Holy patriarchal tool man

Just when Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie were staring at the two people in front of them unhappily, suddenly, the light-haired young man stopped first, and he looked back at the two students helplessly, and said loudly: "Why can't you pass?" Come?"

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie: "..."

The two vividly explained what it means to be sunny after the rain, and Dang even walked in the direction of Hiiragi Eiji.

"...What, in fact, you have discovered us a long time ago, right?" Gojo Satoru muttered after standing still, while speaking, he uncontrollably looked at the black-haired curly kid standing beside Hiiragi Eiji.

Unexpectedly, this look directly met the other party's iris-colored right eye.

Gojo Satoru was surprised to find that this kid had a very familiar look on his face—it was quite an unhappy expression.

...Dare you? This brat, who the hell made the teacher come over suddenly during class?

"...You two haven't hidden your whereabouts at all, have you?" Hiiragi spit out, he is a perceptual ninja, he is too familiar with the breath of his two students, even if they don't have Chakra on them, he can immediately Distinguish it, "Come to find me, is there something wrong with the High School of Conjuration?"

The moment Hiiragi Eiji finished saying this, Gojo Satoru noticed that the expression on the face of the curly-haired bandage kid in front of him was even worse, and the eyes looking at him were also directly stained with a very unfriendly atmosphere.

After Xia Youjie discovered that his friend was concentrating on observing the childish behavior of the kid, he took the initiative to take over the conversation at this moment, "No, teacher," he said with a smile, "Wu and I are just worried that you are in some trouble, so That's why I left in such a hurry."

Hearing this, Eiji Hiiragi really showed a gratified expression, and he said gently: "Of course not." Then, he changed the topic, looked at the bandage man standing beside him, and said in a rather speechless tone: "There is something wrong with him. This is the child who lives with me. His name is Osamu Dazai." After speaking, Eiji Hiiragi introduced Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru to Dazai.

Xia Youjie greeted Dazai Zhi clearly, "Is that Dazai? It's the first time we met, I'm Xia You." After finishing speaking, he didn't care that he didn't hear back from Dazai Zhi, he looked at Hiiragi Eiji, "He looks really young, only about twelve or thirteen years old?"

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

The attitude is gentle and polite, but extremely insulting.After all, Osamu Dazai is approaching his 16th birthday.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Don't judge a person's age by height, these two giant orangutans.

"So, what happened to Dazai just now?" Xia Youjie continued to smile.

Hearing this question, Hiiragi Eiji's expression became subtle again.

...It was also after careful questioning just now that he discovered that this brat did it on purpose.

"Do you know that this kind of behavior is like a wolf coming? If you make my clone disappear for no reason like this every time, I may subconsciously feel that you are playing a prank again. If you are real If there is any danger, I will come to rescue you before it is too late."

Osamu Dazai didn't speak after being trained, he just raised his head and looked at him with his iris-colored right eye. After a long time, he said: "But, as long as the clone disappears, no matter what memory you receive, you will rush over, right?" ?” The curly-haired kid frowned, “Isn’t that so?”

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

Although it is true, but——

Has he been figured out by this brat? !

"Besides, why can't I meet Eiji while the group of high school students can?" Osamu Dazai looked down at his bandage-wrapped hands.

Seeing that he seemed to be angry with his own supernatural power, Hiiragi Eiji still softened his heart, he rubbed Osamu Dazai's head, tried to restrain him and said: "Okay, just this time, don't make an example, you should also Do you know I need a job?"

Thinking of the conversation he had just had with Dazai Osamu, Hiiragi Eiji felt a little bald, and he felt very sorry for the three children of the Conjuration High School. After all, even the class was delayed by this unexpected incident.

But I looked at the time... It's already the end of get out of class time, and if I rush back to the high school with Gojo Satoru and the others, it will probably be late at night.

Facing Xia Youjie's question, it was even more difficult for him to answer, he couldn't say that the little ghost at home was acting as a monster, so he had to rush back to have a look, right?A big boy also needs face.

"Teacher, what are you going to do next? Are you going back to the high school?" Gojo Satoru asked this question in a timely manner.

Hiiragi Eiji was a little confused. On the way here, he had already reported to Noctua Masamichi that he would ask for leave this afternoon. If Osamu Dazai had not finished his mission when he first arrived, he had waited for a while. Fold inward to return to the high school.

