The villain is not allowed to hug

Chapter 14 Bitten by a Pig

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The carriage is bumpy, the fingertips are warm, and the touch of the hands is smooth and delicate. Xie Yunxiao's face is like an egg that has been peeled off its shell, smooth and shiny, plus a little sick, like quick white jade. Will not forget that touch.

Xie Yunxiao stepped back a bit, trying to avoid Shen Feng's movements, but the owner of that hand obviously didn't want him to succeed, and then hit his face again.

Just when Shen Feng was lost in the beauty and couldn't extricate himself, the carriage suddenly stopped for no reason, a smile flashed in Shen Feng's eyes, and he threw himself on Xie Yunxiao as if uncontrollably.

The cold fragrance was tangy, mixed with some medicinal fragrance, Shen Feng couldn't help but buried in Xie Yunxiao's neck and took a deep breath, wrapped his arms around his waist and touched his legs with the other, it could be said that he had eaten a lot of tofu.

Xie Yunxiao turned his face away, with a faint blush on his cheeks, he buzzed: "Ah Feng, get up, I'm not feeling sick."

Shen Feng raised his head and saw this beautiful and delicious scene, his body became stiff instantly, he got up quickly, and shouted: "How do you drive?!"

Turning his back quickly, he was about to walk out of the carriage: "I'll go and have a look."

Damn, put a knife on the head of the word, you can't live by doing your own crimes!This little black rabbit is too good at pretending!

It happened that someone outside opened the curtain and came in, Feng Xingze poked his head in and said, "Second Highness, it's getting late today, there is a mountain stream ahead, why not rest here tonight."

"Yeah." Xie Yunxiao lowered his head slightly, so that Feng Xingze couldn't see his face clearly.

After finishing speaking, Feng Xingze saw Shen Feng get off the carriage from the other side of the curtain without saying a word, Feng Xingze didn't think much about it, and got out of the carriage after hearing Xie Yunxiao's consent to make arrangements.

But at the moment when the curtain was completely lowered, Xie Yunxiao took out a handkerchief and wiped his ears and neck, and shattered the handkerchief into ashes without any trace.

Where is the shyness in front of Shen Feng in the eyes?Even the kindness towards Feng Xingze disappeared completely, and there was only a gloomy and cold look in the eyes looking at the curtain.

After marching to rectify, the mountain stream and clear spring fell from the water waterfall, which is quite suspected to be the posture of the Milky Way falling nine days.

Shen Feng found a clean stone by the spring and sat down, meditating in his heart: freedom, democracy...

The cool evening wind hit his body with moisture, and after a long time, the inexplicable fire on his body slowly subsided. Looking at the reflection in the water, Shen Feng was silent for a long time, and it was so strange to see it from a distance. desolate.

Sansan noticed that her host had been quiet for too long, and felt something was wrong, so she asked, "Host, what's wrong with you? If you have any questions, you can discuss it with Sansan."

Shen Feng still didn't speak, but the frown became tighter and tighter, and the seriousness and sadness for a while made Sansan feel a little scared.

Ask again: "Is the host thinking about the mission?"

Still no answer.

Its own host still understands that whether it is in modern times or after time travel, it has a very fast adaptation speed, and it always seems to be careless, as if nothing can enter its mind.

Thinking of his host's experience from childhood to adulthood, he suddenly became taciturn. Could it be that he just got angry?Depressed?

Just as Sansan was thinking wildly, Shen Feng suddenly asked again and again: "Little San, do you think I'm good-looking?"

"It should be considered pretty, but why didn't Xie Yunxiao respond to me?"

"Or... Xie Yunxiao lost all three legs?"

"No wonder the world has collapsed and there are no women around him. It seems that I guessed it right."

"But it's okay, I just need to be gentle with him on the bed, hehe, the madman is also very tender."

"..." Sansansan felt that the operation of his system had come to a standstill, and it was still searching for "how to break it when suddenly depressed", hehe, it shouldn't worry about this heartless thing.

Shen Feng talked to himself in his mind, and noticed that the system didn't respond, so he asked: "Little San, you said that the little black rabbit has not responded to being teased by a handsome guy like me, is he very sad, the system can repair my body , can you help the little black rabbit to fix the function, or else a lot of fun will be lost."

[-] used to think of itself as an emotionless system, but now it doesn't think so anymore, it understands why there are violent incidents in a society ruled by law...

"The host's request is invalid." Sansansan said indifferently: "Another reminder, the system shows that Xie Yunxiao is a straight man, please don't delay the mission."

Shen Feng said with a smile: "Straight men don't have a third leg, so wouldn't they be bent too? Don't worry, the lunatic can still distinguish between primary and secondary. I know it well, but it won't hurt to try."

Three three three "Zi Zi" electricity flashed, and then there was no sound.

But there was another sound of footsteps behind him. Shen Feng looked back and saw Feng Xingze coming over with two grilled fish in his hands. parabola.

Shen Feng raised his hand to take it, sniffed it, and said with a smile, "Thank you."

One mouthful of oil is full of color, fragrance and taste, which is a little pleasantly surprised. After thinking about it, I understand that wild fish should be plump.

Feng Xingze found a stone at random and sat down, and said proudly: "My young master just roasted one more piece, it would be a pity to throw it away if he couldn't finish it."

