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The sound column looks at you with an indescribably subtle look.

"What are you talking about?" he said. "That sounds disgusting."

you:"……???"

Didn't this one start first?

Why did he start attacking you personally when he failed to apply for the name of the dish?

You and Inosuke were so angry that you almost got into a fight with Usui, and Tanjiro and Zenitsu held them down desperately. Usui, the hot chicken Party A, did not apologize to you, and Huang Ming directed you to a nearby place as if possessed The Vine House was used to provide rest for members of the Demon Slayer Squad, and then began to deploy tasks.

According to the data on the panel, Shamatzhu Yusui Tianyuan has three wives. There are rumors that there are dangerous ghosts lurking on Yoshihara Street in Taito District. No clues could be found when he went to visit with his identity, so Yu Sui sent his three wives to Huajie, intending to collect information from inside, but for some reason, the recent regular contact between the three of them was suddenly cut off.

No wonder this guy is so anxious to find a female team member. You think, it's because he lost his wife.

But these days, Zhu is too desperate to kill ghosts. He has come up with such a bad idea. Isn't he afraid that his woman will be taken advantage of by some messy guy?

Probably because the idea of ​​complaining on your face is too obvious, Yu Sui explained: "Chizuru and the others are ninjas, I am not worried about things like lurking and dealing with ordinary people."

He threw you a stack of letters, "This is the information they collected. After you sneak into Huajie, the first thing you need to do is to find them."

"It's too exaggerated..." You heard Shanyi next to him murmuring with a sullen face, his voice full of envy and jealousy: "There are three wives, and they are willing to let them go to Huajie..."

"Polygamy was abolished in Japan in 1880." You opened the letters and said without looking up, "So to be precise, Mr. Usui and his three partners are in a cohabitation relationship, and they should not be called wives , but should be counted as lovers."

You pointed out: "The cohabitation relationship is not bound by the law. If Mr. Yu Sui did not force them to engage in the customs industry, then the woman has the freedom to choose to work in Yoshihara, and it has nothing to do with whether Mr. Yu Sui is willing to let her go or not."

Shanyi: "..."

He looked at you blankly.

"Zenyi's focus is probably three wives." Tanjiro said, "Although I think it's better to have only one wife, but Mr. Usui can have three wives, that's amazing."

You shake your head, thinking that Tanjiro is really shallow. The number of wives a man can have has nothing to do with his ability. You have seen poor people who are too poor to get rid of the pot marrying concubines, and you have seen powerful and prestigious knights grow old alone. Marriage is nothing but a symbiotic relationship dominated by men, and there are always more women who get married because of survival costs and external forces than because of love.

"If you are envious, then work hard with Zhu as the goal." You tap paper like flying, flipping through the letters at a glance, "Maybe you can marry three wives by then."

I heard that the salary of Zhu of the Demon Slayer Team is unlimited, and the rich man can pay as much as he wants. If Tanjirou and Zenitsu can really rise to that position, it will not be a problem to like Tokugawa Ieyasu to like people | wives.

Yu Sui hit your head hard.

"Is that the point?" he snapped, "Give me back to the task!"

Discussing the other party's marriage and love relationship in front of the leader seems really not good, you shrink your neck and continue to listen to his assignment of work.

Yu Sui's three wives have narrowed down the locations where ghosts are suspected to be hiding to three places. Your task this time is to sneak into these three stores, find the missing ninja and take over the information.Because the letter sent before repeatedly emphasized that the follow-up team members should not be eye-catching when passing, so Yu Sui decided to disguise you.

This disguise process is very tragic.

As we all know, there is no concept of aesthetics in creatures like Party A, even worse, when Yu Sui just said that he would give you makeup, your eyelids twitched, and you felt a bad premonition. As expected, this idiot with diamonds on his forehead The straight man painted the four of you like flowers, with huge eyelashes, bloody cheeks, flaming red lips, ugly style and distinctive features. When you look in the mirror, you almost don't recognize who is SCP-173 opposite.

"It's so ugly!" You said in shock, "Why did you turn us into this?"

Didn't you say don't attract attention?But now you look more like ghosts than Wu Mi!

"Because it is necessary to cover up the male facial features of these boys." Yu Sui casually said, and tied two high and low ponytails for Zenitsu and Inosuke.

Oh shit, you have to take back the saying that they are a waste of money by walking on the street without wearing a skirt, what kind of human tragedy is this, you feel like your eyes are going blind.

You looked away in pain, and asked frantically, "Then why am I painted so ugly?"

Yu Sui thought for a while and said, "Because you are so beautiful, I don't feel at ease wearing plain makeup."

you:"……"

...and you forgive him.

Responsibilities and tasks, it’s not bad to sacrifice once in a while, after all, the other party is a killer, and there is no way to make up for others to turn into a business accident, just bear with it and pass.

You try to console yourself.

