Holy patriarchal tool man

"...In other words, you plan to go to Hokkaido with the slug?"

Hiiragi Eiji nodded calmly.

Osamu Dazai gave Hiiragi Eiji a deep look.

Hiiragi Eiji didn't know what Dazai Osamu was thinking, but looking at his beautiful iris eyes, he had an intuition that he might be rejected.

Since the appearance of the time to reduce favorability, Osamu Dazai has changed his policy of getting along with him.

Hiiragi Eiji felt that he had fully adapted to Osamu Dazai's ever-changing social policy.

From looking down on him at the beginning, to finally starting to regard him as an equal person, then to the rise of favorability and a faint close relationship, to being ignored and alienated by Dazai, but soon returning to normal but gone That intimacy has turned into the current state of indifference from Osamu Dazai even though he has not been evaded.

...So why is this stinky brat so sensitive and changeable like a rebellious adolescent boy?Obviously that age should have passed by long ago!

Despite complaining in his heart, Eiji Hiiragi has recently binge-read a lot of books on dealing with adolescent children, and he can face it calmly for the time being.

After all, he is not a devil. Although he already has a general idea of ​​desensitization therapy in his heart, he still kindly gives Osamu Dazai a few days to relax.

However, something that surprised him happened, Osamu Dazai slowly withdrew his gaze from him, nodded his head flatly, and then said briskly: "Okay, then you go, have fun. "Speaking, he rotated his office chair.

Seeing that he was about to turn himself dizzy, Eiji Hiiragi pressed the back of his chair and forcibly stopped him.

Osamu Dazai's eyes became a little erratic because of this childish behavior. Finally, he said slowly: "Eiji, go and help me send these reports to the intelligence department." He pointed to the pile of reports on the table. Information paper.

When Eiji Hiiragi left with the file as requested by Osamu Dazai, the Bandage Man poked his head out from behind the computer screen, and after realizing that Eiji Hiiragi had really left, he slid neatly to the front of the computer with the swivel chair.

On the same day, a hot post suddenly appeared on the intranet forum of the port mafia.

"Open all year round, now apply for a year-end group building tour, there should be no objection :)"

Landlord: It’s getting colder and the snow has stopped, so I think it’s time to take a vacation.

In winter, it is best matched with hot springs.

How about letting this group building tour that never existed but was written on the recruitment benefits be set in Hokkaido?Stay away from the hustle and bustle of the outside world, and enjoy a journey of physical and mental sublimation together.

1L: ? ? ? ? ?Landlord, you are so brave, but I second it.

5L: Hard not to support! ! ! !

11L: Praise——!

149L: Damn, what happened today?Has everyone become so brave?How dare you bring up the nihilistic recruitment conditions? !

In this case, I support it! ! !

333L: ... Silently support me.

But, why... I always feel that the poster has this style of painting?Seems a little weird?

Don't you feel a little underwhelmed! ?

And dare to openly disclose the conditions for the recruitment of DISS entrepreneurs in a situation where the technical department can know who you are under the skin even though they are anonymous...?

389L: Fuck, someone finally said it.I've wanted to say this for a long time.

Known condition [-]: My boss handed over the work to us in a good mood today, saying that he has an appointment on the weekend and is going to Hokkaido.

Known condition [-]: A few days ago, an insider who did not want to be named said that he saw my boss invite a famous male mother of the port mafia to be his subordinate, but the result is unknown.

Known condition [-]: My boss was photographed going to the bar to drink alone with the male mother, that's right!Two people!Not the fixed trio with the boss's boss and the boss's subordinates!It's two people!nobody else!It's a date, right? !

Conclusion: Just... the landlord, is that you?The one who has a sense of crisis because the male mom might be snatched :)?

PS: If it's true, boss! ! !my dear boss!Please do your best!I have already heard that the workload of the landlord and their group is surprisingly small!It’s just that the male mother is too powerful——!It's up to you whether we can reduce the work!

456L:? ? ? ? ? ?

Fuck, are we being used as a gun? !This guy has such a vicious heart!It has captured the year-round mentality of us social animals!

