Holy patriarchal tool man

Due to Dazai Osamu's coquettish outfit, Hiiragi Eiji had no choice but to receive a few young girls who came with him after he came in.

During the ordering process, their eyes could not help but drift to Dazai Osamu, while Dazai Osamu was sitting by the bar, looking at Hiiragi Eiji's busy back with one hand on his chin.

Perhaps it was because his aura of rejecting people thousands of miles away was too obvious, those little girls didn't dare to talk to him in the end, but Dazai Osamu, after those people left the coffee shop, he immediately put away Seeing the indifferent expression on his face, he walked quickly to the door of the store, through the transparent glass, under the excited expressions of the girls, he simply flipped the OPEN business card hanging at the door to the CLOSE on the back.

Several girls: "..."

Hiiragi Eiji: "..." What kind of manipulation by a straight man of steel is this!

After finishing all this, Dazai Osamu turned back and walked towards Hiiragi Eiji, with a brisk smile on his face, "Okay, those who got in the way have already left."

Hiiragi Eiji looked at him hesitantly, then turned his head to look at those little girls who almost ran away.

Osamu Dazai suddenly leaned his elbows on the bar and approached Hiiragi Eiji suddenly, his head completely blocked Hiiragi Eiji's sight due to the angle of his head, making him unable to look at the situation outside the store.

Finally, with a helpless sigh, he silently went to make coffee for Osamu Dazai.

"Next time, even if you want to reject someone, do so in a slightly gentler way."

"... so strict, Eiji." He was obviously complaining, but his tone was full of smiles, "I know-know-but, you can actually see something, I thought you I don't understand at all."

Hiiragi Eiji: "..." Why is he such a strange image in Dazai Osamu's eyes!

Therefore, Eiji Hiiragi had no choice but to look back at Osamu Dazai with an indescribable expression.

Then he saw the black and stinking boy nodded to him knowingly, "Understood, you think you understand it very well."

...For some reason, he felt that Osamu Dazai was mocking him!

But of course he understands better than Osamu Dazai!

Hiiragi Eiji didn't want to argue with him about this, but just put a cup of coffee with pine flowers in front of Osamu Dazai.

"Try it, my new skill."

Osamu Dazai quietly stared at the miniature pine tree in the coffee cup, very cute.

So, he just said something wrong.

In some ways, Eiji is really good at it.

Like, he never mentions other people when he gets along with himself, which makes him uncontrollably happy. This is Eiji's thoughtfulness, but it is also Eiji's unique skill that he himself has not discovered.

Perhaps it was because of a different state of mind, when Osamu Dazai saw the intricately patterned small pine tree in front of him, a thought suddenly flashed through his mind—the little dwarf had also come to Eiji before.

Are you sitting here drinking the coffee he made too?

What kind of pattern did the guy get?

Osamu Dazai looked at Hiiragi Eiji calmly, and then said slowly: "This pattern is very complicated. It seems that your learning results here are very gratifying."

Sure enough, Eiji Hiiragi was hooked immediately, and he happily talked to Dazai about learning latte art, "Yes, I have learned the pine tree pattern for the longest time, because it is very complicated, and there is also a leaf pattern. , but it’s not as difficult as a pine tree, so I want to make a pine tree for you.”

After all, it is the most time-consuming and labor-intensive.

Osamu Dazai curled his lips when he heard the words, looking very happy, Eiji Hiiragi thought to himself, it seems that he likes this pattern quite a lot.

"What's the easiest thing?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Hiiragi Eiji replied without hesitation: "It's love. All the remaining patterns are learned recently. It may be because I have done a lot of love, so I have more experience, and I can learn other patterns quickly."

While he was talking, he was tidying up the coffee machine. When he was making coffee just now, there was accidentally splashed coffee liquid. After he washed the rag and put it aside to dry, when he turned around, he saw an extremely confused look on Dazai Osamu’s face. Smiling—he smiled very cutely, and his sitting posture was very correct, but he pushed the coffee cup with the pine tree pattern forward, all the way to the edge of the bar.

"Then I want love too," he said.

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

He simply couldn't understand the brain circuit of this brat!

But for the sake of not seeing Osamu Dazai for so long, Eiji Hiiragi still silently brought the cup of pine latte art coffee to him, then turned around and made him a cup with a love pattern on it.

As if he understood that he was about to have Love Coffee, Osamu Dazai lay faceless on the bar counter in this coffee shop with only two people.He had casually thrown the smoke gray suit jacket on the back of another chair, and he also tore off the tie that got in the way, and sat here wearing only a white shirt.