But right now...

"I won't do it today, I'll give you a make-up class tomorrow." Hiiragi Eiji said, he couldn't occupy the free time of the students at night because of his personal affairs.

Then he remembered that he was planning to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients for today's dinner and then go home with Osamu Dazai, but now his two students came here because they were worried that he had traveled so far, and in this case——

"...How about we have dinner together tonight?" Hiiragi Eiji suggested hesitantly.

After all, he didn't know if the two children had plans for the evening.

However, the second he finished speaking, three voices sounded at the same time.

Gojo Satoru: "Good!"

Xia Youjie: "Good!"

Osamu Dazai: "No!"

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

What happened to that disharmonious no!

Thus, the three of them looked at Osamu Dazai who expressed his objection.

Osamu Dazai could turn a blind eye to the two male high school students with abnormal heights, but he couldn't ignore Eiji Hiiragi's puzzled eyes. He tried his best to show a cute smile, "Then let's go to—" a nearby restaurant to eat.

...and please, these two overdeveloped abnormal male high school students hurry up and climb!

However, just when Dazai Osamu was about to say the next few words, Gojo Satoru's unusually cheerful voice rang out: "Is it right to prepare to do it yourself, Mr. Eiji? Let's go to your house to eat! I haven't done it yet. Experience in this area, what is this called, home visit?"

Xia Youjie said blankly: "Can you speak more normally, Wu? Also, a home visit is when a teacher visits a student's home, not the other way around. You can only be called a guest." After finishing speaking, he put on a With a smiling face, he looked at Hiiragi Eiji and said, "Will that bother the teacher too much?"

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

In this way, the place for dinner was set at the small villa halfway up the mountain where Eiji Hiiragi and Osamu Dazai were currently living.Considering the appetite of these two puberty teenagers, Eiji Hiiragi went straight to the nearby large supermarket, frantically filling his own plastic bags with ingredients.

The remaining three people slowly fell behind him, and when Hiiragi Eiji's figure completely disappeared from the shelf at the corner, the three of them stopped in unison.

Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie stood in front of Osamu Dazai tacitly. Compared with the current Dazai Osamu who is less than 1.7 meters tall, these two tall guys have an absolute advantage, let alone the two people's faces. The smiles are brighter than each other.

"Hey, kid, I wanted to ask just now, how did you contact Teacher Eiji?" Gojo Satoru asked lazily.

At this time, both Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie only regarded Dazai Osamu as a 15-year-old ordinary kid.

Although the other party was dressed a little weirdly, at a young age, he wore a black long windbreaker jacket on his shoulders, with a suit shirt inside, suit trousers and black leather shoes on his lower body, and that face was facing them and Eiji. When he was a teacher, he had completely different faces, but... No matter how you look at it, he is just an ordinary kid, the kind who is even less cute than a kid of the same age.

Maybe he was injured before?That's why all the bandages are wrapped around the body.

Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie's thoughts were very synchronized, they only started from each other's attire, and then came to the above conclusion.

After hearing Gojo Satoru's question, Curly Bandage raised his eyebrows slightly, "Of course it's because Eiji has been looking at me." He said in a soft and slow voice.

...What does it mean to keep watching?Xia Youjie was a little surprised.This description -

Why is it so similar to how he felt when he performed those tasks before?It was as if someone had been watching him.

Just as Xia Youjie fell into silence, Gojo Satoru bent down slightly, and the round sunglasses slipped slightly because of his movement, revealing the blue eyes hidden behind the lenses, "You can't be so rude, can you? Gojo Satoru said, "The name you call Teacher Eiji should be Dad no matter what you think? He is your guardian."

I don't know if this sentence subtly stepped on Osamu Dazai's pain point, the smile on the kid's face suddenly deepened, and just when Gojo Satoru wanted to continue to say something, he heard the kid speak in a relaxed tone : "Guardian? That's because I'm still underage. Who knows what will happen after that?" He said lightly, and then he met Gojo Satoru's eyes, "But Gojo-kun, there are two years left Have you graduated? Eiji gave you the time to be a teacher, but there are only two years left." The disdain in his tone had no hidden meaning at all.

Gojo Satoru slowly straightened up in surprise, and Xia Youjie obviously heard their conversation just now.

At that moment, a thought flashed through the minds of both of them at the same time - this stinky brat is not as simple as they thought.

