrong!

It's extremely hypocritical: "He has watched too much "The Legend of Zhen Huan" recently and his nervous system is a little confused. Just now he kept calling me Concubine Hua, right Brother Dong?" While talking, he blinked at Li Dong.

Li Dong wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, then looked at Han Linxi and said leisurely: "Concubine Hua is auspicious!"

"Retire! I personally serve the empress's meals." Han Linxi put his hips on his hips and looked bullish. Nima, who has a low IQ, can easily cause trouble in front of the empress.

"Hey." Li Dong replied very seriously, then walked to another table and sat down with resentment.

"Why let him sit there? Is he full?" Huang Xiaomu asked weakly.

Han Linxi immediately filled up Huang Xiaomu's plate: "How can a woman serve a conversation between men?" Han Linxi said full of men.

"Although he is a subject, he is also a leader. You can't treat him like this." Huang Xiaomu educated Han Linxi very seriously.

084 I was born on March 1980, 3

Do you think that everyone is your family history Meng Fan? They want to spoil you to the sky!Han Linxi really wanted to say this, but due to the majesty of the emperor and empress, he could only continue bragging with a straight face: "This can be ignored, because he is impotent and premature ejaculation."

Li Dong, who was sitting drinking tea, almost choked to death.

"I know the folk remedies!" Huang Xiaomu seemed to be an undercover agent of a pharmacy, as long as he heard such sad things, his eyes would light up and he would start recommending medicines. That's how Shi Mengfan was so angry.

"Impotence and premature ejaculation medicine, biting ganoderma lucidum and velvet antler natural top-level traditional Chinese medicine compound compatibility, specially treats men's impotence and premature ejaculation** sexual dysfunction, stay away from kidney deficiency, persist in not ejaculating, a good man who does not lose ejaculation for 40 minutes! Just use Biting! Create a good medicine for persistent ejaculation Men, make sex last longer! Professional treatment of impotence, impotence, ejaculation for 30 years, trustworthy!"

"Really?" The corner of Han Linxi's mouth twitched, but he secretly guessed that the empress is the salesman of this pharmaceutical factory?The boss is really ruthless, the family business is so big and it's really good to let his wife do sales promotion!So Han Linxi said seriously, "Order a course of treatment for my wife first, and I'll call you the money tomorrow."

"No, this top-notch medicine can only be bought for five courses of treatment, and the effect of one course of treatment will rebound." Huang Xiaomu continued to fool around.

"Well, that's five courses of treatment!" Han Linxi felt his heart was bleeding, obviously no one had impotence, premature ejaculation, did he buy this medicine just in case? It's really unlucky, okay? = =

Huang Xiaomu was very happy, so he quickly ate the rest of the food.

Han Linxi hurried over: "Empress, what else do you want to eat?"

Huang Xiaomu burped: "I'm full."

Han Linxi waved his hand at Li Dong: "Xiao Dongzi hurry up and pour a glass of water for the Empress." In fact, he was completely thinking about Li Dong, what should Li Dong do for Han Linxi? Otherwise, Huang Xiaomu would blow There must be no part of Li Dong when the pillow is windy.

Li Dong obviously thought of this too, and immediately wagged his tail and moved closer to Huang Xiaomu, then opened his sleeves and performed kung fu tea art in front of Huang Xiaomu, especially love to show off.

However, Huang Xiaomu's eyes kept staring at Li Dong's arms. On each of his two arms there was a carp tattooed, one red and one black, with the fish's head facing upwards on the left and downwards on the right. people.The scales of the fish seemed to be flickering slightly as he exerted force on his arm.

It seemed that he noticed Huang Xiaomu's gaze. Li Dong put a cup of tea in front of Huang Xiaomu and stroked the tattoo on his arm: "Very interested in this?"

"En." Huang Xiaomu nodded very seriously, he rarely saw fish tattoos on his body, and one tattoo was two black like this.Shouldn’t you help the eldest brother to tattoo dragons and tigers? ==

"I got the tattoo many years ago. At that time, the price had not risen so much. It cost 100 yuan a piece and the workmanship was very fine and trustworthy." Li Dong said with some pride.

"I'm not asking you the price, I just want to know why you have these two fish tattoos. Don't you think you look like a Fuwa?" Huang Xiaomu blinked and looked at him sincerely.

Hearing Huang Xiaomu's words, the old god Li Dong shook his head, as if you don't understand Lao Tzu's sadness, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it up, took a long puff with his legs up, and then spit out a cigarette Oval smoke ring: "...I was born on March 1980, 3..."

Huang Xiaomu and Han Linxi pricked up their ears, waiting for the next story destined to be bloody.

Li Dong took a puff of cigarette and said leisurely: "I am Pisces."

