Online Dating Hurts People
Chapter 41 Seduce Plan B
Liuyangdian is a village composed of many yards with white walls and red tiles. The relative who asked Han Xuandong for help was the one closest to the national highway.
There used to be a big jujube tree planted in the yard of this house, but in March, the tree was broken in a strong wind, and half of the yard wall collapsed.
The owner of the house didn't want to spend more money, so he just let the tree lie across the yard. The hostess insisted that the courtyard wall collapsed, and she couldn't sleep well at night, sobbing and crying for more than two months. Tired of crying, it was only then that he remembered Han Xuandong, a cheap and easy-going nephew, and insisted on his help.
Driving in the car, Han Xuandong frowned when he saw the big tree that collapsed half of the wall from a distance.
The tree is conservatively estimated to weigh 60 kilograms, and it is so big that it cannot be moved out of the yard without a special vehicle.As early as on the phone, he persuaded the uncle to hire a special person to come, but the other party refused to agree, fearing that it would cost money, and said that the tree was planted by his grandfather for more than [-] years, and he did not want him to chop it up for firewood , must be sold in its entirety.
He stopped the car by the wheat field not far away and called the wood factory.
The price of jujube wood is not high, such a tree is only about [-] yuan at most, and after deducting the labor cost of driving and handling, it is only a small change.Han Xuandong thought of the character of the family who called him, and when he hung up the phone at the wood factory, he rubbed his brows in distress.
They got out of the car, Han Xuandong led Xian Sucao to the gate of the relative's house, the host had been waiting at the gate early on, recognized him, and smiled showing his leaky front teeth.
"This is my Uncle Man." Han Xuandong introduced to Xian Sucao in Mandarin, then turned around and greeted Uncle Man in dialect.
Xian Su looked at this short man carelessly, and his irritability and resentment because his dating plan was disrupted could not be shown on the surface, so he had to slander him that his figure and appearance couldn't be compared with Han Xuandong, but on the surface he was still very handsome. He bowed politely and said softly Man Shuzao.
Han Xuandong introduced him to Uncle Man again in dialect: "This is...my friend. His surname is Xian, and his name is Xian Sucao."
"Good boy, he's quite handsome." Uncle Man patted Xian Sucao's shoulders heavily with his old bark-like hand, and he said hello to both of them, then turned his hands away, anxious to send him away. The two lead into the yard.
Uncle Man's wife looked younger than him, with a standard appearance of a rural woman, with a dark face, a pair of mean and shrewd eyes, and thin crow's feet at the corners of the eyes.
She warmly greeted the two young men, her eyes paused on Xian Sucao for a while, then hurriedly moved away, poured a cup of hot tea for each of the three men in the yard, then turned and disappeared into the house .
Han Xuandong argued with Uncle Man again about the jujube tree, they still communicated in dialect, Xian Sucao listened to him like an outsider.I just felt that the more they chatted, the louder their voices became, and the faster they spoke, as if they were going to quarrel at any time.
Han Xuandong said that he could either chop up the jujube trees as firewood, or hire people from the timber factory to move them and earn about a hundred yuan.Uncle Man thought that the selling value of this jujube tree would definitely not be less than one thousand if it was complete, and the minimum could only be accepted at eight hundred, and any lower would be deduction of the money he should have earned.
The two argued for a long time, and finally each gave in. Uncle Man went to find someone to borrow a large truck, and Han Xuandong cut the jujube tree into several sections and loaded it on.
He did what he said, and Han Xuandong found a saw, first divided the trunk of the jujube tree, and then began to cut off the branches, keeping them as firewood.
He took off his T-shirt, and with his upper body bare, he swung an ax to chop branches, revealing deep impatience with every stroke.Xian Sucao watched from the side, seeing his smooth and powerful muscle lines, relaxed and relaxed following his movements, his eyes glowed with envy, it took a long time to recover, and he patted his flushed cheeks with excitement. Face.
This is a good time for him to show off his boyfriend power, he can't just stand there and drool.
