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Fujimaru Tachika looked at you in astonishment.

"Ha, Miss Hastur, are you kidding me?" she stammered, "If relativity is wrong, if God really exists..."

The young master suddenly realized, "Wait, what's going on with the server?"

"In a narrower sense, a server is a larger computer that runs faster and has a higher load," you say, "but I guess that's not what you're asking... Well, never mind, it's not a secret anyway, I'll tell you Hello."

You asked Fujimaru Tachika with a pleasant face: "Master, have you heard of the "box theory"? "

"No," Fujimaru Tachika said with horror, "What is that?"

"A sci-fi hypothesis similar to a brain in a vat." You said, "The general idea is that the universe that humans now know is actually just a computer program, and the so-called Creator has the ability to design and modify this huge universe." Programmers, people are not the measure of everything, everything is in vain."

"This hypothesis is true." You stare at the beautiful amber eyes of Fujimaru Tachika, "Your classic theory of human beings believes that nature is continuous and has no limit, but the fact is contrary to it. Scientists have discovered that the limit of speed is the speed of light, energy There is the smallest unit of energy quanta, and the existing theories cannot explain these problems, so some people accidentally put forward the hypothesis of "box theory", which is close to the truth. "

"It is a very serious calculus accident that the program produces self-cognition beyond the setting. Lucifer had to compile a set of grand unified theory to cover it up, but human beings have limits. Your brain has only 860 billion neurons. Lucifer The computing system’s calculation rate dropped sharply after being reincarnated and downgraded, and it failed to compile this set of theories until it died, and let’s not keep it at the end of the day, and it also made more and more people begin to believe in quantum mechanics.”

You shook your head and said, "Shame on you."

Fujimaru Tatsuka was dumbfounded.

"It's impossible!" she retorted, "I know that Miss Hastur is a higher-dimensional creature, but you say that we humans are just programs... What's the evidence? I'm obviously alive and well!"

"So what if you're alive? It's meaningless to exist." You shrugged, "As for the evidence, it's all over the place. Master, have you ever wondered why there are levels and white values ​​on the boards of us heroic spirits? Is this kind of data? Or do you think it’s normal for you as a master to only have 140 AP per day?”

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

She had a tangled expression of wanting to complain but couldn't find words.

"Isman one of God's blunders Oris God one of man's blunders (Is man a mistake of God? Or is God a mistake of man?)" you into Nietzsche's famous quote, "I think the answer is already obvious."

All the wisest and stupidest human beings throughout the ages have been trying to prove one thing—religion and science are opposites.They use superstition to describe science, use science to develop superstition, scientific superstition, and superstition science, contradictory and split.

However, this is just another fallacy. The world is neither materialistic nor idealistic. God does not play dice, he plays games.

You casually continued: "So, Master, since there are no major problems in this world, and I just happen to be a little homesick recently, if you don't mind, can you sign my resignation letter..."

Your voice slowly stopped.

Because a layer of mist covered Fujimaru Tachika's eyes.

"You lied," she said, with tears welling up in the corners of her eyes, "it's not true, it's not..."

you:"……???"

You are dumbfounded, and you say no, your new boss doesn't look like the kind of old-fashioned old man who can't accept the new worldview and will be collapsed?You rushed forward in a panic, trying to comfort Fujimaru Tatsuka, but you were forced back by the black flames that suddenly appeared in the room.

A heroic spirit wearing a green hat emerges from the shadow of Fujimaru Tachika. It is a very handsome man, whose clothing style resembles that of a well-known Japanese counterfeit liquor gang. He carefully covers the sobbing Master under his cloak , Snake-like golden eyes swept across your face without warmth.

"Sorry, Miss Hastur," the dark green Avenger said coldly, "but I think your conversation must be temporarily terminated."

You are politely kicked out of the room by him.

4. Straight to Heaven

You saw Fujimaru Tachika again three days later.

