Online Dating Hurts People

Han Xuandong hasn't started a live broadcast for a whole week.

After Xian Sucao was interviewed, his fan base increased by a hundred or so overnight. More than 400 active fans were waiting for food, swiping the screen to beg him to start a live broadcast. As the administrator of his fan group, Yin Ming accepted the evening live broadcast for him, asking him to live broadcast for five hours tonight to appease the emotions of fans.

Han Xuandong almost forgot about it, he ate the salted duck brought back from the ancient city for dinner, and drank two catties of liquor before he remembered it.

He was a little dizzy with 3D, and when he opened the game, it was like sitting in a canoe. He double rowed with Xian Sucao, and the battlefield operation was messy. At the beginning, he swung his oars and walked proudly past a group of choppers. , died suddenly on the spot.

Although he is gone, his mouth is still healthy, lying on Xian Sucao's body and making explanations.When Xian Sucao was lurking close to his prey, he lowered his voice, for fear that he would startle the snake, and he couldn't understand the melee, so he said loudly, "Upper uppercut, lower uppercut, white crane spreading its wings, kicking right, beautiful!" The game commentary became a village fight meeting.

In the end, Xian Sucao won the No.3 score while fighting alone.

In the barrage, someone said that the two of them acted like double reeds, one with a mouth but no hands and the other with hands but no mouth. Someone scolded Han Xuandongcai for hosting a live broadcast, and said that Xiansu was too arrogant to interact with fans.

Han Xuandong selectively read out the bullet screen scolding Xian Sucao, and he was very angry, "Do you have a wife? You play games with your wife and let your wife talk to other men more? Is Xianfei not talking?" He only likes to be sweet with me, do you understand? We only talk in private because we are afraid that you will be jealous. "

The bullet screen was brushed densely, Han Xuandong ignored it, closed his eyes comfortably, hummed a little tune with his head shaking, and buried himself in Xian Sucao's neck while shaking.

Xian Sucao had no choice but to read the barrage for him. He first responded to the question about Han Xuandong's level: "He just drank a little too much, and his usual skills are okay...at least the hand speed is very fast. Every time I pay Can't beat him."

"I have no plans to open a live broadcast room alone for the time being, and you all know that I am boring."

"Our relationship? We are good brothers in private, but we are a couple in the post bar. Well, we live together now."

"I didn't drink him down, I don't know how to drink."

"Who said I was drunk?!" Han Xuandong stood up suddenly, put his arms around Xian Sucao's neck and shook his finger at the screen, "Brother doesn't have the word 'drunk' in the dictionary! Start the live broadcast... I can come to two more forums!"

Xian Sucao pinched her brows in distress, "Well, he's not drunk, but he's a little dizzy. So... why don't you continue to line up on the battlefield tonight? I'm afraid you will regret it when you wake up tomorrow and see your competitive points."

The second half of his sentence was addressed to Han Xuandong, but Han Xuandong didn't respond, he lay on his shoulder and muttered softly for a while, then suddenly he tilted his head and hit Xian Sucao's leg, hugging one of his arm.

"Mom, turn off the light! I'm going to bed!"

In just a few words, Xian Sucao's seniority rose from Han Xuandong's wife to mother. There was a lot of cheers in the live broadcast room, and some people took the opportunity to take advantage of Han Xuandong. The barrage replied "Oh, I see" and "Mom Big boy, go to sleep now."

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room skyrocketed. Feeling that today's Han Xuandong will inevitably post on the forum and be recorded in videos, Xian Sucao sighed and stopped answering the questions in the barrage.

He tried to withdraw his hand, but Han Xuandong hugged him so tightly that he couldn't move at all.I had to operate with one hand and dimmed the brightness of the computer.

"Thank you... Mian Xiaomian for sending me the supercar."

Xian Sucao thanked the fans for the gift a little stiffly.

It is impossible to download the broadcast, he needs to help Han Xuandong mix for more than four hours, but let's not talk about the effect of the program he broadcast alone, he can't operate the character at all because he can only move his right hand.

Xian Su thought for a while, then teleported to the library in the main city, and picked up a book at random.

"How about this, let me read you a bedtime story."

He began to read according to the text of the book in the game. He read very flatly, but because his voice was naturally gentle, even if he read aloud without emotion, the listener would not find it boring, and it was also very suitable for hypnosis.

The barrage in the live broadcast room quieted down, but the number of people was still increasing.

Occasionally, passers-by would come to join in the fun and ask if the person who is studying is the anchor, or if the anchor is asleep, and some people copy "Mom, turn off the light, I'm going to sleep", but no one speaks.

It wasn't until a loud snoring suddenly overshadowed Xian Sucao's voice that the barrage started to stir up again.