Although I really want to unbutton the two buttons on the neckline, but I can’t, there is a bandage underneath, not the kind of decorative bandage, but a functional bandage used to bind the wound. If it is exposed, it will definitely be caught by Eiji found.

Osamu Dazai rested his head in his arms, although this action would involve the wound on his body, but he was used to seeing Eiji's busy appearance from this angle.

Just like Eiji was still in the port mafia again, he was busy in the kitchen of his apartment just to prepare a nutritious and balanced lunch for him.

"Are you doing well here?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Hiiragi Eiji kept busy, and replied with a relaxed tone: "Did you actually see it? Yes, I have been doing well recently."

The iris eyes narrowed slightly, but returned to normal after only a moment.

"Did you meet an old friend?"

After finishing speaking, he saw Hiiragi Eiji suddenly turned his head and looked at himself in disbelief.

Osamu Dazai understood, he guessed right.But this is so easy to confirm, he doesn't need to spend any brains at all, he can confirm this information simply by observing Eiji's state.

"This place is really interesting." It looks like an iron bucket on the surface, but the inside is full of undercover agents sent by various forces.

But it also proves from the side that this organization is really strong and tyrannical - almost being sieved by undercover agents, even if they can continue to stand tall, they will not even pose much threat to their own development.This kind of miraculous and outrageous thing did not expect to actually exist.

And Eiji Hiiragi is already in a state of numbness, he has long been used to Osamu Dazai's elusive IQ level, and there is no surprise that he can guess so much.

"What about you?" When Eiji Hiiragi handed the love coffee to Osamu Dazai, he pulled a chair and sat opposite him, just quietly looking at the black-haired boy smiling at the heart in the cup, "You You already know about my situation, why don't you tell me about yourself? Why haven't you contacted me for so long?"

Osamu Dazai fell silent, he seemed to be thinking about something, holding a silver coffee spoon in his hand, but he never stirred his coffee, nor did he intend to taste it.

Hiiragi watched him quietly, he rarely saw Osamu Dazai without a bandage, let alone his hair was carefully taken care of like now, Hiiragi felt an indescribable sense of novelty, If it weren't for the conditions, he really wanted to use his mobile phone to record Dazai Osamu's appearance at this time.

"Why don't you drink?" Hiiragi Eiji asked strangely.

"...Well, if you drink it, the heart will be broken." Osamu Dazai said, his expression suddenly became a little childish, "I want to keep it."

Hiiragi Eiji laughed, "Drink it, if it breaks, I'll make you another cup, no matter how you drink it, there will always be a cup with a heart pattern next to you."

Osamu Dazai couldn't help chuckling, "How did I find out..." he whispered.

"What?" Eiji Hiiragi who stood up asked curiously.

Dazai shook his head.How did he find out, this is clearly a tone of coaxing children.But what to do, he couldn't feel any bad feeling.Isn't this feeling unique?

Osamu Dazai picked up the coffee cup, and took a sip of the latte art along with the coffee into his mouth.The bitter smell blooms on the taste buds, but it is a little sweet.

"Before, I went to Europe." Osamu Dazai said suddenly after putting down the coffee cup.

Hiiragi Eiji responded, "And then?"

Then……?Before Mori Ogai could react, he took advantage of that mission to clean MIMIC.He had rooted out the power that had infiltrated the port mafia without leaving even a shred of it.

Ozaki Koye, who knew nothing about it, was brought by him to participate in that mission. With him and Ozaki Koye's suppression, the speed was beyond imagination.

That's why Mori Ogai hurriedly called him to the chief's office after he returned to Yokohama, and warned him with Eiji.

He can probably guess Mori Ogai's plan, and MIMIC is the leader's backup. When he saw the man named Gide, Osamu Dazai had already guessed in his mind.

Not to mention that there are many interesting things there, such as acquired abilities, or things called sealed items.Of course, most of them were handed over to the port mafia. After all, as an organization that had already been infiltrated, Mori Ogai must be very clear about what MIMIC has.

He is indeed stepping on Mori Ogai's bottom line now, but once he crosses that line, the result is that he has no way to control it at this moment.

He still needs a while.

"I saw a lot of interesting things there." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and gestured for size, "There is a little straw man about the size of my palm, who is the companion of a supernatural being in a European organization. It can be disguised as the wearer and turned into a corpse. The leader of that organization almost ran away with this thing, and I chased him across half of Europe." Thinking of the process of chasing Gide , Osamu Dazai wanted to laugh.

