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【Heavenly Evening News】

Headline: Insane!Yang Yao Shenjun ambushes for ten hours just for revenge

Link news: "Heavenly Gossip Records" and "He and He in the Heavenly Realm" jointly selected the best couple of the year, His Highness Yazi and Yangyao Shenjun were all expected.

If you ask who the most powerful martial god in the world is, eight out of ten will say that it is His Highness Yazi, the ninth son of the dragon, and two of them will be the God of Yang Yao.

But if you ask the most compatible couple in the world, Yazi and Yangyao are absolutely convinced by everyone.

Except for Yang Yao himself.

I don't know who collectively fooled those full-fledged gods. He and Yazi are so innocent... Cough, except that Yazi ran to his house for two days.

The relationship between him and Yazi is as eye-catching as Xiao Ming in the arithmetic exercises, so that when other people can't see Yazi, they will always greet him very considerately, which is a cruel feeling.

So Yang Yao decided to carry out a devastating blow to these false information, and secretly killed countless editors of the entertainment edition.For example, in the middle of the night, sitting in front of the editor-in-chief of "He and Him in Counting the Heavens" holding the gloomy big white sword in his arms, he smiled warmly (strangely) and softly (differently) when he caught anyone who came out, and greeted him: Editor-in-chief, the weather is so good, how about practicing big swords with you?

As a result, on such a sunny day later, he, God Lord Yang Yao, beat up his rumored boyfriend and biological brother again.

Well, the next day's entertainment edition still lived up to expectations with the word "domestic violence".

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In the heavenly court, all the immortals are leisurely enjoying the afternoon sun. It is said that there has been no disturbance in the heavenly court for a few days, and the demons who ran rampant in the lower realms two days ago have also been cleaned up by His Royal Highness, so the leisurely life in the heavenly court is so enjoyable. The immortals also held a party for everyone to have a good rest.

When he was idle and having nothing to do, a ghost fell into the door. He hurriedly put on the hat that fell out, but he didn't notice Qing Cang Tianjun's face, his voice was so loud that the whole palace echoed: "Master Tiandi! God Lord Yao, he, he is fighting His Highness Yazi again!"

Just now, according to the ghost messenger's narration, His Highness Yazi had just dealt with Ziyu, the God of Sin, and when he was passing by the Wangchuan River in the Underworld, he met God Lord Yang Yao, and the two immediately started fighting.

"Quiet! The God Lord Yang Yao brought it here!" The fairy envoys surrounded the two sides, their faces tensed, as if they owed others several million taels.

The immortals sighed, repeating the same thing for hundreds of years, the difference is that the salary is different each time, which is still reassuring.

As the petals of a large flame flower drifted to the entire hall, a figure dressed in fiery red appeared in front of the hall as if it was bursting into flames. His hair was tied up with blue silk and hung loosely on his shoulders, and the ends of his hair were scattered. It is dark red.The eyebrows are like ink paintings, and a pair of charming peach blossom eyes swept across the immortals, and the words were already three points coquettish.

Seeing that among the immortals, some of the little immortals who couldn't stand it had fainted frequently, the man's complexion was not clear, and he frowned and shouted at the ghost guard behind him: "You soaked your head in footwashing water last night, didn't you? I told you not to follow me!"

"I, we are just on the same road... I came to find the Emperor of Heaven to return to life..." The ghost guard did not fail to catch Yang Yao's eyes all the way, but the God Lord Yang Yao had never fought with His Highness Yazi in the underworld, and he was a little excited for a while. While escorting him, he was chattering non-stop. It seemed that Lord Yang Yao had been patient for a long time.

"Shenjun Yang Yao, are you fighting with His Highness Yazi again?" The Heavenly Emperor couldn't see it, and hurriedly drew Yang Yao's attention back.

"I do not have!"

"Old Yang, just admit it, you are not a dead duck with a hard mouth, and your salary was punished badly in the end..." The Emperor of Heaven reminded him with experience, "Speaking of which, your salary will be fined after 1000 years... "

"Don't you think you have a unique sense of stupidity when you speak?" Yang Yao snorted, "If you bring up this matter again, I will chop up three hundred catties of pork angrily in front of you, and step on you into hot wheels every minute. Compared with Well, God, have you finished your summer homework?"

Emperor of Heaven: I am not a primary school student...

"Ask them how much they gambled. It's probably only a year's salary, which is enough to see how I am in everyone's hearts. If you want to talk about the reason, it's because you always don't work, God Lord Yang Yao. Thinking about the most serious fight you had with His Highness Yazi before, the first time your father god Qingcang Tianjun came down to the realm and told me that he would punish you for 500 years of salary, he was so mad..."

Before the Heavenly Emperor finished speaking, there was a soft coughing sound outside the palace gate.When the visitor approached, all the immortals fixed their eyes and saw a child who looked like six or seven years old standing at the gate of the temple.

The little boy was wearing an orange-red robe with gold trim on the sleeves. The floor-length robe fluttered with the fairy wind. She slowly moved to Yang Yao's side. There was a cute smile on her pink and jade-carved face. As soon as he saw it, he immediately turned his face away, never looking at the gloating little boy again.

