Online Dating Hurts People

Han Xuandong, male, 29 years old, representative of high-quality youth in Liuyangdian.

He is 1.8 meters six and weighs 82 kg.

The job is stable, the current monthly salary is [-], and there is still room for improvement. In the second year of working, I bought a car of my own.

His parents are both high-achieving students. After years of hard work, he left a 120-square-meter house with a loft in the city for his son. After retirement, he took a monthly pension of more than [-] yuan to live in the small courtyard of Liuyangdian. He loves gathering people to rub hemp , pay attention to the law of diet and work and rest, extremely healthy physically and mentally, and have no worries about old age.

However, it is this handsome guy who has excellent conditions in all aspects. In high school, he was nicknamed Lover because he was a poet who was good at writing love. When he was in college, he was loved by the cafeteria aunt and was introduced to him every day. The first kiss is still there, and he regards his left and right hands as his favorite concubine.

Marriageable young women who had been interested in him could line up from the head to the end of the village in Liuyangdian, but after countless blind dates, what Han Xuandong learned was "you are a good person, but we are not suitable", that is, "you The conditions are too good, I may not be good enough for you."

Han's father and Han's mother have a clear understanding of their son's conditions and mate selection criteria. Han Xuandong's conditions are very good, and his requirements are very low. The only requirements for his partner are women, human beings, and being able to breathe.

For the lifelong happiness of their sons, parents naturally have to have high standards and strict requirements, but at first all the carefully selected blind date partners declined their sons, so they had to relax the conditions. the rejected party.

This made the two high-quality elderly representatives of Liuyangdian doubt the quality of their cubs.

After secretly observing the whole process of Han Xuandong's rejection of a blind date, Han's mother Xu Huixin discovered that he was not interested in the blind date. At the dinner table, he would either concentrate on cooking or lower his head to play with his mobile phone. He never asked questions and answered perfunctorily. Adhere to AA, pack all the leftovers by yourself, and fold a small white rabbit from a napkin and stuff it with melon seed shells.

Han Xuandong's apparently perfunctory attitude towards blind dates, as well as his past love history, made Xu Huixin doubt whether her son was not good enough, and also suspected that her son was a closet.

In the end, after careful analysis, Xu Huixin thought that Han Xuandong might already have someone he wanted, but he hadn't caught up with him yet, so he was ashamed to introduce him to his parents, otherwise why would he chat with people with a mobile phone every day?

It was a sunny day, and Xu Huixin summoned Han Xuandong back to his hometown.

The mother and son stood face to face at a small table to choose vegetables, and Han Xuandong sat with his body crossed and his legs leaning like a little daughter-in-law, carefully digging the mud of leek roots. A possibility, slightly frowned.

She tentatively opened her mouth: "Xuan Dong, you are not too young anymore."

"Yes, it will be thirty after the Chinese New Year." Han Xuandong seemed to be in a good mood, and responded casually, with a slightly raised tone.

Xu Huixin sighed: "Don't blame your parents for urging you, Lao Han and I are both enlightened people, no matter what kind of person you find, as long as you like yourself, we will support you unconditionally. But whether you are looking for A Mao or Ah Gou, you have to find a companion, we don’t have a throne for you to inherit, but I’m just afraid that you won’t even have someone to support each other when you grow old.”

Another commonplace question.The corners of Han Xuandong's mouth flattened as his mood dropped, and he began to think about how to prevaricate.

Xu Huixin said again: "It seems that you don't care about every blind date, and you like to use your phone when you have nothing to do. Xuandong, tell me honestly, do you already have someone you like? Are you talking about it but haven't made it yet? "

With a thought, Han Xuandong put down the leeks he had chosen in his hand: "Mom, you also know my qualifications. I am tall, handsome and successful in my career. People around me are attracted by my excellent appearance, and they can't see me at all. The same excellent inner, I think they are all superficial."

This sentence is sincere.Han Xuandong considers himself to be a brilliant writer. When he was in love in high school, he was full of writing and thought. He wrote countless love poems praising love. Frankly admitted that he only likes his eyebrows and his sweaty figure on the basketball court.Han Xuandong is so talented that it is hard to find a confidant, and he is extremely disappointed in the superficiality of the people around him.

"And now science and technology are advancing, cultures are blending, the Internet is closely connecting people all over the world, and the earth has been condensed into villages. Rabbits don't eat grass on the edge of their nests. As the pillars of the motherland, they are down-to-earth and looking forward to the future. The attraction of souls begins, abandoning skins and despising money, and a vigorous love that spans distances and all taboos."

Xu Huixin was confused by what he said, frowned and said: "Speak human words."

Han Xuandong accidentally broke off a leek plant by the middle: "I want to date online."

Xu Huixin nodded: "Then have you talked about it? There are so many people on the Internet, it shouldn't be difficult to find someone who can see you right?"

Of course not.

Han Xuandong wiped the mud off his hands, not daring to speak.

He goes to work every day to make money and play games after work. Although he has a heart for online dating, he has no intention of managing it. His online dating experience is not much different from his past love history.

But Han Xuandong knew that in order to avoid Xu Huixin's nagging, he couldn't tell the truth.

He took out his phone, opened QQ, and showed Xu Huixin his address book across the table: "Look, according to your son's charm, even without the blessing of appearance and financial resources, he can still shine on the Internet."