Gojo Satoru bumped Xia Youjie with his elbow, and said in an unbelievable tone: "You can change your face like this, does Mr. Eiji know? Jie, did you hear that? He was definitely provoking me just now, right? This guy There are two faces! When you are facing Eiji-sensei and me!"

Osamu Dazai didn't bother to respond to him at all.

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "That's true."

Wujo Wudang even rolled up his sleeves, "Can I beat him up?!"

Xia Youjie reached out his hand in Dazai Zhi's direction and said, "Of course, you can." After all, this guy really needs to be beaten when he speaks.

Just a second before Gojo Satoru was about to strike, he suddenly realized something, and he suddenly turned his head to look at Xia Youjie who was watching from the sidelines: "Hey, don't you want to beat him too, but you don't want to be beaten by Eiji?" That's why you let me do it?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Sure enough, Wu Wu suddenly became sharper after a certain day.

but--

"How come? I just can't stop you." Xia Youjie spread his hands innocently.

In this regard, of course he will not lose to Wu.

At this moment, Xia Youjie suddenly felt a familiar footstep, and he immediately pushed Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru was also aware of Hiiragi Eiji's approach, and he immediately dropped his two sleeves, and Xia Youjie put on a kind and well-behaved smile together, then turned around and looked at Hiiragi Eiji who was coming from behind, "Teacher, you are so fast." Very tacitly blocked Dazai Ji's carrot head behind.

... This guy is not done yet!It would be terrible if he sued suddenly!Although they obviously haven't done anything yet!

However, Hiiragi Eiji, who had a relaxed smile on his face, saw the expressions on the faces of the two people, and said suspiciously: "... With this expression, did you secretly do something bad just now?"

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie: "..."

Are their acting skills that fake? !Obviously, they always tricked Noctua in this way every time, didn't they? !

At this moment, the two felt the people behind them move.The bandage spirit seemed to want to pass the two of them and come in front of Hiei Eiji, but Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie stood still behind him.

"...You guys, won't you let me go?" Dazai Osamu's flat voice sounded.

Hiiragi Eiji also poked his head out.

...Don't say, I obviously didn't feel it before, but standing with these two people, Osamu Dazai's small body was instantly submerged.

Two tall teenagers suddenly stepped forward, came to Hiiragi Eiji's side, and then took the large shopping bags in his hands.

"So many things? It looks like I'm going to make a lot of dishes tonight." Gojo Satoru subconsciously glanced into the bag and commented like this.

...Of course, I don't even look at how big your usual appetite is.

While the three of them were chatting about dinner, Osamu Dazai slowly walked up to Hiiragi Eiji and stood still.

His iris-colored eyes looked at Hiiragi Eiji, and there was a trace of doubt in his tone: "Eiji, are these two people really your students?"

Hiiragi Eiji was also puzzled: "...is it true?"

Why are you asking such a strange question all of a sudden?Could it be that something happened just now?

Sure enough, Eiji Hiiragi found that both Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru's bodies became a little stiff, and the smiles on their faces became more and more like the state of being caught after doing something bad.

Then, he heard Osamu Dazai sigh heavily suddenly, and he said meaningfully: "It's really... so childish, I thought it was some kind of overgrown elementary school student."

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie: "..."

What if the fist gets harder!

And they subtly felt that in this little conflict, they were completely at a disadvantage because of the other party's words!

This brat is no ordinary brat, is he?

In the end, the four of them took a taxi to return to the current residence of Dazai Osamu and Hiiragi Eiji - the small villa on the mountainside.

"...this yard?"

Standing in the courtyard in front of the house, Wujo Gojo and Xia Youjie subconsciously stopped, and they looked around curiously.

The very exquisite courtyard surprised the two with the hammock in front of the two trees and the tree house on one of the trees.

"It's so childlike." Wujo Wu looked up at the tree house and muttered, "Where did you get this?"

Just when Hiiragi Eiji was about to answer, Dazai Osamu said lightly, "Eiji made it for me."

Gojo Satoru: "...?" Is this guy showing off? !

Xia Youjie observed the structure of the small tree house, and said hesitantly, "Teacher, was it constructed by your ability?"

After all, it is wood, Xia Youjie immediately thought of Hiiragi Eiji's magical ability.

