I, Zhongli, wander the world

Osamu Dazai did not expect that the operator Fukuji Sakurachi left behind was such a... delicate person.

From the first time I saw him, I said seriously, "As a hunting dog, you still need to exercise more", and then I was easily attracted by the wild dogs fighting on the side of the road during the speech. Under the meticulous appearance of the military and police, it is completely random and unreliable.

Osamu Dazai even once suspected that the enemy was full of cattle and horses.

But fortunately, the Suguang Tiechang military police quickly proved with practical actions that he is not as unreliable as usual in doing things. The formally trained hound has good tracking and coordination capabilities, and soon According to the intelligence screening, he took over part of the intelligence network that originally belonged to the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and followed this network to find a comprehensive list of organizations that had recent accidents.

"From the analysis of the time and distance when the fog appeared...and the location of the accident...plus the changes in logistics..." The young military and police were seriously analyzing, and Osamu Dazai leaned over to carefully look at the rules, and suddenly found that something happened. There is an organization belonging to Tiaoye Caiju on the list of organizations.

Ah, how miserable.

Thinking of this without sympathy, Osamu Dazai moved his gaze to the young man's face again.

The military police with keen senses immediately raised their heads, "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"

"Ah, no, it's nothing." Osamu Dazai said slowly, "Just seeing the mark on your face, I suddenly remembered that making tea with plum blossoms seems to be good for physical exercise."

"Is that so? I see. Thank you very much for your information, Dazai-kun." Suehiro Tetsun nodded seriously, "Then let's continue..."

—he believed it very calmly.

The target is so easy to fool, Osamu Dazai rarely has a conscience.Then he pointed to a place, "If this is the case, I think this is the most likely place."

That's exactly where Zhongli's "church" is located.

Suehiro Tiechang carefully looked at the map in his hand, his eyes lit up slightly, "Yes, it is indeed here, you are really amazing, Mr. Dazai."

——It was upgraded to "Mr."

Just as Osamu Dazai was thinking about it, he heard Suehiro Tiechang immediately say: "I originally disapproved of the captain's proposal that you join the hound, because you are just an ordinary civilian who has never fought, and even one of my hands Nothing compares, joining the Hound is courting death."

Osamu Dazai:?

"But now I've changed my mind. Your brain is very good, so it's okay even if you can't fight." Su Hiroshi reached out to pick up the military cap next to him, and raised the long knife to hang on his waist. Let's go, is there anything else you need to explain?"

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "Then tell sir, I've prepared a meal, and I want to invite Mr. Zhongli to come back for dinner."

Suehiro Tiechang set off, and resolutely let Osamu Dazai, who was worth a goose in force, stay in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

With the time-limited privileges of the military and police, Osamu Dazai was mostly unimpeded even in the supernatural and secret service class. Soon, he slipped into the command room of the magic class specially approved for Tokyo.

It was said to be the command room of the Tokyo Division, but even Xia Youjie, the biggest immediate boss, ran to the front line.There were only a few clerks busy in the command room, and the one sitting at the top was Ango Sakaguchi, a former member of the magic class.

He saw Dazai Osamu who was poking around the door at a glance.

"Ah, you are the one next to Mr. Zhongli..." The young man froze for a moment, and then said seriously: "Leave quickly, even if you have authority, this is not a place where you can mess around."

The senior Xia You on the front line was still rushing to exorcise the curse spirit, he, who was in charge of the overall situation, didn't have the time to coax the children!

"Ah, don't say that, I'm not here to play." Dazai Osamu walked slowly to the console relying on the fact that no one dared to bully him, and leaned slightly to look at Ango Sakaguchi who was sitting on the chair.

"For the next action, I have a few suggestions, do you want to try and listen?"

It's time to earn some reputation for his future work.

Everything came and went quickly, even to the point of drama.

The sudden wave of curse spirits almost set off the territory of the entire Yokohama organization. After all the curse spirits were dealt with by the magic class, no organization dared to stand out for a while.And on the second day of this spell wave, the port mafia officially announced that the inheritance of 5000 billion was completely in their hands.

This kind of falsification of news is meaningless, and whether the already powerful port mafia will face a joint crusade by other organizations or use the 5000 billion to become the boss of Yokohama is a matter of later.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, who was on fire everywhere, was also beaten into the ground by Nakahara Nakahara who was furious that day. Fortunately, the good boy Nakahara Nakahara was still awake, and he was saved by the Special Agents Section, but that photo Obviously, the face needs to be repaired by someone with healing abilities.

"It is said that they were guarded, but even so, they still clamored to see Nakaya. Later, they were suggested by the magic class to temporarily seal them in their sealing room."

Dazai Osamu was stirring the container containing the egg flower in his hand, and said: "The current situation is that the top management is divided into two parties to scold, but I guess they can't keep him locked up for long."

"After all, it has strategic significance." Edogawa Ranpo puffed his cheeks angrily, "That Russian with such a long name can actually make the case catch me! Those people are not rigorous like this, they deserve to learn a lesson."

The assignments of him and Ayatsuji pedestrians have been entangled in complicated cases one after another, and even those who exercise power do not know that they have been used. They are so stupid that they are so stupid that they are so smart.

"Speaking of Dazai, when did you get in touch with the Hound?" Nakahara Chuya asked curiously.

He had also heard something about the hound unit that suddenly joined in this time.

Anyone who has watched TV must know Fukuji Sakurachi, and anyone who knows a little bit will know which unit the other party belongs to.Boys who are in their adolescence love to fantasize about becoming some kind of hero. Efukuchi Sakurachi is a well-known popular character among the male classmates in Chuya Chuya.

