aerobic respiration

You agreed to Madam's request.

Really high-end players always choose the most difficult mode when playing games. Of course it is the same if you are as cool as you. Isn’t it just raising a child? It's more troublesome than the 64-fold loop you wrote alone.

You proudly took over the side mission, and received a happy hug from your wife and a stack of high-quality pregnancy papers.

Solve two problems at once, perfect.

But you still want to find out how strong Mo Yuanyi is, so you specially registered on the forum and asked around, then downloaded the latest PVP combat system of the game under the guidance of other enthusiastic players, and ran to find Yuan excitedly. A duel.

Yuanyi rejected you again and again.

"I don't want to type." He said, lying on the desk and practicing writing strokes intently.

This little boring gourd seems to have opened up recently, and gradually upgraded from a silent piece of wood to a siri with no emotions. Although he still doesn't like to talk, at least he will answer your questions. You are paralyzed on the tatami. Pat him on the back.

"Why?" You asked, and no one said straightly: "Fight me again, just once, come on—"

Maybe he was annoyed by your patting, or you were too noisy to disturb him to write. Before you slapped Yuanyi at the speed of slapping toner on his face, he finally let go and agreed to have another fight with you.

"Hit now?" Yuan Yi asked.

"No, no, no," you quickly waved your hands, your battle system has not been downloaded yet, and the duel now is no different from the previous defeats, "wait for me for a quarter of an hour, and it will be over soon."

Half an hour later, your system update is over, you are gearing up to open the page, and under the guidance of the novice, click on the panel of Yuanyi who is standing idly by.

【Ji Guo Yuan [-]】

Level: Lv.999

Role details:

The second son of the Ji family family, he was born able to use breathing techniques and "penetrate the world", and has a very high talent for swordsmanship.

The damage is nine trillion ninety-nine, and the maneuver is twenty-eight thousand. Don't be his enemy, and don't fight him, unless you are the most evil in the world, or you are stupid.

……

……

you:"……"

You stare dumbly at the "Lv.999" with golden special effects, and you are stunned.

This, this system, is it based on hundreds as the unit?

You click on your panel again.

【Argentine Department】

Level: Lv.16

Age: 17 years old

Height/weight: 163cm·46kg

Region: Japan

Attribute: Chaos · Moderate

性别 ： 女性

……

……

Your pupils quake.

Something went wrong?The experience value calculation code of this system must be wrong, right?The first level of Yuan is almost over a thousand, how can you be only Lv.16? !

You looked at Yuanyi in shock, and saw the child stretch out his hand to slap a few black mosquitos to death expressionlessly, and his short arms left a few fleeting afterimages in the air.

He noticed your gaze, looked up and asked, "Can we start?"

you:"……"

Oh grass.

You feel like your CPU is lagging excessively.

By the time you came back to your senses, you had collapsed on the ground helplessly, hugging his thigh.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong." You sobbed, with sincere feelings and regret, "Boss, take me!"

Don't say it's shameful for you to admit defeat in seconds, and don't say it's shameful for you to hug a child's thigh.

In short, the dog's life matters.

You hugged Yuanyi and cried for a long time, he lowered his head in confusion, "Shouldn't you stop beating?"

"No more fights!" You said firmly, "I will never fight you in my life!"

Yuan nodded, and took your leg pendant back to the room to continue practicing calligraphy.

After this battle, you completely cut off the idea of ​​dying. It just so happened that Madam's weather has improved in the past two days, so you restrained your thoughts and decided to continue living the life of an ordinary maid on Madam's son's cold floor.

As a result, the wall that was smashed when you fought with Yuanyi on the top of Jiguo Mansion was discovered by a passing servant.

You don't know whether you should complain about "It's been a few days and you only found out now", or you should worry about yourself being in a state of mind and forgetting to go back and repair the traces of your crimes. In short, when you react, Jiguo Mansion The news of the infiltrated spies has been spread in the mansion, everyone is in danger, and everyone looks like a thief.

Didn't anyone think about why the spies broke through the wall and entered the courtyard instead of sneaking in?

You can't help but wonder.

The house governor attached great importance to this matter, and summoned all the servants and entourages to question individually. You were also called over, as a person who would tell you to hurry up and play games crazily every time the boss urged you to submit documents. Pigeon scientist, you passed the interrogation of the house governor very easily, but Yuanyi was about to die. He had no concept of lying at all. Not long after you were released by the samurai supported by the country, the house governor was killed by his youngest son. Played out of the room.