You haven't had a good time these three days, and your boss's teary face is always on your mind.The last master of human beings who has saved the world more than a dozen times actually has very low tears and acceptance—this wonderful discovery made you act very cautiously during this encounter. It is not an honor to make a little girl cry, you With a little guilt, he walked up to Fujimaru Tachika who had just come out of the canteen, and greeted her coyly: "Hey, Master."

"Good morning." Fujimaru Tachika responded with a smile, you saw that she didn't look disgusted, and immediately entangled her with a stick.

"Where is the Master going?" you ask.

"I just received this month's call sign from Miss Da Vinci, and I'm about to draw a card." Fujimaru Tachika said, she suddenly remembered something, and asked hesitantly: "I remember Miss Haska's personal information. It says that he worked in hell, do you know Hong Yanmo?"

"I recognize it, the adopted daughter of King Yan Mo, the one who cooks delicious food." You said, "What's wrong?"

Fujimaru Tachika shyly said, "It's a bit embarrassing to say this, but we really lack high-star sword-rank servants in Chaldea... No, it should be said that there is no single five-star sword. It's a noble time limit, I'm unlucky and can't summon it."

"Although Sir Lancelot is also very good, I still want a new difficult main force. Hong Yanmo is very good, it is a single blue card, and it is also a special attack of chaos, so cute...Miss Hasta Can you accompany me to draw cards as a karmic character? Maybe with the existence of acquaintances, Ben Yanmo would be willing to come to Chaldea."

"Eh?" You were taken aback for a moment, then hesitated and said, "It's possible, but can you really get her?"

"Actually, I don't know, but something like metaphysics is better than nothing." Fujimaru Tachika said, "Anyway, there is no precedent in Chaldea. When the white | Play 'Merlin' - guess what? Within five seconds of Guinevia being on the scene, King Arthur appears at my beck and call."

you:"……"

You: "His taste is really unique."

There was a smile in Master's eyes, and she put her index finger in front of her mouth, making a hissing motion.

"Although Arthur always told me that it was an accident," Fujimaru Tatsuka said, "but the more accidents like this, the better, isn't it?"

That's right, you think, this matter has nothing to do with you anyway, and it doesn't matter if you take a few steps with Fujimaru Tachika.

You readily agreed and took the initiative to hook her arm.

On the way to the control room, the Master apologized to you.

"Sorry, Avenger's reaction was a little too aggressive last time." She said, "He's usually very gentlemanly, but I don't know if it's because of his full bondage that he always gives me priority when encountering similar situations. Makes you feel like he's being unreasonable..."

You nodded understandingly and said it was all right.

"It's not that I don't believe what Miss Hasta said, it's just...it's just a little hard to accept."

Fujimaru Tachika said in a low voice, "Does Miss Hastur know about Solomon?"

"I know." You said, "That furry black-skinned idiot. Why, the Master wants to get him too?"

"Smoking?" Fujimaru Tachika was at a loss for a moment, she shook her head: "No, no, no, Solomon can't smoke it."

She tells you wistfully about the life of a man named Romani Archman.

Once upon a time, there was an omniscient and omnipotent king who dedicated his life to the gods. After his death, he was summoned by humans as a heroic spirit, and got the opportunity to make a wish to the Holy Grail. With some small and small wishes, this king made a wish to become a human being.

And thus Romani Achiman was born.

There is no oracle, no rule, no magic, the young human being named Romani got an ordinary and brand new life, but this new life included a heavy price, his original body was dead, and many things he left behind As a result, the Demon God gained his mighty power during his lifetime. The Demon God is one of the seven evils of human beings and a beast with the principle of "compassion"——Getia, Gaetia vetoed the meaning of human existence, and created The disaster of human burnout.

What an unfortunate and fucking turn of events.

Knowing all this, Romani had to give up his life as an ordinary person in panic. In order to make up for his mistakes, he tried his best to learn knowledge and master technology, and worked day and night for the human observation organization Chaldea as a doctor. He accepted the disgust and complaints of all the heroic spirits, and gave up his life in the final battle, in exchange for the price of not existing in the world, in exchange for dying with the Demon God King.