Central Plains did not worship this man, but after hearing a lot, he naturally became a little curious.

"We met each other when we were in danger before, and he saved me." Osamu Dazai smiled flawlessly.

The depressed Edogawa Ranpo looked even more depressed.

Oda Sakunosuke, who had been writing with his head down, suddenly raised his head and said, "Dazai, your chicken soup is ready."

"Oh! Thank you Odasaku for the reminder!"

Osamu Dazai immediately stuffed the egg drop in his hand to Chuya Nakahara who was beside him, and rushed into the kitchen.

"...Ah, I suddenly remembered that there are still case reports that have not been sorted out." Edogawa Ranpo suddenly stood up, "The orphanage is a bit far from the detective agency, so I won't eat this chicken soup, you can eat it first, I will gone."

As he said that, he looked at Zhong Li who was studying with Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima on the other side of the sofa, "Mr. Zhong Li, do you want to go together?"

Nakahara also looked at Edogawa Ranpo inexplicably, not quite understanding why he went back to the detective agency to sort out the report with his husband.

Zhongli raised his head when he heard the words, "It's okay, I'm also looking forward to Zhi's skills, if there's something urgent about Luanbu, just leave first."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Zhongyuan Zhong also inexplicably heard a hint of comfort in that voice.

The brown-haired boy who was out of shape was even more inexplicable.

So when Osamu Dazai came out with a bowl of chicken soup, there was already one less diner in the restaurant.

"Haha, here comes the chicken soup... Hey, where is Luanbu?"

Putting the steaming "Vital Stewed Chicken" on the table, Osamu Dazai looked at the rest of the people questioningly.

"Ranpo said he was going to sort out the report of the case, so he left first. It looked really urgent." Oda Sakunosuke replied, and finally sighed with Nakahara Nakaya: "It's really strict, the detective agency. Nakaya It’s hard work to be busy with school and work at the same time.”

"...No, no, Mr. Oda, you misunderstood." Nakahara Chuya mechanically stirred the egg flower, not knowing what to say.

Osamu Dazai reached out to take the container, and finally fried a scrambled egg with butter, and said happily after serving it on the table: "Okay, the dishes are all ready now, let's eat quickly."

He secretly practiced the craft for a long time, and finally he was able to fully show it to Mr. Zhongli!

Zhongli picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and ate the meal full of love and energy made by the child without changing his expression.

Others also started to move.

"For beginners, the color of this scrambled egg is golden, the fragrance is light but long-lasting, and the entrance is also smooth and tender, salty and sweet, but the firepower inside is not enough, the egg liquid is slightly wet, and still needs to be strengthened." Zhongli said slowly. Tasting every dish, and seriously pointing out the shortcomings of the dishes, until the last bowl of chicken soup.

"Well, it's rare for the chicken soup to fully cook out the delicious flavor of the chicken and lock it in the soup. The small ingredients are also just right, and the presentation is also particular..." He said slowly, "It's just, if It's not as fast, maybe better."

No one could hear his last words.

Up to Sakunosuke Oda, who was eating slowly, and down to Atsushi Nakajima, who was following the meal, everyone collapsed motionless on their seats, with a bowl of half-drinked chicken soup in front of them, even Dazai Osamu, the chef, was lying on the table. If Zhongli hadn't helped him in time, even his face would have been buried in the bowl.

Zhongyuan Zhongye leaned his head on the back of the chair, his whole face was wrinkled, and he murmured with a trembling voice like a ghost seeking his life: "Tai...zai...zhi..."

"...not very good at crisis response." In the end, Zhongli, who was the only one who finished the bowl of soup, commented this way.

When they woke up the next day, everyone except Zhong Li had their memories of eating the previous day wiped out.

According to Nakajima Atsushi to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "It seems to have a nightmare of being chased and bitten by a tiger."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke tightened his face, not wanting to express any opinion on this.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at his manuscript, touched his head again, and finally looked at his right hand, a little suspicious that he was writing in a dream.

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai's face and said in a daze, "I don't know why, but I always want to beat you up, and I'm sure it's your fault."

Osamu Dazai didn't want to talk, Osamu Dazai couldn't remember anything, Osamu Dazai quickly slipped away.

This walk went directly to the hound's base camp.

Fukuji Sakurachi, who came back from a business trip abroad, expressed a high welcome to Dazai Osamu, and Okura Yeko, who came back from the business trip, also had some impressions of Dazai Osamu, a smart kid, and laughed and patted Dazai Osamu on the shoulder and said: "This Isn’t it still here, kid! Don’t worry, the captain is a good captain and will not treat you badly.”

"Joining the hound can also improve your physique through surgery, at least you can beat geese." Suehiro Tetsuchang is also sincerely happy for Osamu Dazai.

After a few days of buffering, Dazai Osamu, who has completely adapted to Suehiro Tetsuchang's character design, smiled brightly, "Oh, oh, that's really a lot to bear. But please forgive me for the surgery."

Fukuji Sakurachi frowned slightly, "What's the matter, Dazai-kun, although your intelligence and supernatural powers are completely enough to stay in the hound army, the task of the hound is not a child's play, at least the surgery will give you the power to protect yourself. "

"Well, it's not that I don't want to."

Osamu Dazai scratched his cheek in some embarrassment, then pulled out the knife hanging from Suehiro Tiechang's waist with his backhand, and slashed towards his wrist.

With a sound of "dang", the knife was directly bounced off by his flesh and blood.

"Mr. Zhongli gave me a talisman before, but it wasn't enough, and then he merged with me for some reason. Now I'm invulnerable~"

The black-haired boy smiled and waved his intact hand, which seemed to show off no matter how you looked at it.