I'm sorry my lord!But this time I was used willingly——!support--!

555L: ...Well, please pay attention to the subordinates of that happy boss, please don't let him see this post...

Too much guilt! !hateful!The landlord has accurately grasped the most unspeakable temptation for social animals, and it is completely irresistible, but his conscience is aching, please make that adult happy...

606L: In the past, I always felt that... everyone seemed to exaggerate certain aspects of the character of the host, but today I saw it, and I fell silent, and wanted to slap myself who didn't believe it.This kind of trick to play with people's hearts? !I brought in the boss for a while, it was a cerebral hemorrhage (.

Although I lost to desire, I still have to say, male mother, change your boss——!

The next day, Osamu Dazai was called to Mori Ogai's office.

"... Dazai-kun, can you explain to me why you are so committed to making me a black-hearted entrepreneur?" Mori Ogai glanced at the tablet screen, then looked up at Dazai Osamu, "Why? Suddenly have such a strong pursuit of vacation?"

Osamu Dazai sighed heavily, and his face collapsed immediately, "...Why does the anonymous forum have to ask the technical department to check the person who posted it?"

Mori Ogai just looked at him with a smile and didn't answer.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai immediately put away that overly acting expression, and waved his hands casually: "It's just that I don't want to see the little dwarf so proud."

Mori Ogai couldn't help but said, "Dazai-kun, only at this time, you will make me think you are still a child."

Osamu Dazai looked at him quietly for a while, but didn't speak.

Mori Ogai didn't care, he took out a document from the drawer, and pushed it in the direction of Osamu Dazai, "I agree to the year-end team building you want. Isn't Hokkaido? It's really a beautiful place there .”

Osamu Dazai's heart skipped a beat when he saw the document, "Eh? So you're on vacation, do you still have to deal with tasks?"

He roughly glanced around, and was surprised to find that it was a follow-up task related to the drug smuggling incident at the port.

He remembered that organization was an underground force whose members were codenamed Jiu.Unexpectedly, Mori Ogai actually found the location of another batch of goods, and it seemed that he was still determined to burn them.

But according to Mori Ogai's policy, this is indeed too normal. This is just a very common retaliation, telling the other side not to reach out.

Seeing that he had finished reading, Mori Ogai teased himself leisurely: "You are right, Dazai-kun. The hearts of capitalists are all dark."

After seeing Osamu Dazai’s speechless expression, he added slowly: “The serious situation of reality makes me have to do this. This organization is the one that is targeted by the government. It was previously because of the warehouse of the port mafia. The district has mixed things from this place, causing the authorities to have a crisis of confidence in us. If we don't do anything else, we may be blacklisted by the authorities. After that, what awaits me is the uninterrupted undercover placement and The power map has shrunk."

Osamu Dazai didn't know what he thought of, he slightly pursed his lips to suppress a little smile, and said, "Isn't he on the blacklist now?"

Mori Ogai shook his head slowly, "No, it's gray."

Osamu Dazai laughed, "This is still a unique insight."

After Osamu Dazai left, Mori Ogai sent out the email that had been reserved on the tablet.

"...Evil guy." The blond girl who didn't know when she appeared next to Sen Owai murmured softly.

Sen Owai raised his hand and stroked her hair, "Alice, I'm so sad, but this is something that has to be done. Soon, three days at the latest, there will be a result. I didn't do it What an excessive thing, I just need someone to describe to me in detail and objectively all the choices about Dazai-kun during this trip."

Will he choose Oda Sakunosuke, whom he has observed for a long time, or Eiji Uzumaki, who later joined the port mafia.

Over the weekend, a group of mysterious guests came to a well-known local hot spring hotel in Hokkaido.

Long before they came, the person in charge had booked all the hotel. When the hotel staff saw the group of people with evil spirits in front of them, they immediately had some guesses about their identities.

"...It's so cold!" As soon as he got off the bus, Ango Sakaguchi shrank into his coat.

