Online Dating Hurts People

In order to prove that the relationship between him and Xian Sucao is the relationship between good brothers who cannot be profane, Han Xuandong washed his quilt and pillow on the night of returning home.

He asked Xian Sucao to share a quilt and a pillow with Xian Sucao on the grounds of the cold weather, and Xian Sucao agreed without hesitation.

Han Xuandong was completely relieved now.After all, only a good brother would calmly accept sleeping under a quilt and a pillow, and gays cannot face the intimate physical contact with their sweetheart.

But the two big men are not too small, and their sleeping posture is not peaceful.In his sleep, Xian Sucao insisted on rolling himself up with the quilt, but Han Xuandong refused to let him roll up, and after pulling him a few times, he simply wrapped him in his arms.Han Xuandong's body is hot, and his hot breath plunders oxygen domineeringly. Xian Sucao is held by him and cannot turn over. The two face to face and feel that they can't breathe, so they try their best to slide down, and finally stick to Han Xuandong's His chest rested on his arm.

Han Xuandong had a whole night of messy dreams. In the last dream, he married a wife. When he lifted his hijab, he saw that it was the mascara with chopsticks, legs and awl face in the internet picture that Xian Su had sent him before. He was shocked. The net picture turned out to be without P, ​​and there is really such an exaggerated person in the world, Han Xuandong wanted to push her away in horror, but unexpectedly, when his hand touched the mascara's chest, it exploded with a bang, and he Woke up from the fright, and found that he was pinching Xian Sucao's ass when he woke up.

It's not as tight as I thought it would be, but it feels pretty good in the hand.

Han Xuandong squeezed twice more, then suddenly regained consciousness, and retracted his sinful right hand.

Fortunately, Xian Sucao slept deeply and was not awakened by his hooliganism, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

Then Han Xuandong found out even more embarrassingly that at this time, his lower body was rising.

Although this is a normal physiological phenomenon, and men understand everything, Han Xuandong still feels very embarrassed, after all, he just had such a dream.He clutched his crotch like a crab and ran into the bathroom to wash up. When he came out, he felt inexplicably unwilling, so he quietly approached Xian Sucao who was still sleeping, lifted the quilt and looked down at him.

When he lifted the quilt, Xian Sucao also opened his eyes.

"looking at what?"

The cold voice frightened Han Xuandong into a shiver.

"No, it's nothing, I dropped a coin, just wanted to see if I'm still on the bed." Han Xuandong said guiltily, and re-tucked the quilt for him, "Actually, it doesn't matter if it's money or not, the main reason is that I'm afraid the coin will hit you. "

Xian Sucao gave a faint "oh", picked up the phone and checked the time: "It's ten past eight, don't you go to work today?"

"No," Han Xuandong stretched his waist, "Didn't I do it for the sake of righteousness? The company gave me a two-week vacation to rest in fear that my physical condition would suddenly deteriorate during work. Are you hungry now? If I am hungry, I will Go downstairs to buy buns, if I'm not hungry, I'll make it myself."

"You do it and eat, I'm not very hungry now."

"I'll make you a big meal!"

Han Xuandong was very happy, when Xian Sucao crawled out of bed and leaned over to look for slippers, he reached out and pinched his side waist.

"Help you make up your body, and see how thin the child is."

He walked into the kitchen humming a little song in a good mood, opened the refrigerator, and fell into deep thought while looking at the empty refrigerator.

Han Xuandong seldom eats at home. When he eats at home, he usually eats buns bought from the breakfast shop downstairs, or the quick-frozen dumplings that Xu Huixin brings when the supermarket sells them on sale.

He had already eaten the last bag of quick-frozen dumplings two days ago, and now there is nothing in the refrigerator except a bag of white fungus.Han Xuandong took out the tremella and closed the refrigerator, and decided to go to the supermarket to buy some food.

Before going out, he dug out all the pots and pans, and found rice, millet, peanuts, mung beans, red beans, and white kidney beans from the depths of the locker. It should still be edible, so I poured it into the bucket of the pressure cooker together with the white fungus, filled it with water, put two spoonfuls of sugar, plugged in the power and chose to cook porridge, and went out confidently.

Han Xuandong is not picky about the taste of food, but he likes meat more than vegetables, but because he has zero cooking experience, he dare not try to make meat dishes rashly, fearing that he will not be able to master the heat, so he picks and buys a few A potato, a few tomatoes and a pack of ham.

The potato skin couldn't be peeled cleanly, so Han Xuandong simply cut it into a big cube, and lost the outer layer, including the skin and meat.He gestured with a ruler when slicing, and it took half a day to cut one piece, and then he simply threw away the ruler and let himself go, the thin ones were as thin as a cicada's wings, and the thick ones were wider than his thumb.