"Your Highness Suan Ni, long time no see... Everyone in Dingyuntian misses you very much." The little boy smiled at Yang Yao, his clear and crisp voice concealed the evil.

Yang Yao ignored her.

"Your Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, I am the golden scale under Dingyuntian Qing Cangtianjun's seat. The name of the little god is Yunli. Now, as Dingyuntian's envoy, I am here to meet the Emperor Yangyao." The Heavenly Emperor complained just now, and said respectfully: "His Royal Highness Suan Ni, the fourth son of the Dragon, is now the God of Yang Yao, stubborn and unrepentant, with a cruel personality and many evil deeds. He has repeatedly provoked His Royal Highness Jai Zi..."

"Tsk, Father God's words can be included in the world's unknown mysteries." Yang Yao saw Yun Li talking non-stop, and knew that the God of Ding Yuntian must be educating him again, so he immediately admitted his mistake.

"Therefore, as a punishment, Yang Yao Shenjun will be executed immediately."

All the immortals were in an uproar, although Yang Yao Shenjun usually caused troubles, but such a heavy punishment all at once was too scary... Uh no, it was too scary.

Yang Yao glanced at the smiling Yunli, and sneaked up behind her to look at the scroll in her hand——

This talking carp monster!What is written on it is obviously going to the underworld to do sanitation!Yang Yao opened his mouth to yell, but found that Yun Li had imposed a speech ban. Although he could speak, he closed his mouth.

"Then, let's execute it." Yun Li raised his hand, looking as if the dust had settled.

Seeing the heavenly soldiers raising their artifacts and approaching him, Yang Yao thought about his feelings. Are these heavenly soldiers just picking shit? !Why didn't you buy some hemorrhoid cream to nourish your brain?

Yang Yao looked at the ghost animal and little god Yunli, wishing to strangle her to death right away, but he had pretended to be a new realm after a thousand years of pretending to be useless, and he didn't want to lose his merits because of this little thing, it seemed that he could only barely catch her right?This little kid won't really kill himself, right?

After setting up the barrier, Yun Li and Yang Yao said: "His Royal Highness Suan Ni, if you promise me to practice more diligently, I will remove the barrier."

He thought to himself that this carp is really annoying, and he just likes to take care of so many messy things.He is also a [-]-year-old god, so he showed the aura of the Spring Festival: "Leave me alone, have you found a partner? How much is the salary in Dingyuntian now? Shall I introduce you to a partner? "

"...His Royal Highness, please be serious." Yunli choked for a long time, and then said after a while, "Whether it is Tianting or Dingyuntian, if you promise me to practice hard and return to Dingyuntian , I will undo the seal."

"According to what you said, the zoo in the fantasy world is still short of a leading thin monkey. Do I have to rush there?"

"Look at yourself, the current Taoism is actually able to restrain you even an ordinary servant god in my world. Think about it carefully."

It was not the first time that Yunli was rejected. Withdrew the barrier, looking at Yang Yao who was still unable to make any sound, his eyes were indifferent.

"Your Highness Suan Ni, you shouldn't be like this. You know that His Royal Highness Yazi doesn't like the missions of the human world the most, but you want to provoke him at this time."

Seeing that Yun Li was becoming immune to his words, Yang Yao curled his lips, "You are the office of the Dingyuntian Neighborhood Committee for feelings? You even care about what Yazi likes, right? At your age, you should be unrestrained and love freedom, the whole world I contracted all the messy things for you?"

"His Royal Highness, please die."

Yunli turned a deaf ear, covered her lips, and had evil eyes in her big eyes.Yang Yao knew that if he didn't agree, this woman would really let the tragedy happen, so he just... just agree and forget it, anyway, it doesn't matter if she agrees or not.

He stared at Yun Li who was smiling strangely at him, his slightly hooked eyes sank, his left hand glowed red, and he was about to kill the two men in front of him——

It's just that as soon as her words fell, Yunli, who was waiting for the heavenly soldiers to deal with Yang Yao, felt a burst of light tearing the air, fierce and anxious, she flashed to the right, and a big sword flashed in front of her eyes with lightning speed. The momentum brushed by, cut off a few strands of her hair, and stuck them straight in front of the Tianbing's toes, a few minutes into the ground.

Yun Li's face was a little ugly, his eyes fell on the murder weapon, and he understood.

The Clear Water and Azure Dragon Sword...an artifact that can change its form with its owner.

Yunli felt a strong oppressive force coming, her feet became weak, and she tried her best to resist with divine power to control herself from kneeling down. This shows that the visitor deliberately released divine power to suppress her.In the heavens, there is only one who dares to do this to God——

"Yunli, the God of Dingyuntian also likes to joke?"

The visitor was wearing a dark red brocade python robe, and the black auspicious cloud pattern brocade belt around his waist was broken, so the open clothes were a little messy. The immortals in the audience were stunned.

As soon as Yang Yao saw the person standing behind him, he immediately had the urge to cry. Great, the savior is here... After thinking about it, his face turned cold again. It was this guy who made him almost be killed by this little carp. kill!

