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Lu Ze didn't wait for Liang Xiao's news, and was about to put on headphones to do his hearing, when there was a knock on the dormitory door.

He raised his head and said loudly, "Come in."

I thought it was the dormitory next door who came to visit, but Jiang Yijie opened the door and walked in. Lu Ze was stunned and asked in confusion, "Why are you here?"

Jiang Yijie had two dark circles under his eyes, Lu Ze looked at him and said, "Did you get dumped?"

"Do I have a partner?" Jiang Yijie asked lightly.

Lu Ze smiled and leaned back, stretched, "It seems not."

"you……"

Jiang Yijie hesitated to speak, but Lu Ze became more serious, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

Jiang Yijie pulled the chair next to him and sat down, without looking at him, "Don't you say that you like men is fake, why did you suddenly have a boyfriend?"

"Someone took a picture." Lu Ze said.

"Ah."

"You didn't recognize who that person was?" Lu Ze asked.

Jiang Yijie frowned and thought about it for a long time, "Is it the one who sent us to the hotel that night?"

Lu Ze nodded, "That's him, I asked him to pretend to be my boyfriend."

Jiang Yijie didn't say anything, Lu Ze stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, "What's the matter with you? Did you stay up all night last night?"

Jiang Yijie rubbed his face, "No, I just don't understand you. Didn't I always like girls before? How did you accept it so quickly..."

Lu Ze smiled twice, leaned his chair back, and dangled his front legs, "Don't say you don't understand, I don't understand, anyway, it's quite inexplicable, it's just like this, it's pretty good, it shouldn't be The girl chased me..."

Jiang Yijie raised his foot and tapped the back of his chair, "Don't shake."

Lu Ze clicked his tongue, "I'm not as stupid as you."

When he was in high school, Jiang Yijie used to sway like this while doing the questions. In the end, he was too involved in the questions, and he just leaned over and brought the desk down. Lu Ze was sitting next to him at that time, laughing for a whole day. It's funny.

He laughed to himself for a while, and found that Jiang Yijie was looking at him helplessly. He raised his hand and patted Jiang Yijie's shoulder, "Brother Jie, what's wrong with you today, what's on your mind?"

"No," Jiang Yijie yawned, "I just didn't sleep well, I was too sleepy."

He stood up and said, "I'm going back first, to catch up on sleep, and I have to go to class in the afternoon."

"Help me take out the trash." Lu Ze said.

Jiang Yijie clicked his tongue, bent down and picked up his garbage bag, walked to the door and turned around and said, "Lu Ze, why can your friend pretend to be your boyfriend? Is he gay?"

"No," Lu Ze said, "Actually, this is his business."

Jiang Yijie was stunned, "What business? Pretending to be someone else's boyfriend?"

"Well," Lu Ze nodded, "you can play with him or chat with you, you can also meet your parents, ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend, etc. He is very handsome, the price may be a bit expensive, and his professional ability is absolutely fine. If you have friends who are not from our school and need this kind of business, you can come to me, he confiscated my money yesterday, I want to help him introduce some customers."

Jiang Yijie was still stunned for a while after hearing this. He seemed very shocked by this profession. When he left, he scraped his sleeve on the doorknob and almost broke it.

Lu Ze waited for him to leave before remembering to look at his phone. Liang Xiao never replied to him. Looking at his two words, he also felt that something was wrong. Yesterday he took Liang Xiao for a walk around the school. In the circle, Liang Xiao probably caught a cold at that time, so he had to take care of it no matter what.

Lu Ze: [Brother Xiao? ]

Lu Ze: [Are you asleep? ]

Lu Ze: [Is the fever serious? ]

Liang Xiao: [No]

Liang Xiao: [Not serious, low fever]

Lu Ze: [Sorry, I shouldn't have taken you for a stroll yesterday]

Liang Xiao: [My own question]

Lu Ze sighed, when Liang Xiao was not working, he could always quickly end the topics that could have been talked about.

He said: [I will not bother you, you have a good rest]

Liang Xiao answered him with a "hmm", Lu Ze put the phone aside, and within 2 minutes it rang again.

Liang Xiao: [What kind of banana is that, it's delicious]

Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, why everyone loves to eat bananas, apples are sweet and crunchy, aren't they delicious?

