[Comprehensive] Good people live in peace

Chapter 26 The Legendary Christmas Special River Crab Version

"The First Line of Christmas Specials && About Everyone's Christmas Wishes"

System: [Ah, of course, the interview task of the interview must be handed over to me~ My street interview today is to get a closer look at what everyone needs most for Christmas... You can tell me any gift you like Yo, the generous little Wuse will help everyone realize everything~]

Colorless: (#‵′) Hello!Don't decide strange things for others without authorization!When did my lord say that he would give gifts to these people!What if some people make some strange requests!

①Mayonnaise PLAY set

System: [Ah~Wu Se Sao Nian has agreed, did you hear~ Did you hear~ So let's interview the first person first, Mr. Sakata Gintoki, the owner of an agency who lives next to the small town of Kabukicho—— 】

White-haired natural curly [pick the nostrils]: "Yin Sang, I want to eat sweets~ Delicious desserts and Jimp comics will never graduate, won't the black-haired brat come and have a shot?"

Colorless: "Fuck you! Damn natural rolls! You have high blood sugar and you still eat sweet farts. If you want to die, tell me earlier?!"

Baimao curls naturally: "Ah, this is not what Yinsang wants to curl. It really hurts my heart to say that... Since you can't eat sweets that affect your health, then... let's have a big bottle of mayonnaise~ "

Colorless: "Mayonnaise (⊙_⊙)? Has that kind of thing appeared in your recipes?"

White-haired natural curly: "Ah, that's what I eat to regulate the boiling blood sugar and hormone secretion in my body... Spread the delicious mayonnaise on the place where it should be applied, spread it evenly, and penetrate it a little bit, Hehe, someone should be very happy with Yin-sang, let me help him eat a little bit of clean... (﹃)"

Colorless: "Hey, hey! What strange things did you think of! Stop it, you bastard! It's shameful to have a brain hole, how can it be repaired!"

System: [Drip——As an excellent good showman, please be sure to meet the sincere expectations of others~ After 24 hours, please be sure to drop a bottle of mayonnaise in the chimney of the Master House. Spend lonely years~]

colorless:"……"

② Vehicle/shock group

System: [Spicy, after saying goodbye to Mr. Sakata Gintoki, the person we are about to interview is Shintaro Midorima, who lives nearby, loves basketball and horoscope divination, and praises life every day~Mr. Green, may I ask this year's Christmas? What gift do you hope to get? 】

Little Green Arrow: [Push glasses] Cancers will always encounter good luck and love affairs on Christmas Day, although I don’t have any women with such qualifications in my life... then let’s get a brand new scooter .

Colorless [rolls eyes]: Hey, hey!What is the inevitable connection between the existence of the cart and the arrival of your love! ?Don't take the opportunity to blackmail you! ?Do you know how much a scooter costs?

Little Green Arrow: [Push Glasses] Although it seems that there is no connection, but in the past year, my buttocks have been poisoned by a bad scooter. This will seriously affect my yearning for love.

Colorless: →_→So, your love is connected with your butt...Midorima-san?

Little Green Arrow: ...

Colorless: Oh, no, maybe... It's connected to someone who rides a scooter?

Little Green Arrow: "..."

System: [Dip——As an excellent good showman, please be sure to meet the sincere expectations of others~ Within 24 hours, please be sure to put a solid and brand-new cart outside the unmanned lounge of Xiude High School, beautiful The egg-laying festival is destined not to be spent alone, Sao Nian~]

Colorless: ==

③ Imprisonment/imprisonment of PLAY group

System: [Helping others is indeed a great pleasure in the world!Colorless Sao Nian, do you feel that Rensen is a bit more beautiful~ hot, then we will continue with today's interview, and now we are going to interview the civil servant Munakata Reji who works in the government~ May I ask Mr. Come Christmas, do you have any gift you want? 】

Li Sijiang: [24K light flashed through the glasses] Excuse me, can I make any rude request?

Colorless: You'd better not mention anything... I am really poor..._(:з)∠)_

Li Sijiang: Then I will speak directly.

Colorless: ...you... said...

Li Sijiang: [Push glasses] If possible... please give me a leather/whip that is long enough.

Colorless: what are you going to do! ! !Very changeable request!Is it really okay to spoil Christmas like this! ! Σ( ̄д ̄;)

Li Sijiang: Ah, you may have misunderstood.Because there is a disobedient man waiting for me in prison, I have no way to communicate with him, so I hope to make him obedient by whipping him... Anyway, no matter how I try to save him, he just ignores him ; No matter how much I persuaded the request, he didn't care.He can treat his life as a trifling matter, but I can't... Anyway, please give me a leather/whip that is enough to beat him obediently.

Colorless: It sounds like this man is wayward and hopeless... Don't worry, I can still afford a leather/whip, do you need anything else?

Li Sijiang: ...Then let's have a set of everything?

System: [Drip——As an excellent good year, please be sure to meet the sincere expectations of others~ Within 24 hours, please be sure to drop a full set of training/teaching tools on the chimney of the Scepter4 torture room, a wonderful Christmas Destined not to spend alone, Sao Nian~]

Colorless: ==+

④Human/Beast PLAY Team

System: [Hmm~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o Today’s interview was really fruitful~ Next, we will welcome a new interviewee~ He is the old goblin Mr. Ban who is both beautiful and intelligent Yes~Dangdangdang~]

Spotted: Hey!Who are you calling an old goblin? (#‵′)!

