youth and time

With a "boom", Zhong Chaozhou threw the schoolbag Chen Jin sent him to the ground and let out a long sigh of relief.

"..." Jiang Yufan stared at the overstuffed schoolbag on the ground, and then raised his head to look at Zhong Chaozhou, with a suspicious expression on his face, pursed his lips, and thought: Is this person really from No. [-] Middle School?I haven't seen it much, so I won't talk about it, but the seventh middle school has a lot of homework, so it's not so much.

As if seeing what he was thinking, Zhong Chaozhou explained: "In addition to homework, my mother also sent me my teaching aids and other materials."

Jiang Yufan: "..."

How does it look like you are not here to study, but to stay overnight.

The door clicked again, and Jiang Huan ran in from the outside.

Jiang Yufan: "Why did you go?"

"When I came here, I saw Zhangji beef at the door. His beef is very delicious. I didn't expect there to be a branch here." Jiang Huan smiled, holding a yellow paper bag in both hands and handing it to Jiang Yufan, "I bought it Together, let's make potato stewed beef brisket at noon!"

"..." Jiang Yufan gritted his teeth, "You ordered food before I promised to cook?"

Zhong Chaozhou raised his head when he heard the words: "What the hell? Can you cook?"

Jiang Yufan subconsciously covered his mouth that he thought was too talkative: "..."

Zhong Chaozhou blinked: "As your neighbor, can I have the honor to taste your handicraft?"

Jiang Yufan: "..."

Jiang Huan and Zhong Chaozhou looked at him with wide eyes at the same time, with bulingbuling little stars shining in their eyes. A single spark can start a prairie fire, and the light of a star can also blind people's eyes. Jiang Yufan couldn't bear that kind of look, and turned his head away in disgust. , sighed: "Let's talk at noon, I have to do my homework."

Zhong Chaozhou blinked: "What does this mean?"

Jiang Huan smiled and clapped his hands: "This means that he agreed to cook! Today is a lucky day!"

Zhong Chaozhou raised his eyebrows: "Is he very good at cooking?"

Jiang Huan shook his head pretendingly: "You will find out later! Go do your homework!"

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

Fuck, which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?

Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School is a very devil school. Its devil is that it has a lot of homework. Its cliff-like data far surpasses the middle school attached to Normal University and ranks first in Yangcheng. Students, the school compiled a detailed list of liberal arts students and science students overnight. According to the number of students, the corresponding number of homework was printed out very accurately, and handed over to the head teachers of each class, and delivered to each student very accurately.

Liberal arts students, English, Mathematics, English, Politics, History and Geography The homework of the six subjects is a set of papers produced by the teacher himself, and they are printed together into a book, which is super thick, and it can completely smash people to death. It is a perfect murder weapon.

If killing people is not against the law, Jiang Yufan's Liuheyi summer homework would already be covered in blood.

Of course, the blood belonged to Zhong Chaozhou.

Jiang Yufan divided his large desk into two, giving half to himself and half to Zhong Chaozhou.

Zhong Chaozhou was sitting not far from Jiang Yufan and doing his homework. He was writing mathematics at the moment, and it seemed that Zhong Chaozhou had completely written it in, because he would suddenly pat the table after a while, as if suddenly enlightened and had a flash of inspiration.

After a while, he would suddenly slap his thigh again, with a face full of remorse, scold "shit", and then add another sentence: "I didn't expect it to be so simple?"

After a while, Zhong Chaozhou slammed the eraser on the table, and followed Jiang Yufan's expectations: "I actually made such a low-level mistake!"

Jiang Yufan couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't need to bear it any more, he slapped his pen on the table angrily: "Can you keep your voice down? It's so noisy! Why do you make so much drama when you're doing homework?"

Jiang Huan was sitting on the sofa, holding Dazai Osamu's "No Place in the World" in his hand, looking up with interest.

It's rare to see Jiang Yufan talking so much to people she doesn't know well. As a good sister of 24 Xiao, of course she will focus on watching this scene... No, things.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Zhong Chaozhou covered his mouth, and his voice came out through his fingers, sounding muffled, "I'm used to it, I must pay attention!"

Jiang Yufan glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, took a deep breath, and let it out slowly: "There is still an hour, and I will cook in another hour. If you still want to eat, next You keep quiet for an hour, if I hear you say a word again, not only will I not have your meal at noon today, but I will throw you back to your house, believe it or not?"

Zhong Chaozhou nodded quickly when he heard the words, and covered his mouth even tighter. Jiang Huan felt that Zhong Chaozhou was about to suffocate himself to death.

Jiang Huan leaned on the sofa, covered his face with a book, his shoulders trembled, and he couldn't help but want to laugh.

Why did Jiang Yufan and Zhong Chaozhou get together so interestingly?

People have to bow their heads under the roof.

In order to get food, Zhong Chaozhou covered his mouth for an hour.

An hour later, Jiang Yufan got up and went out. Before leaving, he turned his head and looked at Zhong Chaozhou with disgust on his face: "If you can't think about it and want to suffocate yourself to death, please go out. If you want to die, find another place, not my house."

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

Jiang Huan just "poofed" and laughed extremely unkindly.

Zhong Chaozhou put down his hand, with a confused face, pointed at Jiang Yufan's back, and asked, "Is his mouth so poisonous?"