But soon you realize that being considerate to Yu Sui is a waste of affection.

Because after Sha Matt painted you as ghosts, he turned around and took off the makeup on his face.

Fuck, who is this handsome guy?

This is your first reaction after seeing Yu Sui Suyan.

Damn it, why is this handsome guy's head attached to Yin Zhu's body?

This is your second reaction after seeing Yu Sui Suyan.

Some people say that a man's unclean face is a disaster. Yu Sui proved this point in reverse. Without the obstruction of the coquettish eye makeup, you just noticed that the voice of the Ghost Slayer Squad is actually tall and straight. His face and The lowered eyes and facial features of the traditional Japanese are completely different. They are handsome and handsome, and the probability of having an affair on the street is at least [-]%.

Of course, these are not the point, the point is——

"Why don't you put on makeup?" You asked in shock, "Didn't you say you were going to sneak in in disguise?"

"This is my disguise." Yu Sui said, he brushed away the wet forehead hair, "You think I want this? It's too inconspicuous, not gorgeous at all."

But you also want to be as inconspicuous as him! ! !

You protested immediately, but was ruthlessly suppressed by Yinzhu. He was thinking of his wife and drove you to Yoshiwara like chickens. This long street with a history of more than 300 years is lined with shops and tourists. With his head down, Yan Da Da followed behind Yu Sui, and walked to the first flower house to sneak into.

The timing of your visit is very unfortunate. This flower house named Shiren House only accepted a few girls a few days ago. The owner and his wife knelt at the door of the shop, looking at you in embarrassment.

Excuse, this must be an excuse, you must be too ugly, so no one wants to sell it at a low price.

You glanced at the sound column resentfully, but you didn't expect that the latter didn't care at all, with a gentle smile on his face.

"Your party member Yinzhu Yusui Tianyuan uses the skill [Ikemian's Smile] to give the opponent a single-target charm state for 1 turn."

you:"……???"

What the hell? ? ?

You turned your head in shock, and saw a faint blush on the face of the owner's wife. She hesitated for a few seconds, and then suddenly said: "Actually, it's okay to accept another child."

you:"……"

Grass, can this fucking work?

You are stupid, the smile on Yu Sui's face is even bigger, he said slowly: "Then please ask the proprietress to choose one of them."

"Oh," the proprietress hid her face with a smile, she looked at you, pointed at Tanjiro and said, "Then this child, she looks the most honest."

...So Tanjiro, whose pseudonym was Tanko, was left behind by you at the Shirenya.

"Despicable." After leaving Ren Ren's room, you looked at Yin Zhu with heartbroken eyes, and pointed your finger: "As a married man, it's really shameless to seduce the boss's wife."

"This is a tactic!" Yu Sui scolded, the Chi Nian temperament on his body completely disappeared, he looked at you, and said with disgust: "If you can be useful, why should I sell my face? I can't sell it at a low price, shame on me! "

Then he took off the limited spring makeup of the Bulgarian Demon King on your face!

You are almost going to be pissed off by Yusui Green, really, the whole universe is like a dog, the design plan given is ugly, and after the expected effect is not achieved, it turns around and blames you for being useless, aside Seeing your angry expression, Shanyi hurriedly said, "Ashin, don't be angry, don't be angry."

He probably misunderstood something, and his comforting words were wrong, "The proprietress didn't choose you just now because she has bad eyesight, you are very beautiful."

Nonsense, of course you are beautiful, but the skin of your character was created by a player who was one of the four beauties of the country next door!

Inosuke, who had been absent from the beginning to the end, suddenly pointed to the front and reminded: "Hey, look, a lot of people suddenly gathered in front of you!"

You raised your head in response and saw a huge red paper umbrella appearing on the crowded crowd in front of you. The sound of shamisen and qin came from a distance. You stood on tiptoe and glanced at the distance, and found that it was in the middle of Oiran Road.

Waiters wearing fox and Kappa masks are ringing bells, dancing ancient dances and singing songs that you don’t understand, walking slowly along the road, followed by men holding sticks to maintain law and order, and young bald men holding oiran’s long pipes and a tobacco box, the luxuriously dressed oiran is combing Libingo, surrounded by entourages who support and hold umbrellas, she steps on a [-] cm high three-toothed scorpion, and walks like a devil's pace of rinsing cow's belly, left Slowly coming towards you from the right.

The name of the oiran is written on the lantern held by the waiter. You glance at it, and the name of the oiran who came out to greet the guests this time is "Li Xia".

It's scary, think about it, the quilt on Li Xia Huakui's body weighs at least [-] kilograms, and she was able to hold on for that long.

You turned your head, intending to continue the battle with Yu Sui, but saw a woman with round eyebrows and thin eyes standing beside you, her eyes were wide open, looking at you like a wolf.

"Boss," the woman said to Yu Sui, "I want this child, please make a price."