Boss, I was wrong!

The food stalls are really good, and the draft beer tastes great! "

The corner of Shi Mengfan's mouth twitched, wishing he could hang up the man in front of him, but then he thought that he couldn't beat him, so he had to give up.

This place is far away from the restaurants that Shi Mengfan often goes to, and Shi Mengfan is already very hungry. You must know that his hunger was already there when he stole the apples, otherwise he would not have taken Huang Xiaomu directly. Come here to eat.

"It's really that delicious?" Shi Mengfan raised his eyebrows.

"Of course, boss, how dare I lie to you? Boss, how loyal you are looking into my eyes." Then Huang Xiaomu pointed to his heart: "This is also absolute loyalty."

Shi Mengfan looked at him with the corner of his mouth twitching, and then wiped lightly at the corner of his eye: "I don't know how your heart is, but you still have gum in the corner of your eye."

Huang Xiaomu: "..."

Although he was a little reluctant, Shi Mengfan was really hungry and dizzy, so he got out of the car and sat with Huang Xiaomu at the legendary food stall.

Although the environment is crowded and noisy, Shi Mengfan still feels relieved by the smell of grilled skewers coming from the side. The Chinese god horse smells really good on the tip of Nima's tongue.

Although there were a lot of customers, the speed of grilling skewers was still very fast. After a while, what they ordered and two glasses of draft beer were delivered.

Huang Xiaomu is a regular customer here. When the boss saw him, he smiled and said hello: "Bring your classmates to eat barbecue!"

Huang Xiaomu glanced awkwardly at Shi Mengfan who was sitting across from him, who was full of indifference, and said in a low voice, "He is my boss..."

Obviously Shi Mengfan didn't care much about these things.Everyone is weak in front of food, no matter he is a gang boss or a poor student.

010 Boss, you are so witty

Although he never eats roadside stalls, it is undeniable that this food stall is so good that Shi Mengfan eats it with gusto: "It seems that your recommendation is not bad, I really should try the Malatang and Malatang you mentioned when I have time some other day Incense pot."

Huang Xiaomu smiled embarrassingly: "I am the best at eating after living for more than ten years."

When the person on the opposite side laughed, the smoke from the barbecue with crooked eyes obscured the distance between the two of them, and Shi Mengfan rubbed his eyes and looked at the half-drinked draft beer, did he drink too much?This is unscientific, and it is obvious that I will never pour a thousand cups!

Seeing Shi Mengfan's troubled expression, Huang Xiaomu asked tentatively, "Is there something wrong with this wine, Boss?"

Shi Mengfan would never make a mistake. To be honest, half a glass of beer seems to be too much. The fact is too cruel, so he coughed twice and took the beer from Huang Xiaomu's hand in a serious manner: "I just suddenly thought of it." You are still a minor and I blatantly brought you to drink. This kind of shameless behavior is simply sorry for the motherland, sorry for the society, sorry for Grandpa Mao. I should conduct a deep reflection and review to better adapt to this society and make a contribution to building a harmonious society. own due contribution."

Huang Xiaomu looked at him a little depressed but still applauded hypocritically: "Boss is right, if every Chinese and every person on earth understands the meaning of life and their responsibilities like Boss, then society will definitely into a beautiful world."

After saying these words filled with righteous indignation, Huang Xiaomu's eyes became pitiful again: "But isn't the boss advocating CD-ROM action recently? If you don't drink half a glass of beer, you have to throw it away. I'm sorry, uncle farmer. Let me finish it. The basic requirements of the scientific outlook on development."

In fact, Shi Mengfan didn't bother to care whether Huang Xiaomu could drink as a minor, but when he saw his cute little expression, he curled the corners of his mouth in a wicked way and drank the other's beer in one gulp: "This is the best of both worlds." , neither wastes nor requires you to drink."

Huang Xiaomu clutched his chest, he had run over ten thousand grass mud horses in his heart, it was too sad to only eat barbecue and no beer!Life is really a huge coffee table!

But even so, he still had to smile all over his face and continue to flatter: "Boss is wise, boss, you are simply too witty. I believe that the majority of minors, including me, will follow the teachings of the boss and will not disappoint your hopes."

Shi Mengfan pinched his thigh to hold back a particularly noble and glamorous smile: "This is what I should do. This is the duty of a socialist supporter. I believe that every kind-hearted person will choose this approach."

Seeing Huang Xiaomu's deflated expression, Shi Mengfan wanted to look up to the sky and laugh for 10 minutes, he was the best at pretending to be glamorous or something!It's too easy to look straight at!

So having a noble and glamorous acting boss really can't afford to be hurt!

