Online Dating Hurts People

In the cold winter at night, the air conditioner was lowered from 26 degrees to [-] degrees, but it was still too hot to sleep.

He and Xian Sucao agreed tacitly not to sleep next to each other, and each of them occupied a bedside. He was still awake at two o'clock in the morning, but felt as unreal as in a dream.

Xian Sucao turned her back to him and sent a message to Liu Qingbai.

[Qing Pingle] I'm with him.

[Innocent Pigeon] Who?

【Qing Pingle】It was the one who was invited to film with me that day.

[Qing Ping Le] When you investigated me, didn't you see those postings about CP?

[Qing Ping Le] The rumors are not groundless.

[Innocent Pigeon] Oh.

【Innocent Pigeon】Okay, remember to come to me after breaking up, my door is always open for you, eh~

【Qing Ping Le】...

[Qing Ping Le] Can't you change your favorite?We are all adults now, no matter how good the memories of junior high school are, they have been beautified, and now I may not be as good as you imagined.

【Innocent Pigeon】Who told you that I liked you because of those shitty things in junior high school?

[Innocent Pigeon] If you were ugly, I wouldn't want to get back together with you.

[Qing Ping Le] Please don't use compound to describe our relationship.

【Innocent Pigeon】Have you read the scandal about me?

【Qingpingle】?

【Innocent Pigeon】The rumors are not groundless.

Xian Sucao opened the browser, subconsciously entered Liu Qinbao in the search box, then deleted it and changed it to Liu Qingbai.I found out that the prince of Qisheng Group and several artists of its entertainment company have been rumored to be scandalized.

【Qing Ping Le】...

【Innocent Pigeon】Life is short, enjoy yourself in time.

【Innocent Pigeon】It doesn't matter if Xiaodonghua doesn't want to fall in love with me,

【Innocent Pigeon】I figured it out one day, welcome to come and play with me anytime~

[Qing Pingle] No way.

[Qing Ping Le] Don't call me winter flower, it sounds like winter melon.

【Innocent Pigeon】You said it yourself.

[Innocent Pigeon] From now on, I won’t call you Idle Winter Flower, I will call you Little Winter Melon~

【Qingpingle】[Smile.jpg]

It was very late, Xian Sucao had never stayed up so late.

He turned off his mobile phone, closed his eyes and planned to sleep. In his mind, the sheep were jumping over the fence one by one, but it was difficult for him to calm down. When he counted the sheep, he forgot the number. He started counting from the beginning again, and the more he counted, the more energetic he became.

The effect of counting sheep was not obvious, so he counted dumplings again.

Just when he counted to No.20, a dumpling, Han Xuandong suddenly turned around and let out a "puff puff puff" breath.

Xian Sucao responded to him with a nasal voice, indicating that she was not asleep yet.

"Fu Yixin is married." Han Xuandong said.

After the hospital farewell, he and Fu Yixin hadn't been in touch again, so Xian Sucao thought for a while before he remembered who Fu Yixin was.

"Did she send you a message asking you to go to her wedding?"

"No," Han Xuandong shook his head, "I checked her Moments, and she has obtained the certificate, but she didn't say that she will hold a wedding."

"Oh." Xian Su understood clearly, opened his WeChat circle of friends close to Changcao, and liked Fu Yixin's post on the marriage certificate.

"Her husband is a policeman, and the two met through arresting Internet fraudsters," Han Xuandong said.

Xian Sucao suddenly felt a little strange, usually Han Xuandong would not gossip about other people with him, he turned to face Han Xuandong and asked him: "You care so much about what she does, do you like her? "

"How is it possible!" Han Xuandong quickly denied, "Even if I have had more than a dozen exes, I am not the kind of scumbag who would break his heart in two and fall in love with two people at the same time! I only like you."

Although Xian Sucao has never been in a relationship, she has been immersed in the 18+ game environment all the year round, and has watched a lot of 818: "Swearing each other is the standard for scumbags, because they don't need to spend money."

