My little attack is too boring

A certain year, a certain month, a certain day, a certain place.

Qiao Yueshan was nestled on the big sofa that can be used as a bed to watch TV dramas.Qingxiujun's face was full of hatred and resentment.There was a crackling sound of potato chips in my mouth.At this time, the plot of the sour TV series was playing on the large LCD screen mounted on the wall. .

"Please don't go! Eileen, I have always loved you, please, don't go, okay? What's so good about being flat! How is he better than me? Why? Why? Can't you like me? , I love you so much!!" When the hard-pressed and gentle male second continued.

"Don't do this, Don, I love him, I really love him! He needs me now, and I can't let him go... I'm sorry for you, I will pay you back what I owe you, but I really can't Leave him, Tang, just let me go, okay? He was betrayed by his brother, seriously injured, and his power was divided up. How can I let him go! If his lover betrays him again, he will definitely collapse! Tang, I'm really leaving, I'm sorry for you..." The heroine looked affectionate and careless, I love you too, but I can't help loving him!My favorite person is him!Oh, no, don't pester me any more, my heart hurts so much.

"Please, don't go."

"Feel sorry..."

Seeing this, Qiao Yueshan became more irritable.Throwing the remote control of the mobile phone around, he frequently looked at someone on the balcony who was making a gentle call.

I vaguely heard "Well, I will." "I know, I don't want to."

"As ordered."

The result is that Qiao Yueshan, who has a big brain hole, automatically uses someone as a prototype in his mind, and starts to fill in the bloody plot.In a daze, Qiao Yueshan, who positioned himself as the abandoned original partner, began his thoughts.

Damn!Strictly punish this little bitch! (#‵′) Damn, laughing so □□ is making trouble like that!How about cheating in front of his real card!

Obviously, he usually has facial paralysis, so he thinks that a gentle and high-quality man can fascinate little girls now! ! ! ! !

He was stunned to find out the reason why he couldn't, but Qiao Yueshan found out tragically that he really could.

simple!

straight! !

Do not! ! !

able! ! ! !

Tolerate! ! ! ! ! !

The more Qiao Yueshan thought about it, the more excited he became.Throwing away the remote control with a slap, he picked up his mobile phone.Quickly went to the end of the world and posted!

#818 The three or two things between my family and the best little bitch#

Fuck! Fuck!In the past two days, the one in my family who has left her cold and I don’t care, is talking on the phone with another lover in front of me every day!show!kindness!like!purchase!present!things!Still laughing like that□□really good!Is it really good to cheat in front of his authentic face! ! ps: The landlord is not feeling well now, please caress and comfort! (#`')Depend on

1L: Sofa, the host is okay, the host is not crying.Stand up and masturbate. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

2L: Upstairs is so fast! ! !The owner of your house is such a scumbag!Hurry up to divide is the right way! (#`')Depend on

3L: Captured one of the cute hosts, the host is not worthy of being sad for such a scumbag, so he won't cry. ~(≧▽≦)/~

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11L: The landlord touches, come, I will lend you my shoulder. ⊙﹏⊙

12L: (>^ω^<) Upstairs, I was also injured, please comfort, please bury my chest! !

13L: ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜Go away with no morals upstairs!go away!

14L: Upstairs, come on~ come on~

15L: For professional treatment of emotional injuries, please call 18xxxxxxxxx.

16L: Shit, the small advertisement upstairs, where is the management!Fork out!ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜The landlord does not cry.Stand up and masturbate.

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80L: Landlord: Thank you for your comfort, I feel better already, scumbag, shit, shit! ! ! ! ! (#`')Depend on

Seeing the consolation that came down without crying, and the accusation that condemned the scumbag, although there were a few messed up, Qiao Yueshan's BLX was cured, and he immediately replied happily.Then continue to happily reply.

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180L:==: My dear, your brain is getting bigger again.Little lover?Show affection?

181L: Landlord: I'll go, aren't you on the phone?

182L: ==: I'm behind you.