Xian Sucao took off his shirt slowly, rolled up his trouser legs and rubbed against Han Xuandong, and began to scratch the branches with his bare hands.Han Xuandong smelled the smell of roses on his body, and when he turned his face, he saw Xian Sucao's bare chest and the two small spots on his chest, and when he let go, he was almost hit by an axe.
Han Xuandong took a deep breath, trying to restrain himself from being too obvious, just now he almost jumped away covering his face.He picked up the ax again, stood on the moral high ground and pointed at Xian Sucao: "It's broad daylight, how can you be so careless, go and put on your clothes!!!"
"Ah?" Xian Sucao just broke off a twig, followed Han Xuandong's fingers to look at her chest, and subconsciously covered the two pink spots, "Where are you looking...!"
"No, you have the upper body of a big man, I have it, everyone has it, and it's nothing to look at."
Xian Sucao murmured a few words in a low voice, broke off another branch, made a big fork on her chest, raised her head and said loudly: "Didn't you wear it, and you don't know how to behave!"
"Brother is a man, men don't pay so much attention," Han Xuandong pressed his fist against his chest, and after he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong, looked at his chest muscles...and Xian Su's careless, thinking Sure enough, children are delicate and delicate, with different colors, coughing is wrong, and you can't think about it!He picked up his T-shirt and threw it on Xian Sucao. "I have to do physical work later, it's so uncomfortable to sweat all over my clothes, and it's not easy to work hard. Put your clothes on and find a place to take them with you. It's very hot today."
"I'm a man too," Xian Sucao was unconvinced, and put Han Xuandong's T-shirt on top of his shirt, but still covered his chest with the two branches, "I've followed, a tree Divide it into four pieces and how much each piece weighs, even if I can’t move it by myself, two people moving it together can save you some effort.”
Han Xuandong felt that what he said made sense, at least he couldn't find any reason to refute it, so he could only let him help.
Although Xian Sucao is white and thin, it is not tender at all—at least the palms of his hands are calloused, and he feels like he has not done rough work when he touches it. Branches thicker than his wrists dare to touch his knees Breaking it with bare hands, that sound is really scary.
Han Xuandong listened to it for a long time, and couldn't take it anymore, so he handed him the saw. It was the first time for Xian Sucao to take such a sharp tool, and he was as careful as catching a dozen crabs with claws and claws. It took a long time to saw it off. A twig.
They finally cleaned up the miscellaneous branches, and Uncle Man had the cheek to borrow the truck from someone else's house.Han Xuandong tried to move the tree trunk, but it was not easy to move even if he was separated by himself, he subconsciously glanced at Xian Sucao who was spitting on the palm of his hand, and decided to ask Uncle Man to get off the car to help.
Xian Sucao deliberately went around in front of him, posing a few fit poses in order to show off his lack of obvious muscles.
Han Xuandong's eyes unconsciously fell on the two points on his chest.
He put down the piece of wood that had just been raised, and took out two band-aids from his pocket, covering the two spots on Xian Sucao's chest.
Xian Sucao: "..."
"The trunk is very rough, this thing is more delicate, it will hurt if worn out." Han Xuandong said righteously.
Xian Sucao: "You're sticking to my hair, it hurts."
Han Xuandong quickly covered his mouth: "Don't talk nonsense."
Always saying something that makes people think, Han Xuandong is about to be bored to death.
But Xian Sucao didn't understand what he said wrongly, he thought for a while, and suddenly realized.
The reincarnation of Snow White should not have body hair, no matter how fine the fluff is.
Han Xuandong was afraid that his skin would be worn out, so Xian Sucao had no choice but to put on his shirt.
Han Xuandong was worried that the light-colored shirt would be dirty and difficult to wash, so Xian Sucao had to put on Han Xuandong's T-shirt.
Han Xuandong couldn't find any other faults, so he had to carry the wood onto the truck with him.
After moving the wood, I carried all the branches into the woodshed.Han Xuandong took out a bottle of ointment, regardless of whether Xian Sucao was injured or not, he wiped all his exposed skin with the ointment before going to repair the crushed wall, and said nothing to let Xian Sucao helped.
