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Just after New Year's Eve, a snow fluttered and fell, dyeing the northern capital white.

Gu Chou opened his eyes from Nightmare's messy nap, sat on the head of the bed and spent 3 minutes waking up. Finally, he randomly grabbed his hair, jumped out of bed and went to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water.

He glanced at the raging wind outside through the window, and took an ankle-length down jacket from the hanger, put it on neatly, pocketed his hat, covered his mask tightly, and covered it tightly.

He went out and walked with his head down in the snow-covered green area of ​​the community, like a fine black long worm walking upright.

He walked through the promenade pavilion, and then through an artificial lake covered with a thin layer of ice. After entering the access control code, he got into a towering floor deep in the community.

Taking the elevator up to the 27th floor, he pressed the doorbell of one of the houses.

"It's quite early." Li Pei opened the door, turned around and walked in, calling out, "Sister, Gu Chou is here, come down to pick up the guests!"

Gu Chou stepped on the pair of cotton mops specially prepared for him, and dragged them inside.

Their building is a duplex. Li Huan poked her head out of a bedroom on the second floor and glared in the direction of Li Pei downstairs: "Pick you up, sir."

Li Pei: "Isn't it my uncle?"

Li Huan rolled her eyes and turned her head away.

Gu Chou threw the down jacket he took off into Li Pei's hand: "Hang it up for your uncle."

Li Pei spat at him: "You really dare to bear this seniority."

Gu Qiu ignored him and went upstairs first.

As soon as he entered Li Huan's bedroom, Li Huan pointed to a soft chair in front of her dressing table: "Sit."

Gu Qiu walked over.

Li Huan walked a distance away, leaning against the wardrobe at the back, and looked at Gu Chou's cold white face that just appeared in the makeup mirror: "Tell me, what makeup do you want today?"

Gu Chou brushed off a hair hanging by the side of the soft chair with his fingertips, looked at himself in the mirror, raised his eyebrows and said, "22 years old, majoring in French, it is said that he is still a school grass. Do you think he likes this kind of man?" What kind of girl?"

Li Huan picked up the hair that Gu Chou threw on the ground, and said angrily: "Can't you see that there is a trash can next to you, so you have to get it underground for me?"

She threw her hair into the trash can and straightened up: "With just this little information, I can tell you a fart."

At this moment Li Pei came up with a cup of hot boiled water, and he handed the water to Gu Chou: "Drink some."

Li Pei took a few steps back, sat on his sister's bed, and analyzed the three points of information that Gu Chougang said: "22 years old, it means that he is a prospective graduate, and he is under pressure to find a job. He is still studying a small language. The employment is limited, and if the major is not strong, the job is even more unreliable. At this time, what will anxiety prompt him to do?"

Gu Chou raised his eyebrows and motioned for him to continue.

Li Pei said: "Back against a big tree to enjoy the shade. He has to go to a benefactor. Look, he is learning French. What is French? It is the most romantic language in the world. Listen to me It's still a school grass, with a good face, and a mouth that can say, a woman like your mother who lives and dies in the business world and stalks the grass in love, can't be accurate."

Gu Chou: "So?"

"What so?"

"It's impossible for him to really like my mother." Gu Chou kicked her, "So without considering the benefits of being raised, what kind of girl would such a person like?"

Li Pei was stopped by the question and didn't answer for a while.His sister rolled her eyes, and used a horn comb to untangle Gu Chou's hair in two places where her hair was knotted, and said, "Since you are a school girl, let's pretend to be a school belle."

Gu Qiu looked at his glasses again, and said indifferently, "As you wish."

Li Huan first put on a makeup that was neither light nor heavy, covering up the tougher part of his face and making his feminine appearance more obvious.Then he pushed him into his cloakroom, and threw a thin woolen skirt and a black base layer on him.

"Change slowly, and be careful not to rub the powder on your clothes."

As she closed the door, she exhorted.

Within a few minutes, Gu Chou opened the door and walked out.

Li Pei looked up from the screen of his mobile phone. Even though he had seen Gu Chou's female costume several times, he still couldn't hold back the sound of "rely". This leg is thinner than a woman's."

Gu Chou has no birds, he didn't feel that this was a gift from God to reward food.

Li Pei added regretfully: "If you don't have a few, my buddies will definitely chase you."

Gu Chou replied sarcastically, "Can we catch up without you?"

"Can you give my brother some spiritual comfort and leave some room for talking?"

Li Huan rolled her eyes at the side, and interjected: "I beg you two." She opened a drawer containing various wigs, and said while picking, "There is a woman here."

As soon as she opened her mouth, Li Pei couldn't help but want to ask: "Sister, I have a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time."

"ask."

Li Pei clicked his tongue, with real confusion on his face: "Gu Chou's face has caused a lot of girls in our secondary school to suffer so much that they can't eat or sleep. How did you get immune?"