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Seeing this, Qiao Yueshan was dumbfounded. He uncontrollably dropped his phone on the sofa. Looking back, a certain paralyzed face was staring at him expressionlessly.

Qiao Yueshan's spine shivered, and the villain in his heart shouted wildly, what a tragedy, the little bitch is angry! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Hey, I don't want my ass to hurt! ! ! ! !

"Okay, Qiao Yueshan, I'll just make a phone call and you'll be out of your mind. Little lover? Show affection? Buy gifts?" Yan Lv raised his eyebrows, and found that his lover's brain is really getting bigger and bigger up.

"You put me, a sick person, on the sidelines, talking on the phone frequently with people, what's the point? Well, I will, I can't bear it, I must be in love with some little fairy again!!! (╯‵ ′)╯︵ ┻━┻" Qiao Yueshan said angrily, his handsome face was bulging with anger, and he blinked his big dark eyes.

Strict law to support the forehead, it is really a headache to have a lovely lover who can make up for the brain.

"Huh? Mother-in-law is a goblin? Isn't mother-in-law's birthday coming soon? Who is forcing you to take medicine?" Yan Lv approached Qiao Yueshan.Obviously this kid has caught a cold, so my mother-in-law was very worried, and kept calling to remind me, okay?The other party has been weak since he was a child, and his life was once in danger, so that even now, the family members are worried.Tell him from time to time to take care of someone.

Hearing this, Qiao Yueshan firmly understood that he had misunderstood, but!As a tsundere Gong, how could he admit that he was wrong!The dignity of attacking cannot be changed!Must not!cannot! ! !The little bitch must be talking too ambiguously by herself!

must be!

Yan Lu looked at a certain tsundere lover who was unwilling to admit his mistakes, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

Picking someone up and walking to the bedroom, you don't want to admit your mistake, right?Good thing.Then do it until you admit your mistake.Yan Lv, a black-bellied and big-tailed wolf, would never admit that he did it on purpose~!

Qiao Yueshan kept struggling and shouted: "What are you doing, put me down! You little bitch, do you have the heart to treat a sick child like this!!"

Strictly turn on the automatic filtering function.Close to the huge kingsize bed and smile slightly.Seeing Yan Lu's faint smile, Qiao Yueshan couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum!Yan Lu threw the man on the bed, rolled over and lay on top of him.

Qiao Yueshan looked at someone who was approaching step by step, and leaned closer, "You, you, you, don't come here." He wanted to cry but had no tears, he didn't want to lie dead on the bed for another day.

Yan Lu joyfully grabbed someone who was trying to escape, and kissed him.

"Hmm... Let go..." Qiao Yueshan struggled.

...

"Ah~ no.. no more~!" Qiao Yueshan's crisp and melodious voice sounded very charming and sexy now, and he even took a little breath.

"Hey, clamp it tight." A magnetic and sexy voice sounded.

"Hmmmm." The voice of resistance was destroyed in his mouth.

...

Qiao Yueshan woke up in the morning and found that he was alone.I saw the little note on the pillow: The porridge is hot in the pot, remember to take medicine, be good.

The person lying dead on the bed felt sweet when he saw the little note, and then shook his head, hum╭(╯^╰)╮He won't be bought by that big beast!Won't! ! !

Someone who was too lazy to get up rolled over, remembering the post he had forgotten in the corner.

He casually picked up the phone next to the bed and turned to the post.It turned out that the building was crooked. . .

183L: Σ(°△°|||)︴I, I, I found something! ! !Cool love tell me, I'm not alone! ! !

184L: (ーー゛) You are not alone upstairs! ! ! ! !I noticed that too! ! !

185L: Σ(°△°|||)︴Is the double vest the same as "the one in my family", I think it must be. hhhhhhh

186L: 〒▽〒 upstairs +1

187L: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[slapping the table and laughing]+ID number

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555L: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Shou Shou automatically brain-filled posts and found something, 2333333333 is the most loving! !