"Grass!" Huang Xiaomu rolled his eyes and began to complain: "This joke is so cold."

"You're a joke, sir! This is life." Li Dong spit out a smoke ring again, somewhat inscrutable: "Life is like poop. Sometimes I think that I have worked hard for a long time, but in the end it is just a fart."

"Can I stop talking about these disgusting topics while I'm eating?" Huang Xiaomu wanted to smash the steamed buns in his hand on the other's forehead like a brick.

085 I'm divided, fine score

"Why does this make people sick? If you don't have a bowel movement, you will definitely suffer from indigestion. That's the real nausea." Li Dong gave Huang Xiaomu a glance and began to popularize scientific and cultural knowledge.

Huang Xiaomu was trembling with anger, but he really didn't know how to refute.

At this moment, Shi Mengfan was sitting in the car and was trembling with anger. His phone vibrated again. He took out his phone and glanced at the corner of his mouth, and his mouth twitched. A person named "Wife 2" sent two messages: " Shi Mengfan, what are you doing?"

"Shi Mengfan, why are you ignoring me?"

There's nothing wrong with that, Shi Mengfan's big boss is the kind of person that Huang Xiaomu despises the most. With his wealth and power, he has countless lovers. In his address book, there are all kinds of wives from wife 1 to wife 7, each with their own characteristics. Shi Mengfan's wife number 2 is a college student who has just graduated, and a girl named Cao Xue.

"I was having dinner just now. Have you been assigned yet?" Shi Mengfan calmed down for a while and then sent back a message. Cao Xue just graduated from senior year and Shi Mengfan was very concerned about her job. Finding a job these days is more difficult than finding a wife, if not a fresh graduate. It is even more difficult to find students, so if Cao Xue is really not assigned a job at this critical moment, Shi Mengfan decides to do it himself.

"I'm divided, fine!" Cao Xue pouted a little aggrieved while sending a text message.

"Did I ask where you were assigned to work and didn't I ask what disease you had!" Shi Mengfan was about to growl.

"I'm working in Jingfen. My full name is City A Spirit. Shen. The hospital branch." Cao Xue was so wronged that she felt that there was something wrong with her school beauty.Help the old cannon.Friends with such a glittering identity are everywhere Xiao Yannv's pig's feet are assigned to Jing.god.The hospital is doing color Doppler ultrasound for a group of psychopaths, life is really too hard, okay?It is simply contrary to common sense and not in line with the scientific concept of development!Ms. Cao complained fiercely and then called her Pao.friend.

Shi Mengfan looked at her phone and picked it up with a suppressed smile: "Baby, where are you? I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you."

Shi Mengfan's voice has masculine magnetism but also contains a touch of softness, which is very different and makes people feel very comfortable when listening to it.

Cao Xue pursed her lips, then glanced at the big and particularly eye-catching sign of the branch of the mental.spiritual hospital in front of her, and replied somewhat bitterly: "The branch of the mental.spiritual. hospital is so far away from the city that you can't even get a taxi, okay? Come here Pick me up boy."

Hearing the coquettish tone of the other party, Shi Mengfan had no choice but to answer and hung up the phone. At this time, Huang Xiaomu, who was full of food and drink, finally came out of the restaurant.

He opened the car door, glanced at Shi Mengfan and asked, "Boss, where are you going?"

Shi Mengfan leaned back and said calmly, "Spiritual.spiritual.hospital branch."

086 Pursuit!

"Boss, you're just Parkinson's. You really don't need to go to this kind of place. Although it's good for you to have this awareness, once you enter some places, it's difficult to get out. Every year, the people who come out of the mental hospital over the wall are simply You must think twice, Boss!" Huang Xiaomu looked at him with righteous indignation, his dark eyes were full of sincerity: "Boss, you can't escape the reality, you can feel at ease when you go in, but what about me? Fengyun Gang What about my brother? We will always stand behind you, let alone Parkinson’s, what about schizophrenia? Boss, don’t give up treatment! You must always believe in miracles in life! There is a future in the world, don’t despair and don’t be sad, can spring be far behind when winter comes?!”

The corner of Shi Mengfan's mouth twitched a bit, then he glanced coldly at Huang Xiaomu, then looked out the window and muttered, "I'm just going to pick up someone, but I'm really moved to hear you say that."

"Boss, what are you so excited about? Although the facilities in the mental hospital are getting better and better, the inside is dark. Don't be fooled by the appearance! If you are labeled as a mental illness, you will have no problem at all." It’s saved, you must not go in, Boss! Although it’s better to take action than to be emotional, but this kind of action is absolutely impossible! Not even emotional!” Huang Xiaomu said so earnestly that he almost knelt on the ground.

Shi Mengfan rubbed his chin and looked at him with a smile: "Who said I'm going to a mental hospital? I just really want to send you there