On how to get rid of straight doctors

Look at this, does anyone say? !

Even if this is a medical fact, why should it hurt his self-esteem and pierce the window paper.

Jian Zheng asked angrily: "Can't you learn to be more tactful?!"

After asking, he added: "I'm not short!"

"Facts exist objectively and will not change because of whether I am tactful or not."

Yi Ci pondered for a moment, then added: "From a medical point of view, you have no problem with being too short, barely reaching the average length of Asian males."

This is even more f*cking depressing.

Look at what this is talking about, and deliberately added the word "reluctantly", it is really too reluctant...

Ha ha.

"Shut up." Jian Zheng gritted his teeth: "Don't talk if you can't speak, I don't need your medical science!"

Yi Ci thought for a while, smiled, but really didn't say anything more.

Jian Zheng refused to look at Yi Ci, refused to talk to anyone, until he stopped on Bahnhofstrasse in Zurich, he didn't speak, and went straight to the Longines store.

The other party only described a general appearance. Jian Zheng saw that there were several models that met the requirements, and kept making video calls to communicate with the other party.

While waiting for the other party to make a decision, Jian Zheng himself also looked at Longines watches, and saw a mechanical watch with stars and moons engraved on the dial, and thought it was very beautiful.

But he turned his head and glanced at the price, and immediately gave up.

He doesn't deserve it.

About ten minutes later, the other party made a choice, Jian Zheng bought the watch, opened the door and left the Longines store alone.

He was still very angry, and he was very aggrieved.

But he didn't leave first, because Yi Ci didn't know what to do in the watch shop, and he hasn't come out yet.

After 5 minutes, Yi Ci finally came out of the watch shop, carrying a delicate bag in his hand, Jian Zheng glanced at it, and walked towards the parking place.

Yi Ci took his hand and asked in a low voice, "Aren't you going to shop anymore?"

Jian Zheng: "..."

I don't want to talk to you.

Yi Ci's tone was somewhat helpless, "Jane, I just told a fact."

Jian Zheng was very speechless, thinking that I don't want to lose face, and now I still say this is a fact.

Will Yi Ci's mind turn around? !

He gritted his teeth and asked, "What would you think if I said that you have a problem with your short time?"

"Jane, we must respect the scientific facts. The medical definition of short, with problems with physiological functions, means less than 2 minutes. I am obviously not one of them."

"Even without judging medically, I consider myself well ahead of the average male time."

"Of course, from a medical point of view, less than 8 centimeters will be defined as short, and you are not among them. I didn't speak strictly before, and I apologize to you."

Jian Zheng was so angry that he almost laughed out of anger.

Is this a medical problem?

Obviously not, it's a matter of the man's face, but Yi Ci doesn't seem to understand this point, he is purely angry with himself, and the teammate next to him talks about things calmly and rationally.

If it goes on like this, he is probably the one who will be pissed off first.

Jian Zheng felt that this wave of manipulation was not feasible, and people like Yi Ci probably wouldn't understand it.

He simply said loudly: "I will go to Chinatown after I go back, and eat from the beginning to the end."

Yi Ci frowned.

Jian Zheng said provocatively: "If you don't want to, I will go by myself."

Yi Ci sighed, "I'll go with you."

Jian Zheng snorted softly and continued walking forward with the bag in his hand.

Although he might not be able to buy anything else, he's already here, so let's go shopping.

He carried an expensive watch in his hand, and really went to Switzerland to buy a watch.

Yi Ci opened his backpack and put all the things he and Jian Zheng bought into it.

In other stores, Yi Ci asked Jian Zheng if he wanted anything, and Jian Zheng shook his head. It would be more comfortable for him to earn money to buy such semi-luxury items in the future.

They flew back that day, the happy Christmas holiday ended, and Jian Zheng became a person in a white coat standing in the laboratory.

Immediately after that, when he was preparing to return to China, his mother handed him a ten-meter-long shopping list, various skin care products, nutrition and health care products, oh, and some for his square dancing sisters.

He thought to himself that this was really his own, and he was not afraid that he would be tired.

One day in mid-January, he said to Yi Ci in despair: "I'd better go to the Outlet Style Shopping Village once, and I will drive there myself."

"how?"

"Go shopping."

Yi Ci still didn't quite understand this matter, but still said, "I'm with you."

"Oh, no need." Jian Zheng wanted to cry, "I don't think you can bear that kind of place."

"Then let's go to shoppingmall."

Jian Zheng said weakly: "It's a bit expensive."

What the aunts want is high-quality and low-cost wool.

Yi Ci felt a little pain in the forehead, as if she was caught in some weird family trivia.

"It's okay, I'll accompany you, you may not be able to carry it by yourself."

In the end, the two of them went together. Jian Zheng's expression was very desperate. Yi Ci had already carried countless bags, but he still didn't seem to finish shopping.

During the lunch break, Jian Zheng graciously led Yi Ci to the western restaurant, ordered the steak very sensiblely, and said at the same time, "My dear, you really worked hard."

"Wait until we put the things in the car, then come to buy."

"Okay okay."

Jian Zheng was very cooperative, and Yi Ci did what he said. After eating, he put the things he bought in the car first, and then went there again. It took a whole day to finish the shopping.

**

Jian Zheng can be regarded as someone who has taken several international flights, but it is the first time to fly business class. The treatment in business class is really extraordinary. There are drinks and a beautiful fruit plate when you come up, and the flight attendant will not let you turn off your phone. , which is much better than the treatment in economy class.

