What bad thoughts can a little wolf dog have?

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Today at 07:30, there will be a fire safety and network anti-fraud lecture for freshmen in the school auditorium.Song was put in late, only 10 minutes before the start, and Wang Yiming had already occupied a seat for him.

Song Fang was in a good mood, and passed by a small supermarket and bought four ice creams to share with his roommates.He touched Wang Yiming's shoe upper, "Help me find a booster for "Xian Yuan", and reach the full level in a week, and the price can be opened at any price."

Wang Yiming licked the ice cream, "What kind of power leveling do you want? I have several "Xianyuan" trumpets, all of which are at full level, you can play as you like. No, why do you think of playing "Xianyuan" as an ancient game of cultivating immortals? ?”

Song Fang leaned casually on the chair, "Online dating."

"cough……"

"Cough cough..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Wang Yiming, Xie Lin, and Du Yuanhang choked together.

Du Yuanhang couldn't believe it: "Brother Fang, you are in our dormitory, no, the number one student in Nantah University, the sister who wants to be picked up by you can go around Nancheng three times, and you want to engage in online dating?"

Xie Lin nodded, "Just because I share the dormitory with you, I can meet young ladies who take the initiative to strike up a conversation every day. I have a lot of resources to choose at will. What kind of online dating are you doing?"

Wang Yiming tsk-tsk: "You know whether there is a person or a ghost or a man or a woman on the other end of the network cable. Maybe they are older than you. Young people who have not been beaten by society are uneducated!"

Song Fang slapped Wang Yiming, "It won't be bigger than me."

"Fuck!"

"Hahaha!"

Du Yuanhang laughed so hard that the ice cream almost fell to the floor, "Boss Song can also speak yellow accents with Liupi plus."

The three of them never thought that what Song Fang said was the truth.

Song Fang secretly moaned about buying an account, and Wang Yiming wondered, "You want to play with my account, why buy it now, and a week is too tight."

Song Fang clicked and bit the egg roll, "Your accounts are not clean."

"You're not fucking clean."

"I want a loli nanny, the cuter the face, the better."

Wang Yiming: "..."

Knowing Song Fang for so many years, he even knows which leg Song Fang puts on first when he puts on his pants, and he has never found out that this man treats any girl specially.

Is it true online dating?

Are you willing to dress up as a woman and be cute in order to please your online dating partner? !

How fucking humble! !

Wang Yiming straightened his face, "Brother, are you serious? Or are you talking nonsense out of nothing?"

Song Fang raised his eyebrows, "What do you think?"

Wang Yiming choked.His childhood looks disorganized and reckless, he doesn't care about anything, but in fact he is very purposeful and hardly does anything on a whim.

"Let me remind you that human nature is so cheap that you won't cherish what you get too easily. Both men and women are the same."

Song Fang stared blankly at the center of the venue, and said firmly, "He won't."

Wang Yiming: "..." He was really curious to death, this must be a fairy descending to earth, or why did Song Fang suddenly set up the character of an affectionate idiot?

Before he could get to the bottom of it, Song Fang changed the subject, "What did you have for dinner?"

"Don't mention it, I stepped on thunder today. The sweet and sour pork tenderloin in Yicanteen should be called sweet and sour starch sticks. My God, I didn't see the meat after I took two bites." After complaining, Wang Yiming asked: "What did you say tonight?" If you don’t want to eat with us, why are you honestly telling me?”

Song Fang waited for him to ask, lazily took out his mobile phone, and the lit screen was facing Wang Yiming's face, "The crucian carp tofu soup is delicious and smooth, the cold cucumber jellyfish head is crispy and slightly sour, the scrambled eggs with tomatoes have the right proportion of salt and sugar, green pepper Stir-fried bacon is spicy and salty."

Wang Yiming's saliva almost flowed down.

"Wait, whose family is this background? Fuck, have you hooked up with a clever, gentle and virtuous young lady? Which major? Sophomore or junior?"

Xie Lin: "Fast approval!"

Du Yuanhang: "As expected of the top speed!"

Song Kuangyouyou put away his phone, "Don't guess, I won't tell you now."

Wang Yiming was really shocked. He slapped Xie Lin's thigh beside him, and said angrily: "Scumbag! You already have young ladies who cook and do laundry for you, and you even step on two boats to engage in online dating!"

Song Fang: "???"

How the hell did he become good brothers with this guy, and he has been doing it for more than ten years!

Is it the broad mind that accepts all rivers and rivers?

He raised his head and patted Wang Yiming's big head, with a kind tone, "Good boy, I think you are good at studying veterinary medicine. With your IQ, you have basically bid farewell to the category of communicating with humans."

For the next week, Song Fang checked in at Pei Yijun's house on time every day to report. It was really like a big stray dog ​​Gou was suddenly adopted by a kind person. After eating and drinking for nothing, he honestly acted like a baby and did housework without flirting.

On Saturday, the four big boys in Dormitory 302 slept until noon, and when they got up, they confidently clamored to level the Summoner's Canyon.

three hours later.

