On how to get rid of straight doctors
Chapter 1
Jian Zheng stood in the bar and heard the waiter tell him that the bar and booths were full.
Years are unfavorable, and there is no room for a drink out of love, maybe he should be at home today to catch up with homework.
He is either doing his homework every day, or on his way to do his homework. He even sets a time in advance with his ex-boyfriend DOI. He finally wants to add some color to his busy life, but finds that this color does not match.
Just when the waiter wanted to persuade him to leave, a customer in a small booth left. Jian Zheng thought about it and decided to sit there. After all, he came here all the time, and he felt bad for not drinking.
He wanted to come to the beerlist, so he chose a wine that looked strong, thinking he would be a real man.
He was so depressed, so he simply chose to be unrestrained, anyway, he called a classmate who had a car to pick him up today.
The wine came up quickly, and he raised his head to drink it, but put down the glass in the next second, and his upper body fell between the two booths, covering his mouth and almost spitting it out.
It was hard for him to bear the feeling of vomiting, and he felt a little pain in his forehead.
The wine ordered was very manly, and he was already feeling dizzy when he looked up.
Someone next to him said to him in nice Chinese: "Sorry, I accidentally bumped into you when I was pouring wine just now, how are you?"
Jian Zheng felt that maybe there was something wrong with his ears, otherwise how could he hear Chinese in bars in country M, especially since he hadn't been to bars in Chinatown yet.
He looked over blankly and found a Chinese with black hair and black eyes sitting beside him.
A very handsome Chinese male who can speak Chinese perfectly without any accent.
The Chinese man wore very recognizable silver-gray frame glasses, and he had a gentle and cold demeanor. He didn't look like a person sitting in a bar drinking, but rather an elite white-collar sitting in an office.
Especially when the man is drinking a lot.
Jian Zheng moved his nose, half an arm away, he could smell the alcohol smell from the man.
Alcohol began to paralyze his brain, and the first thing he said unexpectedly was: "You drank a lot."
The man looks at him.
Jian Zheng of Indulgence Day was unreasonable, and continued: "You don't look like someone who can drink so much, what's bothering you?"
After finishing speaking, he realized whether he was the kind of "straight guy" who clumsily strikes up a conversation in a bar, and his strike-up method seems to be very low.
But... I don't care what to do so much, I agreed to indulge.
But the man next to him looked a little cold, not like someone who would answer such a question.
Jian Zheng rubbed his nose, thinking that the first time he struck up a conversation in a bar probably failed, so he planned to give up.
"not in a good mood."
Suddenly there was a voice in his ear.
He looked at the man beside him in great surprise.
The man looked at him and asked again: "Are you okay?"
Jian Zheng realized later that the other party's elbow seemed to hit his forehead when he just bent over and retched.
"It's okay." He shook his head, stared at the man for a few seconds, and then chose to ask, "Why are you in a bad mood?"
How should I put it, Jian Zheng felt that the man around him seemed to be the type who could do everything with ease, and he couldn't think of anything that would make him feel bad.
The man stared at him for a few more seconds, as if wondering why the student-looking person next to him would ask such a question.
Jian Zheng waited for a few minutes this time, but the other party did not answer.
He shrugged, turned his head and planned to continue drinking, and guessed that the other party would not answer.
A few minutes later, when he felt that he was about to drink too much, he suddenly heard the other party say: "Break up with your girlfriend."
Jian Zheng turned his head in surprise, and sighed after a while: "What a coincidence, this world is so small."
"I just broke up with my boyfriend..."
When Jian Zheng said this, drunkenness and anger welled up all of a sudden, and he urgently needed to vent his emotions.
"That scumbag chased me for three months. He was very attentive and considerate from chasing me to going to bed. I was dazed by hormones and agreed to have sex with him. After a few times, he broke up as if he was not interested. , when we broke up, let me say that sex with a man is not as tight and warm as the legend says, and it's still hard, not as good as a woman."
"Fuck, this guy is just a curiosity-seeking mentality, a trashy short-term scumbag, why was I so blind at the beginning and didn't see through his essence."
"Fortunately, I insisted on wearing tao all the time, otherwise I would regret it to death if I got infected by a scumbag."
"What kind of dog is it? It's quite different from what men do and women do. Why don't you change the gender of the thing that kills a thousand knives?"
Yi Ci felt that the troubled boy next to him probably needed comfort, but he was not good at comforting people.
After a while, Jian Zheng heard the people around him say to him in a very calm voice: "Sex-love experience usually has nothing to do with gender, but with the compatibility and physical condition of both parties. It is also a process from accumulation to explosion. Discussing feelings in terms of gender is too narrow."
Jian Zheng suddenly understood why the other party broke up.
"Although they are all shivering, the process before the shivering is quite different." Jian Zheng retorted dissatisfiedly, "Men and women have different physiological structures, and there is an obvious gap."