"You actually know how to build walls!" Xian Sucao watched from the side, and couldn't help but marvel.
Han Xuandong gave a "hmm" and wiped the sweat from the corners of his eyes with his arm, "Stay away from me, don't get your clothes stained by cement."
Hearing this, Xian Su hastily stepped back two steps, looked at it curiously for a while, and then turned and went out the door.
Not long after, he brought a thermos.
"Ice water from the village," Xian Sucao said, "I'll feed you if you're thirsty."
Han Xuandong agreed to continue building the wall.
His movements were careful, but he still inevitably got the cement stuck to his trousers.
Han Xuandong was busy until one o'clock, and both of them were hungry when they finished work.Uncle Man's family had finished their meal, and Aunt Man looked at them with guilty eyes. Uncle Man said that there was no leftovers at home, and the hospitality was poor, but there was no trace of apology on his face.
Han Xuandong waved his hands and said it was all right, washed his hands and wiped off the cement on his pants, and beckoned to take Xian Sucao to the restaurant.
Xian Sucao wanted to take him to the high-end restaurant that she had dreamed of, but both of them were disheartened now, after hesitating for a long time, they had to give up, followed Han Xuandong to a small restaurant in the village, and ate some home-cooked food casually.
After returning home and taking a shower, Han Xuandong was so tired that he lay on the bed and slept all afternoon with his eyes closed.
After waking up with no appetite, Han Xuandong only ate a few chopsticks, and when it was almost time, Xian Sucao dragged him to the cinema.
He hadn't read the introduction to "Love After the Rain" when he booked the tickets. He only saw the title and thought it was a romantic movie, but when he saw the poster in the theater, he realized it was a horror movie.
Horror movies are horror movies.
It seems quite embarrassing for two old men to watch a romantic movie together, the hero and heroine hold hands and poke their mouths. Horror movies are just right, they can have intimate physical contact very naturally when there are horror scenes.
Xian Sucao believes that this is the best time to show his boyfriend's strength.
Han Xuandong thought the same way, he was already ready for Xian Sucao to crawl into his arms in fear and let him rub her round and flatten her.
As a result, both of them miscalculated each other's psychological endurance.
The horror of the movie screen is really scary, but in the cold and mysterious winter, you can pick loofahs on the roof in a thunderstorm, and you can pick cockroaches all over the house with a dragged child, and you are so bold; Pale, but as long as there is food in his mouth, he will not be afraid to hide everywhere under any circumstances.
Xian Sucao bought a big bucket of popcorn, and when he encountered a tense scene, he filled his mouth with snacks faster than a hamster. Han Xuandong was hungry after hearing that, so the movie was less than halfway through, and the popcorn lying between the two The rice crackers are finished.
Both of them began to lose their minds on the movie, Xian Sucao looked at Han Xuandong quietly, Han Xuandong looked at Xian Sucao quietly, because the light in the movie theater was too dim, their eyes met, but not completely on, but both of them had the same thoughts.
——Why doesn't he hide in my arms?
In the end, Xian Sucao chose to compromise with reality, and the mountain didn't come towards me, so I walked towards the mountain, twisted my body very stiffly, and grabbed Han Xuandong's arm.
Han Xuandong held his hand in a sensible way: "Are you afraid?"
Xian Sucao gave an "um", and Han Xuandong pressed his shoulders, and pressed him into his arms.
Sticking to Han Xuandong's chest as she wished, Xian Sucao closed her eyes in satisfaction, and rubbed it lightly twice.
Not long after, he felt a little sore in his waist.
This posture is really awkward. Although Xian Sucao just went to college, he hasn't exercised regularly for a long time. His body has entered middle age, and his ribs are still being pressed by the armrest, making him extremely uncomfortable.
But Xian Sucao thinks he can bear it.
He endured it until the movie ended an hour later, and when he got up he almost died instantly without pain.
The movie watching plan was completed, but Han Xuandong still didn't notice his seduction.
