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Chapter 24 Don't Bark
Lu Ze slept very uncomfortably this time, the sofa was too small, he didn't dare to turn over at all, and he was dreaming all night, and the things in the dream were very bizarre.
He was chased by Jiang Yijie for a while, ran into Han Jing for a while, was chased by them together, met Liang Xiao again on the way, held a banana and asked him if he wanted to eat it, he said no, Han Jing said she wanted it , Liang Xiao gave the banana to Han Jing, and then ran away with him.
Jiang Yijie was still chasing after him, Liang Xiao asked him what Jiang Yijie likes to eat, he couldn't remember it in his dream, Jiang Yijie chased after him and asked him, why did he eat altar meat with Liang Xiao and not him, and then he woke up up.
The moment he opened his eyes was very confused, he didn't even know where he was, he turned over in a daze, and didn't expect that there was nothing under him.
"Fuck me..."
Lu Ze subconsciously stretched out his hand to support the coffee table next to him. With too much strength, he even pushed the coffee table out with a "stab".
Liang Xiao poked his head out of the kitchen when he heard the commotion, and what he saw was Lu Ze holding the coffee table with one hand and pressing the sofa with the other, with his upper body suspended between the coffee table and the sofa in a twisted posture.
He walked over quickly, and supported Lu Ze's chest. Lu Ze supported his arm and sat back on the sofa, and said with a smile, "I'm sleepy, I rely on..."
"The sofa is too small." Liang Xiao said.
Lu Ze leaned on the back of the sofa, rubbed his face vigorously, yawned and said, "I had a dream all night, I'm exhausted... what time is it?"
"It's past eight o'clock." Liang Xiao said.
Lu Ze was stunned, his hands were still covering his face, and he looked at Liang Xiao through the gap, "What time?"
Liang Xiao deliberately took out his mobile phone to take a look, then put the mobile phone in front of his eyes, "Eight forty-five."
Lu Ze suddenly felt very sleepy, he tilted his head back, closed his eyes and asked, "Are you going to get up early?"
"Then you sleep a little longer?" Liang Xiao asked.
Lu Ze shook his head, stretched his waist and said, "Forget it, I'm a little hungry, is there anything to eat?"
"I was just going to cook noodles."
"Okay, I'll eat noodles too."
Liang Xiao looked down at him without moving, Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong? Are you not enough noodles?"
"No, I don't cook well, so let's order takeaway."
Lu Ze was very surprised, "You can't cook?"
"Yes, but not very tasty."
Lu Ze got off the sofa, stretched his waist, put on his shoes and said with a smile: "Then I'll come, I didn't expect your cooking to be bad, you look like the kind of person who is good at cooking .”
This time it was Liang Xiao's turn to be surprised, he asked, "You will?"
Lu Ze snapped his fingers and said proudly: "Not only can it be, but it's also delicious, didn't you expect it?"
"Ah."
Lu Ze went to the bathroom to wash up, came out and went to the kitchen and said, "You can't be modest, you're the kind who insists that you can't do anything after getting top three in the exam every time."
"No," Liang Xiao smiled, "It's really not delicious, barely edible."
"Watch me show you a hand."
Lu Ze wanted to roll up his sleeves, but in the middle of rolling up, he suddenly found that he was still wearing Liang Xiao's short sleeves and had no sleeves at all.
He finished the action with a smile, turned around and asked Liang Xiao, "Are there any vegetables?"
"Yes," Liang Xiao opened the refrigerator, "What do you need?"
Lu Ze came over to have a look by himself, took a few dishes and two eggs, "What kind of eggs do you eat?"
"It's all right."
"Then be the same as me, you have a soft heart, you go out and wait, it will take more than ten minutes." Lu Ze said.
There is a transparent sliding glass door between the kitchen and the living room. Liang Xiao sat on the sofa and looked at Lu Ze. Lu Ze was very skilled in washing and cutting vegetables, much better than him.
This is a bit different from his impression of Lu Ze. At first glance, Lu Ze has a happy family and a relatively good financial situation. Generally speaking, his self-care ability may be poor. He did not expect to be so proficient in cooking.
The mobile phone on the coffee table rang, and he picked it up to realize that it was Lu Ze's mobile phone, with "Boss Xu" written on it.
Liang Xiao walked to the kitchen with his mobile phone, Lu Ze turned his head and glanced, "My hand is not convenient, please help me to pick it up."
Only after the video was connected to Liang Xiao did he realize that this "Boss Xu" was Lu Ze's mother, who looked very young and beautiful.
"Mom, why are you calling so early?"
"Yo, where is this handsome guy?" Xu Jingjing looked at Liang Xiao behind Lu Ze and asked.
Lu Ze stepped aside with a smile, "A new friend."
Liang Xiao said hello, "Hello, Auntie."
Xu Jingjing smiled all over her face, "Hey, hello, what's your name, handsome guy?"
Liang Xiao had never met such an elder, so he said uncomfortably, "Liang Xiao."
"Xiaoxiao, where are you guys? Doesn't it look like a dormitory?"