Yi Ci didn't speak, just looked at Jian Zheng.
Jian Zheng drank the wine again, and looked sideways at the people around him.
He suddenly felt that the people around him were really handsome, the cold and lustful type, with a good temperament and figure, and the clothes he was wearing also had a sense of luxury from the elite.
He didn't know why his brain was convulsed, and he blurted out impulsively, "If you don't believe me, we can try it, the feeling of the prostate is incomparable."
After finishing speaking, he wanted to slap himself, how could he say such a thing, hasn't he always been a zero.
"that……"
He looked at Yi Ci, as if he wanted to explain something, but suddenly he didn't want to explain to Yi Ci's face.
Everyone is an adult, you break up and I break up, and they are all single, so it seems that it is okay to make an appointment.
If the first time in front of him can be given to such a handsome man, it seems that it is not a loss.
With tears in his eyes, he thought he could do it.
"Hello." Jian Zheng swallowed, "I'll take it as your consent if you don't speak."
There seemed to be a vague smile on Yi Ci's lips, but he didn't speak.
After Jian Zheng finished speaking, he waited for a while and didn't get a response. Feeling that he couldn't hold back his face, he asked a little rudely: "Hey, do you agree or not? If you don't agree, just pull it down and pretend I didn't say anything."
Yi Ci narrowed his eyes and looked at him for a few seconds before saying unhurriedly, "My name is Yi Ci."
Jian Zheng was stunned.
"I just think it's a basic courtesy to introduce your name before you do it."
Jian Zheng stared blankly at Yi Ci, what the hell, why does he feel that the buddy next to him is a bit knowledgeable.
Yi Ci quickly called someone to pay the bill, and he paid his share in a daze. He wanted to retreat, but his mind was very hot.
Walking out of the bar, he originally thought that Yi Ci would go directly to the hotel, but the other party dragged him to a nearby adult goods store to buy things first.
Dai tao, Jian Zheng also agrees with this very much, of course they need something else besides tao.
Jian Zheng originally thought he was going to speak up by himself, but Yi Ci walked up to those supplies first and asked, "Which one are you used to using?"
It is something for enema.
He was not sure what Yi Ci meant, and said tentatively, "This should be your choice."
Yi Ci raised his eyebrows, and after a few seconds, he directly chose the most conspicuous brand on the shelf.
They came out of the adult goods store with their things and went directly to a nearby hotel.
When paying the room fee, Jian Zheng was still thinking about whether to have an AA with the other party, but Yi Ci didn't mention this matter, and paid directly by swiping his card, and asked him to fill in his information and then gave him a room card.
When going upstairs, Jian Zheng was a little timid, probably because he was slowly waking up from the wine, and countless news about one-night stand problems, as well as various one-night stand routines and tricks flashed through his mind...
When the elevator reached the floor and Yi Ci got out of the elevator, he was still in the elevator.
He heard Yi Ci asking, "What?"
The voice was very nice, Jian Zheng was on top of the hormone, stepped out of the elevator and said, "It's nothing."
Isn't it just a one-night stand? So many of his classmates have done it, and nothing happened. He couldn't believe that his vision was so bad.
Besides, as long as he doesn't drink anything of unknown origin, keeps an eye on his belongings at all times, and pays attention to wearing tao, there shouldn't be any problems.
Really hit him...
Jian Zheng looked at Yi Ci's height, about 1.9 meters, half a head taller than him...
Well, in a real fight, he probably wouldn't be able to.
He quietly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the classmate who was going to pick him up——
[Don't pick me up, I met a very good guy today, I'm going to indulge, the hotel is XXXX, room number 9XX, just remember to pick me up tomorrow morning]
Well, I have told my classmates that nothing will go wrong, and he should enjoy it next.
The sound of the hotel room door opening and closing sounded, and Jian Zheng, who had never had an appointment and could only flirt, felt his heart lift.
Fuck, he is a big boy, why does he feel inexplicably nervous, like a beast in this room is about to eat him.
There was no tension on Yi Ci's expression, he just put the things he bought aside and asked, "Are you going to take a shower first or me first?"
"You go first." Jian Zheng said immediately. After finishing speaking, he felt that his tone was probably too tense. In order to relieve his anxiety, he took out the enema utensils he just bought and said to Yi Ci: "You can make preparations in advance when you wash. I don't know if you can use these, there are instructions on it, you can read it, of course, if you can't use it, you can call me and I will help you."
After finishing speaking, the room was very quiet, and Yi Ci didn't say a word.
He felt strange, "What's wrong?"
Yi Ci looked at him calmly, and said slowly, "I think these are bought for your use."
Jian Zheng petrified on the spot.
Bought for him?
Yi Ci meant to attack him?