556L: Haha, hold your claws upstairs and speak out my heart, come on.Please be my 24th concubine.

557L: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Go away upstairs!! Go away! Sweet carrots are the worst╭(╯^╰)╮

558L: Oh, come on~ come on~

559L: The two upstairs show their affection! !Identified ()^)) = Convex

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1000L: To put it mildly, am I the only one who notices that the host is missing? o(╯□╰)o

1001L: (￣_￣|||) What you said upstairs seems to be true! ! !

1002L: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing] Could it be that Anger was dragged away by Xiao Gong?

1003L: Upstairs truth +1

1004L: Upstairs truth +2, maybe even playing shame paly!

1005L: Upstairs truth + 3, maybe even playing with uniforms to seduce o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing]

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3005L: Host: Pia!(o‵-′)ノ"(ノ﹏<.) You are the ones who are shamed and palyed!!!! I'm obviously attacking! It's attacking!!!

3006L: Emma, ​​I found a cute host, (づ￣3￣)づIt's morning now.

3007L: Σ(°△°|||)︴One night has passed since last night's incident!

3008L: Report to the police officer, we found a number of suspects at the scene (^^*)

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Qiao Yueshan found out that his post was just brushed away, and he even played a police game! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Sister, are you so cruel to the people around you! Do you!!!

4007L: Pia!(o‵-′)ノ"(ノ﹏<.) No more love, manually close the building. Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮I don't care about you little goblins anymore!

4008L: Emma, ​​Loulou looks like this <(￣3￣)> We love you~ Come, come, live broadcast last night

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4099L: Upstairs +10086 seek satisfaction!

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Qiao Yueshan never looked at the crooked building again.He rubbed his sore waist and dragged his limp body to wash.

Seeing the blue and purple body on the mirror, Qiao Yueshan became irritable again. (ーー゛) Fuck ヾ(｀Д) Beast!Beast!People who are sick are willing to put such a heavy hand on them! ! !

Although he also felt comfortable, but he would not admit it! ╭(╯^╰)╮No!

After washing, someone dragged his slippers and came to the kitchen. Seeing his favorite scallion and pork porridge, he curled his lips, thinking that someone has a little conscience, ╭(╯^╰)╮

After eating, someone rubbed his chubby belly, lying on the sofa without any image, turned on the TV, and started his day of rice bugs.

Now the popular gourmet show is playing on the display screen. Looking at the delicious food in it, someone who has just eaten finds that he wants to eat again.

He really wants to eat, wants to eat (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Open the mobile phone address book and call the number of the little bitch, and Perak Bala burst out a series of food: "I want to eat the pan-fried Chinese fish from Fuge's house, fried bergamot with dried shrimp skin, and fried small rolls with ginger. Salt Crispy chicken, spicy chicken wings, radish cloud ear bone soup︿(￣)￣)︿.”

Hang up immediately after speaking.No room for rebuttal at all.

Yan Lu raised his eyebrows, really like his family's style.Are you afraid that he won't remember if you say it so fast?

"..." The people in the meeting.Who will tell me that this is not true, why does the boss who never answers the phone during meetings have such a weird ringtone?And the boss immediately changed the action of hanging up the phone to answering it when he heard the ringtone?

Isn't the gentle expression on the face paralyzed really tempting to commit a crime? ! ! !

Withdrawing his thoughts, Yan Lv glanced at the eyeballs that were all over the floor, and said calmly, "Continue."

As soon as the Boss ordered, he naturally straightened his expression and forcibly suppressed the crazy desire to gossip in his heart to continue the meeting.

Aww!Who was it that called just now! ! ! !

ten!point!think!Know!road!

While listening to the report from the director of the sales department, Yan Lv thought to himself, um, the cat at home is just right, and it was a little bit harder last night, so it can't be stimulated.Why don't you go back and order noodles with Li's bone soup.

Well, Gong wants to make money to support his family, and he is responsible for being as beautiful as a flower ----- Strict love rules one.

I'm such a dutiful hacker, eh.

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