Colorless: Hmph, I don't call you an old goblin, should I call you a little goblin?Say what you want!Hurry up and finish talking, my lord is going to go shopping online, don't you know that the express delivery is slow at the end of the year?

Madara: Hmph... What a kid with a bad attitude... Natsume Takashi is much cuter...

Colorless: So... Hurry up and go back to your Natsume and love each other...

Madara: Tsk... I won't tell you, since... If you want a gift, then give me a cat maid outfit.

Colorless: Pfft—what about your humanity!It’s really okay to be so heavy on Christmas specials or something o(≧mouth≦)o? !The author Bacteria is going to be reported by the little angel of justice again, you know what! !

Madara: Cut—it’s not me who wears it, I’m used to using my human body to experience some beautiful moments now... That kid Natsume looks so good-looking, it must be great to wear that kind of cute clothes... (﹃)

Colorless: Cough cough... Whatever you want...What color do you need...【Fuzuo

Madara: Hmm...my fur is white, so it's black with a cat tail, remember to buy the matching lace suspenders~

Colorless:..._(:з)∠)_

[Drip——As an excellent good year, please be sure to meet the sincere expectations of others~ Within 24 hours, please be sure to drop the latest cat maid outfit in the chimney of Natsume Takashi’s house, a wonderful Christmas Destined not to spend alone, Sao Nian~]

⑤ love to death love group

System: [The next thing we come to is Ikebukuro, a mysterious place famous in the rotten world, ah, the yellow-haired guy in front of you, can you interview me about what gift you want most for Christmas? 】

Shizuo: [Takes out the cigarette butt, stamps it out] Tsk... what Christmas?

Colorless: It's just a silly festival where a fat, fat old man who is full and has nothing to do comes out to give away things... In other words, don't you have anything you want?

Shizuo: What I want... Hmm, is it okay to want some damn fleas to die without a place to bury?It doesn't matter if he breaks his body horizontally, or twists his dangling head... In short, it's just to make him never show that nasty smile again...

Colorless: "...What is this mother's request? Am I going to kill him for you?! Murder is against the law, I never do it!?"

System: [Tsk tsk tsk, it turns out that Ikebukuro is the strongest and Kamijuku is the worst... My personal suggestion, what you need is a suite in a love hotel (^U^)ノ~YO]

Shizuo: [impatient] Huh?Why?Why should I have a room with such a disgusting person?

System: [Yeah, come to think of it, Ikebukuro must be full of people at Christmas, and it would be super inconvenient to fight with someone on the street... You two find a quiet place to have a good fight , the hotel is the most suitable place!Wouldn't it be nice to take a shower and rest after playing (⊙_⊙)? 】

Colorless: Hey, hey...why do you say something that sounds so weird in such a natural tone! !

Shizuo: It sounds reasonable. 【nod】

Colorless: ... ==

[Drip——As an excellent good year, please be sure to meet the sincere expectations of others~ Within 24 hours, please be sure to drop two high-end/love/human hotel room cards in the chimney of Orihara Rinya Heping and Shizuo Shima’s house Zhang~A beautiful Christmas is destined not to be spent alone, Sao Nian~]

……

...

And so, when the crisp wind chimes began to echo in the silent night sky, festive fireworks appeared one after another in the night.

Pedestrians on the street wore red and white woolen Christmas hats, and when they came and went passing laughter and laughter, our protagonist Zha Wuse was still passing carefully selected gifts and hopes for the New Year to thousands of households. bless.

……

Throwing the last gift in the big red bag from the chimney on the roof of Conan's house, Colorless wiped the tiny beads of sweat oozing from his forehead, compared with the roster in his hand, and briefly recovered the "24 disappeared" belonging to the bottom. "Adult posture medicine" was crossed out, he breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at the blue sky with a small smile.

...Phew, it was quite a fulfilling day.

Although I have been giving gifts to others today, I don't even have time to rest...

However, when I saw the surprise expressions of those people when they received the gifts, they felt inexplicably fulfilled...

……

"kufufufuf~Wu Se-jun, Merry Christmas~"

"Thank you very much for your gift. I like this wig very much. Although my name is Gui, I still like it~"

"Thank you very much for sending me twelve beautiful sisters. Brothers don't have to worry about Ema sisters time anymore~"

……

Recalling the expressions of gratitude on those faces in his mind, before Wushi had time to catch his breath, the metallic notification sound of the system rang in his ears.

[Drip——Congratulations to Sao Nian for completing the task of becoming a little Christmas angel ~ reward +10000 lucky points, plus a mysterious Christmas gift selected by the system (^U^)ノ~YO]

"Gift? What is it?"

With a confused expression on his face, he watched a wrapped half-person-high gift box with a large bow tie fall in front of him.

Approaching with a bit of nervousness and anticipation, he stretched out his hand and gently pulled away the pink ribbons that wrapped the box. Before he could see what it was, he was hugged by a man who jumped out of it.

"Merry Christmas~my colorless~"

……

The sky, the night, the fireworks... and the kiss that touched his lips lightly.

Colorless couldn't distinguish anything, only felt that it was someone he couldn't let go of, and then declared his possession in the most gentle way.

……

"Merry Christmas...my love."

……

Marry Christmas.

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