He is probably the blind spot of Gide's ability. Like Oda Sakunosuke, he can predict the fatal danger that will happen to him in the future, but Dazai Osamu, whose supernatural ability is invalidated, cannot be predicted by Gide at all. Like a cat chasing a mouse, admiring the other party's desperate and short journey, if the last time didn't allow it, he would definitely see more interesting expressions appearing on Gide's face.

This man who was obsessed with dying in battle and seeking to liberate his soul did not get the result he longed for until the end of his life.

For Gide, this is undoubtedly a cruel way of death. He died without dignity and full of despair.

But as long as Osamu Dazai recalled Gide's crazy appearance before his death, he would have unstoppable smiles.

Hearing Dazai Osamu's mission experience, Hiiragi Eiji felt a little distressed, chasing half of Europe?How able that man was to escape!Hiiragi Eiji, who had been blinded by the filter of his loving father, didn't even notice the special meaning hidden under Osamu Dazai's words.

"This person with the supernatural ability is obtained through the medicine produced by the Black Organization." Osamu Dazai dropped such a sentence indifferently.

Hiiragi Eiji was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect that the first time he heard about the examples of drugs produced in the organization was from Osamu Dazai, but then he thought of another key question.

Since the drugs have been proven to be really useful, why haven't the people in the organization, such as the central members like Gin, acquired special abilities yet?

He asked this question truthfully, but Osamu Dazai silently glanced at the freshly baked coffee of love. He thought of the plight of those people who took the so-called drugs for developing supernatural powers. They were skinny and dying. It is human existence.

"If you have not passed the promotion assessment within the organization, then you may be arranged to take it." Osamu Dazai said lightly.

But from such an answer, Eiji Hiiragi has already glimpsed the answer - that kind of drug will definitely have irreversible consequences on the body.

All the members who have obtained the code name are the backbone of the organization, no matter how talented they are, the higher-ups are not willing to let them be the people who test the medicine.

But Eiji Hiiragi felt impatient again.Fortunately, both Ling and Jing Guang passed the assessment, otherwise, he didn't know what situation the two of them would face.

The two fell silent for a while, and finally, Hieiei Siqiang cheered up and asked, "Since you're here, I have something to ask you."

"what?"

"Next, I mean, what are you going to do after my mission is over?" Naturally, the port mafia couldn't stay any longer, and Mori Ogai watched intently from the sidelines.

"I don't know," Osamu Dazai said casually, "Maybe just find a place where you can hang out."

Hearing his nonchalant tone, Eiji knew that he must not be telling the truth, this man was secretly planning something, judging by his appearance, there was a high probability that he didn't intend to tell himself.

"...Then, do you want to go with me then?" After thinking for a long time, Eiji Hiiragi asked, fearing that Osamu Dazai might misunderstand, he quickly added: "Although there are some problems with your identity, if I recommend you If so, maybe you can work with me in the Police Department, although... well, it may take some time to deal with your identity, and you have to do some tasks to make the people above believe you, but It's okay, I'll be with you."

Eiji Hiiragi thinks very clearly, if he brings Osamu Dazai back by himself, his work will definitely be greatly affected, and there is a high probability that he will become a kind of existence that is not trusted, but it doesn't matter, both he and Osamu Dazai can pass Time will prove himself, of course, he will definitely look at Osamu Dazai, otherwise this guy's style of painting is too unofficial.

As long as it is handled properly, although he may not have the chance to be promoted in the future, Dazai Osamu's safety will be guaranteed anyway. If he is backed by the official, Mori Ogai will have to weigh it even if he wants to trouble him.

The more he thought about it, the more Eiji Hiiragi thought it was feasible, he didn't notice Dazai Osamu's trembling eyelashes, and in the end, he just lowered his head slightly.

"... Dazai, will you go with me when the time comes?"

The black-haired boy quickly raised his head, "...I think that must be an interesting future."

That's the bright side that suits Eiji best.There is light everywhere.But he already has his own spotlight, even if he goes to such a place, he shouldn't be burned.

But everything he plans now seems to be dragging the person in front of him to the darkness.Osamu Dazai silently listened to Hiiragi Eiji's rambling plans for his future whitewashing plan, with a faint smile on his lips.

When Eiji Hiiragi felt that the future was bright, Osamu Dazai said softly, "Eiji...have you ever experienced such a moment before?"

"What kind?" Hiiragi Eiji asked him.