"Mr. Ango, why are you here?" Osamu Dazai wondered, "I wanted to ask you on the plane, but you were too sleepy to wake up at all. It was the same when I came by bus just now."

Ango Sakaguchi: "..." Is this what people should do?I can't find any evidence that you are a human being at all!

Calmly pushing his glasses, Ango Sakaguchi said: "Probably because I am open all year round and have to work overtime every day until the early morning or the next morning. I almost passed out in the office a few days ago. It is probably because I am afraid that I will die suddenly on the job." , so I want to use the hot spring to send me away directly."

This was what Oda Sakunosuke heard when he got out of the car, and he immediately asked, "Do you want to send you back?"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

He took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.He couldn't be pissed off by these two fools.

At this time, in the car in front, Chuiya and Hiiragi Eiji got off together, and Zhongya was also the person in charge of this team building activity, so he walked into the hotel to go through the formalities as soon as he got off.Although it was just a back view, everyone could feel his collapse.

After all, the incident of posting on the forum is no longer a secret. Among all the people who followed, except Dazai Osamu and the ignorant Hiiragi Eiji, the others looked at Chuya with sympathy and guilt.

Ango Sakaguchi was also silent. At the end, he looked at Osamu Dazai beside him: "Mr. Dazai, next time, please be yourself."

In this regard, Dazai Osamu just gave a low laugh, and seemed to be indifferent.

On the contrary, Oda Sakunosuke looked at Hiiragi Eiji in front of him, and then looked at the bandage on his wrist with his head down.

"Dazai, why don't you go?" Oda Sakunosuke asked suddenly.

This nonsensical sentence made Ango Sakaguchi and Osamu Dazai look at him together.

"...What?" Dazai Osamu asked in a daze.

Oda Sakunosuke pointed to Hiiragi Eiji in front of him.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head again, "Isn't it the right thing to choose Chuya?"

Oda Sakunosuke instantly understood what he meant, Chuuya is an extremely normal and excellent existence in all aspects, compared with Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu thinks Hiiragi Eiji would prefer to stay with Chuuya.

Oda Sakunosuke showed a puzzled expression, but soon, a clear expression appeared on his face.

Does it mean lack of courage?

Just when Osamu Dazai realized something, Oda Sakunosuke made a sudden move. He pushed Dazai Osamu hard from behind, and Osamu Dazai almost staggered forward.

Hiiragi Eiji's five senses are so amazing, when he sensed movement behind him, he turned his head instantly, and at a glance, he saw Osamu Dazai rushing up to him in a panic.

He took a curious look at the bandage man, and he personally delivered it to the door, which is really very strange.

He supported Osamu Dazai, and then collided with his gaze when he raised his head.

Hiiragi Eiji couldn't help but put a faint smile on his face, "Don't be awkward anymore?"

Osamu Dazai gently brushed his hand away, he glanced at the two people behind him quietly, and then at Eiji Hiiragi who was still watching him with a smile.

In the end, the fear in my heart was swallowed up by this gentle look.

...Humans are indeed phototaxis creatures.

"Don't talk to me in that kind of coaxing tone," said Osamu Dazai, his kite-colored eyes swept over Hiiragi Eiji, then turned his head away again, with a completely indifferent tone, "...Eiji."

This reluctant title made the smile on Eiji Hiiragi's face even bigger.

——This is clearly a child who is throwing a temper tantrum for some reason.

Ango Sakaguchi, who watched the interaction between the two in the back, was stunned. He pointed at the back of Hiiragi Eiji with trembling fingers and stammered, "Is this some kind of god who descended to earth?" !Also get along very well!

Looking at the focused expression of the light-haired boy in front of him as he stared at Dazai Osamu, and the softness in the amber pupils that cannot be hidden at all——

"Looking at it this way," Sakaguchi Ango's voice suddenly became deeper, "It's not like Dazai has no chance!"

Oda Sakunosuke miraculously got what he meant, and he was also very shocked, "...but that's clearly the way the elders look at the younger generation, right?"

Ango Sakaguchi: "???!!!" Are you serious? !

Isn't that bad? !