Xian Sucao was forced to stop studying. He looked at the bullet screen that was flying past and frowned to justify Han Xuandong's name: "He usually sleeps without snoring...I haven't been woken up, maybe because I drank too much alcohol , the throat is not comfortable."

"We sleep in the same bed...because there is only one bed in his house, which is a three-person bed. Neither of us is short, the sofa is too small to stretch our legs, and we are both men, so it's okay to sleep on the same bed."

"The anchor is not married yet, the house is left by his parents, and his uncles and aunts have moved back to their hometown for the elderly."

"Well, I know him well, because we know each other well."

He answered every question calmly and without thinking.

Until he saw someone asking: What is the size of the anchor?

"If you mean laptop size, 15 inches."

He unconsciously glanced at Han Xuandong, Han Xuandong slept soundly with his mouth open, and his saliva was about to overflow.Xian Sucao quickly wiped his mouth vigorously.

"If it is anything else, I will report you, because this is a serious game live broadcast room. But I can tell you what color his underwear is."

"Everyone, let's have a quiz without a prize."

"It's red."

"It's useless for you to question, I don't know how to turn on the camera. In the serious game live broadcast room, don't speak yellow accents casually, or I will call the super tube to arrest people."

"Let's continue with the bedtime story..."

"Singing? I don't sing very well... Let's sing a lullaby. Have you watched "He Is a Dragon"? It's a Russian song. It's not easy to find an accompaniment. I'll just sing a cappella. My pronunciation may not be accurate. Friends who know Russian don’t expose me in public.”

Xian Sucao cleared her throat and began to sing softly.

"Мнебыкрылья,чтобыукрытьтебя..." (I would like to spread my wings to protect you)

"Мнебывьюгу,чтобубаюкала" (I would call the storm to rock your cradle)

His singing voice was like the gurgling water of a mountain stream, clear and clean, and compared with his usual voice, it was a little more youthful and soft.

When singing, he patted Han Xuandong's shoulder lightly according to the melody, Han Xuandong's snoring disappeared, he let go of Xian Sucao's hand, turned over, and saw that he pursed his lips in a rather uncomfortable expression. Looking comfortable, Xian Sucao struggled to reach his suitcase, dug out his little pumpkin pillow, put it under Han Xuandong's head, and rubbed his frowning eyebrows with his index finger.

"Баю-баю-бай" (shake, shake, shake)

"Ветер,ветер, улетай..." (The wind blows gently)

Finally, after five hard hours, Xian Sucao politely said goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room. This was the first time he had spoken so much, his voice was almost hoarse, and his legs were pressed by Han Xuandong Almost unconscious.

After struggling to move Han Xuandong to the bed, Xian Sucao gave up the plan to help him take a bath, and came out after brushing his teeth, and lay down with a distance of one and a half people from Han Xuandong, who smelled of alcohol, and brushed for a while cell phone.

Yin Ming sent him a few messages.

【Old Chinese Medicine】[Post Bar Link]

[Old Chinese Medicine] You are completely on fire this time [thumbs.jpg]

[Old Chinese Medicine] Han Xuandong's mother has already become popular, and my roommates are all transferred.

[Old Chinese Medicine] Keke, you have a nice voice, I recorded it all, one yuan a copy, and now 20 copies have been sold [Fly Rub Your Hands.jpg]

【grass】.

[Old Chinese Doctor] Is Xuan okay?How much did you drink to become so drunk?

[Laughs] He fell asleep.I drank two catties of white wine.

As soon as he sent the message, he smelled a strong smell of wine pressing towards him.Han Xuandong rolled a few times and stopped beside him, pressed Xian Sucao firmly in his arms, lowered his head and rubbed against his shoulder.

"Honey... don't be angry, I don't want to sleep with you..."

Xian Su Caoben wanted to push him away, but when he heard his coquettish moan, his body froze.

What kind of spring and autumn dream is he doing? Where did he get his wife?

Could it be that he dreamed of a certain lover from his past?Wait, Han Xuandong slept with someone other than himself?

!!!

He actually slept with a girl, is Han Xuandong so open-minded?He has never even kissed, and he has even slept with a girl!

Wait, it doesn't necessarily mean that he has slept with a girl, he may... just have a white moonlight cinnabar mole that he can't forget, and dreamed of being with her.Based on his understanding of Han Xuandong, this possibility is the greatest.

Xian Sucao's mood is a bit complicated.

Han Xuandong hummed an out-of-tune tune in his sleep, and after humming for a while, he frowned again, muttering "Where did the mosquitoes dare to disturb my sleep", and slapped himself with a "slap".

"..."

Xian Sucao should have recorded this situation with his mobile phone, but he was suddenly not in the mood.

Han Xuandong found a girl he cared about, but he didn't even tell him.

He's a little angry, and a little... lost.