Gu Chou raised his eyebrows and seconded the question: "Same question."

Li Huan took out a real person's hair with eight-character bangs from the drawer, and said to Gu Chou, "Bow your head."

Gu Chou sat on the tatami beside him, and his body instantly became shorter.

Li Huan put this long hair on Gu Chou's head, adjusted and said, "Isn't that hard to think about?"

"?"

"??"

Li Huan said lightly: "The character is too bad, it's not in my consideration."

Gu Chou: "..."

Li Pei sighed, suddenly realized, and nodded in agreement: "That's true."

Gu Chou reached out for a wig from the drawer, and threw it at Li Pei: "Get lost!"

After dressing up, Gu Chou and Li Pei went out together.

They took a taxi and went to DOUBLE, one of the most famous bars in Beijing.

With Xiao Gu in such attire, he naturally has a mission.

Gu Yayun, also known as Gu Chou's own mother, recently made a new boyfriend. When Gu Chou went to Gu Yayun's company for a stroll a few days ago, she heard her assistant Bonnie mention it.

Gu Yayun is a strong woman, 90.00% of her life is dedicated to her work, and the remaining [-]% is divided into pieces.

Overall, he is a very indifferent person.

Three years ago, Gu Chou's father filed for divorce, and she agreed lightly. After filing a lawsuit and keeping her son by her side, she turned around and continued to work, as if she was not affected by it in the slightest.

Gu Chou was also quite puzzled, he felt that his mother was a machine, and the first purpose of living was to contribute GDP to society.

Of course, it's not that his mother doesn't have any feelings, nor does it mean that she doesn't want to fall in love. On the contrary, after the divorce, Gu Yayun has always had good luck.

Boyfriends one after another, Uncle Xiaoxianrou has all kinds of models.

Gu Yayun also seldom bothered to identify whether these peach blossoms fell on her body with ulterior motives. She didn't think it was necessary. Firstly, she was not emotionally involved, and secondly, she was not afraid of being cheated if she had a lot of money.

But in Gu Chou's eyes, that's not the case. Apart from other things, her mother has such a relationship, and I haven't seen how happy she is talking about it. It's quite expensive for a bank card.

Maybe he wanted to save up a few more bank cards for the property his mother left to him in the future. Gu Chou likes to turn into a shit stirrer when he has nothing to do, to make trouble for his mother.

Gu Chou inquired from Bonnie that Xiao Xianrou would go to DOUBLE tonight, and planned to meet him there.

He had a clear purpose, so he was ready to use a stick to stir it up, so that this young man in his early twenties, who had no skills at all, would show his true form in a good manner.

On the car to DOUBLE, Li Pei asked Gu Chou: "Do you know what he looks like?"

"I don't know." Gu Chou leaned on the back seat and closed his eyes to rest, "Just go in and find the best-looking one."

As soon as Gu Chou opened his mouth, the extremely contrasting female-male voice directly irritated the driver in front of him.The driver subconsciously glanced at the rearview mirror, and met Gu Chou's raised gaze.

It was clearly a beautiful face from a woman.

Not male and female.

Li Pei was not surprised by this kind of scene, and smoothed things over in a leisurely manner: "Master, my friend has a bit of a quirk, you can do it."

"..."

After Li Pei finished speaking, he turned his head, picked up the topic just now, and said to Gu Chou, "In case the target is wrong..."

"When did I miss it?" Gu Qiu said, "My mother has been looking at her son's face for 17 years, and she has gone to Mount Everest for aesthetics. She must be looking for the best-looking one."

"Okay, you are handsome and you are right."

DOUBLE is located on an entertainment street with the busiest nightlife in Beidu, even if it is windy, rainy or hail, it will not hinder its excitement.

As soon as Gu Chou got out of the car, he was blown all over by the biting wind.

Li Pei got out of the car one step behind him, and was also shivered by the evil wind: "Fuck, it's so fucking cold."

He followed Gu Chou: "Is it cold, may I give you my coat?"

Gu Chou's health wasn't in good shape, and he was only wearing a sweater and coat in this minus ten degrees Celsius windy weather.

"It's late." Gu Chou took great steps.

Li Peidian followed up, and kindly reminded: "Jiu'er, you are a woman now, and you can't take the masculine steps that only a hot-blooded man has."

Gu Chou was so cold that he didn't even want to speak, and walked like flying.

Their drop-off location is a little 100 meters away from DOUBLE, and they have to go through a narrow alley to see the bar signboard with colorful neon lights.

After stepping on several steps of winding stairs and reaching the second floor, the front of the bar really comes into view.

The warm air rushed towards his face, and Gu Chou's shriveled heart expanded a little bit from the cold, and it took a long time for it to gradually relax.

He took off his coat, shook off the unmelted snowflakes on it, changed the way of wearing a shawl, slowed down his pace, and walked in slowly.

