On how to get rid of straight doctors

Jian Zheng is a little strange about this "thank you". In his opinion, thanking you is worse than saying that he likes you.

"What's the matter with you, did you encounter something?"

Yi refused to answer, but said, "I'll take you upstairs, it's getting late."

The clock is at eleven o'clock in the evening. It is indeed getting late, but for those who do not go to work or school tomorrow, the nightlife has just begun, and there is a lot of time to waste.

Jian Zheng went upstairs with Yi Ci, and naturally walked to the guest room where he stayed last time.

But Yi Ci took his hand, led him to stand in front of the master bedroom in the middle, and gently opened the door.

Jian Zheng looked at Yi Ci in surprise.

Yi Ci said, "Live here."

Jian Zheng raised his lips and smiled, "Okay."

The master bedroom has its own bathroom. Jian Zheng took out a change of clothes from his bag and was ready to go to the bathroom.

"Wait a moment."

Yi Ci opened the drawer, took out familiar tools from it, poured a few things that Jian Zheng didn't know well, and handed them to him.

"What's poured in here?"

"Balance the colonies and electrolytes." Yi Ci's tone became professional again, "Just washing with normal saline can easily cause electrolyte imbalance, destroy the balance of the colonies, and lead to infection and diarrhea..."

Jian Zheng's expression slowly became dull.

This is the first time anyone has talked to him about preparation from a medical point of view.

What's it like working with a doctor?

Maybe it's the feeling of learning something new and opening doors to new worlds every now and then.

And...the other party seems to be paying attention to health and hygiene.

It might not be too demanding for the first time, but now it seems to be demanding him with the doctor's standard.

Yi Ci handed the things to him and said, "Use this first, use it twice, and use this last, use it once. There is constant temperature hot water in the bathroom, remember to use hot water to rinse it off."

Jian Zheng took what Yi Ci handed to him, and felt as if he had come to the anorectal department of the hospital, and the professional doctor was explaining the precautions for enema to him.

It seems that what they are going to do next is not a romantic thing, but a very serious thing.

He was about to walk into the bathroom with his things in a complicated mood, when he suddenly heard Yi Ci asking behind him, "Do you need help?"

Jian Zheng ran into the bathroom as if fleeing, leaving only one sentence: "No need!"

It's too close to help now, and he still wants to keep a good impression of being handsome.

However, the human body does not seem to have any sense of mystery in front of the doctor. The doctor is well-informed, and his so-called sense of mystery is just thinking about it for himself.

This time he tossed and tossed three times, and he took a long time to wash, and it took about forty minutes to get out of the bathroom, his face was reddened by the steam in the bathroom.

I have to say that the medicine given by the doctor is much more comfortable than normal saline. After this time, he didn’t feel a little uncomfortable, but felt very comfortable. Especially the last time, there was an indescribable feeling in the water. The elegant breath smelled really good, so good that he mistakenly thought that his whole body was fragrant.

He walked to the bed with a bath towel on, and bumped into Yi Ci unexpectedly. Yi Ci's chest was hard and full of muscles.

Jian Zheng looked up at Yi Ci, his mouth was dry, "Aren't you going to take a bath?"

Yi Ci brushed Jian Zheng's cheeks that were reddened by heat with his thumb slowly, the movement was very gentle.

Just when Jian Zheng thought that Yi Ci was going to say something romantic and gentle, he suddenly heard Yi Ci say: "Time is a bit short."

Jian Zheng: "... what time?"

"Hospitals usually take longer than that to give a patient an enema."

... What romance, I think too much.

"I'm not a patient." Jian Zheng gritted his teeth, "I'm healthy."

Yi Ci lightly stroked Jian Zheng's dark circles with his fingers, and smiled softly, "Well, you are not a patient."

After he finished speaking, he added, "Let you sleep well tonight."

When Yi Ci walked into the bathroom, Jian Zheng's heart began to pound, looking forward to it.

Massage? Come on, come on.

He likes the doctor's professional massage technique very much.

Yi Ci quickly got out of the shower, wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

Jian Zheng tactfully pulled Yi Ci's bath towel away, and discussed with a smile, "How about giving me a massage this time, and let me experience it for 10 minutes?"

"No." Yi Ci said unhurriedly, "Your body can't bear it."

"I can do it." Jian Zheng was extremely stubborn, "How will you know if you don't try?"

Yi Ci smiled softly, "Do you still think I don't understand prostate?"

……

I understand, I understand very well.

The flexible fingers of a surgeon who can dance with a scalpel are not bragging, they are really good at it. Jian Zheng thinks that the biggest benefit of finding a surgeon as a boyfriend is that the other party is very good in everything.

including but not limited to methods.

Others are also very good...

This directly caused them to make trouble until two or three in the morning that night, and Jian Zheng woke up hungry at around eleven o'clock the next morning.

Yi Ci was wearing pajamas, sitting on the bedside and answering the message.

Seeing that he was awake, Yi Ci touched his forehead with his hand, "I don't have a fever."

Jian Zheng reluctantly got up from the bed and sat up, feeling that he, who was still young, was almost unable to support his waist.