In front of everyone who is still waiting for questioning.

your mother.

You are so stupid, the Hiroma, which was originally full of whispers, suddenly became dead silent. You saw Yansheng in the room calling his father and running out in a panic. The younger brother standing in the center of the meeting place.

If human eyes could speak, then you guess the young Patriarch must be shouting now: Yuan Yi, what are you doing, Yuan Yi? !

On the other hand, Yuanyi just quietly lowered his hand holding the scabbard.

Afterwards, you learned from others that Yuanyi cut down the wall of the yard by himself as soon as he was questioned. The governor didn't believe it, and sneered and said what a child can do.

Then he asked suspiciously, "Who are you covering for?"

Yuan shook his head, just said: "It's me."

The governor immediately became angry. He had a bad temper, so he immediately took the knife beside him, threw it to Yuanyi, and said, "Then show me one more time, right here! In front of me!"

So Yuanyi pulled out the blade according to his words, and raised the scabbard to his father.

And then there's the scene you saw before.

you:"……"

You start to think about whether to temporarily hang up and go offline.

-

There are always so many abrupt ups and downs in life.

On the second day after you were arrested and scolded violently by the governor, everyone in the entire country knew the secret of Yuan Yi's gifted bug reincarnation. Dila went to ask Yuanyi about his preferences. Madam was right, it is human nature to wait and see what to eat. She was so worried about the future of her youngest son, she would never have imagined that the two children would suddenly change their positions.

Everyone is rumoring that the family governor is going to change the heir, and there are many brand new objects in Yuanyi's narrow room. Only then do you belatedly realize that this child is holding a face-slapping script.

The god who wrote this script is really bad enough, you think, the relationship between the two brothers Ji Guo is so good, and this sudden whole thing is the rhythm of making them enmity.

You shook your head, leaning on Yuanyi's three tatami mats as always, looking melancholy at the dim beams.

"Yuanyi," you said, "Everyone says your father wants to replace you as heir, what do you think?"

Yuan Yi didn't speak.

He practiced calligraphy almost all afternoon, sitting motionless as a mountain, as if he had truly become a Buddha statue.

Feeling bored, you got up and went back to find your wife.

The madam had obviously heard some rumors, and the worry on her face was even more serious. She was rare and reticent, staring at the blooming calamus in the courtyard outside the house for a long time, seeing the darkness from dusk.

You try not to look sympathetic in your eyes.

"It's time for you to rest." You advised.

The tired-looking lady nodded slightly, and let you help her back to the bedroom where the mattress was prepared, and lay down peacefully.

"Ah Xi." She changed the way, and after you lowered | leaned closer, she gently grabbed your hand, "Does my previous commission still count?"

You froze for a moment, realized what she was pointing at, and shook Madam's hand back.

"Always count." You said, "Which young master needs to leave home in the future, I will take care of him for you."

Madam blinked and shrank into the depths of the bed.

"Thank you." She said, for the first time in front of you, she showed a little delicacy that was completely different from the gentle temperament of being a wife for many years.

She is so beautiful, think about it, if this woman is uglier, or her temper is worse, you will never serve her side. Beauty is in the bones and skin, just the right appearance, soft and docile soul, only these two Only when you exist at the same time will you be deeply attracted by human beings.

"Good night," you say, blowing out the lights on the desk.

The huge sky above fell into darkness.

This is the last time you will say good night to madam.

Because in the middle of the night, she fell ill and died.

The author has something to say: Oni Wu Tsuji Mumi Lv.999——Because he upgraded to 1000 in 999 years

Ji Guo Yuan 999 Lv.999——Because the system’s level limit is only [-]

Shanyi meets a strong man (young woman)——Heartbeat

Ah Department met a strong man (young male)—the boss took me!

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It's almost the end of the first flashback (hands trembling)

Afterwards, unless it was the intermission between Ji Guo brothers, there should not be such a long memory

After entering from the Onari Gate in the east, there is a building called "Hiroma". There is a Noh stage in the courtyard to the south of Hiroma, and a tea room to the south.The meeting place and dormitory in the center are the master's room, and the goshang in the northwest is the lady's room.The big kitchen is where the villains and women stay.The surrounding longhouses are the residences of Shi people.The wall rabbit, the closet and the auxiliary academy are the three characteristic decorations built by the academy.