Before taking off, Jian Zheng kept looking at Yi Ci's accommodation with his mobile phone, and finally chose a five-star hotel in the city center.

"That's it." Jian Zheng said to Yi Ci, "You know, my home is a second-tier city in the free shipping area, and I have to transfer to a high-speed train after getting off the plane. Well, I'm just paying for airtime, and my parents don't know much about it. Come pick me up, don't mind."

Yi Ci asked strangely, "Why did your parents come to pick you up?"

"Ah, many children who study abroad come back to China, and their parents will come to pick them up. This kind of child is more pampered. Since my showdown with my parents, my family has gone through a long struggle. The final result is that I From having their own sons to paying for their phone bills, they focus on their old age every day."

Yi Ci didn't understand some of what Jian Zheng said, but he understood the last sentence, "Parents should pay more attention to their own lives. My parents rarely interfere with my affairs, and they won't pick me up early when they know I'm home."

Jian Zheng patted Yi Ci on the shoulder, "I am also treated in the same way now, we are on the same starting line."

The treatment in the business class is very good, you can order food, and the food is not in a lunch box, it will be presented on the plate.

After a hearty meal, Jian Zheng asked the stewardess to make the bed, slept all the way to the airport, led Yi Ci to take the high-speed train to his city, put Yi Ci at the hotel, and dragged his luggage home to meet his parents.

"Well, I'll come to you tomorrow." Jian Zheng explained to Yi Ci, "You can go shopping by yourself today, anyway, since you speak Chinese so well, there shouldn't be any language barriers, please call me if you need anything."

Yi Ci was getting a change of clothes in the suitcase and was about to take a shower first. After hearing Jian Zheng's words, he lowered his head and straightened his clothes. He seemed to ask casually, "Aren't you going to take me to meet your parents?"

Jian Zheng petrified on the spot, doubting his hearing, "What did you say?"

Yi Ci raised his head and stared at Jian Zheng calmly, "You heard that."

"That..." Jian Zheng felt like his tongue was knotted, "Will you go with me to meet my parents?"

"It's your etiquette, isn't it?" Yi Ci replied, "I checked, and we met."

Jian Zheng scratched his head, a little at a loss, "Well, if you go with me to meet my parents, they may say some weird words and ask some weird questions, you may mind, after all, we have different cultures..."

"No." Yi Ci put the sorted clothes on the bed, looked at Jian Zheng and said, "I will try to understand these things from the perspective of different cultures, and if I can't understand, I won't be angry."

"But, but..."

Jian Zheng was a bit at a loss for words, he really didn't want to bring Yi Ci to meet his parents this time, really, he felt that he was not mentally prepared.

Although he kept telling his parents that he was gay, and even mentioned his ex-boyfriend to his parents, he never wanted to bring him back to meet his parents, and felt that he was not stable enough.

He and Yi Ci had just known each other for a few months, and then... met their parents?

Yi Ci also volunteered.

Is he crazy, or the world is crazy.

He felt thirsty and didn't know how to deal with this situation. If he said he didn't want to be with Yi Ci forever, that's impossible. After all, it's not easy to find a reliable partner in the gay circle, but for so long in the future, there will be It's hard to tell what happened.

At that time, he asked Yi Ci if he would like to go back to China together. He really wanted to take Yi Ci to have fun in China, even if he took a walk in the free shipping area. He thought Disney was very good, but he didn't expect Yi Ci to directly mention this matter. , leaving him unprepared.

He was mainly afraid that his parents would see Yi Ci, an excellent doctor, and directly raise their standards and expectations. If he broke up for some reason in the future, and his parents asked him to find another one according to Yi Ci's standards, he would collapse directly.

Seeing that Jian Zheng didn't answer, Yi Ci put down the clothes in his hands, walked up to Jian Zheng and asked earnestly, "What are you worried or hesitating about?"

"All kinds of unknown things." Jian Zheng said, "I haven't brought my boyfriend to meet my parents, and I don't have any experience in this field, so I don't know what to do."

"Neither have I." Yi Ci said bluntly, "You are the first boyfriend I have ever had, and you have less experience than you, but when things happen in life, our first thought should not be to escape, but to go Find a way to face it."

Jian Zheng muttered: "If you can understand this truth, you will recover from depression soon."

Yi Ci nodded and replied, "The psychiatrist did say that my depression is basically cured."

Jian Zheng opened his mouth wide in shock, and after a few seconds he said: "Well, I'll go back and talk to my parents, find out what they say, and then tell you, oh, by the way, if you want to see them, you have to prepare something Things, this is the etiquette here, but don't worry, if you really want to prepare something, I will prepare it for you tonight, and you can just send it."

But what he didn't expect Yi Ci to say was: "I have prepared some gifts, I don't know if they are in line with your parents' preferences."

Jian Zheng was shocked: "When did you buy it? I don't know anything about it."

"When Christmas comes back, shop online."

Jian Zheng suddenly sensed some kind of crisis, "Are you still doing a lot of things without telling me, come on, tell me the truth."

Yi Ci smiled softly, and replied, "It is true that I have prepared some without telling you, but you will know soon."

Jian Zheng glared at others, always feeling an inexplicable sense of crisis, that kind of sense of crisis of being kept in the dark and not knowing anything.

"...What exactly do you want to do, tell me quickly, do you have any plans for me?"

"Yes." Yi Ci nodded, and said unhurriedly: "Trying for you, what?"

The author has something to say: It's really almost over, and I've seen my parents.

感谢在2022-01-2522:46:11~2022-01-2623:26:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Manman is a bit slow by 1;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!