"Your Highness Yaizu, I wish you peace and well-being." Yun Li didn't feel flustered, and bowed down to pay respects to Yazi, his respectful expression couldn't find any faults.

Yazi walked up to Yunli with strides, blocked Yang Yao without a trace, and looked at the Emperor of Heaven with phoenix eyes: "Your Majesty, I'm sorry."

Before the Emperor of Heaven could react, he clasped Yunli's slender neck with his slender fingers, and said in a deliberately low voice with a slightly sandy texture: "Follow the above clearly, and if you dare to mess around, your blood It must look good on the rug on our feet."

"...Punish Lord Yan to clean the underworld to reflect on his misbehavior." Although Yunli's life was threatened, her face remained unchanged, as if the person Yazi wanted to kill was not her.

After the announcement, due to Yazi's pressure, the immortals stared at Yunli without saying a word, as if they wanted to make a hole in Yunli's body.

"Your Highness Yazi, you just fought with Ziyu Shenjun, are you in good health?" Zhu Ronggang was dragged down from Dingyuntian by Jinlin because of Yang Yao's affairs, and saw Yunli teasing Yang Yao until Yazi came over. up.

"It doesn't matter." Yazi glanced at his embarrassed self, pulled out the broken belt, shook it towards Yang Yao, and said with a half-smile: "I just need to trouble God Lord Yang Yao to mend it."

To do a full set of acting, Yang Yao just mouthed a "bah".

Yazi was stunned, walked up to him, looked down at him, Yang Yao was a little hairy, and stared at him vigorously, unexpectedly, Yazi slapped his forehead forcefully.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

The seal was broken, and he raised his eyes to look at Yazi, but saw Yazi's eyes were far away and bright, and in a blink of an eye he said that cold tone again: "It's really useless."

"Fuck you! You look good! You're rich! Have you memorized the eight honors and eight disgraces of the heavens?" Yang Yao immediately frowned, and reached out to grab Yazi's underwear. Yazi looked at him coldly, not bothered at all. Moved.

The battle between the two seemed to be on the verge of breaking out. When all the immortals were sweating, Yang Yao let out a "huh" and let go of his hands.

Yang Yao looked at the palm of his hand and remained silent. The originally silent heaven became even more strange. All the immortals looked at Yazi one after another, and they were surprised to see that Yazi's face was at a loss. The performance of the discovery... No, no, no, it's a mistake, it's a mistake!

The immortals rubbed their eyes, convinced that their eyes were broken, and as soon as they took a breath, they heard Yang Yao's furious voice explode in their ears.

"Qingcang called you to move bricks, have you moved like this? Get me on the chair over there! Immediately! Immediately!" Yang Yao said angrily, pointing to the carved sandalwood chair where the Emperor of Heaven was sitting, "You give me Stand up! If you can't stand up, do you want to lie down and talk to me?!"

Yazi was about to refute, but Yang Yao grabbed the back of his neck, and the immortals broke out in a cold sweat. You know, the back of the neck is the death spot of the dragon clan...

I don't know whether it's because the Achilles' heel has been controlled or because of other reasons, Yazi sat down on the chair obediently without saying a word.

"Your Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, God Yang Yao didn't fight with me just now." Ya Zi said as soon as he sat down.

"Shut up! Do you think I did this just to make you say this!?" Yang Yao gave him a head shot and said viciously.

All the immortals saw the blood-red palm of Yang Yao's hand that had touched Yazi's clothes before, they were all taken aback for a moment, and then they understood.

Taking a closer look, I found that the clothes on His Highness Yazi's body were not dark red, but black.

That is the blood of His Highness Yazi...

His Royal Highness Jai Zi who had just fought against the demons in the human world must not be much better, the immortals thought silently.

"Besides, according to the strength of God Lord Yang Yao, the Emperor of Heaven also knows that he can't cause harm." Ya Zi looked at Yang Yao, who was healing him with divine power, and the holy light emitted from his palm, coating him with A hazy halo.

"You are a primary school student who has won a certificate, are you proud?!"

The Emperor of Heaven quickly interrupted the two of them: "Actually, it's useless to say anything now, the things Qingcang Tianjun has already decided cannot be changed."

"He's inhumane!" Yang Yao gritted his teeth, wishing he could kill Dingyuntian Lingchiqingcangtianjun immediately.

"Tianjun Qingcang is already a god, and human nature is such a vulgar thing, so naturally there is no such thing." Yunli said slowly, and then bowed to the emperor: "The little god has something important to do, so let me take my leave."

She glanced at Yang Yao: "His Royal Highness, what the little god said just now is not my family's opinion, please think twice... Also, Goddess Yaohe has come to the lower realm, but she must not have come to look for you."

Yang Yao's face turned cold, not knowing that Ya Zi beside him was looking at him.

He squinted at Yunli, "I don't have time to look for me, didn't you see my family Yazi is beside you. Are you afraid that he will be jealous?"

Yazi did not come up in one breath.

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Well, it's not that Lao Yang can't beat carp, he's just pretending to be stupid (hey