Tomatoes are juicy, and the cutting board is wet when cutting. The blade always slips and cuts well, so Han Xuandong simply picks it up with scissors.

Even the ham sausage seemed to be against him, the wrapping was torn halfway and it broke, and he couldn't get it off no matter how hard he tried, and finally he squeezed out all the rest with his teeth in a powerless rage and ate it. To make up the amount of two ham sausages, he disassembled six hams.

Turn on the fire and pour water, salt, sweet and sour, soy sauce, old soy sauce, cooking wine, oil consumption, cumin powder, pepper, Han Xuandong poured all the seasonings he could find into the pot, poured all the ingredients in, and started the boring stirring .

Cook until the ham sausages are all rotten, and the black soup with tomatoes disappears. Han Xuandong thinks it is okay. Although the taste is a bit strange, at least it is very strong. Han Xuandong is very satisfied with his debut.

Xian Sucao walked into the kitchen smelling the smell, saw him bring out a large bowl of black things, frowned slightly, hesitated for a long time, and asked, "Pig feed?"

"Ah?" Han Xuandong was a little dissatisfied with his evaluation, and when he passed by Xian Sucao, he freed his hand to pat his buttocks, "That's right, with your body size, you should eat some pig feed."

Seeing that the green light of the pressure cooker was on, Xian Sucao stepped forward to ponder for a while, then unplugged the power and turned on the cooker.

"..."

Xian Sucao looked at the contents of the pot and fell silent.

The swollen white fungus almost filled the whole pot, and the whole grains were crowded together, and there was no water at all.

"Brother Xuan, you... can't you?"

"Why can't I do it? How can you say that men can't do it?" Han Xuandong moved his wrists and walked forward, knocked the back of Xian Sucao's head, and looked into the pot with his hips on his hips, "Ah... isn't this just a good idea? If there is too much water, let’s put less water, you can eat it, the large amount is to take care of you, eat more and drink less to grow meat.”

Xian Sucao asked affirmatively, "You haven't cooked before, have you?"

"Why haven't I done it before?" Although guilty, Han Xuandong still puffed out his chest, "How can an older single social animal like me order takeout and eat in the cafeteria every day and wait for my mother to help me cook? Of course Cook and eat by yourself."

Xian Sucao said "Oh" indifferently, took a large spoon and started scooping the porridge.After scooping up a bowl, he took a sip and tasted it, smacked his lips, and wiped his chin, "The taste is not bad, remember to break the white fungus next time and put a little bit in."

"Okay." Han Xuandong accepted the suggestion humbly, and took the bowl from Xian Sucao's hand.

The two sat down to eat, the taste of the potatoes was a bit raw, and the taste of the soup was indescribably weird, Han Xuandong thought it was okay after eating it, Xian Sucao tasted it with chopsticks and stopped eating.

"Brother Xuan," he thought about his words for a long time, "you are really easy to support."

Compared with the strange-tasting "pig feed", Xian Sucao would rather eat a few more bowls of eight-treasure porridge without water, at least she won't die after eating it.

They have been together for three days, looking at Xian Sucao sitting across from him and bowing his head to eat porridge, Han Xuandong still couldn't suppress the joy in his heart, he lightly kicked Xian Sucao's foot, "I want to be with you Shall I go out to play? It’s rare for two handsome guys to meet once, it’s a pity not to go out and let everyone enjoy it, I can take you to climb mountains and soak in hot springs, and I can also take you to the old alleys to go to the market.”

Xian Sucao shook her head, "Tomorrow I will gather for pre-match training. I haven't touched the game for the past few days, so I have to play to recall the feeling."

"That's right," Han Xuandong remembered about the guild league, he looked at Xian Sucao's palm, "Does your hand still hurt?"

"It hurts, but it's not the fingers that hurt, and it's not a big problem."

Xian Sucao put down the spoon, raised his hand and rubbed his palm, Han Xuandong saw the wound on his hand, although it was not as shocking as when he left it, but the dark red tear marks still made people feel distressed .

"The battlefield is open in the afternoon and I will practice with you. I am idle anyway, and I haven't started the live broadcast for a few days." Han Xuandong took Xian Sucao's injured hand and gently scratched him with his nails palm prints, "Are you going to play the defending competition in the offline competition? I can start a live broadcast and call a few different professions to practice for you in the live broadcast room."

"Okay." Xian Sucao thought for a while, nodded in response, "Take me to the supermarket later, I'll stock up on some food, don't cook in the future, I'll come."