The author has something to say: finally in time to write before December
The three-dimensional is busy, there is no guarantee of daily updates, you can wait until the end
This book is not long, I try to finish it before the year
Years are unfavorable, and there is no room for a drink out of love, maybe he should be at home today to catch up with homework.
He is either doing his homework every day, or on his way to do his homework. He even sets a time in advance with his ex-boyfriend DOI. He finally wants to add some color to his busy life, but finds that this color does not match.
Just when the waiter wanted to persuade him to leave, a customer in a small booth left. Jian Zheng thought about it and decided to sit there. After all, he came here all the time, and he felt bad for not drinking.
He wanted to come to the beerlist, so he chose a wine that looked strong, thinking he would be a real man.
He was so depressed, so he simply chose to be unrestrained, anyway, he called a classmate who had a car to pick him up today.
The wine came up quickly, and he raised his head to drink it, but put down the glass in the next second, and his upper body fell between the two booths, covering his mouth and almost spitting it out.
It was hard for him to bear the feeling of vomiting, and he felt a little pain in his forehead.
The wine ordered was very manly, and he was already feeling dizzy when he looked up.
Someone next to him said to him in nice Chinese: "Sorry, I accidentally bumped into you when I was pouring wine just now, how are you?"
Jian Zheng felt that maybe there was something wrong with his ears, otherwise how could he hear Chinese in bars in country M, especially since he hadn't been to bars in Chinatown yet.
He looked over blankly and found a Chinese with black hair and black eyes sitting beside him.
A very handsome Chinese male who can speak Chinese perfectly without any accent.
The Chinese man wore very recognizable silver-gray frame glasses, and he had a gentle and cold demeanor. He didn't look like a person sitting in a bar drinking, but rather an elite white-collar sitting in an office.
Especially when the man is drinking a lot.
Jian Zheng moved his nose, half an arm away, he could smell the alcohol smell from the man.
Alcohol began to paralyze his brain, and the first thing he said unexpectedly was: "You drank a lot."
The man looks at him.
Jian Zheng of Indulgence Day was unreasonable, and continued: "You don't look like someone who can drink so much, what's bothering you?"
After finishing speaking, he realized whether he was the kind of "straight guy" who clumsily strikes up a conversation in a bar, and his strike-up method seems to be very low.
But... I don't care what to do so much, I agreed to indulge.
But the man next to him looked a little cold, not like someone who would answer such a question.
Jian Zheng rubbed his nose, thinking that the first time he struck up a conversation in a bar probably failed, so he planned to give up.
"not in a good mood."
Suddenly there was a voice in his ear.
He looked at the man beside him in great surprise.
The man looked at him and asked again: "Are you okay?"
Jian Zheng realized later that the other party's elbow seemed to hit his forehead when he just bent over and retched.
"It's okay." He shook his head, stared at the man for a few seconds, and then chose to ask, "Why are you in a bad mood?"
How should I put it, Jian Zheng felt that the man around him seemed to be the type who could do everything with ease, and he couldn't think of anything that would make him feel bad.
The man stared at him for a few more seconds, as if wondering why the student-looking person next to him would ask such a question.
Jian Zheng waited for a few minutes this time, but the other party did not answer.
He shrugged, turned his head and planned to continue drinking, and guessed that the other party would not answer.
A few minutes later, when he felt that he was about to drink too much, he suddenly heard the other party say: "Break up with your girlfriend."
Jian Zheng turned his head in surprise, and sighed after a while: "What a coincidence, this world is so small."
"I just broke up with my boyfriend..."
When Jian Zheng said this, drunkenness and anger welled up all of a sudden, and he urgently needed to vent his emotions.
"That scumbag chased me for three months. He was very attentive and considerate from chasing me to going to bed. I was dazed by hormones and agreed to have sex with him. After a few times, he broke up as if he was not interested. , when we broke up, let me say that sex with a man is not as tight and warm as the legend says, and it's still hard, not as good as a woman."
"Fuck, this guy is just a curiosity-seeking mentality, a trashy short-term scumbag, why was I so blind at the beginning and didn't see through his essence."
"Fortunately, I insisted on wearing tao all the time, otherwise I would regret it to death if I got infected by a scumbag."
"What kind of dog is it? It's quite different from what men do and women do. Why don't you change the gender of the thing that kills a thousand knives?"
Yi Ci felt that the troubled boy next to him probably needed comfort, but he was not good at comforting people.
After a while, Jian Zheng heard the people around him say to him in a very calm voice: "Sex-love experience usually has nothing to do with gender, but with the compatibility and physical condition of both parties. It is also a process from accumulation to explosion. Discussing feelings in terms of gender is too narrow."
Jian Zheng suddenly understood why the other party broke up.
"Although they are all shivering, the process before the shivering is quite different." Jian Zheng retorted dissatisfiedly, "Men and women have different physiological structures, and there is an obvious gap."
Yi Ci didn't speak, just looked at Jian Zheng.
