What bad thoughts can a little wolf dog have?

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The damp and cool night wind blows away the hotness and ambiguity in the bathroom. Pei Yijun's mind is blank watching Song Fang, who is neatly dressed, washing his hands and rinsing his mouth slowly, covering his eyes with the back of his hand like an ostrich.

Song Fang couldn't help laughing, and hugged him hard, "Brother, I'm leaving."

Pei Yijun's whole face was still hot, and he pretended to be natural and said: "Thank you."

"Thank you for bringing you supper, or... what?" Song Fang asked in a pretentious manner.

Why are you so skinny?Pei Yijun kicked him lightly.

"My brother is getting more and more angry now." Song Fang bent down and pecked Pei Yijun's lips, and finally moved reluctantly.

Hearing the sound of the porch door closing, Pei Yijun jumped off the sink, staggered slightly when he landed, ran to the balcony, and pushed open the window.

Soon, a figure elongated by the dim light appeared in the field of vision.

Song Fang had long legs and big strides, and he walked about ten meters in no time.

Pei Yijun touched the corners of his lips with his index and middle fingers, pulling down the upward curve little by little.As soon as the hand was released, the corners of the lips raised automatically.

He couldn't restrain himself anymore, looking at the dark bushes and smiling like a fool.It was not until Ruan Yi's video call interrupted that Pei Yijun sat on the sofa and said "Hello".

Looking at the background, Ruan Yi is in the office, and can faintly hear the loud and noisy sound, "How is it, Pei Pei? Just forget about being too busy after school starts, and don't even reply to a message."

Pei Yijun even said he was embarrassed.In fact, he has a good habit, as long as people he is familiar with or unfamiliar send a message, he will reply seriously, even if the other party sends a message of "Are you there", he will not pretend that he didn't see it.

Unless he is busy.

Looking at the time when Ruan Yi sent the message, he was really busy.

As for the busy content, it is quite indescribable.

Ruan Yi lit a lady's cigarette, and joked casually: "It can't be that I disturb you and your little brother?"

Pei Yijun's skin was thinner than a peach's skin, and he was not used to lying and deceiving others, so he couldn't utter a word for a long time when he was asked.

"Fuck!" The sisters for many years didn't just talk casually, Ruan Yi suddenly regained his spirits, "Say, talk, talk, what the hell were you doing just now?"

Pei Yijun: "It's just like what you think..."

"Hahahaha." Ruan Yi couldn't hold the cigarette with a smile, "I said you can't resist the attack of the little wolf dog at all, please don't bother you, you can enjoy the service of the little wolf dog, sister rush!"

After hanging up the phone, Ruan Yi Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua sent several links, all of which were interesting items that he personally experienced.There are also 16 G of treasured resources, including videos and novels, the kind that can make the mouth dry and unable to sleep in the middle of the night.

Pei Yijun replied with two words: 【Thank you】

Threesomes must have my teacher, growing up so big, Pei Yijun thinks that he is best at studying.

The New Year's Eve party is approaching, and the substitute "heroine" Pei Yijun catches the ducks on the shelves and reverses the role of the princess.The long passages of classical drama lines did not bother Pei Yijun, who got the highest score in Nantah University in the past ten years in the CET-[-] exam, but...

Pei Yijun: "I have no stage experience."

Yue Qing pinched Pei Yijun's shoulders to get water, mouthful of white teeth, "It's okay, I stayed in the drama club for a whole year, and I acted as a cactus for the first time on stage."

Pei Yijun: "I haven't worn women's clothing."

Not to mention in front of so many people.

Embarrassed and ashamed.

Yue Qing thought that he was going to repent, so he hugged Pei Yijun's leg and howled miserably: "Brother! Brother!!! We can't repent at this time, we will be officially on stage the day after tomorrow!!!"

Yue Qing used to be mistaken for a high school student because he was young and had a baby face. He spent a year in the gym after learning from the pain, and developed a body with obvious muscles.Looking at his protruding biceps, Pei Yijun imagined Yue Qing wearing women's clothing, which has a great visual sense of "King Kong Barbie", but it is too spicy, and the quality of the skirt may not hold up.

There really isn't a better candidate than him.

Pei Yijun: "I didn't go back on my word, I just felt that it was a bit contrary to harmony."

"Where did you violate the peace? How did you violate the peace?" Yue Qing stopped howling, and began to mouth rainbow farts, "You, you are a legendary student of Nantah University! You are a physics god who is ordered to be in danger! You, you use the beauty of the prosperous age to bring disaster to the country and the people! Support the honor of the entire School of Physics! Ah..."

"Shut up." Pei Yijun stood up and prepared to change clothes, "Say one more word, and I will quit immediately."