He slowed down, took a sip of water, and woke up.

Yi Ci asked, "Are there any arrangements for the afternoon?"

"I didn't, how about you?"

"A colleague moved to a new house and invited me to come over, so I can bring my company."

Jian Zheng blinked, "Is it your colleague in the hospital?"

Yi Ci nodded.

"Where did you move from?"

Yi Ci mentioned two places, and Jian Zheng was surprised to find that the first place was actually a remote area with the same area as him, very common people.

"Why would a doctor live there?"

"He just paid off his tuition fees two years ago, and this year he took out a loan for a big house."

Jian Zheng was silent for a while, and suddenly thought about the difficulty of studying medicine here.

Although the doctors here have good benefits, good wages and high social status, they will pay very high before getting a doctor's license.

Here, studying medicine is a luxury.

Even without mentioning the terrible failure rate and the difficulty of obtaining a doctor's license, the tuition fee alone is enough to crush many families.

Except for in-state students who go to the state medical school in the state, the tuition fees of other students are more than 5 dollars. Of course, this only refers to tuition fees.

From the undergraduate degree to the doctor's license, at least 60 US dollars is required.

Many families here will not afford the cost of their children studying medicine. To be precise, many families will not even bear the cost of college. Therefore, those who plan to study medicine usually apply for loans with the admission letter.

Banks are willing to invest in future doctors and provide loans. The tuition and living expenses of medical students are all based on loans. Therefore, many doctors will repay their loans as soon as they graduate. The length of this process varies, mainly depending on the doctor's department and income.

Therefore, many doctors will remain poor for a long time until they pay off their loans. At this time, they are basically in their forties and can barely enjoy a house in a high-quality location.

It is also very hard to say, it is a very difficult road.

"I have never participated in this kind of party." Jian Zheng said, "Do I need to prepare anything?"

Yi Ci shook his head, "No need."

"Would it be inconvenient for you to take me there? You seemed to be heterosexual before."

Yi Ci said softly, "At least two of my colleagues switch back and forth between heterosexuality and homosexuality."

Jian Zheng: "..."

It's because he is narrow-minded, he didn't expect others to have such a good time.

He actually wanted to ask Yi Ci how many times he had changed, but he felt that it was boring to care about the past. He couldn't change the past, and all he could have was the present and the future.

"are you hungry?"

Jian Zheng rubbed his stomach and nodded honestly, "I'm very hungry."

"I'm going to cook, eat less first, and there will be afternoon tea soon."

"Can you cook?" Jian Zheng asked curiously, "What kind of dinner do you make?"

Yi Ci glanced at Jian Zheng, "You don't know what you like."

Jian Zheng: "...How do you know what I like? In fact, I'm fine with fried chicken or French fries."

After all fried food, the wonderful Maillard reaction is irresistible.

"Not those." Yi Ci said directly, "You need to eat some healthy food."

Jian Zheng's face collapsed all of a sudden, and what made his face even more collapsed was that Yi Ci got out of bed with his clothes on, and took out a stick from the bedside cabinet and handed it to Jian Zheng, with a transparent cover on it.

Jian Zheng asked in surprise, "What is this?"

"Slight current stimulation, combined with Kegel, can improve the elasticity of the sphincter muscle and allow for better recovery."

Jian Zheng was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt that professional doctors were playing tricks, and ordinary people had to stand aside.

Look at this, the shocks are all used.

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"...Are you sure the current will not cause trouble?"

"Of course not." Yi Ci patiently explained, "The technology of mild current stimulation is very mature. Many women also use mild current stimulation in conjunction with Kegel in order to recover after natural childbirth, so as to reduce the sequelae such as tearing caused by natural childbirth."

...Well, anyway, the principle of muscle recovery of men and women may be quite similar.

"I'm going to make lunch, and the video has been sent to you. You follow the instructions above for half an hour, and come down to the living room for breakfast after half an hour."

This time it was Jian Zheng's turn to look at Yi Ci blankly.

"how?"

"I have a question, I must ask it." Jian Zheng stared into Yi Ci's eyes, "Are you trying to get me to exercise under the pretense of doing business for your own benefit, but in fact it is to benefit you?"

Yi Ci stared at Jian Zheng for a few seconds, then suddenly smiled.

He whispered in Jian Zheng's ear, "Of course, in a Chinese idiom, it means 'multiple benefits at one stroke'."

Jian Zheng: ... Now is not the time for you to show off Chinese idioms

Yi Ci went downstairs to cook, Jian Zheng will plug in the electricity and start practicing Kegel.

I have to say that the taste is really sour, especially with the slight current, that feeling...

He really wanted to pay the highest tribute to women who had a vaginal birth.

Half an hour later, he went downstairs with an unusual walking posture, and saw steak, vegetable salad and mashed potatoes downstairs.

All right, at least there is meat to eat.

Yi Ci saw his walking and asked, "Are you okay?"

Jian Zheng said: "It can be regarded as experiencing the pain of recovery after giving birth."

Yi Ci couldn't help laughing, "Then you will experience it often."

...This sentence is so ambiguous that it seems like he will have many children.