Jian Zheng drank the wine again, and looked sideways at the people around him.
He suddenly felt that the people around him were really handsome, the cold and lustful type, with a good temperament and figure, and the clothes he was wearing also had a sense of luxury from the elite.
He didn't know why his brain was convulsed, and he blurted out impulsively, "If you don't believe me, we can try it, the feeling of the prostate is incomparable."
After finishing speaking, he wanted to slap himself, how could he say such a thing, hasn't he always been a zero.
"that……"
He looked at Yi Ci, as if he wanted to explain something, but suddenly he didn't want to explain to Yi Ci's face.
Everyone is an adult, you break up and I break up, and they are all single, so it seems that it is okay to make an appointment.
If the first time in front of him can be given to such a handsome man, it seems that it is not a loss.
With tears in his eyes, he thought he could do it.
"Hello." Jian Zheng swallowed, "I'll take it as your consent if you don't speak."
There seemed to be a vague smile on Yi Ci's lips, but he didn't speak.
After Jian Zheng finished speaking, he waited for a while and didn't get a response. Feeling that he couldn't hold back his face, he asked a little rudely: "Hey, do you agree or not? If you don't agree, just pull it down and pretend I didn't say anything."
Yi Ci narrowed his eyes and looked at him for a few seconds before saying unhurriedly, "My name is Yi Ci."
Jian Zheng was stunned.
"I just think it's a basic courtesy to introduce your name before you do it."
Jian Zheng stared blankly at Yi Ci, what the hell, why does he feel that the buddy next to him is a bit knowledgeable.
Yi Ci quickly called someone to pay the bill, and he paid his share in a daze. He wanted to retreat, but his mind was very hot.
Walking out of the bar, he originally thought that Yi Ci would go directly to the hotel, but the other party dragged him to a nearby adult goods store to buy things first.
Dai tao, Jian Zheng also agrees with this very much, of course they need something else besides tao.
Jian Zheng originally thought he was going to speak up by himself, but Yi Ci walked up to those supplies first and asked, "Which one are you used to using?"
It is something for enema.
He was not sure what Yi Ci meant, and said tentatively, "This should be your choice."
Yi Ci raised his eyebrows, and after a few seconds, he directly chose the most conspicuous brand on the shelf.
They came out of the adult goods store with their things and went directly to a nearby hotel.
When paying the room fee, Jian Zheng was still thinking about whether to have an AA with the other party, but Yi Ci didn't mention this matter, and paid directly by swiping his card, and asked him to fill in his information and then gave him a room card.
When going upstairs, Jian Zheng was a little timid, probably because he was slowly waking up from the wine, and countless news about one-night stand problems, as well as various one-night stand routines and tricks flashed through his mind...
When the elevator reached the floor and Yi Ci got out of the elevator, he was still in the elevator.
He heard Yi Ci asking, "What?"
The voice was very nice, Jian Zheng was on top of the hormone, stepped out of the elevator and said, "It's nothing."
Isn't it just a one-night stand? So many of his classmates have done it, and nothing happened. He couldn't believe that his vision was so bad.
Besides, as long as he doesn't drink anything of unknown origin, keeps an eye on his belongings at all times, and pays attention to wearing tao, there shouldn't be any problems.
Really hit him...
Jian Zheng looked at Yi Ci's height, about 1.9 meters, half a head taller than him...
Well, in a real fight, he probably wouldn't be able to.
He quietly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the classmate who was going to pick him up——
[Don't pick me up, I met a very good guy today, I'm going to indulge, the hotel is XXXX, room number 9XX, just remember to pick me up tomorrow morning]
Well, I have told my classmates that nothing will go wrong, and he should enjoy it next.
The sound of the hotel room door opening and closing sounded, and Jian Zheng, who had never had an appointment and could only flirt, felt his heart lift.
Fuck, he is a big boy, why does he feel inexplicably nervous, like a beast in this room is about to eat him.
There was no tension on Yi Ci's expression, he just put the things he bought aside and asked, "Are you going to take a shower first or me first?"
"You go first." Jian Zheng said immediately. After finishing speaking, he felt that his tone was probably too tense. In order to relieve his anxiety, he took out the enema utensils he just bought and said to Yi Ci: "You can make preparations in advance when you wash. I don't know if you can use these, there are instructions on it, you can read it, of course, if you can't use it, you can call me and I will help you."
After finishing speaking, the room was very quiet, and Yi Ci didn't say a word.
He felt strange, "What's wrong?"
Yi Ci looked at him calmly, and said slowly, "I think these are bought for your use."
Jian Zheng petrified on the spot.
Bought for him?
Yi Ci meant to attack him?
The author has something to say: finally in time to write before December
The three-dimensional is busy, there is no guarantee of daily updates, you can wait until the end
This book is not long, I try to finish it before the year
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