Yue Qing covered his mouth and nodded fiercely, bent over and bowed, "You always please move to this room to change clothes!"

With a bang, the door of the dormitory opened wide, and Wang Yiming's hands were filled with beer and beverage barbecue. He said loudly, "The barbecue at the south gate is celebrating today. Buy enough 100 yuan to give away beer. Damn, it's more than one person." , I’m almost falling asleep.”

Xie Lin and Du Yuanhang, who had just finished a game and were queuing in the quality square, retreated directly, and surrounded them like vicious dogs.Wang Yiming approached with Song Fang's favorite chicken wings and beer, and saw Young Master Song holding a hard-tipped calligraphy copybook and reading it seriously.

"What are you doing, you want to practice calligraphy?"

Wang Yiming was scared to death.He and Song Fang have been classmates since kindergarten. Of course, he knows that Song Fang hates writing in a neat stroke. If it weren't for the grid restrictions on the test paper, he could fly into the sky.

Song Fang didn't answer, and put the copybook on the laptop solemnly, and glanced at Wang Yiming, "Have you practiced the ninth level of abdominal muscle wrinkling?"

Du Yuanhang spit out a sip of beer and almost split his arms laughing.

Wang Yiming was so angry that he pulled up his T-shirt, "Damn, I still have four yuan now, and I practiced with real knives and guns. I definitely didn't eat egg whites or powder."

Song Fang nodded, not very sincerely echoing: "Liubi."

Wang Yiming: "..."

If he showed his belly in front of a man with beautiful eight-pack abs, it was not because of Guan Gong's big knife, to humiliate himself!

He pulled the chair and sat down, couldn't help asking curiously: "So, you really want to practice calligraphy?"

Song Fang picked up the copybook and pointed to the name of the editor-in-chief, "Did you see it?"

Wang Yiming's eyesight is 1.5, and he can see clearly without getting close, "Pei Yong? Who is this? It sounds familiar... Oh oh, I remembered, our elementary school sends out a copybook with the textbook every semester. I Mom forces me to practice every day."

Xie Lin is from province G next door, "I also practiced teacher Pei's handwriting."

Song Fang smiled, "Teacher Pei is my partner's father."

Three people: "..."

Wang Yiming said blankly: "Fuck, I'm fucking convinced, and I can show off all of this. If you publish a copy of "One Hundred Ways to Show Love", I will definitely buy it."

Du Yuanhang: "The grilled skewers have been corroded by the sour smell of love. From tomorrow onwards, I will go to the milk tea shop when I have nothing to do, and try to escape the bitter sea of ​​mother-fetal singleness before the winter vacation."

Xie Lin: "Let's form a group, but you have to practice your poor Mandarin."

"What do you know? Our Northeast dialect has its own humor, and girls like humor."

Amidst the three single dogs discussing how to improve the hit rate of picking up girls in milk tea shops, Song Fang's cell phone vibrated.

[moonlight: Dress rehearsal with makeup, what do you think... how about it? 】

Across the screen, Song Fang could imagine Pei Yijun's tangled expression.

He doesn't care about women's clothing or not, but that person is Pei Yijun, and he can be seduced by just thinking about it.Therefore, when Pei Yijun told him that he might have a cross-dressing at the welcome party, his attitude was neither support nor objection.

Wang Yiming came over with a beer, "Boss Song, let's have dinner together tomorrow? You are out of order, how can you not treat me? We are all curious about who our sister-in-law is and whether she is pretty or not?"

[moonlight: picture]

Song Fang was suffocated, and quickly pressed the lock screen button one second before Wang Yiming's gaze came over.

His hand speed is very fast, Wang Yiming only felt a blur in front of his eyes, but he didn't see anything, "Tsk, it really is the hand speed of being single for 18 years. Hey, you already have a partner, why are you still looking at pictures that are not suitable for children? Be careful, I tell you Our little aunt."

Song Fang stood up and patted Wang Yiming's shoulder meaningfully, "First of all, you have to call my partner sister-in-law. Secondly, what I saw was the photo of my partner, why didn't I show it to you, because it's not suitable for children!"

Xie Lin and Du Yuanhang laughed loudly.

After closing the bathroom door, Song Fang quickly rolled his Adam's apple and took out his cell phone.

In the photo, Pei Yijun is wearing stage makeup, with thick eyeliner that follows the arc of the eyes upwards, and the outline is drawn deep and long.The color of his lips is a very white and aura plum purple. In addition, his bone phase ratio is perfect, and his plasticity is very strong.

Pei Yijun was wearing a long brown wig, and looked at the camera with slightly parted lips nervously, a little moist pink was hidden behind, like a silent invitation.

Song Fang typed the next line.

【Brother, don’t hook me up】