It was playing a song that Gu Chou liked very much, "Whatever You Like" by ..., hip-hop style, neither fast nor slow, and the rhythm and volume were just right.

Gu Qiu had a good impression of this bar in his heart.

After his pace slowed down, Li Pei quickly followed, glanced around, and said, "There are quite a lot of people."

"How to find it?" He asked again, "You can't really just shoot with your eyes?"

A waiter just happened to greet him, walked to Gu Chou's side, and asked while leading: "Ma'am, do you have an appointment?"

Gu Chou's ability to control his voice is good, but when he is dressed as a woman, he will not speak unless he can. Li Pei naturally answered the waiter's words for him: "We don't have an appointment. Are there still seats at the bar? Let's sit there and adjust." It’s fine to drink some wine. I heard that the devil cemetery here is a must, and my sister and I want to try it.”

"Our Margarita is also good, very suitable for this beautiful lady." The waiter made a leading gesture, "There are still seats at the bar, please follow me."

Gu Qiu and Li Pei followed the waiters to the bar and sat down on the bar chairs.

The waiter took the person to his place, talked to the bartender a few words, and then went on to do other things.Li Pei didn't stay by Gu Chou's side for long, he was here to hinder the peach blossoms, so he retreated within a few minutes, staying behind.

As soon as Li Pei left, Gu Chou turned the bar chair 180 degrees, facing the wider hinterland of the bar.There are all kinds of people beside the stage, on the booths, and in the center of the small dance floor.

Resting his elbow on the edge of the bar, he tapped his slender white fingertips on the glass, and Gu Chou glanced lightly around.

Not handsome.

Not very good looking.

This shouldn't be either.

handsome?

……

Gu Chou took a sip of the Margarita in his glass.

Someone came over: "Hello."

Gu Chou raised his wine glass, controlled his voice, with a clear refusal: "I'm sorry, I'll wait for my boyfriend."

The man shrugged and walked away disinterestedly.

Gu Chou sat on the same spot for a while, until he finished drinking all the margaritas in the cup, but he didn't see a man who he thought was eye-catching enough to match his characteristics.

He put the glass on the bar and was about to go upstairs to the private room.

The phone vibrated twice suddenly, Gu Chou took out the phone from his pocket and lowered his eyes to unlock it.

Li Pei; [Jiuer!Come here!I think I should have found it!I saw such a man! 】

There is another picture.

Li Pei used his worrying photography skills to capture the face of a very young man from a bottom-up mysterious angle.

He looked younger than a college student, as if he was the same age as himself.

The face value is quite good, and this angle of death can't kill people's impulse to give this face a hundred points.

Drop drop drop.

The phone vibrated again.

Li Pei: 【Handsome or not? 】

Li Pei: [Seeing it makes me want to bend. 】

Li Pei: [I thought you had pushed my aesthetic height to the sky, but I didn't expect my aesthetic threshold to jump up in my lifetime. 】

Gu Chou replied speechlessly: 【Did you dig a hole in the ground to get into the film? 】

Li Pei: [This kind of appearance makes people feel awe, my hands are so soft that I can't lift them up. 】

Gu Chou glanced at where Li Pei was before, but he was not there.

He sent a message: [Where did you go? 】

Li Pei: [The direction of the bathroom. 】

Gu Qiu put away his phone and walked in the direction Li Pei said.

Just as he was about to turn into a corridor, Li Pei snapped his fingers: "Jiu'er." Seeing Gu Chou looking towards him, he stretched out his fingers in one direction and mouthed, "Over there."

Gu Chou cast his gaze in the direction he pointed.

A boy in a gray sweater was leaning against a booth, with his head down on the phone.

There was a dim chandelier not far behind him, and the light cast his shadow on the mottled floor, blending with many broken and shaking shadows.

Gu Chou's first impression was that this man had really fucking long legs.

He subconsciously had an urge to take out his phone and turn on the front camera to take a picture of himself, so as not to be compared.After thinking about it, he is now a woman, and she is playing with a ball.

He walked over and stopped in front of the man.

The man noticed a dark shadow cast in front of him, and raised his drooping eyes.

Eyes on.

Gu Chou raised his chin and asked, "You, Shi Zhinan?"

A trace of surprise flashed across Xi You's cold eyes, he stared at Gu Chou for three seconds, and said quietly, "You, man?"

"..."

Gu Qiu's heart collapsed on the spot.

Fuck!

I forgot to pinch my throat!

The author has something to say:

An impulse to write

Explanation in advance: Currently there are 35 chapters in the manuscript, and it is estimated that around 50 chapters will enter the margin update, but it will not be pitted.

As the old rule, all messages before the end will be given red envelopes, I hope everyone will

Much support.

Note: This "pretending to be a mother is not the other pretending to be a mother", we, Young Master Gu, don't pinch orchid fingers.