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and then said: "...It seems that beautiful things are right in front of you, but you can never reach them." He obviously listened to Eiji talking about the bright future, but at the position where the two of them were at the moment, But you can't see that beam of light at all, and everything is full of danger.

Hiiragi sighed softly. He knew that Osamu Dazai was a pragmatic and pessimistic person. He must have heard the loopholes in Hiiragi's words—they can't even get past Senouwai, so how could they think about it? So far into the future.

"Of course there is." Hiiragi Eiji said.

That happened the year after he and Sasuke defected.

Unlike Sasuke's motive for defecting to gain power, Hiiragi Eiji's purpose is entirely to survive.At that time, the Mutun cells had already begun to wreak havoc in his body, and Konoha had no way to save him.He promised Naruto that he would live with him, so he really wanted to live.

What's more, he couldn't worry about Sasuke.So, he went to the base of Orochimaru with Sasuke.

Although he left Konoha, he has been paying close attention to Naruto's news.

Ever since he heard that Naruto and one of the Sannin, Jiraiya, also went to various parts of the world to start a practice with an indefinite return date, Hiiragi Eiji began to look for opportunities. He wanted to take a look at Naruto from afar.

He doesn't know what Jiraiya is like, and he doesn't know how Naruto is doing now. When he was in Konoha, Hiiragi Eiji couldn't go back to visit him. As a rebel, he couldn't go back, but now, Naruto People left Konoha.

In the end, Hiiragi Eiji was Naruto who met at the border of the Land of Land.

But that wasn't what he imagined, a glance from a distance, but a head-on collision with Jiraiya and Naruto.

Jiraiya, one of the three, is naturally extraordinary in strength, and Hiiragi's tracking skills may not be worth mentioning in his eyes. Therefore, after being followed by Hiiragi, Jiraiya simply took Naruto through the soil. The rugged terrain of the country hides on the only way that Hiiragi Eiji must pass and waits for a rabbit.

Hiiragi Eiji hurriedly chased after the false footprints left by Jiraiya, but when he passed a certain huge rock, he was caught by Jiraiya sitting behind.

And sitting with Jiraiya is Naruto who is lighting the bonfire.I haven't seen him for a year, and the blond boy seems to have grown a lot taller, and his round face has also been elongated.

He seemed to be preparing dinner for himself and Jiraiya, when he heard Jiraiya suddenly call out to Hiiragi Eiji who was passing by, the blond boy raised his head inexplicably.

Hiiragi Eiji felt his whole body stiff for a moment, and was so frightened that he almost flew directly to Thunder God, but he soon calmed down—he is now wearing a special bamboo hat from the land of earth, in order to block the wind and sand and the rocky rain that appears from time to time, and Under the bamboo hat, he also cautiously used the transformation technique, turning himself into an ordinary man he met on the road.

It is impossible for Naruto to recognize himself. Originally, Hiiragi Eiji thought so.

But it was just a face-to-face meeting, and the burning branch in Naruto's hand quietly fell into the fire. Eiji Hiiragi watched his lips twitch, as if he was about to say something in the next second.

Hiiragi Eiji was about to turn around and leave immediately, but Zilai also grabbed the back collar of his bamboo hat directly, "Little devil, it's getting dark, come and have a meal with us before leaving."

In this way, Hiiragi Eiji was almost coerced, and was pressed beside Jiraiya.This man, who looks about five or sixty years old, has amazing strength, and the way he is pressed is also very skillful, making it difficult for him to use his strength and break free.

But feeling that there was no murderous intent on him, Eiji Hiiragi quickly gave up resistance, and sat obediently in front of the fire, waiting for Naruto to prepare dinner.

And this blond boy seemed to have become absent-minded since just now, making frequent mistakes in the movements of his hands.

When Jiraiya couldn't stand it anymore, Naruto finally put the iron pot on the fire, and it was stuffed with various ingredients.

"Stinky boy, today is really generous. Is this adding in the amount for three days?" Zilai also said a little funny.

But Naruto just pressed his lips tightly to boil the ingredients in the pot, he didn't look at Jiraiya, he didn't look at the stranger in the bamboo hat who suddenly appeared.

When Jiraiya took a bite of today's dinner with the wooden bowl, he looked at Naruto with a surprised expression, "Why haven't I seen you cook this dish before?"

Hiiragi Eiji also took a sip of the thick soup in the bowl, it was a familiar taste to him.

"...This is given to me by a very important person." When Naruto spoke, not only his voice, but even the hand holding the spoon trembled a little.

