Being fed by the landlord after retiring

"Hello everyone, I am Xiao Huang, who has been a bit annoying recently! Today I came to the house of my good friend, the precious and serious food blogger 'Uncle Eric' in our daily area. I planned to have lunch, but It’s been raining today. It’s really not my style to go out for Cengfan, so I wait until the rain stops in the afternoon. Of course I can’t come to Cengfan empty-handed. I plan to buy some fruits and order online from the place of origin. , Do you have a very advanced feeling? I just don’t know why the delivery time shows that it will be delivered at seven o’clock. Can you grab this fruit?"

Xiao Huang is a relatively eccentric type. No one will find it strange that the video will be released shortly after the trailer will be linked with "Everyone's Uncle". operate.

"Old rules, the previous story should be at double speed."

"Why can't I eat and drink for free when I go to my uncle's house!"

"Until seven o'clock? Quickly check the time."

"So this video contains the voice of my uncle talking?"

"You can still see my uncle's slippers."

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After the previous synopsis, the scene transitioned, and the camera was steadily facing the doorway, sliding forward with the sound of the door opening, and then shaking violently, with the subtitle "Abnormal shooting".

"Hand slippery.jpg?"

"Ah Huang, what do you mean by throwing your uncle flat on the ground?"

The screen paused, and the dubbing of classmate Xiao Huang sounded in a barrage of "hahaha": "Due to some reasons in this video today, I finally decided not to release the original sound. Next, I will explain the situation on the scene. Although When I was doing post-production, I found that it was really difficult and a bit weird to do the commentary, but when I said this, I had already done it firmly, so everyone, let’s make do with it, and everyone is here.”

Amidst the question marks on the screen, Xiao Huang knocked on the door again, and played the music with joy, humming the music of the doorbell for everyone.

"??? Dedicated Xiao Huang opened his voice online."

"It's outrageous."

"Wouldn't it be weird if the sound was completely muted if you shoot cooking?"

"In order to pursue the true self, Xiao Huang will record and dub exactly the same meal."

"Conscience up master Xiao Huang!"

After Xiao Huang entered the door, he started his own explanation journey: "Now I have successfully arrived at the house of my good friend, who is your uncle. You can observe the floor of the entrance, which is very nicely pasted. I put on slippers when I entered the door , I also had snacks, of course, I took the snacks first and then took the shoes. Then we exchanged pleasantries, our uncle and an adult man who lived with him warmly entertained me, especially the familiar Mr. He is very enthusiastic about me, and has been asking me to eat snacks, which is the plate of snacks you see. It is said that it is made of potatoes, and it is delicious. If you are interested, you can try it yourself. I don’t know what uncle said about the process of making it. It will be announced in time, and it may pass by in a flash, in short, I ate it for everyone!"

Here, Xiao Huang puts a close-up video of the double-speed reduction of this plate of snacks. In addition to Xiao Huang, he also has a small fork in his hand and keeps forking. You can also see this clearly", and it's more about complaining about Xiaohuang and not eating it much.

After posting the video, Xiao Huang waited for a long time to read the barrage. In the small group of himself and some old fans, he saw the emoji package of quickly forking snacks many times.

Xiao Huang typed in the group: "I forgot to mention this! In fact, this is not for me, it is for him to eat in the afternoon, and then I went to eat some together."

"???"

"Xiao Huang, you are not right."

"Xiao Huang, why are you so nervous?"

"Ah Huang, come and tell everyone the reason."

"Subway, my aunt smiles and looks at her phone."

"Isn't the aunt the uncle's younger sister? You are so scheming!"

Xiao Huangxin said that if he can explain it, it is better to explain it earlier or it will be too late. Although he is a fan of Zhoushen, he must not destroy the image of Yushen in details. It’s easy to spread these things, and then it becomes another matter, I’ll add it in the comment section, I’ve always lost everything recently.”

Alas, he tried his best.

That's actually what happened that day.

Wu Ze and Li Yuqian welcomed Xiao Huang into the door, Xiao Huang greeted Li Yuqian very stiffly, the three exchanged pleasantries, and for some reason, he talked about his district server, rank and some game matters.