Shi Mengfan didn't drive home because he drank a lot, and after calling a taxi for Huang Xiaomu, he smiled and waved at him: "Skip class tomorrow and come out early, I'll pick you up."

Huang Xiaomu also smiled and closed the car door.

011 This is life!

The uncle driver felt very depressed when he heard the conversation between the boss and the younger brother, and he couldn't help but feel righteous indignation: "Children nowadays just don't learn well. Why do you skip classes if you have a good compulsory education? Are you worthy of the motherland and the hard-working teachers? If you It's my son..."

In the middle of the conversation, the driver uncle suddenly stopped, and he parked the car on the side of the road with a sense of sadness.

Huang Xiaomu stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes: "Why do you stop the car, uncle?"

The driver uncle slammed on the accelerator: "Damn it, I saw my son walking around the night market holding a girl's hand just now!"

"Congratulations, it's not easy to find a daughter-in-law these days!" Huang Xiaomu was very sincere.

The driver uncle was heartbroken: "But that little bastard told me that he has self-study tonight!"

Huang Xiaomu: "......"

Amid the grief and indignation of the driver's uncle, Xiao Xiali was extremely fast, and Huang Xiaomu still felt a little dizzy when he got off the car.

At this moment, Shi Mengfan has been sent home by his younger brother.

"Brother." Seeing Shi Mengfan enter the door, Shi Mengchen greeted him very kindly.

Shi Mengfan smiled at her and turned around to go upstairs, but Shi Mengchen grabbed him: "Brother, who is that boy who followed you today?"

When he said this, Shi Mengchen's eyes were full of pink stars.

Shi Mengfan glanced at her a little depressed: "My new bodyguard."

"Are you sure it's not your boyfriend?" Shi Mengchen broke the casserole and asked the end.

"He has no breasts. Shi Mengchen, I beg you to be normal-minded. Writing those Tanmei novels every day will destroy your outlook on life." Shi Mengfan sneered.

"But Wang Yu said that what I wrote is very scientific." Shi Mengchen blinked, his beautiful eyes reflected the chandelier on the ceiling, as delicate as a princess walking out of a medieval European castle.

That's because he likes you.Shi Mengfan couldn't support his forehead but he didn't say anything.

Walking up the last step, Shi Mengfan stepped back again. While rubbing his temples, he looked at Shi Mengchen: "Miss, go to bed early today and tomorrow you have to attend events and watch out for dark circles under your eyes!"

Like Shi Mengfan, Shi Mengchen is also an absolute school of acting, relying on his pure appearance and the image of an unsmiling iceberg beauty on the screen, he has won the love of many nerds.

But in fact, none of the historian's two brothers and sisters is naturally noble and glamorous!

If those hard-working nerds know that the favorite thing for iceberg beauties like Shi Mengchen is to write danmei high-end novels and watch **gv's, their outlook on life will collapse in an instant, this is life!

The next day when Huang Xiaomu jumped over the wall and ran out of school, Shi Mengfan happened to be waiting outside the forest. He slid down the car window and watched Huang Xiaomu jumping towards him. Shi Mengfan touched his chin. What's the matter with the faint sense of happiness in the heart of a junior high school student who was waiting for a date with a girl he had a crush on?

"Boss?" Seeing Shi Mengfan staring blankly at a tree outside the car window, Huang Xiaomu was really stunned for a moment. Could it be that the boss's piercing eyes saw that this tree has grown into a spirit?

"Cough..." Shi Mengfan withdrew his gaze and said solemnly: "This tree makes me feel the power of life. From a small seed, it takes root in the barren land and endures wind and rain until At this moment, it has grown into a big tree in the sky. Although it has no words, its existence is a witness to the power of life and a strong movement."

"Boss is right!" Huang Xiaomu was on the verge of tears. Such a person would not be a philosopher and harm the world, but he would be a mafia boss and command thousands of troops. Isn't that unscientific?

012 Minors are prohibited from entering

"Yesterday the Fengyun Gang won all the territory of the Phoenix Gang, so there is nothing else to do today. We are going to the celebration banquet." Shi Mengfan raised the corners of his mouth, and the corners of his mouth shone brightly in the sun. Huang Xiaomu quickly shook it. Head, what an international joke, this is his boss, and it's not a big light bulb with hundreds of watts!

Shi Mengfan raced all the way and then stopped in front of a nightclub named Century Golden City.

There are still a few big characters flashing on the huge neon sign: Minors are not allowed to enter~

Shi Mengfan looked at Huang Xiaomu behind him, then looked at the sign in front of him, and finally went to the janitor boy with a gloomy face and kicked the sign: "Remove this sign for me, immediately!"

"Yes, Boss!" The janitor immediately removed the sign energetically, but he felt very bitter in his heart. Nima, he would not care about the wind blowing every day.