Online Dating Hurts People

Having learned the lessons of the javelin throw competition, during the lunch break, Xian Su hastily checked the rules of the subsequent events carefully.

At 1500 in the afternoon, Han Xuandong asked Xian Sucao to wait for him on the inside of the end every time he ran the straight, instead of following him.He won the championship by being one lap ahead of No.2. After the run, he carried Xian Sucao on his shoulders and walked around in front of the audience in a swaggering manner.

He put his coat on Xian Sucao, and sat with his legs wide open under the auditorium in the maintenance department to drink water.

"Okay, Xiaohan," a colleague handed him a piece of chocolate, "I'll take the first place for sure, it seems that the old godmother of our department is safe."

"I've had the muscles of brother Han Han for a long time. Unfortunately, I usually dress like a dog. Today I can finally feast my eyes on it. It's still in a place like the track and field where hormones are swayed. Tsk, it's worth it."

The young male employee from the next department also came up, reaching out to touch Han Xuandong's body.

Han Xuandong's expression changed in an instant, he hid back, "What are you doing! If you have something to say, talk it out, don't touch your hands."

The male employee grinned exaggeratedly and waved his fingers, "Brother Han, let me touch it?"

"Go, go, gay is angry among gays."

Han Xuandong waved him away, Xian Sucao unscrewed a bottle of water, leaned on Han Xuandong's shoulder while drinking water, Han Xuandong put his arms around his waist.

"Train your greedy muscles by yourself, and you can have them if you persist for a few hours a day."

The people around started laughing and booing, the male employee looked disappointed, turned around to leave, and saw Xian Sucao spread five fingers, looked at the sun through the fingers for a while, then slightly turned his lower body, and naturally stuck his hands on the On Han Xuandong's chest.

Not only did Han Xuandong not repel, but he also grabbed his hand and played with his fingers when talking to other people.

Xian Sucao lazily raised her eyes and cast a glance at him.

Male employee: "..."

He felt that this was blatantly provocative.

He couldn't help biting ears with Han Xuandong's female colleague: "Who is that in Brother Han's arms? Don't you think they are...that?"

The female colleague nodded: "I think that's the same. But you still have a chance, don't be discouraged, Xiaohan insisted that they are brothers, and the college students are not from our unit, long-distance relationships are very hard, use your personality charm to break him , conquer him."

The male employee let out an "oh", shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'm old, and I can't compete with college students."

After getting up, he realized that something was wrong, and kicked the female colleague angrily: "I was almost led astray by you, do I look like the kind of person who likes to meddle in other people's feelings! And I'm a straight man!"

The female colleague was amused by him: "If you are really a straight man, shouldn't you emphasize your sexuality first? Why did you put yourself into the role of suitor first?"

Han Xuandong finally couldn't take it anymore: "Can you speak louder when you whisper! I can hear you all! We are brothers, and I'm not interested in men!"

"It's not convincing, I don't believe it," the female colleague teased him, "Aren't you going to swear something?"

Han Xuandong thought for a while, and moved the hand that fell on Xian Su's waist to his shoulder, "If I were gay, I would write a love letter to Manager Liu and confess my love to him."

All the colleagues shuddered when they thought of Manager Liu's beer belly and the Mediterranean Sea.

The female colleague shook her head: "There is no need. Manager Liu has a happy family with both children, so don't ruin his happy life."

Han Xuandong was angry: "You all don't trust my sexuality, do you?"

The people in their same office continued to make jokes, Xian Su couldn't get in the way, listened to their chatting, sat up straight, the light in his eyes gradually dimmed, hugged his leg like a kitten that was left out in the cold.

After Han Xuandong's projects, he insisted that Xian Sucao watch closely from a specific position, and when he came to Xian Sucao's projects, he had to stand where he could see them.He said that he was particularly motivated when he saw Xian Sucao, and wanted to rely on the beauty trick to win all the championships in one go.

The last event in the afternoon of the first day was shot put.