Jilai also looked at Hiiragi Eiji thoughtfully, and smiled to find out: "What kind of person is that?"

Hiiragi Eiji simply suspected that this person did it on purpose.

"The food he cooks is delicious, because he has the taste of home; he is serious and powerful, and he is the best among his peers in everything he does; he is very good to everyone, but I know he is the best to me. Special," at the end, Naruto suppressed his choked voice, and continued: "His health is not good, and he will always be careful not to let me know."

Hiiragi Eiji, who was sitting by the fire, listened quietly.He felt his lips tremble, but he couldn't respond.

He always thought that he was hiding it well, but he didn't expect to be noticed by this young man who looked carefree on the outside but had a delicate and sensitive side on the inside.

His physical condition has not improved in any way, and he doesn't want Naruto to know that he may die at any moment.

... Let Naruto think that he has become a handsome rebel.

Ji Lai also sat silently between the two of them eating the bowl of stew.As if he had thought about it, after drinking the last bit of soup in the bowl, he let out a sigh of satisfaction, "Okay, it's time to go out to digest food," he said, he got up and patted Naruto on the shoulder , "Keep an eye on the fire."

Then, let the two sit quietly by the campfire and enjoy the dinner quietly.

The world has changed, Hiiragi Eiji felt that time seemed to flow backwards, but he and Naruto switched roles. He held the bowl of hot stew, huddled under the bamboo hat, and resisted the urge to cry .

Realizing that he couldn't stay any longer, Eiji Hiiragi finished the bowl in a hurry, and after thanking him vaguely, he got up and was about to leave.

"Say it!" Naruto stood up from the fire, he hastily followed Hiiragi Eiji's back and took two steps forward.

But he just kept a certain distance, not daring to move forward, he was afraid that the figure that only existed in the dream would disappear before his eyes in an instant, "Can I see him again!"

This time, Hiiragi Eiji was unable to make any promises to Naruto.

For Hiiragi Eiji, that was the darkest moment in his life.He saw no hope on that road, no way forward, no way back.

He can see Naruto, but he can only stay by his side as a stranger, pretending to know nothing.

Compared with the situation at that time, being able to meet Dazai Osamu and plan the future together was something that he did not dare to expect at all.

After listening to Hiiragi Eiji talking about the past in the calmest tone, Dazai Osamu showed a shallow smile, but there was something similar to sadness in his eyes.He knew that it was the force majeure from the torrent of fate that Hiiragi Eiji had experienced.

He didn't ask Eiji if he saw the boy in the end, all the clues were hidden in this brief description.

"So, don't be afraid." Eiji Hiiragi gently rubbed Osamu Dazai's head, "We still have many possibilities." This is far from the worst situation.

Dazai Osamu just let his movements go, and finally muttered: "...Didn't you see it? This is a specially made shape."

Hiiragi Eiji: "..." He is very self-aware of his behavior of opening the screen.

Osamu Dazai stood up, Eiji Hiiragi saw him put on a suit, and asked with some reluctance, "Are you leaving?"

"Well," Osamu Dazai replied calmly, "When we meet next time, I will bring you good news."

And when Eiji Hiiragi responded with a smile, the wind chimes in the coffee shop rang again, Eiji Hiiragi looked forward in surprise, he remembered that Osamu Dazai had already switched the business sign to——

However, the moment he saw the person coming, Hiiragi Eiji understood.The person who walked in was Furutani Rei in a motorcycle suit.

And Osamu Dazai also looked back after hearing the movement, and after seeing the appearance of the person coming, he raised his eyebrows slightly, then waved at Eiji Hiiragi casually, and walked out of the store.

Osamu Dazai was buttoning up his suit while walking. His stature had already begun to rise, and there was not much difference between him and the 1.8-meter Furutani Zero.

And the black-skinned young man strode towards the bar as if he didn't see the second person in the store.

However, there was only one narrow aisle, and the two inevitably passed each other.

When rubbing shoulders, the two people who didn't seem to take each other seriously suddenly turned their heads together tacitly, and their eyes met in mid-air.

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips slightly, his gold-rimmed glasses drooped slightly, and his iris-colored eyes looked at Furutani Rei without hindrance.

——This extra black skin.It was obvious from a glance that he knew Eiji.Probably the same undercover agent as Eiji, who also came from the government, right?

And Jiang Gu Ling's gray blue eyes swept across him, and then walked forward without looking sideways.

—a grown-up, annoying 17-year-old kid who can only rely on clothes.

Just looking at each other for a short moment, the two immediately had a general and deep impression of each other.