Xian Sucao tossed his old waist in vain, but he still had a day to plan, so he was not discouraged, but geared up and prepared to make persistent efforts.
There used to be a big jujube tree planted in the yard of this house, but in March, the tree was broken in a strong wind, and half of the yard wall collapsed.
The owner of the house didn't want to spend more money, so he just let the tree lie across the yard. The hostess insisted that the courtyard wall collapsed, and she couldn't sleep well at night, sobbing and crying for more than two months. Tired of crying, it was only then that he remembered Han Xuandong, a cheap and easy-going nephew, and insisted on his help.
Driving in the car, Han Xuandong frowned when he saw the big tree that collapsed half of the wall from a distance.
The tree is conservatively estimated to weigh 60 kilograms, and it is so big that it cannot be moved out of the yard without a special vehicle.As early as on the phone, he persuaded the uncle to hire a special person to come, but the other party refused to agree, fearing that it would cost money, and said that the tree was planted by his grandfather for more than [-] years, and he did not want him to chop it up for firewood , must be sold in its entirety.
He stopped the car by the wheat field not far away and called the wood factory.
The price of jujube wood is not high, such a tree is only about [-] yuan at most, and after deducting the labor cost of driving and handling, it is only a small change.Han Xuandong thought of the character of the family who called him, and when he hung up the phone at the wood factory, he rubbed his brows in distress.
They got out of the car, Han Xuandong led Xian Sucao to the gate of the relative's house, the host had been waiting at the gate early on, recognized him, and smiled showing his leaky front teeth.
"This is my Uncle Man." Han Xuandong introduced to Xian Sucao in Mandarin, then turned around and greeted Uncle Man in dialect.
Xian Su looked at this short man carelessly, and his irritability and resentment because his dating plan was disrupted could not be shown on the surface, so he had to slander him that his figure and appearance couldn't be compared with Han Xuandong, but on the surface he was still very handsome. He bowed politely and said softly Man Shuzao.
Han Xuandong introduced him to Uncle Man again in dialect: "This is...my friend. His surname is Xian, and his name is Xian Sucao."
"Good boy, he's quite handsome." Uncle Man patted Xian Sucao's shoulders heavily with his old bark-like hand, and he said hello to both of them, then turned his hands away, anxious to send him away. The two lead into the yard.
Uncle Man's wife looked younger than him, with a standard appearance of a rural woman, with a dark face, a pair of mean and shrewd eyes, and thin crow's feet at the corners of the eyes.
She warmly greeted the two young men, her eyes paused on Xian Sucao for a while, then hurriedly moved away, poured a cup of hot tea for each of the three men in the yard, then turned and disappeared into the house .
Han Xuandong argued with Uncle Man again about the jujube tree, they still communicated in dialect, Xian Sucao listened to him like an outsider.I just felt that the more they chatted, the louder their voices became, and the faster they spoke, as if they were going to quarrel at any time.
Han Xuandong said that he could either chop up the jujube trees as firewood, or hire people from the timber factory to move them and earn about a hundred yuan.Uncle Man thought that the selling value of this jujube tree would definitely not be less than one thousand if it was complete, and the minimum could only be accepted at eight hundred, and any lower would be deduction of the money he should have earned.
The two argued for a long time, and finally each gave in. Uncle Man went to find someone to borrow a large truck, and Han Xuandong cut the jujube tree into several sections and loaded it on.
He did what he said, and Han Xuandong found a saw, first divided the trunk of the jujube tree, and then began to cut off the branches, keeping them as firewood.
He took off his T-shirt, and with his upper body bare, he swung an ax to chop branches, revealing deep impatience with every stroke.Xian Sucao watched from the side, seeing his smooth and powerful muscle lines, relaxed and relaxed following his movements, his eyes glowed with envy, it took a long time to recover, and he patted his flushed cheeks with excitement. Face.
This is a good time for him to show off his boyfriend power, he can't just stand there and drool.