Hiiragi Eiji scratched his head in embarrassment, "No, I bought the wood and put it together myself."

... There is no other way, Dazai Osamu's nullification ability can also destroy all his Mutun products, not to mention, it is more sincere to do this kind of thing by yourself.

Xia Youjie: "..."

He shouldn't have asked by chance.

Sure enough, when Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru looked at Osamu Dazai, a reserved but smug smile appeared on the face of the brat.

Next, the crit continues.Especially when they saw the star-seeing room in the attic and learned that it was designed by Eiji Hiiragi for Osamu Dazai himself.

After sitting in the living room on the first floor, the two DKs showed somewhat dazed expressions.

"...So, Wu, why did you insist on coming?" Just to see the smug expression on Osamu Dazai's face?

"Huh?! Opportunities are right in front of me. If you don't take the initiative to attack, you'll think I'm an idiot?" Gojo Satoru said in disbelief.

After hearing his answer, Xia Youjie was slightly taken aback.

……what happened?Isn't it just passively waiting for others to approach?Why in such a short period of time—?

Just when Xia Youjie was still immersed in the dazed mood, Gojo Satoru had jumped up from the sofa, swept away the depression just now, and squeezed briskly into the kitchen.

"Teacher—do you really need help? Don't look at me like this, I'm super strong."

Xia Youjie's expression sank slightly.

... It seems that the only one who has been stagnant is himself.At this moment, he felt that his emotions became inexplicably irritable.

But at this moment, Xia Youjie felt that the sofa he was sitting on sank slightly, and he saw Osamu Dazai sitting beside him in a leisurely manner.

"Xia You-kun, what's the matter, you look very unhappy?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile.

Xia Youjie frowned slightly, and he felt strangely that Dazai Osamu's tone had changed to a certain extent at this moment compared to before.

"Are you still troubled by the previous mission?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Xia Youjie looked at him sharply.

"Don't show such a surprised expression," Dazai Zhi said in a flat tone, "I have contributed to the reason why your mission went so smoothly." Trivial details were cut away so that he could get straight to the point.

There is no way, who made this what Eiji was looking forward to.Of course, I also added a little bit of fierce material to it.But of course it's a secret.

Xia Youjie's expression immediately sank, "What do you mean? Who are you?"

"It's just an ordinary mafia," Osamu Dazai replied with a smile, "What about you? Are you satisfied with these tasks?"

Xia Youjie's expression darkened completely.

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt bored, and when he got up, he said softly: "That's right, the world you live in is just so hopeless."

Xia Youjie's face suddenly became tense.

After the four of them sat around the dining table and had dinner, Gojo Satoru felt that his mood was not soothed by the delicious dishes at all, but became even more irritable—how long did Osamu Dazai enjoy this treatment! ?

However, an abrupt email notification interrupted Gojo Satoru's wild thoughts.

At the same time, Xia Youjie's mobile phone also rang.

The two looked at each other, immediately put down the chopsticks in their hands and turned on the phone screen.

Hiiragi Eiji became worried when he saw the serious expressions of the two at the same time: "What's wrong? Is there something unexpected?"

Originally, Gojo Satoru wanted to dismiss this task casually, but when his eyes inadvertently caught Dazai Osamu who was sitting next to Eiji Hiiragi, the words on his lips took a sharp turn: "...it is Teacher Noctua , suddenly sent an email to say something, asking me and Jie to do a task that may endanger the whole world."

Gojo Satoru didn't care about what he said, but it was completely different in Hiiragi Eisi's ears.

...What kind of mission is it!Will it endanger the whole world? !

Immediately he couldn't sit still.

What are you doing!If it was a task of this size, why was it only given to the two of them?

Seeing Eiji Hiiragi's expression getting serious, Gojo Satoru quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice from the bowl, "Jie, hurry up and eat, we have to go back after eating."

Xia Youjie immediately understood Wujo Wu's intention, he responded with a smile, and speeded up his eating in accordance with his movements.

...Is this the rush?Hiiragi Eiji's mood became more and more heavy.

At the end, he couldn't help but said: "If it's convenient, can I see the content of your mission?"

——Waiting for this sentence!

Gojo Satoru stuffed the phone into Hiiragi Eiji's hand in an instant.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Eiji Hiiragi quickly scanned his email—to the effect that Master Tianyuan, a conjurer whose spell is immortality, is about to start a restart every 500 years. Human assimilation, in order to complete the restart of Tianyuan.