Xian Sucao looked at Han Xuandong who was standing on the side of the landing area, repeatedly testing the edge of the crossing line. The shot put was brewing in his ear for a long time, but he didn't dare to throw it out.

"Stay away," he said helplessly. "Are you trying to be a target for me to throw a shot put in your face? Keep dangling in my sight and I won't be strong."

Han Xuandong thinks it makes sense, how can Xian Sucao have the heart to lose the ball so hard while watching him?So he quickly and obediently retreated into the throwing circle.

All the projects on the first day of the company sports meeting were successfully completed, and the points of the maintenance department ranked first.The minister was very happy and organized crowdfunding to award a box of canned tuna and tempeh to Han Xuandong and Xian Sucao. I hope they can make persistent efforts in tomorrow's competition.

They rested in the dormitory at night, and Han Xuandong and Xian Sucao were arranged in different rooms.

Han Xuandong raised an objection but was overruled by one vote, and Xian Sucao was taken away by Manager Liu in front of him and stuffed with foreign aid from the technical department.

Lonely night, without a familiar bedside person, Han Xuandong suffers from insomnia.

When he closed his eyes, his mind was full of the poisonous oath he made today, and the scene under Xian Sucao's sleeves.

Of course, he is not interested in Manager Liu's Maitreya Buddha-like appearance. Most of the time, he is thinking about Xian Su's swaying cuffs and his thin figure hidden in it.

Han Xuandong felt a little hot, he got out of bed and searched for a long time, but couldn't find the remote control of the air conditioner.I had no choice but to open the window, took a magazine as a fan, and stood by the window to cool myself.

Speaking of which, after the same long-distance running, the heat on his body almost caught up with the steam engine, but although Xian Sucao was sweating, it was still cool to the touch.

Han Xuandong suddenly realized that something might really be wrong with him.

He climbed onto the bed softly, opened QQ on his mobile phone, and sent a small window to Tian Bing.

[Ming Shui Fu] Hi, Concubine Tian.

As soon as the news was sent out, Han Xuandong thought of Tian Bing's extremely tough face, and felt that the title "Concubine Tian" was a bit creepy, so he quickly withdrew the message and revised the remarks to Tian Bing.

[Ming Shui Fu] Good evening, Bing.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast]?

【Ming Shui Fu】Are you gay?

[Soldiers are expensive and fast]...

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] I am, what's wrong?Want to chat with me?

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] Don't even think about it, Hua'er, we've collided, unless you can do 0 for love.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] But you are not my type, so forget it.

【Ming Shui Fu】No...

[Ming Shui Fu] I have a friend who wants to ask about gay-related matters. I have no experience, so I come to ask you.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] Then you ask.

[Ming Shui Fu] He used to like girls, but recently he suddenly found himself interested in a certain boy, so is he gay?

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] Are you bisexual? It's quite normal.However, sexual orientation is not something that can be determined casually by saying that you are interested. What kind of interest?

[Ming Shui Fu] It is... the kind of interest that especially wants to make him fat.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast]?

[Soldiers are precious and fast] What kind of interest is this? If it is not motivated by jealousy, it is probably the instinct of adult animals to take care of the weak.

[Ming Shui Fu] I feel that what he eats is better than what I eat.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] The rice in other people's bowls is more delicious, which is normal.

[Ming Shui Fu] After living with him for a period of time, I lived in a dormitory and changed roommates, and couldn't sleep.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] Normal, some people recognize the bed and some recognize the roommate.Unfamiliar environments and people are indeed prone to insomnia.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] Wait a minute, the friend you are talking about, could it be me?

【Mingshui Fu】...

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] If it's you, please forget what I said above, you are.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] Do you finally want to attack customers?

Han Xuandong automatically blocked Tian Bing's subsequent words, put down his phone, closed his eyes and counted sheep.

After falling asleep, he had a dream that Xian Sucao got married, and the bride was Bai Fumei who ran a chain restaurant.