Because Xiao Huang is indeed an old player, Wu Ze can understand some of what he said. If it is completely in the current version, he will definitely not be able to participate. The old version can follow along.

Li Yuqian asked Wu Ze in surprise: "Have you been playing for a long time?"

Wu Ze replied: "It lasts for three or four years, but I don't play often. My little boy only comes to me to play once in a while. He said before that you are going to retire. You can't wait for the champion skin. It doesn't make sense to retire? After a pass, I haven’t looked for me for a long time, so I stopped playing.”

"Wow, are you a fan of Fish God?" Xiao Huang interjected.

Li Yuqian said shyly, "Just call your name."

Wu Ze's friends call him that in real life... It really feels like he's not humble.

Xiao Huang has the character of a fan: "That's not good, that's not good, it's better to be polite. I don't think I said it? I am a fan of Zhoushen. I feel sorry for him when I eat the things you gave me. He will be envious if he knows Crying and shouting names, I have the treatment that even the boat gods don't have!"

Wu Ze asked: "Then do you want to play games together when you have time?"

Xiao Huang suddenly lost his dignity: "I can do it anytime it is convenient for the fish god! What kind of fan is not a fan! Daddy Yu is at ease, Xiao Huang will follow!"

Wu Ze smiled and said to Li Yuqian: "Okay, I found a live broadcast for you."

"What live broadcast? Is the fish god going to sign our platform? Damn, is this first-hand news? Don't worry, I won't say it and immediately lose my memory. , I have to make up so much content, my head is bald!"

Wu Ze invited for Li Yuqian: "That's right, there should be an official announcement in a few days, and I will invite you to join us during the live broadcast."

Xiao Huang patted his chest: "That's for sure, don't worry, pay attention at any time!"

The latest installment of Xiao Huang's "Going to a Friend's House for Dinner Series" was generally a success.

Considering the preferences of the three people, Wu Ze made a combination of cheese and salty and spicy corn - Xiao Huang likes corn very much, Li Yuqian doesn't like spicy food very much, and there is also a stir-fried seasonal vegetable, a garlic chicken wing and tofu vermicelli stew, A shrimp salad with lemon. The cooking pot on his side is relatively small, and the rice is cooked in Li Yuqian's pot.

In the process of cooking and eating, Xiao Huang can only talk about it, after all, the audio collected is like this.

Xiao Huang: "You want to make corn, do you still remember that I like corn the most!"

Wu Ze: "You often mention it, I myself prefer to eat corn."

Wu Ze looked at Li Yuqian. Xiao Huang didn't understand, so he followed him. Li Yuqian was stared at by two people, so he had to express his opinion: "I generally like it."

If Xiao Huang realized something, he changed the subject: "This looks very fresh!"

Wu Ze: "He picked it himself. I didn't even get out of the car. I just found out if it's new or not."

Li Yuqian: "It's still raining, just go shopping alone."

Wu Ze: "That umbrella can't cover a single person?"

Li Yuqian: "It's windy..."

Xiao Huang: "Oh, you really bothered."

Wu Ze: "No, I'll buy something else by the way."

Xiao Huang: "Then do you think it is more convenient to buy groceries online or do you prefer to do it yourself?"

Wu Ze: "Research?"

Xiao Huang: "You are a food blogger, why don't you tell me something related to shopping and cooking."

Wu Ze: "I'm not a food blogger, but I also use grocery shopping apps. If I want to go shopping with him, I just go out and buy."

Li Yuqian: "Today's weather is suitable for using APP."

Wu Ze: "Then it's best to go to the market to buy what you want to eat."

Li Yuqian: "It's just right if I get out of the car and buy it myself."

Wu Ze: "I won't take you there next time."

Li Yuqian: "I was wrong. I didn't pay attention to the wind direction when I went out. Next time, I must pack an umbrella."

Wu Ze: "Next time it rains horizontally, it will rain in parallel."

Xiao Huang failed to interrupt the conversation several times.

What can he do, he is also very desperate, how will he edit the content he has collected!

