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What kind of things are Wu Mi? This serious proposition has been mentioned many times by brothers in the game forum.

The mainstream view is that Wu Mi is equivalent to a LAN connector. He allows other individuals to have a part of their own memory by sharing blood, and I also get the ability to call the memory of the other party. As the only administrator, Wu Mi can rely on it. Walking back and forth between various hosts with high authority, and tampering with each other's memory at will.

In addition, Wu Mi also has the characteristics of a cloud server, which can automatically obtain data through the interface, so all the ghosts in this world are his eyeliner. The ghost killing team has hunted him down for 1000 years, and only fought with him once. .

Of course none of this matters.

The act of modifying human memory can only be regarded as a basic operation for you gamers, and there is no technical content at all. Even colleagues who only know how to play Gongdou can format the entire Daming Palace within half an hour. memory.

The real tricky thing about Wu Mi is that he is a meme (SCP) virus, his blood is highly toxic, and once in contact with it, it will have harmful physical and mental effects on humans, not only severely altering primate individuals The unique body structure also caused them to change their temperament drastically, eating flesh and thirsting for blood, and fearing the sun.

If it wasn't for this guy's reluctance to share authority, and he was the only source of ghost infection, then Japan, a small island country, might have started the biohazard mode as early as 1000 years ago, and the demons and monsters were walking in the night.

You took a deep breath after personally confirming what the old man in the forum guessed. I don’t know if it’s because this contact with Wu Mi was too unexpected. You didn’t feel too much anger in your heart. Anyway, you can’t crawl along the network cable in the game Hitting someone is the same whether you ignore him or not. You turn off the audio file and continue to copy the data.

As a result, less than half a second after you clicked on the option list, Wu Mi sent another message. You turned on the audio and heard the hot chicken say: "Falling Ji? Call back."

The tone sounds like some PUA scumbag.

"The LAN administrator initiates a voice call application to the client (Daki) through the console application. It has been intercepted. Is it connected?"

you:"……"

Oh grass.

Does this virus have a brain problem, just dialed up without answering for 2 minutes, is he a control freak?

You are a little irritable, you have to answer this call, otherwise you don’t know if Wu Mi, the psychopath, will send a string ghost to check the situation, you are still trapped in the wolf’s den, if another tiger comes over, I’m afraid If it is true, I will explain it here.

But you really don't want to talk to Wu Mi.

It's not that you can't pretend to be the voice of Luo Ji, but first, you don't know what kind of relationship this woman and Wu Mi are, and you may reveal your secrets if you speak casually. Not worthy, not even acting.

So what can we do to perfunctory Wu Mi, tell him to hang up the phone as soon as he hears you speak, so that he doesn't have doubts or thoughts of probing?

After thinking for a while, you downloaded a speech synthesis system, quickly wrote a sentence based on memory, and after simply adjusting the parameters and increasing the relative high pitch, passed the call application without misery.

"Falling princess, what are you doing?"

The man's voice was filled with impatience, and he said coldly, "Why don't you speak?"

You'd better give me an explanation - this warning hidden in the words, even an IT geek like you can understand it.

Heh, you sneered, he told you to speak, then face your fear, hot chicken.

You turn up the volume to make sure you can hear your voice clearly.

The synthesized voice of the freshly baked Yuanyi rang in the dialogue channel between you and him.

"——What do you regard life as?"

This was the only sentence he said to the King of Ghosts when you and Yuan fought together.

The memory of being forced to explode into more than 1000 pieces of saozi is absolutely terrible, and you can't believe that you can forget Yuanyi's voice.

You happily finished broadcasting this sentence, intending to turn off the communication immediately after scaring the other party, but after a moment of silence, the other party suddenly exploded with a deafening sound, as if the sky was falling apart, and it was also as if thunder suddenly struck, rumbling like a thousand troops The horse ran across the East African prairie, and you looked at the call page with a question mark on your face. You just wanted to see if there was something wrong with the system, but Wu Mi quickly hung up the call and blacklisted Luo Ji.

you:"……???"

Fuck, what kind of reaction is this?

You're dumbfounded, and then realize that something even worse is yet to come.

"The LAN administrator sent commands to the client (Gyuutarou) through the console application, but the interception failed"

"The LAN administrator sent commands to the client (Gyuutarou) through the console application, but the interception failed"

"The LAN administrator sent commands to the client (Gyuutarou) through the console application, but the interception failed"

The system lights up three prompts one after another.

This means that Wu Mi issued three commands in a row to a certain ghost.

You look around vigilantly and blankly — vigilant is wondering if Wu Mi is trying to mess with you, and dazed is wondering why the device you are currently controlling is only Luo Ji, but Wu Mi’s instructions to other ghosts are transmitted to you in front of.