He attended Xian Sucao's wedding as the best man, and Xian Sucao took his hand very touched and said: "Brother Xuan, we are good brothers forever. If you give birth to a boy, I will give birth to a girl. Wait for them to grow up." We're married, we're a family.

Han Xuandong doesn't want a boy.At the same time, he didn't like the title father-in-law very much.

So he woke up in a tangle.

After waking up, he was in a daze.

In the morning he had been wandering, and almost missed the report on the 110-meter hurdles.During the race, he was also a little absent-minded. He didn't cross the last hurdle, and directly crossed the finish line against the hurdle.

Xian Sucao noticed something was wrong with him, and after he left the field, she walked towards him with a pack of chicken wing roots and a bottle of mineral water, and pressed the mineral water bottle to his face: "Are you feeling unwell? Did you have a heat stroke?"

Han Xuandong shook his head, rinsed his mouth with mineral water, and then stuffed the whole chicken wing root into his mouth. "I have something on my mind."

Xian Sucao opened her arms and hugged him: "When you want to talk, just tell me, it's okay."

Han Xuandong was very moved and relieved.In any case, he thought, maintaining the status quo was the best choice for him at the moment.

The success rate of turning a brother into a wife is still too low. If you screw up, the wife will be gone, and the brother will be gone.

This is the first time he has been attracted to a man when he grows up. Han Xuandong never hesitated in dealing with his feelings before, but this time he admits to being cowardly, because he does not want to face the possibility of loss.

He and Xian Sucao are good brothers, and they can do it fair and honest. If Xian Sucao falls in love in the future, he will have to check it out. Xian Sucao will never ignore his own suggestions, and he can be confident as Xian Su The most important person around Cao.

After unraveling the matter in his mind, Han Xuandong quickly recovered his state.In the subsequent three-point line shooting, he easily won the championship with a score of ten shots and ten shots, and received a large number of screams from the female crowd and whistles from the male crowd.

The total score of the maintenance department and other departments is getting bigger and bigger. In the last high jump competition, Han Xuandong wanted to let himself go.

He looked at Xian Sucao sitting behind the high jumper, and inexplicably thought of the TV series that he often saw in elementary school. When the hero and heroine first met, they would 100% accidentally kiss when they wrestled.

He wondered if he accidentally fell off the sponge pad, would he accidentally kiss Xian Sucao's mouth.

He began to daze on the runway and didn't recover until the referee blew his whistle.Run-up, take-off, a beautiful carp crossed the high jump rack.

But because he used too much force, he didn't fall immediately after passing the bar, and the whole person flew out of the protection range of the sponge pad.Xian Sucao was the first to react, got up half-kneeling and supported his head with both hands to prevent him from knocking his head on the plastic floor and causing tragedy.

"Are you ok?"

Seeing him lying upright in his arms and not responding, Xian Sucao asked with concern.

Han Xuandong gathered up his scattered thoughts, got up together, boom!Hit Xian Sucao's jaw.

Xian Sucao "hissed" and leaned back, Han Xuandong quickly turned to look at his situation, unexpectedly at this time Xian Sucao bowed forward again, their noses were facing each other, their lips were stuck together .

So soft and cool.Han Xuandong expressed emotion in his heart.

The two stared at each other for a while, Xian Sucao was the first to react, pushed Han Xuandong away, and buried her face in her palm.

Han Xuandong recollected it, and a ball of fireworks exploded in his mind.

After the fireworks disappeared, a bright red and beaming banner was unfurled, with a few big characters flying on it: "Warmly celebrate Han Xuandong's 29-year-old happy loss of first kiss".

He covered his reddened nose and hurriedly concealed it: "Just now, it was an accident! I'm sorry!"

Xian Sucao gave a soft "hmm" and raised his head, the corners of his eyes were also a little red, which made Han Xuandong feel hot.

It's over, now my first kiss is really gone.

Although the target is Xiansucao, he doesn't suffer a disadvantage, but he always feels...too sloppy, he only tasted the texture, not the taste at all.

……

Why didn't he open his mouth just now?