Xiao Huang: "Uncle knows that I like to eat corn, so I specially made two flavors, double fight! Although the main reason is that some people don't like spicy food, but I am still very touched, thank you uncle! It's a coincidence that all three of them like to eat corn. I like it very much, my uncle likes it more, so whoever likes it generally."

Xiao Huang: "I heard that Uncle and the others went to the market in the morning to buy things in the rain. Uncle said it was by the way, and it was much closer than the fresh food supermarket. I didn't believe it, so I asked him what he mainly bought, and he said it was cooked at noon. If I eat it, I don’t care, there is no evidence that my uncle didn’t just pay attention to my arrival before going to make big purchases.”

Xiao Huang: "It's time to eat. This corn sprinkled with chili powder is really delicious. Some people don't like spicy food. I basically make it round. The cheese flavor is also delicious, very strong, but I mainly eat a lot of spicy ones; Shrimp salad with lemon is also delicious, very tasty, with a lot of coriander, my favorite; garlic chicken wings and tofu vermicelli pot is special for rice, you can look at this delicious sauce color, this chicken wings and tofu The hanging juice is very fragrant. It is said that a little green chili is added, which has a special fragrance. My uncle said that the stewed beef with green chili is also delicious, but I don’t know what kind of green chili it is; this green vegetable is fried just right, and the taste is very refreshing Crunchy, sweet, and the braised rice is filled with grains, which is very interesting to chew. This meal is a successful meal, thank you uncle!"

The commentary Xiao Huang is a dedicated cook, and the real Xiao Huang is the same. After all, eating with other couples, it is inevitable that if you don’t eat well, you will eat dog food.

Wu Ze asked Li Yuqian: "Is the chicken wing spicy?"

Li Yuqian replied: "There is no spicy taste."

Wu Ze: "What about tofu?"

Li Yuqian: "It's okay."

Wu Ze: "Don't pinch the chili rings."

Li Yuqian: "If you catch it, you can't throw it back..."

Wu Ze motioned him to put it in his bowl: "Is the vermicelli spicy?"

Li Yuqian: "It's okay. It's not that I can't eat spicy food at all. Now that I'm not competing, it's okay to eat occasionally."

Xiao Huang, who didn't taste spicy at all, was sucking in fans in a storm.

Wu Ze: "Don't eat the corn either, it sprinkled a lot of chili powder."

Li Yuqian: "It's true that I used a little bit of strength just now."

Wu Ze: "The action was too violent."

Li Yuqian: "It's because of great strength... Do you eat spicy food?"

Wu Ze: "A little bit."

Li Yuqian: "Then don't eat it."

Xiao Huang, who thinks the spiciness is just right, is eating corn in a whirlwind, and it's really good to eat when it's cut into strips.

Wu Ze: "This dish is a bit bland."

Li Yuqian: "That's right, eat it to clear your mouth."

Wu Ze: "Wait a minute, why don't you peel it off and give it to me, you can eat it yourself."

Li Yuqian: "I remember it was all peeled off, why is there still skin on it?"

Wu Ze: "I kept it."

Li Yuqian: "Then you eat."

Wu Ze: "The one with the skin is for the taste of the skin. Don't peel it for me."

Li Yuqian: "Oh."

Li Yuqian: "Have the shrimp threads been removed?"

Wu Ze: "Just start with the ones you dealt with. I pulled out a few, didn't you see?"

Wu Ze: "By the way, how did you go to the shrimp line so quickly?"

Li Yuqian: "Fresh ones are easy..."

Xiao Huang, who had heard some life tips, wisely avoided the skinned ones, or else he didn't see it, and the lemon cold shrimp is also a double fight.

At the end of the video, Xiao Huang, who was touched by his uncle specially cooking his favorite dish, volunteered to ask Ying, pulled up Li Yuqian’s small trolley to pick up the fruit delivered in advance by the courier, grabbed a fruit plate, and went home satisfied .

Xiao Huang: "Through this time of Cengfan, I have realized a truth. When Cengfan is done, don't say or ask anything. If you concentrate on cooking, you will get the greatest satisfaction and happiness! Thank you uncle and his family! I The fruits I bought are quite sweet, even today I can taste the sweetness, I manually draw two fans to give each a box, see you next time—”

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