Han Xuandong was speechless, and after a long time asked again: "Are you jealous?"

"Although we haven't formally started online dating, we've already started." Xian Sucao replied.

"Then you're just jealous," Han Xuandong was inexplicably happy, and leaned closer to Xian Sucao. "Do you know what her husband's name is?"

"Why did you even inquire about her husband's name?" Xian Sucao poured down a bottle of vinegar, and pursed her mouth unhappily.

"It's Wei Yiren," Han Xuandong said, "It's quite right to be dedicated to one person."

Then, he reached out and took Xian Sucao into his arms, buried the tip of his nose in his neck and sniffed, and said, "I am Xuandong, you are Sucao, our names seem to be..."

"That's right too." Xian Sucao interrupted him, grabbed his hand and played with his fingers.

"My name is taken from Li Bai's "Qingpingle Painting Hall Morning". It is a flower covered with frost and snow in winter. When everything is silent in a snowstorm, I am a piece of life under the white snow. Plain grass may not be more beautiful than brilliant Xia Hua, but it is just right to adapt to Xuandong, brother Xuan, I just match you."

Han Xuandong was a little dazed when he heard it, Xian Sucao called him again, and it took him a long time to realize: "What's wrong?"

"Go to bed early, tomorrow is Monday," Xian Sucao said, taking a deep breath, "Good night."

"Good night."

For the next two days, they had to say goodnight to each other before falling asleep.

Xian Sucao booked a bus ticket back to Province S on Wednesday night, and Han Xuandong sent him to the station. While waiting for the ticket to be checked, the two of them sat on the rest chair and exchanged messages on QQ face to face, adapting to the life of online dating in advance.

The train is about to enter the station, and the broadcast calls Xian Sucao that the passengers on that train are ready to line up to check tickets. Xian Sucao drags Han Xuandong to buy special products. They hide behind the tall shelves in the supermarket at the station, and Xian Sucao grabs Han Xuandong's arm , stood on tiptoe, and dropped a kiss on his right cheek.

Then he blushed and wanted to escape, but was grabbed by Han Xuandong again.

Han Xuandong raised his eyebrows at him angrily: "Is it just a kiss on the face?"

Then, he leaned against Xian Sucao's neck, lowered his head and bit his lips.

When the two separated, Xian Sucao took two steps back, pretending to pick out canned food: "There is monitoring."

"What are you afraid of?" Han Xuandong said indifferently, "We both have such good looks, anyone who sees them is taking a big advantage."

He spoke frankly, but his ears were still flushed.

After the two parted, everything was as usual.

Except that Han Xuandong is a little anxious, he has to write love poems to Xian Sucao every day, but no matter how he writes, he feels dissatisfied.

On the weekend, he packed all the love poems for Xian Sucao to read, and asked him for opinions. After Xian Sucao read all of them, he did not express any opinions directly, but said to him: "Every word you and I said is in my heart. My heart is full of the most touching love poems, I have lost the standard of judging you."

Han Xuandong realized.

Then he stopped thinking about writing love poems for Xian Sucao every day, but Xian Sucao still copied every poem he wrote on colored letter paper and bound it into a very delicate little book.

Among relatives and friends, Tian Bing was the first to notice that something was wrong between the two.

[Soldiers are precious and fast] Do you feel that something is not right between Ahuaer and Keke recently?

【You take the child first】?

【Cloud Crane】?

【Rainbow is the best】?

[Soldiers are precious and fast] Ah Hua'er doesn't show much flirtatiously anymore, and the guests don't scold him once in a while.

【Old Chinese Medicine】There must be a reason for abnormal things?

【Mingshui Fu】.

[Ming Shui Fu] Is it that obvious?

[Qing Pingle] We are together.

[Soldiers are expensive and fast] Oh? ? ?

[Moon Tingting]? ? ?

[Poetry and wine taking advantage of the years]? ? ?

【Little Pity】? ? ?

[Old Chinese Doctor] No, what the hell, are you serious? ? ?

[Ming Shui Fu] Yes, what's the matter, are you envious?

