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On Singles’ Day, many couples in the class gave out lollipops. Wu Yin brazenly recited a lot of lollipops in the name of the bachelor. When he returned home, he heard Ran Yichen say that he went out to eat, but Wu Yin didn’t like it. I ate outside, but when I thought about it, today seemed to be Singles' Day. Although it was said to be Singles' Day, there were a lot of couples on a date. Ran Yichen wanted to take himself on a date.

Thinking of this, Wu Yin immediately agreed to Ran Yichen, and before going out, he dressed up meticulously, and admired himself in the mirror for a while, thinking that he really looked like a gentleman preparing for an appointment.

The place where the two of them ate was indeed a restaurant for couples. There were a lot of people eating, and the two of them came early so they took a good seat by the window. The waiter asked if he wanted a couple set meal. Ran Yichen nodded, and the waiter withdrew, and then Many "couples" came one after another, both of the opposite sex and the same sex.

"Why are there so many same-sex couples in Dachenzi?" Wu Yin felt strange, and noticed that these people were indeed ordering couple meals, and couldn't help asking Ran Yichen. Ran Yichen pointed to the advertisement posted on the window, and said to Wu Yin: "Don't you Literate? [-]% discount on couple packages."

"It's not like everyone can sneak in and pretend to be a couple." Looking at the two long-haired girls at the opposite table, Wu Yin pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, Ran Yichen said: "This is a business opportunity. Usually, few people eat the couple set meal. Now on Singles’ Day, as long as two people order a couple package, they are considered a couple, do you know that small profits but quick turnover? This is a marketing strategy.”

In fact, many people who go to restaurants to eat couple set meals are not couples, especially when there are activities, some are to join in the fun, and some just look at the "[-]% discount" to eat couple set meals. Girls especially like to eat with couples. The girlfriends go to take advantage of this little advantage together, it is fun and not a waste of money.

"Hey, I said you wouldn't be dating me just because of this '[-]% discount'?" Wu Yin and Ran Yichen seldom date together, not to mention Singles' Day, even Valentine's Day. You must remember that after hearing what Ran Yichen said now, I really think that Ran Yichen made a date just because of the "[-]% discount".

"Your set meal is ready." Before Ran Yichen could reply, the waiter came to serve the meal. Seeing that Ran Yichen didn't speak, Wu Yin wanted to ask at first, but who knew the words were still on his lips, so Ran Yichen said: "Don't talk about food, don't sleep Yuu, eat your meal well."

After Ran Yichen said that, Wu Yin naturally thought that was what Ran Yichen meant. Although he was not depressed, the excitement just now was gone. After sitting for a while, the waiter brought another snack. He said it was a gift, and to be honest, it was a couple. The set meal for two big men is really not enough. Wu Yin is not full, so he can only use snacks to satisfy his hunger. A plate of small snacks is five yuan. Wu Yin asked Ran Yichen if he wanted to eat. I ordered half of a piece of dim sum, and then found a note in the dim sum with two words written on it: "There are more."

"Does this store also provide the service of creating a couple atmosphere?" Wu Yin didn't pay attention, and threw the small note aside, and went to eat together again after eating snacks.

There is still a little note in the block that reads: "I love you."

"I love you." Wu Yin turned over the note and showed it to Ran Yichen, then smiled, pointed to the dim sum and said, "You eat it too, see what they wrote."

"Aren't you full? You eat." Ran Yichen smiled and looked at Wu Yin: "How do you say that, watching you eat makes me very happy."

"Oh, I can still talk sweetly." Wu Yin smiled and lost his eyes, took a piece of snack, broke it open and directly took the note inside.

"Congratulations." Wu Yin handed the note to Ran Yichen again: "Guess what is written on it?"

Wu Yin blinked, Ran Yichen shook his head, Wu Yin said: "It must be written 'Dear Happy Singles' Day, and I love you'."

After speaking, he smiled at Ran Yichen, and broke another piece of snack.

"Happy birthday."

When Wu Yin saw these words, he suddenly felt his hands tremble a little. After thinking about it, his birthday seemed to be in November, but he still forgot the exact date.

"Damn, I won't be on Singles' Day, right? Dachenzi, are you being romantic?"

"Come out?" Ran Yichen reached out to pick up the note in Wu Yin's hand, raised his eyebrows, Wu Yin broke open the rest of the snacks, and really formed a sentence: "Baby, I wish you a happy birthday, and, I Love you."

"..." Wu Yin suddenly felt a little flustered, looking at the little note, he couldn't get back to his senses, Ran Yichen picked up the small snack on the plate and stuffed it into Wu Yin's mouth, and shouted: "Check out." The waiter stepped forward to check out.

When the two of them left the restaurant, Wu Yin still hadn't recovered. He heard Ran Yichen ask, "Where do you want to go?" Wu Yin then turned to look at Ran Yichen, and said after a while, "Is today my birthday?"

"You're so stupid, isn't it written today on the account?"

Ran Yichen reached out and patted Wu Yin's head: "Baby is an adult, what wish do you want me to satisfy you?"

"My birthday is unlucky. Why is it on November [-]th? No, I remember it wasn't this time when I watched it."

"Isn't this time?" Ran Yichen took out his wallet, found Wu Yin's ID card and threw it to Wu Yin: "See for yourself if it's this time."

"Damn it, it's really November [-]th." The ID number was printed on the ID card, Wu Yin frowned and underestimated a few words, Ran Yichen squeezed Wu Yin's face twice, and said to Wu Yin: "Bachelor What's wrong with the festival, didn't I take off your clothes for you?"

"Yes." Wu Yin looked at Ran Yichen with bent eyes: "Da Chenzi, will you help me realize my wish today?"

"It's like this in principle." Ran Yichen shrugged, Wu Yin raised his head and roared: "I want to have sex with you!"

"You must be sick." Ran Yichen patted Wu Yin's head and arm without thinking. Wu Yin shook his head and continued: "Aren't you an adult? On the day I became an adult, my man and I had sex outside. After finishing the room, then..." Wu Yin turned his head and looked straight at Ran Yichen: "I made him cry!" After speaking, he raised his head and laughed twice, Ran Yichen grabbed Wu Yin's collar, Pulling Wu Yin into his arms, he whispered in Wu Yin's ear, "Then let you fuck." Then he put his arms around Wu Yin's waist, and said to Wu Yin: "Go to the house."

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Copywriting: This is an era where mutated creatures are rampant

The presence of moths that reproduce on humans and golden crows heralds the end of the world

A worldwide fire caused by the Golden Crow destroyed human civilization once

Human beings can only survive by relying on IQ, EQ, force, and becoming stronger...

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Write to the protagonist: My mother is dead, and it's all up to me. (ps: this article HE)

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Write to this article: No space, no system, no rebirth, no time travel, there is teamwork, and there are lovers.

More CP, more monsters, the earth will basically return to its original state after the end of the world

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