Except for a few group chats, Han Xuandong's recent chats are all about Concubine X.This is a bit of his hobby that reminds people. Both men and women are called concubines. Han Xuandong uses WeChat for work. Most of the people in the QQ friend list are friends added by playing online games, and 90.00% of them are men.

But Xu Huixin didn't know this, Han Xuandong turned down the record very quickly, and didn't give Xu Huixin a chance to see the small words of the chat, so she thought she saw a large fish pond, and sitting in front of her was her dearest The son is the king of the sea who raises countless fish.

Han Xuandong saw his mother staring straight at the record, quickly took back the phone, and flipped the record to the top: "Of course, although your son is infinitely charming, you are also a dedicated and beautiful boy, and there are three thousand beauties in the harem. Collecting thousands of loves in one person, look at this, do you know what it is, this icon is called a giant wheel, and it is a proof of our deep relationship."

What he showed was his chat at the top, followed by a concubine Xian who was watching the giant wheel. The head portrait was a hand-painted little raccoon cat, which was clumped together and looked very cute.

"I like small animals, so she should be a kind and lovely girl." Xu Huixin commented.

Han Xuandong took back the phone with some guilt.

"How far have you progressed? Is the other party satisfied with you?"

"It's okay, the photos have been exchanged."

Han Xuandong poked open Concubine Xian's small window, and quickly edited a message to avoid Xu Huixin's gaze: Come on, beauty, take a selfie.

Concubine Xian quickly replied with an emoji of a blackened cat head, and then sent a photo of a raccoon cat basking in the sun.

Xu Hui thought that since her son's online dating is to find a soul mate, and he has already reached the point of exchanging photos, then he only has to pierce the last layer of window paper.

She asked curiously again: "How do you look?"

"Skin white, beautiful and long legs."

Han Xuandong sent Concubine Xian a window shake.

[Ming Shui Fu] My mother is checking the progress of my relationship, so I am in a hurry, here is an online picture.

【Concubine Xian】...

[Xianfei][High P chopsticks legs willow waist big breasts cherry small mouth big eyelashes essence.jpg]

【Ming Shui Fu】[I propose directly on horseback.jpg]

Han Xuandong clicked on the photo sent by Concubine Xian, and showed it to Xu Huixin: "Mom, look."

"..." Seeing the girl in the photo with exaggerated body and facial features, Xu Hui was silent.

As an open-minded parent, Xu Huixin also often surfs the Internet, and she can tell at a glance that this is a high-profile photo.

And Han Xuandong not only didn't see that this was Zhang Gaop, but was also so bewildered that he didn't know whether to say that his son's aesthetics was different from ordinary people, or that he was stupid.

Generally this kind of P picture level, not to mention that I don’t look very good, and the P picture skills are not good, but thinking that this is the first time that my son has encountered a true love that can resonate with the soul on the rough road of love, Han Xuandong talked about it before. Knowing that her son is not a superficial person who cares about appearance, Xi Shi is in the eyes of beholders, so I can only follow his meaning and say: "Yes, it is very good-looking."

Han Xuandong nodded, the mother and son stopped talking, and concentrated on choosing vegetables, and quickly picked out all the leeks.

He opened the guild group and found that everyone was passionately discussing this year's guild league. He was planning to find a suitable emoji to join the group chat, and accidentally clicked on Concubine Xian's voice message.

Xu Huixin's voice came from beside her: "Hey, why does Concubine Xian's voice sound so boyish?"

Han Xuandong was so frightened that his hands trembled and he almost threw the phone out: "He, he is... a big guy in women's clothing."

"Oh." No wonder.Xu Hui glanced at her son meaningfully, and silently returned to her seat.

Han Xuandong heaved a sigh of relief, and turned his gaze back to the phone screen, only to find that the group chat had been swiped by question marks. He turned up the message in wonder, and he found that he was the source of the frenzied swiping of question marks by everyone. It turned out that his hands were shaking just now Directly sent [I stepped on the horse to propose marriage.jpg] directly after a voice message from Concubine Xian.

In front of them are everyone betting on the live broadcast of "guild audition qualifying". With a strange mood, Han Xuandong took out his earphones and clicked on the voice of Concubine Xian:

"If our gang can qualify this year, I will definitely dress up and attend the offline competition."

"..." After the voice was played, Han Xuandong himself wanted to post a series of question marks when he glanced at [I'm on a horse to propose marriage.jpg] immediately after this message.

While he was climbing the stairs to make up lessons, there were dozens of new messages.

[Old Chinese Medicine] Is the Flower Guest CP official announced?

[Yue Tingting] The flower guest CP I knocked on has an official announcement?

[Poetry and wine take advantage of the time] Oh, huh!

[You take the child and go first] @明水诗 is not so good, the marriage proposal is over with our family behind closed doors and happy. There are many people watching the offline game, pay attention to the impact, don’t be too embarrassing. .

【Mingshui Fu】...

[Ming Shui Fu] What I want to express is that for such a formal occasion as an offline competition, it is not enough to just dress up and attend.

[Ming Shui Fu] @广妃宝贝儿, wear women’s clothing.

【Concubine Xian】Get out!

【Concubine Xian】[There is no such worldly desire.jpg]