But now, the location of the astral body is exposed, and many people want the fate of the astral body to make this assimilation fail.

However, once he fails, Tian Yuan doesn't know in which direction he will evolve. There is a certain probability that he will become the enemy of human beings.At that time, it will be a catastrophe that really endangers the whole world.

Hiiragi Eiji: "..." Only two children are sent to such an important task? !Although it is true that they are very strong, this task obviously involves too much!

"I am coming too!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Just like that, after a quick dinner, Eiji Hiiragi and Osamu Dazai said hello and left.

"Thank you for your hospitality, Mr. Eiji will lend us a while!" The last words left by this and that annoying Baimao before leaving.

Osamu Dazai: "..." The fist is hardened!

When the house was completely quiet, Osamu Dazai walked upstairs in silence.

After Eiji bought the house, Osamu Dazai moved the things in the apartment over the next day. He and Eiji personally picked out all the remaining things after get off work. Until now, the house has been Full of life.

Pushing open the door of the attic, Osamu Dazai walked to his desk, and deftly rummaged through the pile of books to find a book with a brown cover.

He stroked the book lightly with his hand.

A life like this should have been far away from him.But he is such a lucky but unfortunate person——

A year ago, he picked up a blank book.

Gradually, he figured out the usage of this book - as long as the things written on it, it will come true.It is enough to interfere with the rules of the entire world, because it is one of the cornerstones of this world - "book".

This discovery ushered in a turning point in Dazai's backwater life, and he began to use this "book" to explore more things he didn't know.

Soon, he realized that the world he was in could only be called a small world, and there was a main world outside the countless small worlds.

Osamu Dazai in the main world has a completely different situation from Osamu Dazai in other small worlds—a person named Hiiragi appeared beside him in the main world.

At that moment, Osamu Dazai was deeply aware of his misfortune.Because Hiiragi Eiji only exists in the main world.

Why let him witness such warmth, but tell him cruelly that this warmth can never belong to him?That being the case, he didn't want to know from the beginning.

He wanted to be like himself in other small worlds, living in a daze, no matter what he had to face the death of his best friend Sakunosuke Oda, it was better than knowing at the very beginning that there was a person named Hiiragi Eiji who would kill the luckiest one for him Pulled from the endless abyss of darkness.

It was precisely because he had witnessed his own life in the main world that voices of unwillingness gradually gathered in his heart—why?Why only he in the main world has such good luck?

Why can't he who owns the "book"?

Yes, he is different from Osamu Dazai in the main world, he has a "book".

So, he spent another period of time in this torment. He made countless attempts to establish a connection with the main world, but it was useless. The "book" in that world naturally formed a barrier that would Osamu Dazai who owns the "book" is isolated.

Even if he borrows the power of the "book", he can't go to that world.

...In this case, wouldn't it be good to let Eiji come into this world?

As long as all the back roads are cut off, he will belong to this small world forever.

Then--

He tore the book that was one of the cornerstones of the small world into two, and threw one of them into the main world.This bold and desperate plan made him suffer from insomnia.If he fails, then he may no longer be able to witness everything about Eiji from the "book".

But after the "Book" was divided into two classes, Osamu Dazai also deeply felt the horror of the book-there was a vision in the sky. The strange thing is, except for him, everyone else turned a blind eye to this phenomenon. As if the sky was supposed to look like this.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai laughed silently.

But it doesn't matter, he lowered his head and gently stroked the incomplete pages, all this was worth it, because Eiji came to this world.

Even if the gray-purple gauze appeared in the sky, indicating that the world was in danger of collapsing, as long as he did not easily use the power of the book, this gauze would not further erode the world.This was a bargain--he just lost most of the right to use the book, but in exchange for Eiji of the main world.

And now, Eiji's arrival also foretells that he no longer needs to use the power of the book to see everything in the main world.

The world will be all right.He will live well in this world with Eiji.Even if the other party only regards it as an abnormal and most real dream, it doesn't matter.

The end of this dream is the end of life.

It was the "book" that brought a miracle to him.

Osamu Dazai slowly, slowly embraced the incomplete book in his arms.

For the first 15 years, he has always been an unlucky person, but at the age of 15, he will be a lucky person throughout his long life.