【Old Chinese Medicine】[Gays are actually by my side.jpg]

【Yue Tingting】[It's all gay, it's so cool.jpg]

[You take the child first] Damn, I don't feel anything about when it happened.

[Qing Ping Le] Only in the last few days.

[Ming Shui Fu] You talk first, I will have a private conversation with Concubine Xian.

Han Xuandong exited the group chat interface, changed his QQid to [King Han], and then sent a screenshot to Xian Sucao.

[King Han] Are we a little too low-key, are you considering changing your couple ID, concubine Xian?

【Concubine Xian】...

Xian Sucao originally wanted to say that he had changed his mind, but after thinking about it carefully, the couple IDs of Ming Shuifu and Qing Pingle seemed a bit far-fetched.

[Concubine Xian] It's okay to change the ID of a couple, but I don't think it's okay for your ID.

[King Han] Cough, you are right.

【Hua Hua】Then let's call Hua Hua Cao Cao!

[Hasty] Good.

【Hua Hua】Hey~

[Hua Hua] Xiao Huang misses you. We will leave the Dragon Boat Festival for three days. I will drive to find you.

[Hasty] Hmm.

[Cross] Do you want to make it public with my parents?

[Huahua] Can I do it?

[Hao Cao] Sooner or later, don't worry, you are so good, they should be able to accept you.

【Flower】[Nodding like garlic.jpg]

Han Xuandong specially bought this calendar, put it on his bedside table, and circled the holidays of the Dragon Boat Festival with a red pen.

The waiting time was incomparably long, Han Xuandong never cut his hair, but went to the hairdresser to have a fluffy side part after it grew to a certain extent.

During this period, Xiao Huang grew up a bit, and lost a lot of gray hair, turning gray and yellow, like a moldy banana.

After Xian Sucao left, Han Xuandong and Xiao Huang's father-son relationship dropped to a freezing point.

Han Xuandong tried to cook by himself for a few days, but often the ingredients were uneven or the heat was not well controlled, and a pot of burnt paste was cooked, and he didn't want to waste it, so he poured it all into Xiaohuang's rice bowl .

Xiao Huang despises this very much. In order to show his determination not to eat the rice cooked by Han Xuandong, after squatting on the toilet to flush the toilet, he also mastered the two skills of filling dog food and pouring water for himself, and truly realized the dog food. Live independently, except for bathing.

Han Xuandong thinks that Xiao Huang is ugly, Xiao Huang thinks that Han Xuandong is clumsy, one person and one dog usually get along very perfunctorily, but they have surprisingly the same expectation for the same thing——The day before the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, Han Xuan Dong looked at the calendar for a while, and looked at the small chat window with Xian Sucao for a while, and was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep. Xiao Huang also slept on the little pumpkin pillow left by Xian Sucao, "woo woo" all night.

The next morning, Xiao Huang yelled at Han Xuandong loudly before five o'clock. Before going out, Han Xuandong carefully dressed himself from the inside out, and hung the blessing bell around his neck , and took a picture of the blessing bell on his chest and sent it to Xian Sucao, asking him if he was thinking about himself.

He thought that Xian Sucao was still sleeping at this time, but he didn't want Xian Sucao to reply his message just as he was about to put down his phone.

[Hasao] I think about it every day.

Xian Sucao sent him a video.

In the video, he shook the longevity lock gently, and the small bells on the pendant collided with each other, making a jingling sound.

[Hua Hua] I heard it.

[Hua Hua] I miss you too.

Han Xuandong drove Xiao Huang for a whole day, and arrived at the gate of S after [-]:[-] in the evening.

He was worried that it would be difficult to find someone at the school gate, but as soon as he opened the car door after parking, Xiao Huang dragged the traction rope and ran out, helping him accurately locate Xian Sucao.

Xian Sucao took them to her home, and immediately took Xiao Huang to familiarize herself with the location of the toilet after entering the house.