Lu Ze was so frightened by the sound of "Xiaoxiao" that he dropped the kitchen knife on the cutting board. He quickly suppressed a smile and said, "Don't yell, what Xiaoxiao, call someone well."
Xu Jingjing loves to laugh just like Lu Ze, she smiled and said, "Why don't I just call people out?"
Liang Xiao had never been called "Xiao Xiao" before, so he changed the topic, "Auntie, Lu Ze and I are at my house now, not in the dormitory."
"Your family? Aren't you classmates?"
"No." Liang Xiao said.
"He's in his senior year." Lu Ze was still smiling, his hands shaking vegetables, "I live outside, I slept at his house yesterday, and I'm making breakfast now."
"That's it," Xu Jingjing said, "It's fine if you're not at school, I thought I could just pass by and have a look at you."
"Yo, it's not easy, you finally miss me?"
"It's a breakup anyway, I'm afraid you will be depressed."
"Don't worry, it's alright," Lu Ze said, "I'll just hang up if I'm fine, and I'm in a hurry to eat."
Xu Jingjing smiled at Liang Xiao, "Okay, goodbye little handsome guy, I have a chance to go home and play with Xiao Ze."
Liang Xiao nodded, "Okay, bye, Auntie."
Lu Ze clicked his tongue, "Don't say goodbye to me!"
Xu Jingjing said: "Oh, baby bye!"
The cry of "baby" was caught off guard. After the video hung up, Lu Ze coughed twice in embarrassment, "My mother...she is like this."
Liang Xiao let out a "hmm".
Lu Ze turned his head to glance, and found that Liang Xiao's face was a little red, and he immediately started laughing again.
Liang Xiao took the knife from his hand, Lu Ze supported the cutting board, and said with a smile, "She just called you... title, don't mind, she probably just doesn't know what it's called..."
Xu Jingjing usually adds the word "Xiao" when calling his friends, Xiaojie, Xiaoyu, Xiaoxin, etc., but Xiaoxiao...it's very awkward, it's better to be called Xiaoxiao, it just sounds like a girl's name .
Looking at Liang Xiao's cool face, Lu Ze cried out in his heart, and then couldn't stop laughing.
Liang Xiao's face was always slightly red, he looked at Lu Ze and said, "Stop."
Lu Ze paused for a second, and then laughed even harder, jumping out a few words, "It's the first time I saw you, I'm sorry..."
Liang Xiao looked at him helplessly and laughed for a long time, feeling that if he didn't stop Lu Ze, he might keep laughing, so he called out in a strange way, "Baby?"
Lu Ze looked at him in shock, from laughing to coughing, his face turned redder than him immediately.
He was chased by Jiang Yijie for a while, ran into Han Jing for a while, was chased by them together, met Liang Xiao again on the way, held a banana and asked him if he wanted to eat it, he said no, Han Jing said she wanted it , Liang Xiao gave the banana to Han Jing, and then ran away with him.
Jiang Yijie was still chasing after him, Liang Xiao asked him what Jiang Yijie likes to eat, he couldn't remember it in his dream, Jiang Yijie chased after him and asked him, why did he eat altar meat with Liang Xiao and not him, and then he woke up up.
The moment he opened his eyes was very confused, he didn't even know where he was, he turned over in a daze, and didn't expect that there was nothing under him.
"Fuck me..."
Lu Ze subconsciously stretched out his hand to support the coffee table next to him. With too much strength, he even pushed the coffee table out with a "stab".
Liang Xiao poked his head out of the kitchen when he heard the commotion, and what he saw was Lu Ze holding the coffee table with one hand and pressing the sofa with the other, with his upper body suspended between the coffee table and the sofa in a twisted posture.
He walked over quickly, and supported Lu Ze's chest. Lu Ze supported his arm and sat back on the sofa, and said with a smile, "I'm sleepy, I rely on..."
"The sofa is too small." Liang Xiao said.
Lu Ze leaned on the back of the sofa, rubbed his face vigorously, yawned and said, "I had a dream all night, I'm exhausted... what time is it?"
"It's past eight o'clock." Liang Xiao said.
Lu Ze was stunned, his hands were still covering his face, and he looked at Liang Xiao through the gap, "What time?"
Liang Xiao deliberately took out his mobile phone to take a look, then put the mobile phone in front of his eyes, "Eight forty-five."
Lu Ze suddenly felt very sleepy, he tilted his head back, closed his eyes and asked, "Are you going to get up early?"
"Then you sleep a little longer?" Liang Xiao asked.
Lu Ze shook his head, stretched his waist and said, "Forget it, I'm a little hungry, is there anything to eat?"
"I was just going to cook noodles."
"Okay, I'll eat noodles too."
Liang Xiao looked down at him without moving, Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong? Are you not enough noodles?"
"No, I don't cook well, so let's order takeaway."
Lu Ze was very surprised, "You can't cook?"
"Yes, but not very tasty."
Lu Ze got off the sofa, stretched his waist, put on his shoes and said with a smile: "Then I'll come, I didn't expect your cooking to be bad, you look like the kind of person who is good at cooking .”