"Yo yo." Shen Feng teased: "I didn't expect our little general Feng to roast a good fish, which is my blessing today."

"Hmph, it's good to know." Feng Xingze stole Mimi glanced at the smiling Shen Feng, pouted, with a bit of arrogance in embarrassment: "Just take it as a thank you for exempting me from punishment." Thank you."

He was very drunk that day, and it is said that Shen Feng carried him back to the city lord's mansion. When he entered the mansion with his front foot, his father knew about it with his back foot. Since he was sent to throw him into the kennel.

When he woke up the next morning, he thought it was Shen Feng who was playing tricks on him. He wanted to go to Shen Feng to settle the score, but when he just got out of the kennel, his father almost broke his leg with a long gun, and made him kneel in the yard to ransack the house Law.

Originally it was inevitable to beat him up, but Shen Feng came out to intercede, and he didn't know what he had whispered to his father, anyway, his punishment was spared.

Speaking of that night, Shen Feng looked at Feng Xingze with a smile in his eyes, and said: "Then I will accept it, I just hope that Little General Feng will not be stupid when he gets drunk in the future."

"Nonsense!" Feng Xingze's eyes widened like a kitten with blown fur: "My young master's wine has always been very good."

Shen Feng nodded, and said with a smile as if agreeing: "Yeah, very good, I want to drink while holding a beautiful woman, and I want to be sworn brothers, what do you say I will call you by your baby name in the future, and you will call me big brother, and you will blow people's eyes. I smashed the table and smashed other people's stools, but I lost all the money."

Seeing Feng Xingze's eyes full of disbelief, Shen Feng spoke even more vigorously.

"It's as heavy as a pig, and my back hurts from carrying it. I'm not honest, and I say I'm a fish swimming in the water, and I'm a bird flying in the sky."

He also shook his head and sighed: "I have to climb other people's pigpens, saying that I want to hunt for treasures. I see that your skills are not very good on weekdays, but I didn't expect that you would be the best when you are drunk."

These words Shen Feng did not lie, but...

When Feng Xingze was making a fuss on his shoulder, he threw it on the ground and dragged him away, and only carried it back to the gate of the City Lord's Mansion.

As for going to the pigsty, as he described, he didn't stop him, but saw a lot of excitement. It was also the first time he knew that pigs can bite people's butts, and he also witnessed the historic human-pig war.

Feng Xingze blushed with anger, he refused to believe it, stomped his feet and said, "Slander! You are slander! Then what evidence do you have?"

"Evidence?" Shen Feng glanced at Feng Xingze's butt as if thinking, and said, "You really think your butt was bitten by a dog?"

Feng Xingze was stunned. He woke up that morning and felt pain in his buttocks. Seeing himself in the kennel, he instinctively thought that he had been bitten by a dog.

But now it seems not so sure...

Keba asked, "No, what else?"

"Tsk." Shen Feng teased deliberately: "Others are being bullied by pigs, but you are lucky. You are still angry when you are bitten by a pig on the buttocks. If you insist on biting back, it took me a lot of effort to stop you. "

Feng Xingze touched his butt subconsciously when he heard about it, and when he remembered to apply the medicine to himself, the servant seemed to have said: "This dog's teeth are really big, but luckily it didn't bleed."

Now I suddenly want to understand why there is no bleeding...

Feng Xingze was angry: "Then, why don't you pull me?"

Shen Feng shook his head, helplessly said: "Then I have to hold back."

Feng Xingze stared at Shen Feng angrily, and said: "If you tell the third person about this, I will tell the Second Highness that you are obedient and obedient!"

"Oh?" Shen Feng said indifferently: "Do you think the Second Highness will believe me or believe that a drunkard saw it?"

"You!" Feng Xingze's angry eyes seemed to be breathing fire, he grinded his teeth and sucked blood, wishing he could swallow the person in front of him alive: "What do you want?"

"Don't worry, I didn't intend to tell anyone about this." As he said, he rubbed his neck while eating fish, and shouted, "Oh, my body is falling apart after sitting in the carriage for a few days. If only someone could give me a pinch."

This little fool was raised too innocently, it seems that he still needs to practice.

"..." Sansansan: It would be a catastrophe for him to meet you...

Feng Xingze's chest was violently heaved by anger, and finally he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! I'll squeeze your shoulders!"

He came here to deliver food, but he didn't expect that he would deliver it to someone else to be a servant girl. The dignified young master of the Feng family, apart from having suffered in front of his own father, has never lost face in front of others!

But now that he was humiliated in front of an outsider for no reason, he still didn't dare to vent his anger, no matter how he thought about it, he felt aggrieved.

"Easy! How about you make the dough?" Shen Feng commanded: "To the right, a little to the right, um, that's right, that's it."

And beside the carriage in the distance, a pair of eyes are staring closely at the picture on Shanquan's side.

Xie Yunxiao was sitting in a wheelchair, holding a roasted sweet potato in his hand. Compared with the mountain spring, it was much cleaner, but he didn't know how many calculations were hidden under the gentle smile in front of the soldiers.

[The author has something to say: Chapter 13 is locked, uu don't worry, it is already under review, get used to it as soon as possible, I feel that the back is dangerous (>﹏<), a small tease in two days, a big tease in three days, it is estimated to take Often locked (╥﹏╥)]

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