"The doctor is Solomon." Fujimaru Tachika said, "When he used the No. [-] Noble Phantasm and self-destructed to return God's favor to the heavens, the concept of "Solomon" no longer existed, and he had disappeared from the Throne of Heroes , we have no chance of seeing him again. "

Even from your point of view, Solomon's experience was extremely unlucky. It was obviously just a humble wish of a social animal who wanted to take a long vacation, but it was mistakenly bumped into the end of human history.

This is already a fatal mistake that can be called a career ruin.

"I didn't know he had such a dark history." You said in amazement, no wonder that guy is always diligent and hardworking at work, it turned out to be the result of experience.

Fujimaru Tachika gave a wry smile and lowered his head.

"Actually, Miss Hasta said that the world is just a computer program. I believe it. After all, I am just a 17-year-old female high school student. No matter how coincidental, it is still possible to become the last master of mankind and save the world. It’s unbelievable,” she said, “I’ve been living in a dream every day for two years in Chaldea, and I’m relieved when you point that out—great, I’ll just say I How could it be the savior, as expected, the problem is not me, but the world."

"...But if the world is just a program, why did the doctor die?"

"Is it just the recovery of a program, or the retention of countless pieces of code, in exchange for everything he gave?"

Fujimaru Lixiang said, "I can't accept it. I would rather believe in the quantum entanglement of strange powers and gods in this world. I don't want his death to be meaningless. This is denying his existence itself."

It turned out to be the case.

Your good leader radar is beeping, and you turn it off as if nothing happened, and tell yourself firmly: no, a boyfriend is more important.

You patted Tachika Fujimaru on the back in relief, "I understand your feelings, but to be honest, the two things "believing that this world is a program" and "Solomon died" are not in conflict. "

"Actually, there is another guess about the box theory that I didn't have time to talk about last time." You said, "The liberal arts students who believe in this theory added a prediction after making their assumptions, saying that if someone can find the way to run the universe in the future CPU of the server, then that person can cross the Sea of ​​Dikra and meet God."

Fujimaru Tachika was stunned.

"Although this prophecy theory is correct, there are actually many ways to see God, such as saving the world, such as heroically sacrificing data for work as an excellent employee." You spread your hands, "Living is indeed meaningless, but death may not be It is the end of man."

"Miss Hasta's words...what do you mean?" Fujimaru Tachika asked in surprise, "Could it be...could it be..."

Before you know it, you have arrived at the control room, you step in front of the sensor door, and politely gesture to invite you in.

"I worked on the same project team as Solomon," you say. "It was fun to grab his strawberry cake."

Fujimaru Tatsuka suffocated for breath, clutching his chest and about to fall backwards.

"You mean I still have a chance to see the doctor?" She grabbed your arm tightly, her eyes lit up with anticipation: "A doctor who is alive and will smile gently at me and Matthew?"

"Who knows? But it's never a bad thing to be optimistic. Anything is possible."

You hold Fujimaru Tachika steady, pull out a calling sign from her hand, throw it into the summoning circle casually, and continue with a smile: "What did you say in Haruki Murakami's book Norwegian Forest? Lost people are lost, reunion people..."

Chaldea's summoning array started to work, and three bright white lights appeared. Fujimaru Tateka, who was listening to you intently, saw the colorful lights on the floor, and his breath was choked again.

"Color, color light! It's color light! Five-star color light!" She interrupted your words, and probed: "Is it Red Yama?!"

So you also looked over, the colorful rays of light in the summoning array disappeared, and the golden Saber-level card surface slowly revealed, and then——

"Saber, following Guo Yuanyi, I will serve you as my master from now on... Ashi?"

Yuan Yi, who was in his youth, appeared from the summoning formation. He raised his eyes lightly, and just happened to see you.

Yuanyi was startled at first, and then revealed a look of joy.

He said, "You are indeed here."

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

you:"……"

Oh, you think, it seems that the resignation report in your pocket can be thrown into the trash can.

You smiled back at the Master's surprised voice.

How do you say that?

Those who are lost are lost, and those who meet will meet again.