He quickly replied: [Xiaomi Xiaojiao, I will get you some after you finish eating]

Liang Xiao: [No, I've already finished eating, I want to buy something myself]

Lu Ze: [? ? ? ]

Lu Ze: [Eat two handfuls of millet bananas so quickly?Do you eat it as a meal? ]

Liang Xiao: [Hmm]

Lu Ze was typing while laughing, his hands were a little clumsy, Liang Xiao sent another message: [I got up at noon and was too hungry, there was nothing to eat at home, so I ate the fruit you gave me]

Lu Ze was stunned for a moment, deleted the words he typed before, and asked: [You didn't eat lunch?Just eat fruit? ]

Liang Xiao: [Hmm]

It took Lu Ze a long time to say: [Awesome. . .No matter how delicious it is, it can’t be eaten as a meal, you still have a fever, you need to eat something serious]

Lu Ze: [Aren't you good at taking care of others? Why are you so foolish when you are sick?]

Liang Xiao returned a voice message this time, the voice sounded normal, but the tone could tell that he was sick: [Taking care of myself only costs money, not earning money]

Lu Ze also replied to his voice: [Did you lose money?Let’s order a takeaway, there’s a porridge shop that tastes good, it’s near your home]

Liang Xiao asked: [What's your name? ]

Lu Ze glanced at the time: [Wait, let me search first]

He searched on the delivery software, and saw that the porridge shop had delicious stuffed buns and beef patties, all kinds of congee and so on, so he told Liang Xiao the name of the store: [The beef patties are delicious, if you have You can eat this if you have an appetite, if you don’t have an appetite, order porridge with preserved egg and lean meat]

Liang Xiao changed it into text: [Have an appetite, thank you]

Lu Ze: [Give me the address]

Liang Xiao: [? ]

Lu Ze's tone was strong: [I'm sorry if I don't order this takeaway for you, thank you, give me the address]

Liang Xiao first sent an ellipsis, and then sent him the address.

Lu Ze whispered, "It's more or less the same." He ordered beef patties and porridge for Liang Xiao, and added two steamed buns in case he didn't have enough to eat. When it was time to pay, he switched back to WeChat: [Mobile phone number]

Liang Xiao: [Just keep what you have]

Lu Ze: [Do you have antipyretics or something? ]

Liang Xiao: [Yes, what is left of you]

After paying the money, Lu Ze said to Liang Xiao: [Did I infect you? ]

Liang Xiao: [Can fever be contagious? ]

And it's been such a long time.

He said this sentence in voice, Lu Ze laughed for a while after hearing it, he knew that Liang Xiao wanted to say a rhetorical question, he didn't know if it was because his brain was not bright enough, it sounded like a question sentence, and silly.

Lu Ze listened to it several times, laughing while listening, when the door of the dormitory was suddenly pushed open, and Sun Zhuoyu walked in with a smile on his face, and was stunned when he saw Lu Ze's expression, "What are you doing here alone? ?”

Before Lu Ze could speak, he slapped his forehead again, and said with a smile, "Look at my memory, Master has a boyfriend now, how about chatting with him? He's smiling happily."

Lu Ze looked at him, "Which one of us has a happy face?"

Sun Zhuoyu raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it okay to have a happy face? You have a boyfriend, and I will soon have a girlfriend."

"Finally going to catch up?" Lu Ze took a sip of water from the water glass at hand.

Sun Zhuoyu smiled like a flower, "Hurry up, call your boyfriend when the time comes, oh no, Mrs., let's have a big meal together, I'll treat you..."

"puff……"

Lu Ze just drank the water in his mouth and sprayed it out.

"Me! Fuck!" Sun Zhuoyu jumped and took two steps back, "It's all sprayed on my face!"

Lu Ze coughed for a while and wiped his chin, "What kind of teacher's wife! Who do you call teacher's wife!"

"What's your name if you don't call her a teacher?" Sun Zhuoyu wiped his face and said, "Are you also called a teacher? Or a brother? A brother?"

What the hell is going on.

Lu Ze waved his hand, "Shut up, don't talk about it, I don't think you can finish this meal with your IQ."