You will soon know the answer.

Because Luo Ji's body moved again.

You were almost frightened to death by the unexpected situation of "wdnmd, my cabinet moved", and immediately backed away in horror. You saw the woman sinking down like a puppet with a broken string, and a huge bulge rapidly swelled out of her back waist. The piece of meat, that piece of flesh multiplied and grew, turning into a man.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm..."

After a long groan|groan, the monster on the opposite side split into two.

"The land of the strings (1/2) whore Taro found you, do you want to join the battle?"

[The land of the winding string (1/2) prostitute Taro Lv.289]

HP: 247136/247136

NP: 0/5

you:"……"

What the hell! ! !

This **** is actually a double monster! ! !

You are crazy, you almost want to slap yourself to death 5 minutes ago, who knows that this fallen girl is actually a dual-card dual-standby, now it’s all right, you have recruited yourself a god of death!

The skinny, twisted whore Taro looked up.

He didn't even look at you, he turned around to help his younger sister who fell to the ground, and wiped the blood stains on her eyelids suspiciously.

"What happened?" Taro the prostitute whispered, "Why did Lord Wu Mi call me out so urgently all of a sudden?"

Fallen Princess was still connected, she looked at the top of the cave motionless, the prostitute Taro finally realized something was wrong, and shook this beautiful woman.

"Falling Princess? Why don't you talk to brother?"

No one answered.

He was silent for a few seconds, then looked up at you solemnly.

"I didn't touch her!" You say immediately, raising your hand like every innocent driver who gets hit by a passer-by while driving, "She made herself that way!"

However, the bear family does not intend to let you go.

"What did you do?" Taro the prostitute put down the fallen princess, summoned two strange scythes with both hands, and walked towards you suspiciously, "Why did my sister become like this?"

You: "I, I, I, I don't know—"

"Lie." The prostitute Taro said, "I have seen many customers who lie that they have no money. They are just like you now. They are full of lies, but as long as you beat them up, you will have everything. You Do you also want to try the feeling of the bones being pulled out and thrown in the sun?"

"NP: 1/5"

Fuck!His gas bar is up!

This monster is too easy to get angry!

You backed away in fright.

You can't think of an explanation, sophistry has no effect on ghosts, you can't beat them, your whole body's intuition is telling you that you can't beat this monster, Taro the prostitute is even nearly 60 levels higher than the fallen princess, you have no weapons, yes He has nothing but death to do.

what to do?You think in a panic, rewrite the code of Fallen Ji to control her to fight for you?No, time is too late, and you are not professional, and your understanding of viruses is limited to the most basic infection mechanism and payload. If you have that time to analyze the fallen girl, you might as well get disconnected and find a forum master to help you log in—but you are Do not have time!

Your life is over!

You looked sadly at the prostitute Taro who was approaching, and you were about to burn your life to fight him, when you suddenly heard small rustling sounds from the ground.

An old thief once wrote that there are times in your life when you feel that you have seen the gates of heaven open. Although you have no personal relationship with Jehovah and you have no feeling for the kingdom of heaven, that person is right. Suddenly someone comes forward to save you, it feels really different.

A gigantic pig's head pops out of a hole at your feet.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

That head roared and jumped up, it was Inosuke, he saw you and said happily, "I found Ah Xi!"

"Inosuke!" You also screamed, jumping over with great joy, "You finally came to save me!"

The hooker Taro narrowed his eyes.

"Disgusting." He said, scratching his face with his fingers nervously, scratching the bloodstains, "This scene of a happy reunion seems like crazy words... Are you going to die together here?"

This time it's up to you to ignore him.

"Is that the ghost in Zanghua Street?" Inosuke asked, looking around, his eyes suddenly fixed on a certain place.

"...Why is this idiot here?"

You followed his words and looked over, and saw Shanyi who was sleeping soundly on the satin surface of a belt, and you were also startled.

He was also caught by Luo Ji?

I didn't expect that half of the people in your Huajie team would be cut off after half a day at the beginning of the mission... Forget it, let's kill the prostitute Taro first.

"Inosuke!" You said to the people beside you, "Lend me a knife and let me deal with that ghost!"

Even if you burn out one or two years of life, you have to immediately kill the two upper strings on the opposite side. The feeling of being stuck in this hole is really fucking frightening. You just want to end this nightmare quickly and take your precious hard drive with you. Return the information to the Ghost Killing Squad in exchange for bonuses.

"Don't be so troublesome," Inosuke took out a long sheath wrapped in cloth from his waist, and threw it to you, "I'll take your knife with me."

You quickly took it.

"Very good! Now my uncle is here!"

He pulled out the double blades, and exhaled a long white breath from the nostrils of the hood, "Then, as we said before, kill the ghost and save the wife of the god of rituals!"