This time it was Liang Xiao's turn to be surprised, he asked, "You will?"
Lu Ze snapped his fingers and said proudly: "Not only can it be, but it's also delicious, didn't you expect it?"
"Ah."
Lu Ze went to the bathroom to wash up, came out and went to the kitchen and said, "You can't be modest, you're the kind who insists that you can't do anything after getting top three in the exam every time."
"No," Liang Xiao smiled, "It's really not delicious, barely edible."
"Watch me show you a hand."
Lu Ze wanted to roll up his sleeves, but in the middle of rolling up, he suddenly found that he was still wearing Liang Xiao's short sleeves and had no sleeves at all.
He finished the action with a smile, turned around and asked Liang Xiao, "Are there any vegetables?"
"Yes," Liang Xiao opened the refrigerator, "What do you need?"
Lu Ze came over to have a look by himself, took a few dishes and two eggs, "What kind of eggs do you eat?"
"It's all right."
"Then be the same as me, you have a soft heart, you go out and wait, it will take more than ten minutes." Lu Ze said.
There is a transparent sliding glass door between the kitchen and the living room. Liang Xiao sat on the sofa and looked at Lu Ze. Lu Ze was very skilled in washing and cutting vegetables, much better than him.
This is a bit different from his impression of Lu Ze. At first glance, Lu Ze has a happy family and a relatively good financial situation. Generally speaking, his self-care ability may be poor. He did not expect to be so proficient in cooking.
The mobile phone on the coffee table rang, and he picked it up to realize that it was Lu Ze's mobile phone, with "Boss Xu" written on it.
Liang Xiao walked to the kitchen with his mobile phone, Lu Ze turned his head and glanced, "My hand is not convenient, please help me to pick it up."
Only after the video was connected to Liang Xiao did he realize that this "Boss Xu" was Lu Ze's mother, who looked very young and beautiful.
"Mom, why are you calling so early?"
"Yo, where is this handsome guy?" Xu Jingjing looked at Liang Xiao behind Lu Ze and asked.
Lu Ze stepped aside with a smile, "A new friend."
Liang Xiao said hello, "Hello, Auntie."
Xu Jingjing smiled all over her face, "Hey, hello, what's your name, handsome guy?"
Liang Xiao had never met such an elder, so he said uncomfortably, "Liang Xiao."
"Xiaoxiao, where are you guys? Doesn't it look like a dormitory?"
Lu Ze was so frightened by the sound of "Xiaoxiao" that he dropped the kitchen knife on the cutting board. He quickly suppressed a smile and said, "Don't yell, what Xiaoxiao, call someone well."
Xu Jingjing loves to laugh just like Lu Ze, she smiled and said, "Why don't I just call people out?"
Liang Xiao had never been called "Xiao Xiao" before, so he changed the topic, "Auntie, Lu Ze and I are at my house now, not in the dormitory."
"Your family? Aren't you classmates?"
"No." Liang Xiao said.
"He's in his senior year." Lu Ze was still smiling, his hands shaking vegetables, "I live outside, I slept at his house yesterday, and I'm making breakfast now."
"That's it," Xu Jingjing said, "It's fine if you're not at school, I thought I could just pass by and have a look at you."
"Yo, it's not easy, you finally miss me?"
"It's a breakup anyway, I'm afraid you will be depressed."
"Don't worry, it's alright," Lu Ze said, "I'll just hang up if I'm fine, and I'm in a hurry to eat."
Xu Jingjing smiled at Liang Xiao, "Okay, goodbye little handsome guy, I have a chance to go home and play with Xiao Ze."
Liang Xiao nodded, "Okay, bye, Auntie."
Lu Ze clicked his tongue, "Don't say goodbye to me!"
Xu Jingjing said: "Oh, baby bye!"
The cry of "baby" was caught off guard. After the video hung up, Lu Ze coughed twice in embarrassment, "My mother...she is like this."
Liang Xiao let out a "hmm".
Lu Ze turned his head to glance, and found that Liang Xiao's face was a little red, and he immediately started laughing again.
Liang Xiao took the knife from his hand, Lu Ze supported the cutting board, and said with a smile, "She just called you... title, don't mind, she probably just doesn't know what it's called..."
Xu Jingjing usually adds the word "Xiao" when calling his friends, Xiaojie, Xiaoyu, Xiaoxin, etc., but Xiaoxiao...it's very awkward, it's better to be called Xiaoxiao, it just sounds like a girl's name .
Looking at Liang Xiao's cool face, Lu Ze cried out in his heart, and then couldn't stop laughing.
Liang Xiao's face was always slightly red, he looked at Lu Ze and said, "Stop."
Lu Ze paused for a second, and then laughed even harder, jumping out a few words, "It's the first time I saw you, I'm sorry..."
Liang Xiao looked at him helplessly and laughed for a long time, feeling that if he didn't stop Lu Ze, he might keep laughing, so he called out in a strange way, "Baby?"
Lu Ze looked at him in shock, from laughing to coughing, his face turned redder than him immediately.
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