Xian Sucao took off his shirt slowly, rolled up his trouser legs and rubbed against Han Xuandong, and began to scratch the branches with his bare hands.Han Xuandong smelled the smell of roses on his body, and when he turned his face, he saw Xian Sucao's bare chest and the two small spots on his chest, and when he let go, he was almost hit by an axe.
Han Xuandong took a deep breath, trying to restrain himself from being too obvious, just now he almost jumped away covering his face.He picked up the ax again, stood on the moral high ground and pointed at Xian Sucao: "It's broad daylight, how can you be so careless, go and put on your clothes!!!"
"Ah?" Xian Sucao just broke off a twig, followed Han Xuandong's fingers to look at her chest, and subconsciously covered the two pink spots, "Where are you looking...!"
"No, you have the upper body of a big man, I have it, everyone has it, and it's nothing to look at."
Xian Sucao murmured a few words in a low voice, broke off another branch, made a big fork on her chest, raised her head and said loudly: "Didn't you wear it, and you don't know how to behave!"
"Brother is a man, men don't pay so much attention," Han Xuandong pressed his fist against his chest, and after he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong, looked at his chest muscles...and Xian Su's careless, thinking Sure enough, children are delicate and delicate, with different colors, coughing is wrong, and you can't think about it!He picked up his T-shirt and threw it on Xian Sucao. "I have to do physical work later, it's so uncomfortable to sweat all over my clothes, and it's not easy to work hard. Put your clothes on and find a place to take them with you. It's very hot today."
"I'm a man too," Xian Sucao was unconvinced, and put Han Xuandong's T-shirt on top of his shirt, but still covered his chest with the two branches, "I've followed, a tree Divide it into four pieces and how much each piece weighs, even if I can’t move it by myself, two people moving it together can save you some effort.”
Han Xuandong felt that what he said made sense, at least he couldn't find any reason to refute it, so he could only let him help.
Although Xian Sucao is white and thin, it is not tender at all—at least the palms of his hands are calloused, and he feels like he has not done rough work when he touches it. Branches thicker than his wrists dare to touch his knees Breaking it with bare hands, that sound is really scary.
Han Xuandong listened to it for a long time, and couldn't take it anymore, so he handed him the saw. It was the first time for Xian Sucao to take such a sharp tool, and he was as careful as catching a dozen crabs with claws and claws. It took a long time to saw it off. A twig.
They finally cleaned up the miscellaneous branches, and Uncle Man had the cheek to borrow the truck from someone else's house.Han Xuandong tried to move the tree trunk, but it was not easy to move even if he was separated by himself, he subconsciously glanced at Xian Sucao who was spitting on the palm of his hand, and decided to ask Uncle Man to get off the car to help.
Xian Sucao deliberately went around in front of him, posing a few fit poses in order to show off his lack of obvious muscles.
Han Xuandong's eyes unconsciously fell on the two points on his chest.
He put down the piece of wood that had just been raised, and took out two band-aids from his pocket, covering the two spots on Xian Sucao's chest.
Xian Sucao: "..."
"The trunk is very rough, this thing is more delicate, it will hurt if worn out." Han Xuandong said righteously.
Xian Sucao: "You're sticking to my hair, it hurts."
Han Xuandong quickly covered his mouth: "Don't talk nonsense."
Always saying something that makes people think, Han Xuandong is about to be bored to death.
But Xian Sucao didn't understand what he said wrongly, he thought for a while, and suddenly realized.
The reincarnation of Snow White should not have body hair, no matter how fine the fluff is.
Han Xuandong was afraid that his skin would be worn out, so Xian Sucao had no choice but to put on his shirt.
Han Xuandong was worried that the light-colored shirt would be dirty and difficult to wash, so Xian Sucao had to put on Han Xuandong's T-shirt.
Han Xuandong couldn't find any other faults, so he had to carry the wood onto the truck with him.
After moving the wood, I carried all the branches into the woodshed.Han Xuandong took out a bottle of ointment, regardless of whether Xian Sucao was injured or not, he wiped all his exposed skin with the ointment before going to repair the crushed wall, and said nothing to let Xian Sucao helped.