Han Xuandong was detained by Xianwen and Liu Lianfang. They were vaccinated by Xian Sucao early in the morning. They had already accepted the fact that "the son found a boyfriend", and they were still shocked when they saw Han Xuandong , because he is not exactly the same as the friend photo that Xian Su hastily showed them before, it is simply irrelevant.

Chatting for no reason, I thought of the middle-aged uncle who used loli photos to cheat male college students in an online dating report not long ago.

It can't be such a coincidence, can it?The victim was my son?

But this Han Xuandong looks quite young, unlike the obscene man with a beer belly and a Mediterranean Mediterranean as described in the news, he is even tall and talented.

Xianwen asked him a few simple questions. Although Han Xuandong was nervous, he answered him fluently. Xianwen was satisfied with his conditions, so he accepted his son-in-law.

But Liu Lianfang was still a little worried, she felt that he was tall and big, and she was afraid that Xian Sucao would be bullied in the future, so she asked him a lot of questions, which made Han Xuandong's palms sweat, but she was still not satisfied.

In the end, Xian Sucao came out and brought Han Xuandong into the bathroom, let him take a bath first, and then sat between his parents, and narrated all his good memories related to Han Xuandong to his parents with dances and voices, and An exaggerated description of Han Xuandong's heroism when he dived to save others without hesitation, and his sweaty heroic appearance on the track and field... He also emotionally recited the love poems Han Xuandong wrote to him, and said something that Han Xuandong said during the live broadcast sarcasm.

"He is a very gentle, caring, strong, upright, motivated, romantic, and humorous person!"

Xian Su hastily searched his mind and put all the good labels he could think of on Han Xuandong's body.

Liu Lianfang asked him: "Then does he have any shortcomings?"

Xian Su thought for a while, "Sometimes he talks a bit oily, and he's not very good at cooking."

Liu Lianfang was relieved, she could tell the shortcomings seriously and prove that their son has no love brain, so those good labels are credible.

"This is a matter between you two young people," she sighed. "Since you really like each other, it doesn't make sense for your parents to intervene."

As soon as Liu Lianfang let go, their relationship was recognized by both parents.

Xian Sucao was very happy, as soon as Han Xuandong came out of the bathroom, he was dragged into the bedroom by him, and then threw herself on the bed.

The sound insulation effect of Xian Sucao's house is very good, Han Xuandong didn't hear the conversation in the living room in the bathroom, he was a little worried: "Did your parents agree?"

"Well," Xian Sucao nodded, "Now we are certified by both parents' seals!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a soft meow was interspersed in the moment of silence. A civet cat ran into the house with small steps and jumped onto the bed. Jumping onto the bed like a cat, he walked around the bed twice in annoyance, then jumped up and bit off Han Xuandong's shoes that were still hanging on his feet.

Seeing the cat, Xian Sucao patted the bed sheet beside her lightly, "Xiao Lihua."

Little Lihua raised one paw, looked at Han Xuandong, hesitated for a while, and finally moved closer to the two of them.

Xian Sucao softened her tone and introduced to him: "His name is Han Xuandong, my boyfriend."

Little Lihua gave a "meow" and sniffed Han Xuandong's hand.

"You can touch him." Xian Sucao said.

Han Xuandong thought that Xian Sucao was talking to him, just as he was about to raise his hand, Xiao Lihua held him down with his small fist, then lowered his head, and rubbed his cheek hard on the back of his hand.

Han Xuandong was a little surprised: "He is so smart and obedient."

"Well, little raccoon flower is very spiritual. If I teach him some things, he can learn it with at most two dried fish."

Xian Sucao smiled proudly and nodded, the corners of her raised mouth suddenly dropped, she leaned forward, the shadow covered Han Xuandong's face, she lowered her head and asked him: "I'm also very smart and well-behaved, Is there any reward?"

His gaze was like a gust of wind, igniting the fire in Han Xuandong's heart.

Han Xuandong's Adam's apple rolled twice, "Yes."

He embraced Xian Sucao's waist, turned over, pressed the person under him, and bit his lip lightly.

"I reward you with me, for a lifetime."