Du Yuanhang: "Xie Lin, you unfilial son, you only added two shields to Dad and me in 34 minutes?"

Xie Lin: "Fuck off, I'll throw some cat food and put my cat on the keyboard is better than you. I'll add ten shields to you, do you deserve it?"

Wang Yiming: "The top laner on the opposite side jumped the tower to kill me. It must have been scripted. I want to report him."

Song Fang: "..."

After looking at his 8/2/3 record, he quickly exited and turned off the computer.

It's a big Sunday, what's wrong with you, you have to be forced to give points by three dishes.

Pei Yijun was waiting for the elevator with two packages when his phone vibrated.

【Fang】: Brother!

[Fang]: Brother!

【fang】：o(╥﹏╥)o

Pei Yijun looked at Yan's expression and paused before replying.

【moonlight】: Well, what's wrong?

[fang]: [photo] [photo]

The first one is the LOL record map.

Kneel five times in a row.

The second is a selfie.

The boy was only wearing a basketball vest, looking at the camera pitifully like a tiger cub who had lost a fight outside.

Ask for comfort.

Pei Yijun: "..."

Why is this person so proficient at acting cute now?

He long presses the selfie photo, downloads and saves it.

[moonlight: I see, don't just play games and forget to eat.I have something to do in the lab, so I'll order you a crayfish bun for dinner. 】

[Fang: It's okay.I heard that there is a newly opened small noodle shop, the spicy noodles only cost [-] yuan, and an egg is also given away]

The big boy who is still growing up only eats four pieces of noodles at night?Not to mention the meat, there must be no meat residue, at most put some lard.Pei Yijun still remembers that when he was in college, he had to eat rice with one meat and one vegetarian at night, otherwise he would be hungry before going to bed.

[moonlight: It's okay, the crayfish shop outside the north gate has been open for almost ten years, and it has always been very popular. It should suit your taste. 】

[fang: [Drool.jpg] Brother is so kind, I can only promise him with my body (ω)]

[Fang: I can't see brother at night... I'm really unhappy]

[Fang: Brother is still playing "Xian Yuan", I also have an account, do you want to play together at night? 】

Ever since he was a child, Pei Yijun has received quite a few confessions, and most of them would leave with regret once he declined them.There are very few who are unwilling to give up, and Pei Yijun's handling method is very simple, that is, indifference.

No one is really willing to be a licking dog. If they don't respond, they will ignore it. After a long time, they will naturally give up.

But when he met Song Fang, he couldn't help but soften his heart again and again.

This really doesn't work.

[moonlight: I actually don’t play much anymore, I’m in a hurry to chat next time]

After Pei Yijun sent this line of information, he hurriedly turned off the phone, as if he regretted it if he was a second late.

Song Fang looked at the chat interface that no longer popped up new messages, and opened the balcony door.It had been a day of light rain, and he leaned against the wall and lit a cigarette.

It was almost 10:30 when Pei Yijun returned home after guiding the experimental data.After taking a shower, I lay on the bed and tossed and baked pancakes for a while, but couldn't fall asleep, so I simply sat up and turned on the computer.

Soon, the man in ancient white clothes with fluttering sleeves went online.

"Xianyuan" is a very old Xianxia game. It has been about ten years since Pei Yijun first came into contact with it.Now that the game has come to an end, everyone is playing with feelings and memories.

Pei Yijun didn't finish the daily tasks, but opened the unfinished treasure map, ready to try to see if he could reveal the precious materials.

After all, he is a ten-year old player. As soon as he appeared, several friends chatted with him privately.

[Private chat] The first handsome man of Xianyuan: Damn, the missing person is back, congratulations

[Private Chat] Love and Peace: Yiyi, congratulations, are you coming to clear the Red Flame Cave quest?If the red flame stone is dropped to you, it will be regarded as part of the money!

[Private Chat] Idleman Lao Luo: Yiyi, when will you have a wedding ceremony and brother will give you a big gift?

[Private chat] Non-clothed Sheep and Sheep: "???"

[Private Chat] Idleman Lao Luo: The holy water I bought at a big price back then is even more effective than worshiping Guanyin. Your sister-in-law and I have it once, hahahaha

[Private chat] Feiyi Yangyang: "What marriage? What wedding?"

[Private Chat] Idleman Lao Luo: ...Brother, are you such a scumbag?You don't marry someone, but you let the little girl wander around the district with your wife's name every day?

Pei Yijun: "..."

He stood in front of the teleportation gate in the main city, separated by a row of heads waiting to be teleported, and Pei Yijun saw a little dragon girl wearing a multicolored skirt with long horns standing not far away.

Five kinds of gauze, pink, orange, yellow, purple, and blue, are layered on her body, as if a five-color flower has bloomed.

[Currently] The wife of Feiyi Yangyangxia: Brother, you are online^.^ Crayfish buns are delicious

The most embarrassing thing in the world is that I said I don't play, but meet in the game.

And the name above the opponent's head turned out to be: "The lady who is not a man in clothes".