"You actually know how to build walls!" Xian Sucao watched from the side, and couldn't help but marvel.
Han Xuandong gave a "hmm" and wiped the sweat from the corners of his eyes with his arm, "Stay away from me, don't get your clothes stained by cement."
Hearing this, Xian Su hastily stepped back two steps, looked at it curiously for a while, and then turned and went out the door.
Not long after, he brought a thermos.
"Ice water from the village," Xian Sucao said, "I'll feed you if you're thirsty."
Han Xuandong agreed to continue building the wall.
His movements were careful, but he still inevitably got the cement stuck to his trousers.
Han Xuandong was busy until one o'clock, and both of them were hungry when they finished work.Uncle Man's family had finished their meal, and Aunt Man looked at them with guilty eyes. Uncle Man said that there was no leftovers at home, and the hospitality was poor, but there was no trace of apology on his face.
Han Xuandong waved his hands and said it was all right, washed his hands and wiped off the cement on his pants, and beckoned to take Xian Sucao to the restaurant.
Xian Sucao wanted to take him to the high-end restaurant that she had dreamed of, but both of them were disheartened now, after hesitating for a long time, they had to give up, followed Han Xuandong to a small restaurant in the village, and ate some home-cooked food casually.
After returning home and taking a shower, Han Xuandong was so tired that he lay on the bed and slept all afternoon with his eyes closed.
After waking up with no appetite, Han Xuandong only ate a few chopsticks, and when it was almost time, Xian Sucao dragged him to the cinema.
He hadn't read the introduction to "Love After the Rain" when he booked the tickets. He only saw the title and thought it was a romantic movie, but when he saw the poster in the theater, he realized it was a horror movie.
Horror movies are horror movies.
It seems quite embarrassing for two old men to watch a romantic movie together, the hero and heroine hold hands and poke their mouths. Horror movies are just right, they can have intimate physical contact very naturally when there are horror scenes.
Xian Sucao believes that this is the best time to show his boyfriend's strength.
Han Xuandong thought the same way, he was already ready for Xian Sucao to crawl into his arms in fear and let him rub her round and flatten her.
As a result, both of them miscalculated each other's psychological endurance.
The horror of the movie screen is really scary, but in the cold and mysterious winter, you can pick loofahs on the roof in a thunderstorm, and you can pick cockroaches all over the house with a dragged child, and you are so bold; Pale, but as long as there is food in his mouth, he will not be afraid to hide everywhere under any circumstances.
Xian Sucao bought a big bucket of popcorn, and when he encountered a tense scene, he filled his mouth with snacks faster than a hamster. Han Xuandong was hungry after hearing that, so the movie was less than halfway through, and the popcorn lying between the two The rice crackers are finished.
Both of them began to lose their minds on the movie, Xian Sucao looked at Han Xuandong quietly, Han Xuandong looked at Xian Sucao quietly, because the light in the movie theater was too dim, their eyes met, but not completely on, but both of them had the same thoughts.
——Why doesn't he hide in my arms?
In the end, Xian Sucao chose to compromise with reality, and the mountain didn't come towards me, so I walked towards the mountain, twisted my body very stiffly, and grabbed Han Xuandong's arm.
Han Xuandong held his hand in a sensible way: "Are you afraid?"
Xian Sucao gave an "um", and Han Xuandong pressed his shoulders, and pressed him into his arms.
Sticking to Han Xuandong's chest as she wished, Xian Sucao closed her eyes in satisfaction, and rubbed it lightly twice.
Not long after, he felt a little sore in his waist.
This posture is really awkward. Although Xian Sucao just went to college, he hasn't exercised regularly for a long time. His body has entered middle age, and his ribs are still being pressed by the armrest, making him extremely uncomfortable.
But Xian Sucao thinks he can bear it.
He endured it until the movie ended an hour later, and when he got up he almost died instantly without pain.
The movie watching plan was completed, but Han Xuandong still didn't notice his seduction.
Xian Sucao tossed his old waist in vain, but he still had a day to plan, so he was not discouraged, but geared up and prepared to make persistent efforts.
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