Jiang Huanxiao was out of breath, she got up, put the book back on the bookcase, and patted Zhong Chaozhou on the shoulder: "There are more poisonous ones that you haven't seen before! Get used to it early! Hahahahahaha!"

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

Brother and sister are indeed brothers and sisters.

So unsympathetic!

Here Jiang Yufan has just started cooking, and Chen Jin’s meal next door has already been prepared. The smell of sauerkraut fish and braised pork ribs was brought to Jiang Yufan’s yard by the breeze. The fish tank swallowed very disappointingly.

Zhong Chaozhou raised the small fish tank, and looked at Bu Bu Bu Bu in the fish tank through the glass: "You really love to spit bubbles, and you haven't stopped since the beginning. Little bastard, tell me, your master is cooking Why so slow?"

"As I said before, it's a tortoise, not a bastard, and it has a name."

Jiang Yufan stood behind Zhong Chaozhou, his voice was cold, and his body exuded low air pressure.

Jiang Huan sat on the small bench and narrowed his eyes comfortably.

Oops, I felt the temperature drop in an instant.

so cool.

"Oh my god!" Zhong Chaozhou jumped up in fright and almost threw the small fish tank out, "Why are you walking so silently? You scared me to death!"

Jiang Yufan quickly grabbed the small fish tank and hugged it into his arms: "If you think I'm slow in cooking, you can go home and eat."

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

Jiang Yufan was still wearing a white apron. He put the small fish tank on the stone table under the tree and turned to enter the kitchen.

"Hey!" Zhong Chaozhou chased after him, "I'll just say it casually, don't be angry, I..."

With palms facing outwards, Jiang Yufan made a stop gesture and asked, "Can you cook?"

"will not."

"If you don't, don't go into the kitchen. I'm afraid you'll blow up my kitchen."

"..."

Jiang Huan rested his chin on one hand, poked the glass of the fish tank with the other to play with Bubbles, and said lazily, "Don't worry, he's not angry."

"Not angry?" Zhong Chaozhou sat down beside Jiang Huan, "I think he looks very bad."

"He's like that." Jiang Huan said with a smile, "The main reason is that you are not familiar with him yet. He has the same expression on people who are not familiar with him. It will be fine when you get familiar with him." Jiang Huan said, winking at Zhong Chaozhou, "If the two of you have a very good relationship in the future, maybe he can act like a baby to you!"

behave in a spoiled manner?

Zhong Chaozhou was bewildered, and Jiang Yufan's cold and coquettish appearance appeared in his mind, and he shuddered all over.

Kind of creepy.

It is the feeling of myocardial infarction.

Looking at Zhong Chaozhou's expression of being overwhelmed, Jiang Huan probably guessed what he was thinking, and burst out laughing: "Xiaofan is very cute when he acts coquettish. Trust me. If he is really coquettish, unless the reinforced concrete , otherwise no one can stand it."

Zhong Chaozhou was suspicious: "Really?"

"Really! I swear!" Jiang Huan held up three fingers of his own, "No fool!"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Yufan walked out of the kitchen with a plate of garlic broccoli, and put the dish on the stone table, "What are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, I just told Zhong Chaozhou that your cooking is very, very delicious." Jiang Huan couldn't see the slightest lying expression on his face, "Where's my potato stewed beef brisket?"

"It's being stewed, it'll be ready soon." Jiang Yufan pointed to the corner of the wall, "There's a big parasol over there, let's set it up, in case something falls on the tree."

Before Jiang Huan could speak, Zhong Chaozhou got up and went to the corner, very gentlemanly, Jiang Huan followed Jiang Yufan to the kitchen, and brought out three bowls of rice.

Zhong Chaozhou sat at the stone table, staring straight at the pot of stewed beef brisket with potatoes on the table.

"You...you did it?"

Jiang Yufan glanced at him: "Miss Tianluo made it."

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

Jiang Huan: "Pfft."

With a bitter face, Zhong Chaozhou added a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth. After savoring it carefully for a while, he put down the bowl with a "snap", and patted Jiang Yufan's shoulder vigorously: "This taste! Absolutely! It's better than my mother's." It's delicious! Amazing!"

Zhong Chaozhou happened to pat Jiang Yufan's right shoulder, so hard that Jiang Yufan shook his right hand, and the beef fell directly to the edge of the table with a "snap", and then fell to the ground vertically.

Jiang Huan: "..."

Jiang Yufan: "..."

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

The corners of Jiang Yufan's mouth twitched, and he took a few deep breaths, restraining again and again, exhausting his whole life of self-cultivation, and suppressing the urge to beat someone in his heart, because of his extreme restraint, Jiang Yufan's voice sounded a bit gnashed: "You ..."

Zhong Chaozhou immediately confessed: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shut up, I will eat well!"

Four in a row.

perfect.

Jiang Yufan closed his eyes and put his chopsticks on the bowl.

Jiang Huan: "..."

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

Under Zhong Chaozhou's terrified gaze, Jiang Yufan stood up, his voice trembling slightly: "I'm going to get something to drink."

Jiang Huan blinked, with a sweet voice, typical of watching the excitement without taking too much trouble, standing and talking without pain in the back, and shouting to Jiang Yufan: "Apple juice at room temperature, thank you!"

Zhong Chaozhou: "..."

Jiang Yufan: "..."